Chapter 12: Next time you incarnate, remember to wrap your chest!!
"The grace of recreation? Master, what kind of favor have you given to this guy? Poked Tang Seng's waist with his tail, Sun Wukong was very curious. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć info The grace of recreation, this word doesn't sound like a small grace, so Tang Seng is also very curious, but he thinks about it, but he never remembers that there is such a thing, and finally has to say helplessly: "I don't know, there are too many people who have helped the teacher, and I can't remember where I have seen her for a while." ā
Then again, did you really help the Ao people? It shouldn't be, the temperament and appearance are so outstanding, it's possible to forget it when you see it, but you can help her forget, it's a little undeserved.
Tang Seng's memory is very good, although the people who have helped him don't know how much to go there, but as long as he has seen it, as long as he has helped, even if he has no sense of existence, he can generally recognize it when he sees it, ordinary people are, let alone an outstanding woman like the Ao Yi people?
Although it was very surprising that Ao Yi knew Tang Seng, Guanyin didn't pursue it too much, on the contrary, she was quite happy. Originally, there was still some headache, how to persuade the Ao Yi people, who were women, to turn into white horses and carry Tang Seng on the road, but now it seems that there is no need to bother at all.
Guanyin was relieved: "I don't know how to persuade it, but since you know Tang Seng...... Ao Yi people, although Tang Seng is a scripture learner, but he is mortal in the flesh and cannot bear the pain of walking 108,000 miles. His mount, the white horse, died today in the Eagle Sorrow Stream, so the poor monk wants you to turn into a white horse to carry him west in the future, are you willing? ā
"The little woman willing."
The Ao Yi people agreed without hesitation, but on the contrary, Guanyin's mouth was 'mortal in the flesh', and Tang Seng, who could not bear the suffering of walking for 108,000 miles, almost didn't jump.
"Uncle doesn't want to!" Tang Seng decisively refused: "If it was originally a white horse, or let me sit on the original dragon, but I actually let her, who was originally a dragon, turn into a white horse and carry me on the road, is there any mistake, you might as well let me just sit on Yinyue's stupid cat on the road!" ā
"Whew!" (What's the matter with me?) Yin Yue looked innocent.
slapped Yin Yue on the head and let her hold her head while playing, Tang Seng didn't agree anyway: "Don't think about it, don't do it, just let her become a white horse, and I won't ride it to death." ā
Sun Wukong jumped out suddenly, and she said happily: "It doesn't matter if the master doesn't ride, as long as he can replace the original white horse and carry the luggage for me." ā
was demolished by his own apprentice, Tang Seng suddenly felt that his face was gloomy, and he glared at Sun Wukong angrily: "Don't talk nonsense, if you can't say anything for the teacher, it's not okay, you stinky monkey will carry the luggage for the teacher obediently in the future." ā
"Don't do it!" With his hands crossed and made a gesture of refusal, Sun Wukong turned his face and snorted angrily: "My old grandson is a Monkey King, so don't be a coolie monk!" ā
"What Monkey King, you are obviously a slow loris who does not obey discipline!"
"Whoever says I'm lazy, but you're not qualified!"
"What, are you looking down on being a teacher?! Come here, let the teacher use a tin rod to wake up your head, so that you, the dead monkey, can understand what it means to respect the teacher! ā
"Whew!"
didn't care about Tang Seng who was arguing with Sun Wukong at all, Guanyin would not change his decision casually because of Tang Seng's dissatisfaction. Tang Seng always worked against her, if he listened to him for everything, did he still want to take this scripture?
"Ao Yi people, turn into a form and let the poor monk help you." Ignoring Tang Seng, Guanyin pulled out the willow branches.
"Love, please be sure to keep the clothes that the Yiren gave you, they were made by the Yiren themselves." Showing a gentle and beautiful smile at Tang Seng at the end, Ao Yiren nodded conveniently, and turned into his true body as he said. With a wave of the willow branch, Guanyin turned the Ao Yi people from a white dragon to a white horse - exactly the same white horse as the Tang monk died before.
