"The more influential the song, the higher the difficulty of the task, I go, aren't the songs with little influence all ugly songs, even if this song is sung, it won't be much use!" Zhang Fan smiled bitterly, this damn system seems to be only ordinary singing. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Come on, Xiao Ji, hurry up and find a fashionable dress for Xiao Fan and put makeup on him." As soon as Feng walked into the lounge, he said softly to a girl sitting on the bench playing with her mobile phone.

"Huh? Okay boss, is the boss coming? Xiao Ji glanced at Zhang Fan suspiciously, and then asked.

"I can't come, let Xiaofan bear it today." Feng Gang said with a gloomy face.

"Huh?" Xiao Ji was a little stunned, knowing that he had asked the wrong thing, he hurriedly opened a cabinet and took out a set of clothes.

"Come on, Xiaofan, sit here." Xiao Ji placed the bench in front of a mirror and handed him a black blouse with a metal chain.

Zhang Fan took the clothes, took off the waiter's clothes outside, and put on black clothes, because the waiter's pants were also black, so there was no need to change them.

"I'll give you a look, your hair is too messy, and it's a little long, I don't have time to trim you now, I can only comb you with some hairspray." Xiao Ji grabbed his hair and said.

"Hmm." Zhang Fan nodded and did not speak.

"I put the hair on your front stand up, exposing your forehead and looking energetic." Xiao Ji sprayed some water in his hair, grabbing the hairspray in his hand and grabbing it towards his hair.

Xiao Ji's movements were very fast, and he made his hair into a very fashionable hairstyle, but when he saw Zhang Fan in the mirror, he was slightly stunned.

"So handsome!" Gently two words came out of her mouth, Zhang Fan felt that her hands that were still on her shoulders were slightly red, and she looked at herself in the mirror with a satisfied look.

The fair face is angular, the nose is firm, the eyes are bright, the orderly hair looks very energetic, coupled with his slightly immature face, he is full of a school grass appearance.

"Wow, I didn't expect you to be so handsome when you dress up, and customers will like you with your looks." Xiao Ji said in surprise.

"Hehe, yes, you can eat with your face, but now you have to rely on your talent to eat." Zhang Fan laughed and made a joke.

"Haha, little brother is so funny." Xiao Ji covered his mouth and smiled, smiling at him.

And Feng Gang, who had been standing aside, smiled with satisfaction when he saw Zhang Fan's face and heard his somewhat narcissistic words: "Okay, Xiaofan, perform well, if you succeed, I will give you a big red envelope." ”

"Thank you boss, I will do my best." Zhang Fan nodded heavily, this is not only about his work, but also about his mother and sister, this performance is good, and there will be a good income in the future, and treating his mother and letting his sister go to school can reduce a great burden.

"Okay, there's five minutes left, you get ready, you must take it easy." Feng Gang opened the way on the side.

"Hmm." Zhang Fan nodded, took a deep breath, and showed a resolute look on his face, it was the first time for him to perform in front of the public.

"It must be successful, songs and songs, yes, I'm too stupid, those that don't have a big impact may not be bad, what kind of songs with little influence and good sounds are undoubtedly on the Internet, then these are not only limited to songs, but also rap, shouting, and alternative."

Thinking of this, Zhang Fan's thinking was broadened, before he was reborn, the famous MC song was the former king, if you will get lost, I will be your eye, return and other songs that resounded on the Internet, although the degree of classics cannot be compared with orthodox music, but both the singing and acceptance are very high, and the only limitation is that there are some limitations.

But these MC songs, alternative shouting, and rapping on the Internet are all suitable in bars.

"Longjing's return is good, I can choose this song." Zhang Fan secretly said in his heart, and immediately passed this idea to the earth system uncle.

"At this time, if you want to get the song, the task is: to get a girl's kiss within an hour (regardless of the position of the kiss)."

"It's a complete rogue system." Zhang Fan gritted his teeth and said secretly, and then asked, "What if the mission fails?" ”

"Ten years of hemorrhoids." The system's simple and powerful answer made Zhang Fan's body tremble, and he was so decisive that he didn't dare to bet on this unreliable task.

"What about the former king?" Zhang Fan continued to ask, but when he heard the task, he once again confirmed the name of this rogue system, but the punishment was still unacceptable to him.

He talked about four or five in a row, but to his disappointment, he was not sure about every task, what kind of messy tasks such as being hugged by a girl, inviting you to drink, and getting a girl drunk.

"Zhang Fan, you're going to come to power, work hard, I'm optimistic about you, come on!" Xiao Ji clenched his fists and shouted at him very cutely, this appearance made him think about whether to accept the task of getting drunk with a girl?

And before he could think about it, Feng Gang spoke again to urge, Zhang Fan could only interrupt the train of thought in his mind, sort out the language, and walk towards Mrs. T in a hurry.

Originally, this appearance should be Maishou Fenglang, and the beautiful DJ will shout out Fenglang's name loudly, but this time only Zhang Fan can hold the microphone and introduce himself.

"Hey, hello to the audience and friends, I'm the wheat hand tonight, and my name is mortal." The person is unknown, but Zhang Fan's voice has arrived, and the slightly childish voice makes the expectant crowd below slightly stunned.

"Maybe you don't know about me, not familiar with it, I will introduce it to you in detail, I am the rivers and lakes that people love, flowers and flowers, cars and cars, known as heaven and earth, omnipotent, handsome and chic, graceful, Yushu Linfeng, Xuefu five cars, tall and mighty, with tens of millions of 'fans', fascinated by thousands of girls, known as a pear blossom pressed begonia of the jade-faced little white dragon, handsome to the squeeze!

