Chapter 108: I'm Really Hurting (Part 4)
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When he arrived on the fourth floor, Zhang Feng had been following Yang Tianyou not far behind. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
Yang Tianyou glanced back at Zhang Feng, went straight up and knocked on the door, his face was depressed, he really wanted to see which turtle bastard actually dared to play cohabitation with Zhang Feng, this was simply something he couldn't tolerate.
But things have already happened, Zhang Feng's watery cabbage has been arched by pigs, this is a fact, no one can deny it, Yang Tianyou is very aware of this fact, so even if there is all the reluctance in his heart, he can't do any remedy, besides, can this kind of thing be remedied?
I'm sorry, he's not a gynecologist, and he won't do virgin-feminal repair surgery, and the repaired stuff is not a cover-up compared to the original?
Ahem, Yang Tianyou retracted his thoughts, knocked on the door, and knocked hard.
But after only two knocks, the door slammed open from the inside.
A man with short hair, jeans, and a pink sweater appeared in front of Yang Tianyou.
The reason why it is said to be a person, not a man or a woman, is because Yang Tianyou really can't tell at a glance whether the person in front of him is a man or a woman.
It's a man, but he wears a pink sweater, and his chest is obviously much more majestic and straight than the average man.
Let's say it's a woman, but it's too neutral, why do you have short hair, why do you wear jeans, this woman's feminine beauty can't be found in front of you at all.
Ahem, Yang Tianyou was dumbfounded.
And the one standing across from him was dumbfounded.
After a long day, the two of them held back a sentence at the same time.
"Who are you?"
Then both of them frowned at the same time. Yang Tianyou didn't pay any attention to it, and directly pulled out the woman's outstretched hand and went straight to the door.
This time, Yang Tianyou understood it, as soon as the woman spoke, her voice could be heard, and she was full of a female voice, he could really understand this, so he could tell it.
The woman was stunned, she didn't expect Yang Tianyou to be so bold and dare to break into the door from in front of her, this is really something she can't tolerate, and immediately glared at Zhang Feng, who was embarrassed behind her, turned her head and pulled Yang Tianyou's arm, while shouting: "Hey, you get out of here!" ”
Khan, Yang Tianyou was taken aback, shit, why is this woman so strong, she actually let Lao Tzu get out?
Yang Tianyou was a little angry, opened the woman's hand, sat on the sofa, turned his head, and said coldly: "Why should I go out?" ”
"Then why did you break in?" The woman was almost pushed to the ground by Yang Tianyou, and immediately stood in front of Yang Tianyou like an enraged lioness, asking coldly word by word, her eyes full of anger.
Yang Tianyou asked idiotically: "Because Zhang Feng lives here." ”
"But this is the house I rented." The woman said viciously.
"Sister Rose, don't make any noise!" Zhang Feng closed the door, so as not to be disturbed next door, hurriedly came over to persuade, and introduced to the woman: "Sister Gui, this is my brother, Brother Tian, this is my friend, Sister Jiuzhu!" ”
"Rose?" Yang Tianyou was stunned for a moment, and almost didn't laugh: "It's really a thorny rose, but how do I feel like a biting dog, who bites whom?" Hey, woman, let me ask you a question, okay? ”
Jiu Gui gritted his teeth and said: "If you want to ask anything, hurry up, and get out of here after asking, I don't know when Zhang Feng will have a brother, and let's talk about it first, I may not be able to answer your questions!" ”
Yang Tianyou was not in a hurry at all, and said with a smile: "Of course, this is something you are willing to do, I just ask, it doesn't matter whether you answer or not." ”
"If you have something to say, if you have a fart, let it go!" Jiu Gui said angrily.
Yang Tianyou was not angry, but he asked a very mean question.
"Are you a man or a woman?"
Khan, Zhang Feng almost fell headlong, she knows Rose's character too well, doesn't this force her to make a splash?
Sure enough, Rose was so angry that she almost vomited blood, her face became unusually ugly, and she was furious, but she was so angry that she couldn't speak.
However, all this seemed to be expected by Yang Tianyou, seeing that Rose was so angry that he couldn't speak, Yang Tianyou continued to say slowly: "Or did you have sex reassignment surgery?" What was originally a man is now a woman? You're so perverted, isn't your sexuality normal? ”
"Stinky man, you're done!" After holding it for a long time, Rose held back such a sentence.
Yang Tianyou rolled his eyes and said, "A stinky woman with no quality and no education, you won't be an early menopause, right?" No, looking at your appearance, there are not forty, but also thirty-eight, right? I guess it's really menopause, hey, it's understandable, women, as soon as menopause arrives, it's easy to get angry, and everyone wants to bite a few bites when they see it, by the way, are you a big aunt? ”
Although this rose wears heavy makeup, it is also a good look, and the four words young and beautiful are used on her, which is not too much at all, but it is about twenty years old, and she was actually said by Yang Tianyou to be thirty-eight years old, no, she was scolded as thirty-eight by the way, how could she bear it?
"Brother, don't say it!" Zhang Feng hurriedly shouted.
