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'I'll wipe it, Xiaoman doesn't post Weibo, it's amazing, this writing, tsk. Damn, when I first finished reading it, I naively thought it was ordinary, but when I looked at it backwards, it was really godly..."

"It seems that Xiaoman knows a lot about men and women..."

'6666, worthy of being the barbarian king of my barbarian army. ’

'The Mengjia army came to support...'

'This literary style, am I really convinced, except for the two words of Niubi, I have nothing to say? ’

.....

Looking at the hundreds of thousands of comments that had been followed in a short period of time, Meng Xiaoman couldn't help but smile slightly.

At this time, Meng Xiaoman suddenly discovered that Gu Fei had Aite him.

'Xiaoman, there have been serious incidents of social prostitution singing recently, and there are many poets and writers with noble character who want to ask me to write articles or ancient poems to condemn this kind of behavior, but I still have no clue, why don't you do it for me? ’

Meng Xiaoman pouted and meowed, go to your sister's high morality. I don't know how happy I am when I prostitute behind my back, right? It's all men, so why be so hypocritical? What's the comparison? Also condemned, phew!

Meng Xiaoman thought for a while, then wrote an article, posted a Weibo, and Aite Gu Fei.

"She is a famous prostitute in the Jiangnan area, and he is a general with outstanding military achievements. A few days ago, he lost his wife and got drunk in front of a courtesan. regarded the prostitute as her, and the next day when she saw the red on the bed, the general laughed at the prostitute: You are a cousin after all. ”

He dressed and left. The prostitute was sold to the Qinglou at the age of nine, and for several years, she only sold her art but not her body. Until I met him that night. She's shy and clumsy. Gave himself to him. He was fierce and rude. but he called his wife's name in his mouth. ”

"The prostitute only likes this one person, but he likes it for a lifetime. The general is on the battlefield of the foreign battle, and the singer is waiting for him to return to the city. The general entered the city, never looking at it too much, only knocking on her door in the middle of the night. He was away for a long time, and she hugged him and took off his clothes, counting the scars on his body. He carried her to bed without love words, only lingering. ”

"She touched his scar lightly, you marry me, I want to give you a home. The general got up and left after getting dressed, leaving her alone to look in the direction of his departure. Being a prostitute is most afraid of having feelings, but she has fallen into the most sorrowful poison in the world."

"The prostitute said, I don't want to do this anymore. That night, she took the initiative to look for him. Her red lips were particularly charming in the moonlight, and she used all kinds of styles that night. 'General, you kiss me. The general was unmoved. ”

"After a long night, she left. The prostitute knew that the general would not seek her, after all, she was only a prostitute. A prostitute for one day, a prostitute for life. Soon the general led his troops to the battle, and the two armies fought. ”

Next to the enemy's commander, the general found her dressed in red, leaning on another man's arms. The general's eyes were full of sarcasm, the horn of war sounded, and the dagger she hid in her sleeve pierced the heart of the enemy general. ”

The adversary was not surprised, as if he had expected it, because he was really in love with her. The general was stunned, this was the first time she had seen his expression other than indifference. In the smoke of war, she closed her eyes. The prostitute knew that he was safe, and from now on he was safe, and she could rest assured. ”

"I finally helped him once. The general won the victory, the Son of Heaven rewarded him, and the people cheered. But he had no expression. No one knew what was going on in his heart. When the feast was over, he went to see the body of the prostitute. Her body was placed next to the soldiers who had died in battle, and she was very eye-catching in red. ”

He saw it, walked over, leaned over and picked up her body. Even when she died, she had a beauty that couldn't be hidden

Walking back to the house, the general tucked her loose hair behind her ears. Such a gentle movement, it's a pity that the prostitute can no longer see it. ”

"In the next life, I will take off my armor and not be a general, and in the next life, you will not be my wife."

Not long after Weibo was sent, Gu Fei sent a reply.

"Xiaoman, your article, how do I feel that it is not so much a satirical prostitute as a sarcastic prostitute? And those who look down on prostitutes? ”

The corners of Meng Xiaoman's mouth twitched, what do you think? It's just good...

'I'm rubbing, the god Gu Fei has seen through everything...'

'6666, can write the joke so beautifully, and Meng Xiaoman is alone. ’

'Why am I crying?' ’

As a prostitute, I have to say that I want to marry Meng Xiaoman now. ’

"Rub, don't be blind upstairs, hurry up and go back to dinner with Dad." ’

'Essay pen, I will obey Meng Xiaoman, read his Romance of the Gods, I can no longer read other books. ’

'Xiaoman's book is very good, but it's a bit exaggerated upstairs....'

......

Looking at the comments that were applauded below, and then at the more than 500,000 retweets in an instant, and more than 2 million likes, Meng Xiaoman couldn't help but smile slightly, and decided to write a small paragraph to advertise himself.

There is a good saying, my face, I speak for myself! Hey, something seems wrong? Forget it, it should be that he is delusional.

A new Weibo was created, Meng Xiaoman crackled and rolled the keyboard, and a Weibo was posted.

