Chapter 266: The Feeling of Kissing
Zun shook his head, "Then why did the Wang family marry in the first place?" Moreover, how could the father allow a male favorite to marry a wife and have children? Strange things. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"
Mama Toh hesitated to say it, thinking about it or saying: "It is said that Yu'er is an illegitimate child, before the first emperor knew Lord Toto, Lord Tooff made the daughter of the King of Liuzhou Thorn Shi bigger, but the Wang family is a famous family, and he refuses to marry his daughter to a drama, the first emperor has not taken down Lord Tokh at that time, in order to please him, he sent a message to ask the Wang family to marry his daughter, first, in order to hide people's eyes, and second, it is also to leave a lone seedling for Lord Toto. The Wang family did not dare to object. ”
Zun shouted that it was dangerous, a few months later, there would be no one in the world who escaped from fishing.
Mama Tuo said: Yes, I lost that Master Totoku became a father at the age of seventeen. But it is also because he is too young and soaks in the palace every day, it is inevitable that he will not be able to take care of the fish, and the poor fish has become the punching bag of the Wang people's family.
Zun frowned and said: It should be dependent on each other, right? is also a punching bag, there is such a vicious mother in the world!
As the two spoke, they saw Totoyu get up abruptly and spit on the carpet on his stomach......
There was a bad smell in the hall, and Mama wanted to open the window, and said: Don't! She's going to catch a cold.
Because of the back of the fish for Totoku, when she finished vomiting, rinsed her mouth with mint water.
Mama took out the piece of pickled carpet.
Serving the water again, Zun twisted the towel in it, and cleaned the noodles for the detached fisher, and the slight heat was aroused, and she had a little consciousness, and began to cry drunkly, muttering to herself: Kang...... Healthy......
Zun Chang let out a sigh, he was afraid that she was calling Brother Liufeng.
It turned out that she wanted to be well, because when she was picked up, I heard her lying on her shoulder and crying: Mama, the fish is so uncomfortable......
This is to treat him as Mama Tuo again, Zun patted her on the back, and learned to take off Mama's tone and said: "Yu'er Xiaobao......" can't be said after all, it's too numb......
Mama added incense to the incense ding, her fat body trembled, and she was about to die of laughter.
She coaxed until she slowly stopped crying and fell into a deep sleep.
Mama Tuo cleaned up the wine jar and smashed things again, and when she turned around, she found that the emperor had already left, so she dared to open the window to breathe in and let out the smell, and a cold wind poured in, she shook her head, she really couldn't understand what these noble people were thinking about in a day.
Just like her, even if she married Liu Yishou, she didn't know what he thought about one day, but she liked it as soon as she saw him treating people, and other times, it was like that.
Hazy felt that something was wrong, the emperor's appearance just now, the voice of "fish baby" was called, maybe it wasn't for fun, he was clearly ......
Ah! Dear mother!
She pounced, desperately trying to shake Totoyu awake: fish! Fish! Wake up, I've found a big secret!
After shouting, I remembered that the emperor had just come and instructed her not to say it to anyone.
She slapped the bed, isn't this to suffocate people?
Just thinking about it.
Vomiting and vomiting......
Oh, my God! The little drunk was shaken by her and threw up again!
Early the next morning, Tuo Yu woke up from the repeated yelling of Tuo Mama, and his head was splitting.
"It's late again! It's late in the morning and dusk! Can you get up quickly? ”
Totoyu drank a hangover soup, and said weakly: "Just say that I came to the monthly letter, ask for leave......"
Mama shook her head vigorously, "This can't be done!" You have slept in bed, if you lie about the monthly letter, and you are really pregnant a month later, then it will be all a goof? ”
You can't say that you don't sleep.
She had to get up and soak in the tub, surrounded by water covered with roses, and she buried her face in the water......
Mama said: Little ancestor, what's wrong?
Not......
What's going on?
Take off the fisherman's wet eyes, and say confusedly: It seems that someone hugged me last night...... Who...... He......