It's a pity that it's still slow, Rose doesn't want to fight with Yang Tianyou anymore, so she pounced on it with her teeth and claws, and actually threw Yang Tianyou on the sofa all at once.
Yang Tianyou was caught off guard, he didn't expect this woman to dare to be so bold, regardless of whether men and women were kissed or not, and if she was not careful, she was pressed on the sofa by the rose, and the rose was really ruthless, and she waved her right hand and grabbed Yang Tianyou's face.
Rose's fingernails were painted black, and the old man was long, pointy, and if this claw was implemented, most of Yang Tianyou's face would be covered with five blood marks, not to say, absolutely.
Yang Tianyou was frightened, grabbed Rose's wrist violently, and then hugged her neck desperately, Ah, Yang Tianyou cracked Rose's "Nine Yin Black Bone Claw", but the two also had a close contact.
Feeling that the rose's chest was a strange point, Yang Tianyou took a breath.
Obediently, the goods are real or fake!
But having said that, Yang Tianyou grinned and said, "My grass, you haven't had breast augmentation, right?" ”
"You dead man, you are dead, my mother will strangle you today!"
Rose scolded while struggling hard, but unfortunately Yang Tianyou refused to let go even if he died, and scolded and scolded: "What's wrong?" I was told by Lao Tzu that it was a sore spot, and now I'm angry and angry? Hmph, play tricks on Lao Tzu, I think you are looking for the wrong person, today, Lao Tzu is not good at treating you, you don't know how many eyes Ma Wang Ye has! ”
Zhang Feng was frightened, and he was so anxious that he kept screaming.
"Brother, don't make trouble, you're going to be in big trouble, Sister Gui, don't be angry with my brother, she's joking with you!"
"I'm not kidding, this woman owes a lot, I have to treat her well, if I don't take a picture of her arrogance, you live with her, she won't ride on your head and!" Yang Tianyou shouted.
"Stinky man, I said, you're dead, my mother and you are not finished today, I'll see how long you can last." Rose also shouted.
Seeing that the fighting between the two was getting more and more intense, Zhang Feng was so anxious, but she was helpless, she had tried her best not to let Yang Tianyou come up, but Yang Tianyou didn't listen, this is good, what she was worried about finally happened, and it was useless to cry now.
Yang Tianyou was also sweating all over, and scolded secretly, damn it, this woman's strength is really not ordinary, and I don't know which man has this ability to subdue her, it is estimated that if anyone gets in the way of her in the middle of the night, it will definitely be too dead to die, just this strength, few men can withstand it.
However, Yang Tianyou still scolded himself: "What? How long can I last, you ask? Hehe, woman, your brother and I are not wax guns, I am a real hero, hehe, not to mention seven times in one night, but to subdue you, it is more than enough! ”
Khan, it's time for Yang Tianyou to tease this woman for a few words.
The upper body was hugged tightly by Yang Tianyou, and the rose couldn't break free at all, so the two legs below moved violently again, but Yang Tianyou was so clever that he immediately wrapped his legs up, stretched one leg between the rose's legs, and strangled the thigh-root of the rose.
Well!
The rose trembled, and was touched by Yang Tianyou to the key part, and actually hummed, Yang Tianyou almost didn't laugh, dog, you won't be so sensitive, right?
This is good, Yang Tianyou thought about it like this, it was broken, his own third leg actually stood up suddenly, and it was dead against the thigh-root of the rose, this is winter, both of them are wearing thick pants, but because they are too tight, the two still clearly feel each other's reaction, and they dare not move at the same time.
The scene was a little weird, a couple of men and women who were struggling just now suddenly stopped moving, which made Zhang Feng on the side very happy, and hurriedly said: "That's right, don't fight anymore, brother, Sister Rose, you look at my face, don't make any more trouble, it's all a misunderstanding, you are all very good to me, I feel very guilty and sad when I make trouble like this." ”
It's all at this point, what else can Yang Tianyou do? Do you want to hold this gem for a lifetime? Even if he wanted to, it was impossible, sooner or later he had to let go, but if he had to make concessions first, he was a little reluctant, so Yang Tianyou said: "Sister, it's not that I don't give you face, you see that your friend is too spicy, if I let go, she will retaliate again, I know now, why does the sage say that the most poisonous woman's heart!" ”
"Brother, don't say any more." It's rare that the roses didn't make any more trouble, Zhang Feng hurriedly shouted.
Yang Tianyou coughed twice and said, "Okay, for your sake, I don't have the same knowledge as her, but if she wants to continue to play tricks, I don't care, I will definitely accompany her to the end!" ”
"You're still not letting go?" Rose's face had turned red, and she gritted her teeth, her body still trembling slightly.
Yang Tianyou smiled and said, "You promise not to scratch my face for a while?" ”
"For Zhang Feng's sake, I won't scratch your face, why don't you hurry up?" Rose rolled her eyes and said.
Yang Tianyou let go of the rose, but he screamed.
Rose didn't scratch Yang Tianyou's face, she was very trustworthy, but she kicked under Yang Tianyou, sweat, this time Yang Tianyou really hurt.
