Chapter I

Chu Ji'an stood on the rooftop of the seven-story building, smoking with alcohol. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

Below is the smoke market at 8 o'clock in the morning, and the whole city has changed from the silence of the night to the roaring mode, and it continues to be strengthened.

Pouring a small half bottle of liquor outside the village in ten minutes is already the limit. Fearless, he threw away the bottle and staggered to the edge of the rooftop. The sound of the bottle breaking seems to come from a distant place, like in a dream. There is no joy or sorrow, only deep despair.

"What's the matter? Lost all your money in stock trading? Got cheated out of money? Or did the woman run away with someone? An old voice sounded behind him. Chu Ji'an shook his head, thinking it was an auditory hallucination. But then someone came over to cover the morning sun, and an old beggar stood beside him.

Chu Ji'an's chaotic head felt that this old beggar was a little kind, but he couldn't think of it for a while. Waving his hand: "No, no, no, no, uh, you're in business!" He muttered and continued his way to the edge of the rooftop.

The old beggar came to the edge of the rooftop and looked down a few times. Chu Ji'an saw that he didn't know whether the third floor or the fourth floor, a mother-in-law spread out the quilt and hung it on the hanger outside the balcony, shook the handle, and the hanger slowly unfolded.

Not far downstairs, a small truck driver delivering flour climbed into the cab and drove the car slowly towards this side. There is a steamed bun shop downstairs, which should be here to deliver flour.

"Want to die?" The old beggar slowly walked behind Chu Ji'an and asked. Chu Ji'an's chaotic brain was like an old computer with an old Pentium processor running windows8, and it took a while to load these two words successfully. He replied blankly, "Hmm." ”

"Then go die!" The old beggar shouted and kicked on Chu Ji'an's waist, Chu Ji'an threw himself forward, and fell down the stairs with his head and feet.

Chu Ji'an in mid-air was awakened, the alcohol turned into a cold sweat, and the desire to survive made him scream.

"Bang!" Chu Ji'an's body hit the quilt drying on the third floor, and the momentum of the sharp fall was paused, the stainless steel pipe of the hanger collapsed, and Chu Ji'an was wrapped in the flying steel pipe and the feathers that came out of the torn quilt and continued to fall.

"Pong!" Chu Ji'an's body slapped on the awning of the store on the first floor. The shed collapsed suddenly, and Chu Ji'an was bounced and fell to the outside of the building.

"Poof!" Chu Ji'an fell into the bag of flour pulled by the pick-up truck, and the white smoke rose up, and there was a scene of chickens and dogs jumping and women screaming.

Chu Ji'an's ah-ah scream stopped when he choked on the inhaled flour, and was replaced by a violent cough. The frightened crowd gathered around and talked about it.

"Damn, you didn't break it, did you? So careless!"" Move your arms and legs to see if they're broken? "Eh, I'm going to play a blockbuster movie early in the morning! Big brother, you are a sexual dragon! ”

While the people were gossiping, the old beggar separated the crowd and walked in. grabbed Chu Ji'an's ears, dragged him down from the carriage stiffly, and muttered, "Not dead? Jump again if you don't die! ”

The crowd was in an uproar, and a middle-aged woman scolded: "A good young man committed suicide by jumping off the building, I thought about your mother, what a bastard child!" ”

In the midst of people's concern and reprimand, Chu Ji'an was dragged by the ears to the roof again. Those who had good deeds followed, and were reprimanded by the old beggar and retreated.

