Chapter 9 Flirting with Senior Sister Together
The book has been signed, the contract has been sent, please rest assured to collect! Ask for clicks, collect and recommend, and give you a wonderful urban story!
――――――
If you just take all these tickets together to claim the prize, will the staff of the lottery center call the police!?
Are you kidding me?
There are a total of ten lottery tickets, each with five chances to win, and you can't even let go of the smallest five dollars...... Big brother, you drew this lottery ticket yourself, right?
Or do you have a leg with the lottery printer?
Even if you take out one casually, it already makes people feel shady, let alone ten together?
After being distressed for a long time, Li Yan finally thought of a way. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
He decided to go and collect the prize of the 100,000 yuan lottery ticket early tomorrow morning, and then give the remaining nine to his parents and let them collect them every once in a while.
Although the financial luck of each lottery ticket is so good that it is against the sky, changing to a different person and claiming the prize at a different time can minimize the impact of things.
However, if you want to borrow the magic power of Jin Toad to make money in the future, you can't buy lottery tickets anymore. It's too flamboyant, and you have to think of something else.
After making up his mind, Li Yan put away the lottery ticket and left the library. At eight or nine o'clock in the evening, he returned to his dormitory.
There are four brothers in the dormitory, the eldest Liu Zhenglong is a northerner, with a tiger's back and a basketball specialty, and people who don't know think he is a sports student. Because he looks a little similar to Akagi in "Basketball Flyer", everyone jokingly calls him a "gorilla".
The second Zhang Guotong is also a strange person, he looks talented, handsome and handsome, but he is a little evil, and is regarded as a typical example of decent appearance and inner ripples, and has the reputation of "god-level connoisseur".
Speaking of the reputation of this great connoisseur, there are many stories behind it...... And because his connoisseurship skills are so superb, there are countless fans in the entire polytechnic school, and there is an endless stream of admirers who come to learn from him.
So why is the second child so famous? Because the object of his appreciation is not food, not jewelry and jade, but beautiful women.
One of the several great skills of the second chapter Guotong is to appreciate and distinguish the back killer.
According to incomplete statistics, in the past three years since enrollment, the accuracy rate of the second child's identification of various back killers is as high as more than ninety percent! This kind of magic skill has impressed countless otaku in the Institute of Technology, and they simply worship the second child as a great god.
Many people ask the second child for tips with a humble learning attitude, but unfortunately the second child has been secretive.
Drinking too much beer once, the second child inadvertently revealed his heart.
"Hey, it's all tears." The second child let out a long sigh and mentioned an unbearable past. It turned out that when he first fell in love with junior high school, he was once attracted by a beautiful young lady on the adjacent street.
The young lady always wears jeans, a white shirt, long hair fluttering, and a pure and extraordinary temperament, in the eyes of the young Zhang Guotong, she is as beautiful as a fairy.
He has had a crush on his little sister for three years, and for three years, he has followed his young lady's back every day to go to and from school, and his infatuated gaze is as deep as the sea and as warm as the sun.
Finally, when it is time to graduate from junior high school, the second child will go to the city to go to high school.
At that time, the innocent dick finally mustered up the courage and decided to confess his heart to the young lady even if he was rejected.
He chose a summer morning, dressed up as the most handsome and mature in his own right, and then held flowers in his hand, and intercepted the young lady in the midst of the falling flowers while she was riding past the small bridge in the town.
"Little sister, I like your ......"
The second child's confession was only halfway through at that time, and then he opened his mouth and automatically petrified. At that time, it was estimated that there were more than a dozen onlookers eating melons, and their eyes were also wide at the same time.
"At that time, I really wanted to jump off the bridge, you know!" The second child spit out the truth after drinking, and his tone was very painful.
Everyone was whetted by him, and asked in a gossiping manner:
"What's wrong, Back Killer? Is her front ugly? ”
"She's covered in pox??"
"He looks so cute, he must be a boy!"
Under everyone's questioning, the second child showed a loveless expression, and his eyes were full of sadness.
He choked up, "I must have been blind that day, and I mistook her mother for her - that's a wrinkled fifty-year-old aunt!" But who would have thought that she would be wearing her daughter's clothes and still in such good shape? What a cheat! ”
Now thinking about her surprised expression, Lao Tzu's heart is still hurting! Oh, what a painful realization! ”
Everyone was silent for three seconds with their glasses, and then laughed wildly!
"Wha...... I'm laughing to death, I didn't expect you to have such a day! ”
"Second child, you have ever been interested in this kind of superb ****, super person. My wife confessed, she is really a fierce youth and doesn't need to be explained! ”
The third Li Yan hugged the fourth Zhang Xiaoyu and laughed together, almost rolling to the ground.
"But that's not all, the saddest story is...... When Lao Tzu went to high school, he found out that she was Lao Tzu's homeroom teacher...... And she was still best friends with my mother, and later my mother chased me eighteen streets with a kitchen knife, and I finally picked up a life. As a person who has come over, I advise you to be sure to bring your eyes to see people! ”
"Poof! Hahaha......"
The boss who drank the best amount of wine spat out a cloud of old wine in one gulp, rolled to the ground with the bottle, and laughed like a madman.
So everyone understands why the second child has to work hard and strive for self-improvement, and he has a pair of fiery eyes, which is a lesson of blood and tears.
Therefore, identifying the back killer is not only related to the eyes, glamorous blessings and happiness of the majority of male compatriots, but also an important skill to save precious lives.
When Li Yan returned to the dormitory, the eldest hugged him with one hand and said with a smile: "The third child is back?" Ming'er is free, let's go play together. ”
Li Yan was a little nervous, and struggled to say: "Boss, you have something to say directly, don't laugh like this, laughing makes people's scalps numb." ”
The second child said, "It's a good thing." The senior sister is about to graduate, and she wants to have a graduation party with us handsome juniors, we discussed it and decided to go to Aomen together to experience the evil capitalist decadent life, maybe we can go to the casino to visit, how about it, are you interested? Let me tell you, our goddess senior sister is also here! ”
The boss continued: "It's said that she is a goddess senpai, but she is actually younger than us. I heard that several of them entered elementary school early, and when it comes to age, they are a year younger than the four of us. ”
Li Yan just looked at the fourth, the fourth Zhang Xiaoyu is a very introverted boy, with the best grades in the dormitory, and his brain is also very bright, but his personality is too wooden, and he belongs to the type that can't knock out a few farts with a dull stick.
But they are indeed out-and-out scholars, who have passed English level 6 in their freshman year and English major level 8 in their sophomore year, and they have won scholarships every time they take the exam.
He is studious and doesn't like to talk, so he was nicknamed "Super Scheming Boy" by everyone in recognition of his true character and extraordinary wisdom.
Zhang Xiaoyu saw that everyone was looking at him, so he nodded, and only hummed.
The boss laughed again: "This kid, it's harder to get him to say something than to persuade a netizen to open a room." Okay, then it's decided! Tomorrow morning, everyone is dressed like a dog, let's go and tease the senior sister together! ”
So it was decided.