Staring at the rose fiercely, Yang Tianyou's face was extremely ugly, and tears were about to flow out of his eyes, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Dead woman, didn't you say that you won't retaliate?" ”
"The old lady said that I didn't scratch your face, did I scratch your face?" After the rose succeeded, he was extremely happy, seeing the pain on Yang Tianyou's face, his heart was indescribably happy, and the previous unhappiness came and went faster.
Yang Tianyou was speechless, very miserable, wanted to cry, but couldn't cry, Zhang Feng on the side hurriedly came over and asked with concern: "Brother, are you okay?" ”
"I'm fine!" Yang Tianyou squeezed out a smile.
Zhang Feng's face was also flushed, he glanced at Yang Tianyou with some grievances, and said in a low voice: "I just said that my friend's temper is not very good, I am afraid that you will quarrel and let you not come up, you have to come up, are you really okay?" ”
Yang Tianyou didn't think there was anything to regret about this trip, first of all, he now understands that he had misunderstood Zhang Feng before, it seems that this watery cabbage has not been arched by a pig, he is inevitably proud in his heart, he wants to put a long line to catch a big fish, secondly, although he had a fight with roses, and was kicked very painfully, but just now by the way, he also ate rose tofu, now look at the rose girl in front of him, Yang Tianyou doesn't think she is ugly, and that figure, tsk, really makes him linger, finally, This rose is still very cute, these days, it is rare to meet such a "superb", it is really interesting to the extreme!
"Alright, stinky man, now you can get out!" Rose now has the absolute upper hand, and the tone of her voice is even more arrogant.
Yang Tianyou endured it for a while, feeling that it was still very painful underneath, and couldn't help but be a little worried, and said secretly, Holy shit, this woman won't scrap the sexual happiness of Lao Tzu in the second half of her life, right?
No, it can be hard, theoretically, then there will be no problem!
Yang Tianyou nodded and said, "I'll go, I'll leave immediately!" ”
Zhang Feng breathed a sigh of relief, and Rose said triumphantly: "Hmph, if you don't want to waste here, you can stay here for a while and try, hum!" ”
"Humph, you're big!" Yang Tianyou scolded in his heart and said to Zhang Feng: "Help me open the door!" ”
Zhang Feng snorted, went over to open the door, and when Zhang Feng opened the door, Yang Tianyou came to the rose, muttered a word in a low voice, turned around and ran.
"Stinky rascal, dead pervert, don't run!" Rose's face turned red all of a sudden, and she hurried to chase after her, but unfortunately Yang Tianyou had already run out of the smoke and closed the door by the way.
Zhang Feng stopped the rose and said bitterly: "Sister Rose, don't you meet my brother like me." ”
"Your brother?" Rose stopped, glanced at Zhang Feng, and said a little suspiciously: "When did you have a brother?" ”
"I, I, I, the brother I just met tonight." Zhang Feng lowered his head a little weakly.
"You like him, don't you?" Rose asked suddenly.
Zhang Feng was startled, immediately raised his head, and then shook his head fiercely: "No, no, no, he is my brother, how can I like him?" ”
"What's wrong with brother? My man is also my brother, isn't he my man now? Rose glanced at Zhang Feng and sighed in her heart.
Zhang Feng still shook his head fiercely and said: "Others have money and cars, how can they look up to me, I don't dare to like him, he and I are people of two worlds, it's just that he has helped me and has been very kind to me, so I recognize him as my brother." ”
"Cut, I said I didn't like it, but I actually liked it in my heart, this stinky man, it's too much, he actually came to seduce you, hum, it's strange to see that I don't look for my man to clean him up!" Rose turned around and went back to her room, and said as she walked: "You didn't keep the agreement this time, I never brought a man back, you actually brought a man back, no, I have to rent a house again tomorrow, it's not safe here, that guy is too shameless and a pervert, I'm really worried about your safety!" ”
Zhang Feng smiled bitterly and was speechless, and he was going to move again?
Besides, Yang Tianyou laughed loudly while driving, he felt that tonight was too interesting, and when he met such an interesting woman, it seemed that this trip tonight was not in vain.
When I returned home, it was already more than one o'clock in the morning, and it was rare that Zhang Yanyan and the monkey hadn't slept yet, sitting on the sofa together and watching the film, but as soon as they saw Yang Tianyou, the two were not interested in the picture on the screen, and came over together.
"Boss, why did you come back so late? The monkey said that you were playing with the car and it was shocked, but it was really played? Zhang Yanyan is straightforward and fast-talking.
Yang Tianyou kicked at the monkey and scolded: "Your sister, you dare to destroy Lao Tzu's reputation!" ”
Ouch, he didn't kick the monkey hard, Yang Tianyou felt some faint pain below, and immediately covered it with his hand, sat on the sofa and frowned, Yang Tianyou's face was painful.
"Boss, what's wrong with you?" Zhang Yanyan said with concern.
"The egg hurts!" Yang Tianyou smiled bitterly.
"Tired?" The monkey came over with a smile.
Yang Tianyou said very aggrievedly: "Wronged, I'm really hurt!" ”