Stumbling to the top of the building, Chu Ji'an began to vomit. The empty stomach squirted only water, and after vomiting, he collapsed on the ground. The brain was still drunk, but the heart was clear, and he thanked the old beggar: "Old man, thank you for saving me." He added: "Think about it just now, I'm afraid, how did you handle it so accurately, and calculated the car downstairs to dry the quilt and pull flour." If something goes wrong, I'll hang up. ”

The old beggar said worthlessly: "It's a trivial matter, it's not enough to worry about, I am the master of this world." ”

"Poof, you gasped when you said you were fat." Chu Ji'an had already remembered who this old beggar was at this moment. The old beggar has been begging in the square of the large supermarket next to the bus terminal in Yanshi for the past few months. Chu Ji is at ease and kind, when he has money, he goes over and puts down three or five yuan, and when he has no money, he walks around. After buying a bottle of Outside the Village this morning, I took out all the remaining ten yuan and put it in the broken bowl in front of the old beggar.

The old beggar didn't mean Chu Ji'an's ridicule, and said lightly: "I have lived for more than 2,000 years from the time of Qin Shi Huang to now. The original body was rotten more than 2,000 years ago. For more than 2,000 years, I don't know how many people's bodies have been moved, from the royal family to the common people, three religions and nine streams, ancient and modern, immortal. ”

"Do you know why Li Longji worked hard to govern the gods and martial arts in the early stage, but neglected the government and his daughter-in-law in the later stage? Yes, that's my masterpiece, his soul possessed him, and he wanted to show his skills and become an emperor again. Grandma's is a mess, embarrassing, and not as good as him. Phew! ”

"Do you know why Napoleon attacked Russia with a hot head? It was also my hot-headed addiction to being invincible. Damn, it's not that I'm probably a mediocre person. After the defeat, I withdrew, but I made him miserable. ”

Although Chu Ji was relieved that the old beggar knew Napoleon, he still couldn't help but mock: "Blow, keep blowing!" The cattle in the tobacco market have been blown to Europe by you. ”

Hearing this, the old beggar looked at Chu Ji'an, Chu Ji'an only felt a flower in front of him, and instantly his body turned one hundred and eighty degrees silently. was wondering, suddenly screamed.

The old beggar has disappeared, and the person in front of him who is paralyzed underground, this person is actually himself!

Chu Ji'an rubbed his eyes, making sure that it was not dazzling or dreaming.

I only heard the underground one say: "The old man never speaks." If you don't believe me, we'll leave it at that. You will be an old beggar in the future, and I will be Chu Ji'an. ”

Chu Ji'an was taken aback when he heard this, and looked back on himself, and sure enough, his clothes were ragged and filthy, and he actually exchanged his body with the old beggar. Chu Ji'an is a person with no religious beliefs, and he doesn't believe in ghosts and gods at all. At this moment, he felt that his whole body was not good, his hair stood on end, and goosebumps rose all over his body.

The underground self stood up, flapped the feathers and flour on his body, and was about to walk. Chu Ji'an took a step forward and grabbed him. The self in front of him showed a weird smile and said, "Don't kneel down to worship the teacher?" I don't have a lot of patience. As soon as he finished speaking, Chu Ji'an saw another flower in front of him, and his soul returned to him. It's just that the old beggar stretched out his hand and pulled himself, just like he begged himself to apprentice. At that moment, he knelt down and shouted: "The master is above, the apprentice Chu Ji'an has kowtowed to you!" ”

The old beggar smiled bitterly: "Grandma's, the old man has no name, no surname, no country and no home." Poor and boring, parasitic beggars. I didn't mean to be in this small town, but I was hot-headed and became a cheap master. The total amount of money you gave me was not a hundred yuan, but in exchange for my amazing ability. I really made a big loss! ”

Stretched out his hand to pull Chu Ji'an up, and said, "I have already checked your divine sense just now and learned about it. Isn't it just that the factory went bankrupt, the part-time job was cheated, and the woman ran away with such a few things? This is how the world is, people's desires are monstrous, and they are extremely filthy. When you live for a thousand years like me, you will know that this special grandmother's is a fart, but it is just a passing cloud. Remember, your own life is the most precious thing in this world. People don't destroy the heavens and the earth for their own sake! ”

Chu Ji'an only said yes.