I have no advantages, the only advantage is that there are no shortcomings, I am basically all shortcomings, the biggest disadvantage is only advantages, if the pretty boy is a crime, I have committed a monstrous crime; If there is a type that is a mistake, I have been wrong again and again; If wisdom is to be punished, will I not be slashed with a thousand swords; If humility is tormented, can I escape?

I am 18 years old and handsome and drunk. Seven-year-old to learn literature, nine-year-old martial arts, 12-year-old will pick up girls, know astronomy and geography, know trivialities, every time you go out to walk, often lead beautiful women to turn back, handsome guys jump off the building, kind-hearted, helpful. When I was in elementary school, the Chinese teacher explained the meaning of "handsome guy", I couldn't figure it out, and secretly handed a small mirror to the same table, and I took a look, oh! Understood in an instant. It is said that when I was born, auspicious clouds appeared in the north of the sky, gradually from far to near, and after floating to the roof of my house, they turned into one word: handsome, you can call me mortal. ”

Zhang Fan said, slowly walked to the front desk, a young and somewhat excessive face, a handsome and somewhat immature face appeared in front of everyone, and there was silence below.

"Here I owe you first, the wind and waves can't come because of some things, so I can only come over temporarily to deal with it, you big brothers and sisters have also seen it, I'm just a child, you guys stay, don't beat me, be merciful, don't spray me, I'm still a child."

"Damn, who am my boy? So funny? Did the monkeys invite Dubi? ”

"The kid is awesome, his mouth is 666."

"Wow, handsome guy, and it's still a handsome guy, it's not in vain today."

", didn't you write down this guy's self-introduction just now, what kind of flowers see flowers driving and seeing cars, it's too special 6."

"Haha, I recorded it, I thought it was the wind and waves, so I kept my phone on, his name is mortal, and my little brother is so cute."

Feng Gang stood in the corner of the bar, watching Zhang Fan appear from beginning to end, hearing his humorous language, his eyes couldn't help but light up, and seeing the reaction of the customers below, a happy smile appeared on his face, and he looked at Zhang Fan on the catwalk The more he looked at it, the more he liked it.

"viagra, isn't this the waiter just now, this... It's like two people. The flat-headed man sat up on the sofa with a surprised face and said loudly.

"Oh? Really, I didn't expect this guy to be so talented! Viagra looked at Zhang Fan with interest, and the two young men beside him, a man and a woman, also looked at him curiously.

"Didn't you say that the storm is coming today? You big liars, what about the Storm Man? I came here because of the wind and waves, and I waited all night? Suddenly, a girl under the catwalk asked angrily and loudly, and it spread throughout the noisy bar.

The surrounding customers were also silent for a while, and they didn't speak, after all, the bar released the news today that the microphone was a storm.

Feng Gang's face in the corner was tense, and he looked at Zhang Fan with a full face.

"I'm sorry, tonight's Mai Shou was a storm, but he can't come to our bar for a while, and we don't want this to happen, so I'm sorry again." Zhang Fan bowed down and sincerely apologized.

"But." Suddenly, Zhang Fan stood up straight: "Although I'm just a younger brother, I don't think I'm worse than Feng Lang, Feng Lang has an advantage that there is talent over there, and the atmosphere of the audience is well grasped, and I have two talents, I stand here to be talented, and below I will perform another talent for everyone, DJ to a dynamic music." ”

"A crazy night of music;

Music leads the way;

Follow the wheat hands, mortals dance and sing to their heart's content;

The place where music begins is the direction of dreams;

This hilarious melody is your exclusive stimulant;

Find your first self in the crazy music;

Come together in tonight's music;

It's hey, it's hey, it's hey;

If there are five words in the music tide, it is not a thing;

It's a matter of time, and it's over in a while;

I can't just finish it, I'm not strong yet;

That's going to be a lot of energy, oh yes. ”

A short one-minute Mai, dynamic music and passionate Mai Ci, and a few interactions in the middle, when he sang, the customers below couldn't help waving their hands, and some even shouted loudly, which instantly drove the atmosphere of the whole scene.

At the end of this microphone, Zhang Fan motioned to DJ to start the next dynamic music immediately, and Mai Shou is very simple to say, as long as the voice is loud, just hum a couple of sentences and say something when DJ is playing, it is not a problem for him at all.

When Zhang Fan came out with a classic sentence on the earth from time to time, the customers below swayed their bodies very excitedly.

Sometimes his words will also cause the customers below to laugh, such as Zhang Fan said: "My virgin body that I have guarded for 18 years finally became 18 years yesterday." ”

"Men are dumped, money is a problem; The woman was dumped, and the face was problematic; I've been dumped on you for a brain problem! ”

The classic language made everyone laugh, and some of the disgruntled customers were also eliminated and they were excited to play in the bar.

The time hosted by Mai Shou was only half an hour, and Zhang Fan was very satisfied with his performance, and even more satisfied with the performance of the customers below.

"Warning: You have thirty-three minutes left, and if you don't complete the mission then you'll be stuttering for a year."

"I, I... the groove. Zhang Fan was speechless and stuttered a little, and then he realized that he had sung a song about the wheat on the earth and had not yet completed the task.

"What kind of task?" Zhang Fan asked with some apprehension.

"Hug a girl for more than ten seconds." The voice of the system comes to mind.

"Sure enough, it's this kind of pervert task again, it's simple to hug a girl, but it takes more than ten seconds, I.... nima。 Zhang Fan suddenly felt that his head was big.

Seeing that the time was over, Zhang Fan silently walked off the catwalk without saying hello and walked towards the backstage.