It was the old slave who accompanied you last night, and you vomited to death!
Sorry! Momma.
got out of the bath, dried herself, took off her grandmother to put on her underwear, and suddenly said: "Yu'er, guess, if I get drunk and vomit, will Liu Yishou hold me, kiss me, and shoot me?" Call me a baby? ”
Tuo Yu stared at her, with a huge body like a bear, and his heart resurged, and he was about to vomit again, covering his mouth, "I guess he can stab you to death with one needle." ”
went to Yikun Palace to greet the queen, she was left alone in the last row, because she was reported for the smell of alcohol, it doesn't matter, there is no difference between the penultimate and the penultimate one.
It's just that she is most afraid of being punished for kneeling and copying scriptures, because if she goes on like this, her legs will be useless.
There is an unwritten consensus in the Reed Yuan Palace, in addition to relying on luck, the women who stand out in the three thousand harems rely more on their own cultivation and talent to win the emperor's favor, and the opportunities are prepared for those who are prepared, so the concubines who are not favored will be gathered for training, and there are successful people to teach, just like the school, when the first emperor was there, there was such a practice as usual, but at that time the women were listless, one was the first emperor's good male style, and his age was slowly aging.
Today's emperor is just Shaohua, everyone is shocked by his amazing and extremely beautiful male color, and his personality is a little cold and arrogant, he doesn't like women, and the impression of the absurd and unreasonable, see the king who pounces on women is very different, and even, some people suspect that he is as good as his dead father and emperor, but there is never any evidence, this mystery fascinated the palace up to sixty or seventy years old old mothers, down to thirteen or fourteen little palace maids, and even those chaste foreign women who do not squint began to peep at the emperor's whereabouts in groups, If it weren't for the fact that the moon water lotus was too terrifying, it was estimated that there would be evil tigers to eat it.
They are like this, not to mention the concubines in the palace, racking their brains to think about how to attract the emperor's attention.
Come to the women's training hall rain or shine to listen to the lectures.
At the beginning, the people who taught them were Jin Zhaoyi and Cao Xiuyi, and later because Jin Zhaoyi was very shy, Cao Xiuyi had a big belly and was inconvenient, so she was replaced by Yuan Concubine, Hui Guiren, and Yin Guiren took turns to speak, and later there was Concubine Rong.
There are more than 100 concubines who have not been pampered, and the black pressure is full of women's training halls, and she didn't expect so many people, and no one dared to ask her to learn as the queen mother in the past.
She protested desperately, the signs were burned, what the hell are she learning?
However, to be honest, she was also very curious, did these women really know the emperor's preferences?
I really know, it's the concubine.
Concubine Yuan is really a caring person, and she inquired about the emperor's various preferences with Mama Zhao and Gao Changshi in the morning.
Everyone said that it was no wonder that the emperor liked her.
Write it down one by one and call it a back meeting, take off Ronghua, Chu Wanyi, Helan Beauty, Yuan Chengrong, etc., a group of concubines are ripe with rolling melons on their backs, and they are too lazy to memorize one by one, so boring.
Yuan Chengrong was very bold and innocent, she raised her hand and asked her sister Yuan Concubine, what is it like to be kissed by the emperor?
Concubine Yuan was taken by surprise and scolded her little sister with an angry smile: "How can this kind of thing be said in public?" ”
Because I looked around, fortunately, Mama Duanmu and Mama Yan were not there.
"However, if you want to teach, you have to teach something real, what are those preferences, tempers, after all, they are empty."
The women nodded in agreement, and looked at the concubine with a blank eye, because she was the only one who was favored by His Majesty twice in a row, and she was allowed to enter and leave the palace at any time.
Concubine Yuan looked at hundreds of pairs of eager eyes......
blushing and slowly shaking his head: "No, Your Majesty is very dignified and polite, how could he do such a thing?"
"Cut ......"
Voices of disappointment.