"Very well, the work is done, and the poor monk will take the first step. Ao Yi people, Sun Wukong, you must remember to travel west with Tang Seng and reach the west sky, which is the day when your evil obstacles are eliminated and you achieve positive results. As if deliberately ignoring someone, Guanyin finally left a message for both Sun Wukong and Ao Yiren, and then Tengyun left.
"Shhhh Dare to ignore the uncle, and arrange some things for me that I don't want, I remember you, your name is too long to remember! He scolded the sky angrily, looked at the white horse next to him who was rubbing his face affectionately, and understood that he didn't expect the Ao Yi people to turn back and go to his mother's white horse, Tang Seng had to accept the truth with shame.
However, even if he accepted the facts, Tang Seng was still as he had planned at the beginning, resolutely not to ride the white dragon horse, so he asked Sun Wukong to put his luggage on the back of the white dragon horse, and he carried a tin staff and led the white dragon horse transformed by the Ao Yi people on foot.
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Randomly selected some long trees in the stream, usually looks unreliable, but at this time to the surprise of Sun Wukong, the ingenious Tang Seng used those firewood to make a simple wooden boat, put the luggage off the back of the white dragon horse without a saddle, and then pulled it with Sun Wukong and Yin Yue on the boat, the master and apprentice three plus a tiger and four people (Jia Tai has no sense of existence, just ignore it) and take the simple boat to cross the stream. I went ashore, and I didn't travel for long, and the journey of about half a day happened to be sunset.
Sun Wukong, who was jumping on the tree to observe the road ahead, suddenly whistled: "Master, there is a temple-like Zhuangzi in front, do you want to borrow a night?" ā
"Nonsense, if you don't live in a house and sleep in the wild, should you be a fool of a teacher?" Rolling his eyes at Sun Wukong, Tang Seng took the lead and went to the people she said.
Before coming to the door, Tang Seng looked up at the Zhuangzi in front of him, and he didn't know what he saw, so he suddenly pouted: "Let's just say where the temple people in this barren mountain and wild mountain came from, it turns out that those guys are pretending to be ghosts." ā
Without looking at the few big characters representing the name of this temple engraved on the door, Tang Seng strode inside.
It seemed that he had already known that someone was coming, and as soon as Tang Seng entered the door, there was an old man with an old dragon bell coming out to greet him: "Elder, please come in." ā
"It's all old acquaintances, so don't call me an elder under false pretenses." Don't regard himself as an outsider at all, Tang Seng waved his hand aggressively: "I'm tired of walking for a day, and my eyes are full of gold stars, hurry up and arrange two rooms for me and Wukong to rest." By the way, don't forget the delicious food, if the food is bad, be careful that I let Goku rip off your place. ā
Sun Wukong, who chased Tang Seng into the door, was surprised when he heard this, looked at the old man with a frozen expression, and then looked at the grinning Tang Seng, she couldn't help but be curious: "Master, do you recognize this old man?" ā
The old man also forced a smile, and pretended to be puzzled: "Yes, Elder, I have never seen you before today." I don't know what to do. ā
"Don't pretend, you're looking at Venus, the pair of big breasts on your chest that are shaking around have betrayed you deeply." didn't notice that the old man jumped wildly on his forehead, and endured how hard it was to call his face with the cane in his hand, Tang Seng pointed to her chest, and then motioned for Sun Wukong to enter the house: "Wukong went in and turned over, and the appearance of Venus in his eyes this time must not be just to invite us to have a good meal." The woman whose name was too long to remember made Yiren change from a white dragon to a horse without giving the bridles to the bridles, and those things fell on Venus in the eyes. ā
The old man's forehead jumped and jumped, he took a deep breath in concealment, and scolded secretly in his heart, no wonder she hesitated in the sky when she met Guanyin Bodhisattva before, and learned that she was willing to help her send things to her, and her eyes were so strange when she was amnesty, and she thought it was strange why she appeared, but she was sympathizing with herself!
Damn, I knew that I wouldn't say anything to the Emperor last time I was angry, and this person who learned the scriptures was strange and underwhelmed, but it made the Emperor curious, and he also had the errand of inspecting the people who learned the scriptures, which was simply asking for guilt!
