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No one may believe it when it comes out, but since the release of Dr. Bag's poisonous video, it has bewitched the hearts of n people, not only men, but also women. Let's not talk about the rest of the world, just talk about our Chinese. ∮, in a video speech, Ba Ge Dadi revealed his "preference" for our Chinese people, saying that they ISBS have introduced a policy of better welfare than the world's top 500 companies, and single men who join the ISBS family will be rewarded with a high-quality daughter-in-law with all-round development of morality, intellect and body after three years. Even if the "client" dies in battle and is wrapped in a horse, ISBS will help take care of the widow, strive to find her a second husband with good character and high morals, and raise the child so that he can receive the best education in the world.

I'll give you a go, reward high-quality daughters-in-law, alas!

What could be more exciting news? Probably not!

In addition to a lot of money, I also have a lot of singles, and according to incomplete statistics, it seems that there are about 30 million. One of the policies of ISBS has made me see the dawn of getting rid of singleness.

There are even people on the Internet who praise Dr. Bag Dadi as a person, and there are all kinds of bird words.

In a well-known indignant youth forum, a netizen named "Waiting for the Mother-in-law to Deliver the Goods" praised Dr. Bag, saying that he was sweet rain and dew, that he was timely rain, that he was the sun, and that he was the moon......

If Dr. Bagg Dadi saw this sentence written by my netizen, he would probably hide his face and leave in shame. I strongly ask my relevant departments and forums to ban this netizen.

There are more than one netizens who have been poisoned by the land of Bagh and are "waiting for the mother-in-law to deliver the goods"!

Just yesterday, yes, you heard me right, just yesterday, our police arrested more than 200 Chinese citizens who tried to smuggle out in one fell swoop in the border areas bordering Myanmar and other Indochina Peninsulas. After inquiry, it was learned that more than 200 people were going to go to the Middle East to join the ISBS with the help of the Ground Snake and work for Dr. Bag. Most of the more than 200 Chinese citizens are single men, the youngest is only 10 years old, and the oldest is in his 60s. There are also some lesbians, and there are several handsome ones.

I asked, "Why did you join ISBS?" Don't you know that ISBS is a badass organization? ”

"If you can't marry a daughter-in-law in China, it's boring to live. Dr. Bagh Dadi said that if he has joined ISBS for three years, he will be rewarded with a high-quality daughter-in-law, and I will sum it up, since I am surviving in China, it is better to go to ISBS and take a risk. "Stowaway A.

The eldest stowaway, B, responded: "I have lived to be over 60 years old, an old farmer and an old bachelor, with nothing, and I have no face to go out." I've been reflecting on why I'm the way I am today. Why can't you mix up a human being? One day I had a flash of inspiration and gave myself the answer. I'm not stupid, I'm not stupid, all I want is a chance. There have been countless opportunities in front of me, but I didn't grasp it, and I couldn't regret it! I thought, if God gave me another chance, I would definitely rush to it. Maybe you will say, you are in your sixties, half of the loess is buried to the root of your neck, and you are still mixed with your sister! In fact, as far as I know, Huang Zhong is 60 years old and Liu Bei, Toyo Tokugawa Ieyasu is 70 years old, Jiang Ziya is 80 years old, and She Taijun is 100 years old. I'm only in my sixties, and the last flame of my life still has hope of burning. When I saw Dr. Bag's speech, I knew my chance had come. I'm sure that if I join ISBS, I'll be able to do something about it. Comrade policeman, will you give me a chance? ”

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The day before yesterday, the Malasia police arrested more than 300 smugglers from China in four apartments in the suburbs. It was later confirmed that these people were planning to divert from Malasia to the Middle East and join the ISBS, an extreme terrorist group.

The problem is serious! The bloody case has attracted the attention and great attention of the relevant departments of our country.

If we want to fundamentally solve the problem, there is only one way, that is, to uproot the ISBS and end the nest.

Well, that's what it looks like. Now turn your eyes again, Qiongdao Province, a certain city, Peacock International Airport, security checkpoint.

The big man who was on the same flight as Xiaoxiao on the same flight as China Global Airlines A330, who was also in the first class, was undergoing a security check, and he handed all his documents to the security personnel.

Erdan always felt that something was wrong with this big man with ink, and he was staring at him with big eyes.

As the saying goes, knowing people and knowing faces does not know hearts, but a person with sharp eyes can still see something from the face and body movements of the person being observed. Erdan is one of the sharp-eyed people.

The big man is 1.9 meters tall, and he looks lean and lean from the outside, but in fact he has a very strong physique, and all kinds of muscles are lumpy. Generally speaking, people with good body can achieve it through exercise and fitness. Maybe this big man is a sports enthusiast or a fitness enthusiast.

The security personnel asked the big man to take off his schoolbag and take off his suit. The big man was very cooperative and did what the security staff asked.

The second egg thief glanced at the big man of Yin Ni a few times and saw the difference in his strong physique, that is, his very strong explosive power. This can also be seen from the aura of his body that is stronger than ordinary people.

In this way, the big man is not so simple as loving sports and fitness, and he will definitely be able to punch and leg.

At this moment, a scene in the safety supervision department testified to Erdan's opinion.

The big man was wearing a watch on his right wrist, the strap was leather, and the crown was a golden metal. The security officer was going to take off his watch and reached for it. The big man didn't seem to be very happy, his left hand moved quickly, grabbed the security officer's hand, and said in broken Chinese: "I'll come by myself!" ”

The speed of the big man is very fast and accurate, and ordinary people can't do it.

Several personnel at the security checkpoint were stunned, and immediately became vigilant against the big man in Yinni.

The big man quickly took off his watch, handed it to the security officer, smiled and said, "I'm really sorry." This watch means so much to me that I'm afraid you've broken it. ”

The security officer glared at the big man with ink, took the watch he handed over, whispered a few words to the staff next to him, and finally said to him: "Please go with us." ”

The big man was not much surprised, spread his hands very freely, smiled, and said, "Fully cooperate." ”

Just like that, the big man was taken to a special room at the security checkpoint for suspicious passengers. Everyone present is looking sideways!