Chapter 201: Yan Yu'er's Worry and Shining Pretending Moment! (Three more!!) )
"Have you done PPT, I see that the first two PPT are very beautiful, I heard that PPT also has extra points, hehe, and then increased the funds, and then, huhu. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info" Yan Yuer's flickering eyes were full of fanaticism about funding.
"What's ppt, I didn't do it, didn't you say you can do it or not!" I whispered.
"Ah, you didn't do it???!! Why didn't you do it, do you just want to stand on it and talk about it with a script..." Yan Yu'er was stunned for a moment, and then began to push me.
"Hey, you didn't say it yourself, I must follow the simple one, why do you make it so complicated, and let me write it when I go to a nightclub, I wrote more than 5,000 ok!"
"Woo woo, it's over, there's no hope for funding this time." Yan Yu'er's goods were immediately like frosted eggplants, hugging Dongfang Yue, who was holding back laughter next to her, she lowered her head and muttered to herself.
"It's okay, didn't Senior Sister Dongfang Yue bring a computer, I'll plug it in the USB flash drive and show you what I wrote, thief 6." I still have this confidence, listening to the third president on the stage who started to speak, speaking in a decent manner, demonstrating PPT, I think I still have to be better.
However, I felt in my pocket, "it!" Where's my USB flash drive??? ”
"I'm so depressed right now that I don't want to joke with you." Yan Yu'er staggered, pouting.
"No, senior sister, I really didn't bring it, I'm Cao, I didn't even bring the keys when I went out in the morning, or the pants I just changed! Sky! At this moment, Yan Yu'er was confused, "Otherwise, I'll get it for you, right?" Dongfang Yue said calmly, "There are still ten minutes, it should be in time." ”
"It's too late, I have to go to Z University to find Su Rong, Wan'er is estimated to have already gone out." I sighed, what a carelessness it was, this negligence.
"Jiang Ye, you idiot, why did you drop the chain at a critical moment, dead pig's head, idiot dog, woo woo, now, you are going to be demoted." Yan Yu'er started beating me.
"Okay, okay, if there is no speech, there will be no speech, I'll just go up and talk about it directly."
"Off the script?? Are you kidding, you must be bad for the defense to be out of script, oops, I'll go get it for you, you give me Su Rong's phone. Yan Yuer quickly accepted this painful reality, and then made a final struggle.
"Okay, Yu'er, believe me, who am I? In the past, when I was in high school, I participated in several debate tournaments, and basically all of them were out of script, and when we usually played B, it was also a matter of handy, where can I use any draft? ”
Although I was a little nervous in my heart, I thought about it, among the professors at Z University, which one of the lectures I went to listen to used PPT, almost all of them were board books, and some things were engraved in my mind, so I didn't need to use external auxiliary forms.
"There are no manuscripts, which is different from usual."
I patted Yu'er on the shoulder and gave her a look.
Yan Yu'er looked at me with confidence, but she was a little relieved, Dongfang Yue said with a smile, "You, you, you didn't want to pay attention when you wrote, and there are only three people in our club, and if you are downgraded, you will be downgraded." ”
"Lao Yue, downgrade your size, I don't want it, hmph, if you don't have funds, I'll swallow your living expenses privately!"
"Have you stolen less?" Dongfang Yue snorted, and Yu'er smiled awkwardly.
Almost as we spoke, the people of the third club had finished speaking, and these teachers did not ask many questions about the big club, they were decent, impartial, and properly promoted positive energy, which was a good answer.
After the defense of the fourth club, I heard a girl wearing a cheongsam in front of me, who was the host, and said with the microphone, "Please, the fifth club representative, the vice president of the Tea Talk Club, Jiang Ye, come to defend us in the club." ”
I walked to the podium and looked at the black crowd under the podium, a little worried, the principal and the two leaders next to me exchanged ears and pointed at me, and the leader pushed the black frame and smiled kindly at me.
"Hello, please give me your defense materials, and I will help you project them on the screen." The host also smiled at me, "I'm sorry, I didn't bring that, USB flash drive." ”
I saw the girl look frightened, "Then how are you going to speak..." she asked in a low voice.
"Unscripted."
The host girl was obviously shocked, and then looked at me with a real warrior's gaze.
There was also some commotion in the venue, because the judges of the student union found that I didn't have PPT at all, and was whispering, Lin Surou sat in the middle, looking at me with a smile.
I coughed, and then, as all eyes were on me, I tightened my grip on the microphone.
"Hello teachers, students, I believe you all know Steve Jobs, the pioneer of Apple, he once said that I am willing to exchange my life's wealth for an afternoon of chatting with Socrates."
Plato also once said, idle talk out of philosophy, and everyone should be no stranger to Flaubert, Flaubert's Sunday, depicting Zola, Maupassant, Flaubert and so on, these French literary giants at that time, sitting together, chatting, called literary salon, and in China, it is even more ancient, literati and ink writers love to do such things, in the chat, Li Bai has "Yang Chun called me to smoke scene, a large piece of fake me to the article." "Wang Xizhi has" Hui Feng and Chang Tian are clear, which is regarded as the flow of water and is listed as the second. "Wang Bo is even more like Luoxia and the lonely bird flying together in the autumn water, these divine sentences, they will only appear in idle talk."
"Nowadays, most people think that idle talk is useless, and think that idle talk is equal to utopia, in fact, it is very wrong, utopian fantasy is a person behind closed doors, and idle talk, is the collision of wisdom, is the confrontation of thinking, the birth of quantum mechanics, is not it in the idle talk is born?"
"Philosophy, literature, and science are all closely related to gossip, which is why I think it is necessary for gossip to exist."
"The second point, let me talk about tea, we all know that wine and tea, in China has a thousand years of history, since the era of Zhou Lugong, the tea ceremony has been carried forward as a number of rituals, as a positive student, it is naturally impossible to drink in the school community, so we start with tea."
"Tea culture is not inferior to wine culture at all, here I would like to thank Sister Dongfang Yue, she is an authentic inheritor of classical culture, for classical culture, she gave us a lot of suggestions, you can take a look, the last penultimate row, the senior sister is wearing a typical ancient costume today, a wisp of gold and a hundred butterflies wearing a flower red satin narrow jacket."
When I reported this list of clothing nouns that sounded like 666, almost all the leaders and students turned around, and Dongfang Yue also stood up generously and nodded slightly at them.
Dongfang Yue's generosity, calmness, and charm instantly became the focus.
It's called a flash of inspiration, well, I really admire my ability to be on the spot, blowing and blowing, and I myself feel that our community is extremely strong... )