Then again, what is the origin of this scripture taker called Tang Seng? Even Sun Wukong hasn't recognized himself yet, how can he find out at a glance that he is not an old man, but a pretend?
Knowing that he was seen through by Tang Seng again like last time, Tai Bai Xing no longer pretended to be angry, and turned back into his real body in a flash, a cold and tall woman with a little gold on her forehead, a cold temperament, an ugly expression, and a dust. She has the same white hair as Yiren, but it is warmer, and she wears a snow-white robe. Convex and backward, even the wide robe can't hide its bewitching beauty!
Originally, he was supposed to show people with the same cold and arrogant attitude as his temperament, but last time, when they met for the first time, Tang Seng saw through his true body at a glance, and he also had Venus in his eyes, and his white hair was damaged for a long time. This time, Tang Seng gave him a nasty name as soon as he opened his mouth, how could Tai Bai Xing, who had a cold and arrogant temperament, maintain a normal attitude and treat him with a cold and calm attitude?
Resisting the urge to shake Tang Seng's face with the dust, Tai Bai Xing looked at Tang Seng hatefully: "You rude scripture learner, how did you recognize my true body this time?" ā
Tang Seng laughed: "Didn't you say it, you before. . Convex and backward, the figure is so good that it betrays you at the beginning. Isn't it Wukong, please wrap your chest with strips of cloth when you pretend to be a man in the future? Otherwise, I just want to pretend to be stupid and can't do it without seeing it. ā
"What do you mean by my grandson, master, what do you mean by that!!
In Sun Wukong's thunderous questioning, Tai Bai Xing's face is also black, what does a good figure have to do with the illusion? And listening to Tang Seng say this, is it wrong to feel that you are in good shape?
Grinding his teeth in the dark, and then taking a breath to calm down, Tai Bai Xing said with a cold face: "Since you have been recognized by the person who took the scriptures again, then I will also tell my intentions." I have indeed been instructed by Master Guanyin to send you a saddle bridle to the person who took the scriptures, and the saddle bridle is in the house, so you can go and get it yourself later. That's it, farewell! ā
I don't care if I was instructed by the Emperor of Heaven to deal with Tang Seng and set any interesting things, in order to prevent myself from being angry with Tang Seng to the point that the heart of the Dao is lost, and then beat him with a whisk, Tai Bai Xing quickly finished saying his intention, and he wanted to leave with a neat Tengyun.
At this time, Tang Seng suddenly shouted: "Remember, wrap your chest next time you change, otherwise you will be recognized again!" ā
Tai Bai Xing: "......"
The figure of the clouds in the air was stunned, and Tai Bai Xing almost didn't give Tang Seng the words, and fell directly from the sky: "My business, don't bother!" ā
Gritting his teeth and leaving this sentence, Tai Bai Xing did not forget to wave the dust before leaving, and turned the Zhuangzi who was ready to leave Tang Seng to live overnight.
If you provoke her, you still want to have a house to live in? Dream!
"Now, please take your time and enjoy the beauty of the night view!"
Hehe sneered, and the Tai Bai Xing disappeared into the clouds.
"Wow. It looks like frost, but it's also a cautious woman. ā
Just now, I was expecting a good dinner in the solemn temple and a good place to stay at night, but I didn't expect that Tai Bai Xing would actually extinguish that beautiful expectation before leaving. In the cold wind, Tang Seng couldn't help patting his legs and sighing: "It seems that whether it is a fairy or a mortal, as long as it is a woman, she is careful." ā
"Hmph, I have the face to say that others are careful in front of them, please master, you can see what kind of virtue you are first." Snorted coldly, Sun Wukong, who had just been sarcastically ridiculed by Tang Seng for flat-chested and pretending not to be a man, picked up the saddle bridle not far away and pressed it on the white dragon horse, and walked away angrily.
Tang Seng shrugged, and then led the white dragon horse to chase Sun Wukong, planning to find a place to sleep on the road ahead.
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