The old beggar continued, "You often say that the eyes are the windows of the soul, but in fact the eyes are the gateway for the divine consciousness to enter and exit the body. As long as there are eyes in the world, whether men and women, insects, birds, animals, we can enter and exit their bodies, control their actions, and thus run rampant in this world, the sea and the sky. All my spells are already in your head, you can slowly comprehend them yourself. It's been more than 2,000 years, and it's the first time I've accepted an apprentice, and I'm unexpectedly setting a record of loss, which is a great shame. I'm not going to do this beggar anymore, I'm gone! ”

As soon as the words fell, the old beggar in front of Chu Ji'an shuddered, and suddenly changed from his eyebrows just now to obscene, and muttered: "This is, where is this?" How did I get here? Trembling, he looked for his way downstairs and went on his own.

Chu Ji'an was confused, and suddenly heard the birdsong above his head, and looked up to see a white bird hovering above his head. I suddenly understood in my heart that the master had possessed the bird. Immediately raised his hands and waved in greeting, and the white bird flapped its wings in response. Then with a clear sound, he flapped his wings and flew high, and disappeared into the blue sky and white clouds in a moment.

Chu Ji'an shed tears excitedly, and waved his hands desperately in the direction where he had lost his trace, and only put it down for a long time. After a while, he found a place upstairs to sit down, and hungrily flipped through the spells left by the master in his mind.

Day and night, I don't know how long it took, Chu Ji'an had already memorized it in his mind, and he didn't dare to forget to confuse one of the words, as for the integration, it would take time. The morning sun woke him up from his obsession, and his hair was already in a shawl. Chu Ji An Nahan himself had only been here for three days and nights at most, how could his hair grow so fast. But after experiencing the master, he will not be surprised by the strange thing.

Standing up, I came to the side of the building, looked into the distance, and looked at the bustling city at my feet.

Under the sun's rays, the rows of buildings gradually became clear from the white mist, and the cars shuttled through them like swarms of beetles, and the flow of people gathered and then dissipated in the buildings, and all kinds of sounds mixed together poured up. The whole city awoke again, and an invisible surging force surged under the sky.

Chu Ji'an despised this force. A few days ago, he was an urban ant lamenting that he didn't have enough money to drive a car on the road, but a few days later, he was close to becoming a king who could trample the city under his feet.

For a while, the mind was like a tide, and it was turbulent and difficult to control. Having been suppressed for a long time, he began to accuse the city of evil: "Look at your tall buildings, strange beasts, swallowing men and women with their bloody mouths open. Simple men are squeezed by you and become despicable and shameless people of the walking dead; A pure woman was forcibly taken by you and turned into a shameless materialistic cousin! I'm just a person who wants to live with my girlfriend on my own, you squeeze my blood and sweat, take my money, rob my woman, and force me to commit suicide! Why are you so greedy, so vicious, so shameless, so cheap! ”

He roared as hard as he could, and suddenly pulled open his pants, letting his lower body face the sun. Chu Ji'an stood on the roof of the Yanshi building and flew at the entire city.

It was the Mid-Autumn Festival, there were no clouds in the sky, and the sun was unobstructed. In broad daylight, Chu Ji'an's long hair was flying, tears were in his eyes, and he was crazy and presumptuous.

In the distance, a photographer on a helicopter filming a cityscape noticed something unusual, zoomed in closer, and was dumbfounded.

Downstairs, I don't know which store has nostalgic songs, and the singing is depressed and unrestrained:

Reddish sky

Nine suns burned

ohoh nine suns

ohoh nine suns

"You are ruthless, you are ruthless, you are traitorous, you are black, you are thick-skinned to the point that heaven and earth cannot tolerate it. Forced me into a wicked man, forced me into a wicked man, your retribution is coming! ”

In the midst of the roar, he reached his climax. With a strong pleasure that he had never felt before, Chu Ji'an stretched out his middle finger towards the whole city with his right hand facing the sun.

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