"A man who has been working outside the home for 20 years is finally coming home. The boss asked him: Do you want a 20-year salary or 3 words of advice? The man said, "I'll go on my way tomorrow and give you the answer tomorrow morning, okay?" The boss said: Yes. ”

"The man didn't sleep that night... In the morning, he said to his boss: I want 3 pieces of advice. So the boss gave him 3 sentences. 1. Don't try to find impossible shortcuts, there is no cheap thing in the world, only down-to-earth is the best way... No matter what you do. ”

"Second, don't be overly curious about things that you know are not good, you may die because of it. 3. Don't make any decisions when you are impulsive, otherwise this decision may become a regret for your life. After saying that, the boss gave the man some money and three loaves of bread, and told him: the biggest bread can only be eaten when he gets home. ”

"The man is on his way... He was gone for days... After eating half of the first bread, he came across a junction and asked: Which way is the nearest way to the hotel? Passerby A: Let's take the path, close. Passerby B: Take the big road, safe. ”

He couldn't wait to meet his wife, so he took the path. Not long after walking, he heard a passer-by say that there were bandits nearby, so he remembered the boss's first advice: don't try to find shortcuts. So he turned back and walked the great way. ”

"After a few more days, I ate part of the second loaf of bread... He found a very cheap inn to stay at. In the middle of the night, he heard a woman crying, and he couldn't sleep. So I decided to go out and have a look. That's when he thought of a second piece of advice: don't be overly curious about things you know aren't good. ”

So he fell asleep again. When I started the second day, the shopkeeper exclaimed: Are you still alive?! He was puzzled and asked why. The shopkeeper said that he had a crazy daughter, and when he became ill, he used his cry to lure people out and then kill her, and you were the only one who stayed overnight last night. ”

The man sighed: Thanks to the boss's gift... After a few more days of walking, he was not far from home by the time the second bread was finished. He was even more agitated. Not long after dark, he walked to his village. When he got home, he was about to knock on the door, but he heard a man's voice in the house. ”

He was so angry that he picked up a woodcutter and prepared to rush into the house and kill the man. But then he came up with a third piece of advice: don't make any decisions on impulse, which may make you regret it for the rest of your life. So he calmed down and sat outside the house all night. ”

The next morning he knocked on the door early and his wife was glad to see him return. But he was indifferent: Who was that man? His wife smiled and said, "That's our son... Not long after you left, I was... Then he found that this young man looked very similar to himself. ”

"Father and son met for the first time, hugged each other and cried... After a moment of concern, the man took out the third bread and prepared to share it with his wife and son... After cutting it, I found that the 20-year salary was all in it, and there was a note that read: Meng Xiaoman's latest MV album is released!! The masterpiece "Romance of the Gods" is also being released! Only those who support can buy stocks and go all the way to the red! ”

After posting on Weibo, Meng Xiaoman glanced at the comments again.

'I rubbed it, I thought it was chicken soup.... It turned out to be an advertisement...'

'Sudden advertisement blinded my 24k titanium dog's eyes...'

'I don't even accept the wall, just obey Meng Xiaoman!' ’

'Damn, I'll never read Meng Xiaoman's Weibo anymore, I'm going to die here sooner or later! ’

'It's really a beep dog, this special Meng Xiaoman not only sings well, dances well, can write books, and can compose poems. I didn't see it, Ya is still a master of jokes! ’

'666, I'm going to kneel down for you, I'm going to buy your MV album, and by the way, I'll give you a reward for your book...'

.....

Meng Xiaoman couldn't help but smile slightly, on the joke, he Meng Xiaoman dared to call the first, no one in this world dared to call the second! Ahem, all in all, he was telling the truth this time? Forget it, he thinks he's taking the facts seriously anyway...

glanced at the number of fans on Weibo, and unexpectedly increased by more than 200,000, Meng Xiaoman couldn't help but pout, is it true? Jokes everyone likes...

Turning off Weibo, Meng Xiaoman opened the DD account and saw the message sent by Bai Yuxing.

"Xiaoman, I'll have time to come out for dinner."

Meng Xiaoman rolled his eyes, what can't be said directly? And isn't there a phone from him? Why do you want to leave a message on the DD number? Is it so lofty? He didn't feel it because of Mao..... Could it be that the structure of his head is different from Bai Yuxing's?

But the message still has to be replied: "What's wrong?" Can I help you? ”

"It's okay, I just want to have a meal with you, oh, by the way, don't bring the ancestor of Miss Su Ying when the time comes."

Bai Yuxing was online, and Meng Xiaoman had just sent a message and came back.

Meng Xiaoman rolled his eyes, and asked him to eat and didn't let him bring his daughter-in-law?

Meng Xiaoman: "Big thick legs, let me tell you a story?" ”

Barbarian Army Commander: "Oh? You speak. ”

Meng Xiaoman: "On the bus, Xiao Ming saw the thief stealing a lady's bag, and he had an idea and said, 'Mom, you lost the bag, and this uncle picked it up for you.'" The thief smiled awkwardly and returned the bag to her. When she got out of the car, the lady pulled Xiao Ming out of the car. Xiao Ming was anxious and said, "She's not my mother!" The passengers laughed and said, 'This kid is naughty again.' Then Xiao Ming was sold to dig coal..."

Barbarian Army Commander: "..... If you don't want to go, forget it. ”

Meng Xiaoman pursed his lips, this guy doesn't seem to understand the connotation of this joke, but it's okay, the ghost wants to eat alone with this guy!

After getting off the DD number, Meng Xiaoman stretched his waist, and then looked at Su Ying, who was doing yoga.