"Why aren't you afraid, the enthusiastic sister-in-law is cold?" Qiu Yuhan said to Qiu Tang in the sound of gongs and drums back to the village. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"Hey, as the saying goes, those who achieve great things are not informal. The Buddha also once said:

I don't go to hell, who goes to hell! Qiutang looked serious and regarded death as home.

"Speak human words!" Autumn rain cold.

"Wife, it's not a matter of sleeping on trees or on the ground all day long!

That's right, the herniated disc in the waist is all asleep! Qiutang returned.

"However, in the village, you have to keep me safe at all times, and you must avoid those who are interested in my chrysanthemum from approaching me. Hear me clearly! Qiu Tang continued.

"......" Qiu Yuhan can say anything, there is nothing to say.

Then, Qiu Tang was big, so he didn't continue to ignore Qiu Yuhan, and walked forward quickly, going hand in hand with the village chief.

"Brother village chief, where is the toilet in our village?" Qiu Tang, after he ordered something to give, the other brother, the big chrysanthemum monster brother, left, and asked the new brother.

"On the South Mountain!" The village chief said.

"On the South Mountain? To go to the toilet, you have to climb a mountain! Qiutang asked.

"Well, public toilets, the biggest, the most luxurious, the most hygienic toilets." The village chief replied.

"What's the matter, nice man, you want to go to the toilet?" The village chief said.

"Then you can be regarded as coming, the toilet in our Nanshan Village, but in the world, you have the toilet with the strongest desire to go to the toilet." The village chief continued.

"Oh!" Qiu Tang was more interested in the way.

"Where is the toilet in Nanshan? Which slope, which valley, which cave? Qiu Tang continued to ask.

"The top of the mountain." The village chief said calmly.

“！！！！！” This is what Qiu Tang's facial expression means.

"Don't be afraid, I can't hold it! People have three urgencies, and it's not very nice if it gets out of control, right? Qiutang said.

"It's okay, every day, morning, noon and evening, after eating, we just go up to the top of the mountain and look at the toilet.

Helps with digestion, because when you look at it, you think, release something! The village chief said.

Co-author, the people in this village, after eating, go to the toilet without doing anything.

Qiutang, thinking about it in his mind, that scene is definitely a beautiful scenery in the world.

"Are you going?" Qiu Tang asked.

"Hmm!" The village chief replied.

"Don't go!" Qiu Tang asked.

"Kidnapped." The village chief replied.

"......" It will be Qiutang's turn to be speechless.

Meow meow you!

If you don't go, you kidnap!

He seems to have understood the routine a little, and he co-wrote with Xiaofang, but after dinner, he didn't go up the mountain.

Instead, he went to the vast world, went to be released, and then he was kidnapped.

This is absolutely, the most bullish ever, the reason for the kidnapping, not because of money, not because of hatred, not because of sex,

Just because,

No toilet access when convenient!

How flawless, for a reason, even Qiutang can't find any fault.

Tell me about you, that's fertilizer, the nutrition of the chrysanthemum monsters, they dare to waste it, it's strange if you don't tie you! It's you who tie up.

……

Two flowers have bloomed, and we will each watch one.

After the village chief mobilized the whole village to come out to greet the good people.

And the one who was the king of the upright chrysanthemums, the messenger, came to the village.

Then the upright messenger looked at the deserted village with an incredulous expression.

Then, only to hear, a burst of voices like this came:

Uh-woo, uh-woo!

This, the upright, the chrysanthemum monster, the messenger, actually cried.

"How did I send people, all of them were gone." This honest messenger said.

The upright chrysanthemum monster, the messenger, was crying, and it suddenly felt that behind it, someone patted it on the shoulder, and when it looked back, Qiu Tang was standing behind it.

Although it seems, and you don't know Akido.

……

Originally, Qiutang, the two of them chatted happily with the village chief all the way, and the time naturally flew by, and it came to see it, the entrance of the village.

However, when he was about to reach the entrance of the village, there was a sudden cry.

When I looked closely, a chrysanthemum monster was crying at the door.

Qiu Tang was big, so he stepped forward and patted it on the shoulder.

Then, he sat down beside him.

"You are at the entrance of the village, what are you crying about?" Qiu Tang said to the honest messenger.

"I've sent people away." The honest messenger said.

"It's not your fault, they just went out to run errands, don't cry." Qiutang thinks that this chrysanthemum monster is stupid and cute.

", I know." The upright messenger looked at it with contempt and sympathized with Qiutang.

"In the past, when others sent letters, every time they were served with delicious food and drink, this time I went through a lot of hardships and grabbed a chance to deliver a letter.

As soon as you give it away, it's gone, isn't this? The honest messenger said.

Then, as soon as the hand was sent, the chrysanthemum golden light shone brightly, and several big characters appeared at the entrance of the village:

Tomorrow at noon,

Nanshan glazed valley,

Invite cousin Qiu to discuss Xiaofang's affairs.

Cousin Wan Wangqiu, come here.

Brother, Ju is upright, and he pauses.

Chrysanthemum gold, big characters shining at the entrance of the village, and then, the upright chrysanthemum messenger left with disdain for Qiutang.

"Too young!" Qiu Yuhan patted Qiu Tang's shoulder, and then walked into the village.

"Too young, great god!" Qiu Xiaoduo patted Qiu Tang on the shoulder, and then walked into the village.

"Good man, too young!" The village chief painted the gourd in the same way and did it.

Qiutang, looking back, there are still a lot of gourds waiting for them.

turned around, tears ran away, I didn't expect it! Unexpectedly.

……

"I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it! I think I'm a wise Qiutang, but I was ruined by one, the body of the messenger. Shameful. ”

Qiu Tang was obviously over there, not getting out of the painful lesson, and looked up and sighed.

"Hey, can you come down from the tree and sigh again!" Qiu Yuhan said impatiently.

Obviously, Qiu Tang, who had just experienced a major blow in his life, returned to that tree, a place of comfort for his soul.

"No, my heart is traumatized, except for here, there is only you, but you don't hug me, and you don't let me hug it!"

Qiu Tang craned his neck and continued to look up at the Heavenly Dao.

"You come down, I'll let you hug it." Qiu Yuhan said with a red face.

"Really?" Autumn Hall Road.

"Really!" Autumn rain cold.

Then, Qiu Yuhan was in Qiu Tang's arms, Qiu Yuhan obviously hadn't reacted yet, sure enough, there was the temptation of a beautiful woman, Qiu Tang was big, and Qiu Shui made great progress.

Look at the one in Qiu Yuhan's hand, send you to take off, even the starting hand, if you don't do it well, you know.

If you get cheap, you run, this is the life principle of Qiutang.

In, hugged, autumn rain and cold, after a while, Qiutang seemed to have a complete life.

"It smells so good." Qiutang, twenty meters away from the autumn rain and cold, sighed.

Qiu Yuhan, of course at this time, blushed with a murderous expression.

"Too young, you think I don't know you! Haha..."Before Qiu Tang finished speaking, he was attacked by a hidden weapon on his head.

Although, Qiu Tang greatly fully considered the distance of various skills, and then, twenty meters away from Qiu Yuhan.

But he underestimated Qiu Yuhan's strength, especially the angry Qiu Yuhan.

One, a hidden weapon called a shoe, flew in, Qiu Tang was big, caught off guard, and was hit and fell to the ground.

"What a move, flying shoes out of the sky." Qiu Tang sighed before he fell to the ground.