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"I'm here to take refuge." After Liu Guanzhang finished speaking, he snatched half of the cigarette butt from Sai Tianxian's mouth. "I'm in trouble."

The two don't know each other, or Sai Tianxian beat him up, and his anger disappeared. Liu Guanzhang is five big and three thick, this physique can knock himself away with one punch, but this kid has never fought back, at most he pushed himself, I didn't expect this guy to be quite a gentleman, even if he looks like this, he also knows how to respect women, and his impression of him is much better.

"I respect you as a man, so I won't hide it from you." Liu Guanzhang simply told Sai Tianxian about going to Ritian Mansion to ask for debts, "Even if this brainless human life lawsuit falls on me, there is no way, I can't say it clearly!" ”

"You really didn't push people down?" Sai Tianxian regretted it after asking, Liu Guanzhang's virtue is not to mention killing, even if he fights, he doesn't dare to kill him.

"Do you think I'm such a person?" Liu Guanzhang said with a sad face.

Sai Tianxian thought for a while and asked, "Then you should run away, can you hide in the coffin for a lifetime?" ”

It's not that Liu Guanzhang doesn't want to run, the problem is that he has something unspeakable. With this amount of food, it is difficult for him to support himself with ordinary work, he has no money to run away, and in a few days, he will have to commit another crime if he runs out of food.

"The most dangerous place is the safest! The paraglider flew all the way to the outskirts of the city, and the police must have thought that I had fled directly to the Tongling area, so I went the opposite way and took the opportunity to touch it back! There are so many people coming and going in this park, and the haunted house is so deserted, I pretend to be a zombie and lie down in the coffin, sleep until I am old, and when I wake up, the prosecution period is over! ”

"That's what you have to do if you don't snore...... Sai Tianxian complained, "Actually, you didn't kill anyone, you should find the police to make it clear, it's not a problem to run like this!" ”

"What if the police don't believe me?" Liu Guanzhang shook his head, "Now I can turn myself in at any time, but it will be difficult to come out after surrendering, instead of betting on the judgment of the police, it is better to find evidence and prove my innocence." The current situation is that the police have no evidence of my murder, and I have no evidence to prove my innocence, and I am legally innocent, so I am afraid that the police will not think so. ”

Sai Tianxian looked at the zombie in front of him with pity, and thought: This guy is unlucky enough.

"I don't want to lose my freedom just like that, even if I have enough to eat in prison."

What a rice bucket to pursue!

As he was talking, Liu Guanzhang's expression changed, and he stared at Sai Tianxian and said, "You won't betray me, will you?" Hehe, I know you won't, you're so righteous, right? ”

Sai Tianxian squinted his eyes and thought for a while, "It depends on whether the reward exceeds 200 yuan." ”

Liu Guanzhang was very moved, habitually hugged Sai Tianxian's shoulder, and said: "I know that you are righteous, so if you say it, even if we have a friendship of 200 yuan!" ”

Sai Tianxian pursed his lips, "It's enough to open a room once." ”

At the mention of opening the room, Liu Guan Zhang Jilingling shivered, and said with both hands to protect his chest: "What are you doing?" You're not trying to take advantage of others, are you? "You can imagine how beautiful the picture is of a white-faced zombie dressed in a Qing Dynasty official uniform, hugging his shoulders with a blue face.

Sai Tianxian threw the cigarette butt into the incense burner, turned his head to look at Liu Guanzhang, and asked, "Tell me about your childhood, don't you say that you are an orphan?" How do you know your birthday? ”

"It was a winter 26 years ago, in the tenth winter of the lunar month, the snow was falling, the north wind rolled the snowflakes, blowing on the face like a knife, rolling up the snowflakes, flying in the air, encountering the corner of the wall and other leeward places to fall, piling up, accumulating more and more......"

"Getting to the point! What kind of text are you dragging? How did you forget the rise of the cold door? ”

"I just rendered the environment, I was in my infancy, lying in front of the orphanage, sleeping soundly, not knowing that I had been abandoned by my mother! The silhouette vaguely seen in the haze turned out to be the last face of the biological mother! ”

After a few words, Sai Tianxian completely lost his mind of banter, and listened carefully.

"It was the old dean who found me, and according to his recollection, it was snowing that day, and he thought it was thundering outside, and when he went out, he found me lying in front of the orphanage, wrapped in a thick quilt, and snoring."

Born with such a big heart, damn, this kind of bridge is generally to hear the baby's cry, you are snoring, how weird?

The old dean once described the scene of the day with tears in his eyes: curiosity kills the cat! I knew I could eat so much, and I couldn't pick me up if I said anything! ”

Sai Tianxian didn't have a deep understanding of Liu Guanzhang's amount of food, but he didn't care.

"There is a small note wrapped in swaddling clothes, with my date of birth on it, there are no other clues other than that, not even the name, Liu Guanzhang's name is still made up for me by three teachers in the orphanage, I have never been nursed in my mother's arms, it was the teacher in the orphanage who fed me with millet porridge, I am now so interested in big-breasted girls, probably to make up for my childhood regrets."

Originally, it was said well before, and it really moved Sai Tianxian a little, but this turning point in the back ...... Lustful can still be said so decently, looking at what Liu Guanzhang said, Sai Tianxian is not embarrassed to debunk it directly.

"I guess my mother must be an unwed mother, young and ignorant, who secretly tasted the forbidden fruit, gave birth to me but could not fulfill her duties as a mother, so I hated premarital behavior! Resolutely unacceptable! ”

turned a big corner, dare to love is afraid that the old lady will be strong? Sai Tianxian turned his head to look at Liu Guanzhang, and the temperature in the room suddenly dropped by a few degrees.

"Your sister!"

"Good! I'll recognize you as a sister! Liu Guan Zhang Shunpo got off the donkey, "We don't know each other, I respect you as a man, and we already have a friendship of 200 yuan, this happens to have incense candles, you and I are here to become brothers and sisters with different surnames, okay?" ”

Sai Tianxian looked at the guy in front of him, although he was a little obscene, but he was not a bad person, she grew up because she was ugly, her grandmother didn't love her uncle and uncle, there were few people close to her, and I don't know why, I always felt that this annoying guy made people feel very kind, even if it was so obscene and teasing, she still felt kind, Liu Guanzhang took the initiative to ask for worship at the moment, and her heart was warm.

The ready-made incense case in the haunted house doesn't matter if it is dedicated to the god. In front of the incense case, a white-clothed female ghost and a Qing Dynasty zombie, the two stood solemnly, hugged their fists with the pair of gods, and said: "The emperor is above, the thick earth is below, I, Liu Guanzhang!" ”

"I, Sai Tianxian."

Then the two said in unison: "From today onwards, worship as brothers and sisters with different surnames, and be blessed and enjoy hardships together!" After Liu Guanzhang finished speaking, he made up for it: "Have dinner together!" ”

"If you violate this oath, the heavens and the earth will be destroyed!"

Whether it's in a book review or on TV, I learned a few sentences at all. The two bowed three times to the idol, and put on three sticks of incense, Liu Guanzhang turned his head and rushed to the Tianxian Yile, "Sister! ”

Sai Tianxian's heart was warm, and he was a little shy, and replied, "Brother." ”