For the first time in my life, I had to find a decent hotel to stay in, my life was just a few decades, so why should I be wronged. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

There were a lot of inns that didn't look good in those days, but there were very few splendid hotels.

The county seat is not big, and the old cow is anxious after going around: "I said Brother Le, I can just sleep on a board for the old cow, why do we bother to find it?" I can't even open my eyes......"

"Old cow, can you have a snack? What's wrong with you not getting enough sleep along the way? It's easy for us to come out, and men have to be cruel to themselves! ”

Lu Le used to hear people in the village say that only a man who can earn and spread can achieve great things, what can he do if he picks it all day long?

Lao Niu thought about it, why haven't you had enough after hundreds of years of hard life? Didn't you say that you were ready to start a new life? stopped nagging and honestly stayed by Lu Le's side.

In the heart of the street, I saw a six-story small western-style building standing in the middle of a bungalow, with five flashing neon signs on the door: "Royal Palace Hotel".

Lu Le looked at it on the other side for a while, touched his chin and said, "This is exciting!" Old Niu, how is it here? ”

Lao Niu looked at the two rows of little girls who welcomed the guests at the door, with long legs of white flowers, and nodded his head like a chicken pecking rice: "Medium!" ”

The service attitude of the girl in the city is also very good, the customer has not yet come to the front and bows and smiles, and the mouth is sweet and said in unison: "Welcome!" ”

But it was Lu Le's turn and Lao Niu's turn, and they looked up and down for a long time, but they didn't let out a fart, and Lu Le was already a little uncomfortable in his heart at this time: Isn't Lao Tzu just a blue and white striped sportswear and yellow sneakers? Is it like a worker who came to unclog the sewers......

The old cow has always had a tendon, his eyes staring directly at other people's low-cut camisoles, and he smirked at the little girl without a face.

When he arrived at the cashier, Lu Le carefully looked at the house prices, and the standard rooms were eighty-eight, which was really not cheap, and they all caught up with the food expenses of a family of two in the village for a year.

Lao Niu saw that there were watermelons and red grapes on the counter, and he stuffed them into his mouth regardless of thirty-seven twenty-one, and clicked his mouth while eating, which made the little cashier girl look disgusted, and finally became impatient after enduring it for a long time: "What kind of room do you two want to live in?" Have you chosen? ”

"Are you in a hurry? Aren't I studying this......" Lu Le glanced at him, and deliberately rubbed for a while, until the old cow was full of food and burped before he said, "Bring me a luxurious double room." ”

"Hello sir, a total of two hundred and sixty-eight yuan was consumed." The girl threw over a room card and said with a blank face.

"You're going to talk to me, aren't you? Isn't it one hundred and eighty-eight? Lu Le rushed up angrily: Is it illiterate to bully Lao Tzu?

"That's a VIP discounted rate, do you have a VIP card?"

Not really.

Lu Le had no choice but to take out the money from his pocket and hand it over, and then the little girl spoke again: "The room deposit is three hundred yuan." ”

"Why are you people in the city so muscular and farty? Afraid I'll go home in bed? What else do you need for a deposit......" Lu Le couldn't help but complain, because the money in his pocket was obviously not enough.

The girl didn't care, just looked at him with a pout, as if she wanted to see how you hillbilly pretended to be down.

Lu Le grabbed back the money that had just been handed to the counter, patted Lao Niu on the shoulder and said, "It's so troublesome to stay in a hotel, let's stay in a hotel." ”

"Huh?" The old cow didn't understand the situation at all, opened his mouth wide, and thought to himself, why do you want to come out of it?

At this time, the cashier girl came with a strange sentence: "No money, what kind of big tail wolf ...... you pretend"

"How to speak! Be careful that I complain to you! Lu Le was just scaring and scaring her, but for now, she should hurry up and flash so as not to lose face.

Both of them were about to walk to the door, and a faint sentence came from behind: "Poor than ......"

Lao Niu was furious at that time, stopped and asked Lu Le, "Brother, do you beat women?" ”

"Beating a woman is more than losing conscience......"

Lu Le didn't want to get along with a girl, he thought that it would be better for her to fart, is it difficult for us to bite back if we are bitten by a dog?

"I'll fight!"

It seemed that Lao Niu couldn't swallow this breath this time, and swaggered back to the cash register, "Please let the fart you just let go again!" ”

Looking at the murderous appearance of the old cow, the girl suddenly wilted, nested in the cash register and did not dare to speak anymore.

At this time, a middle-aged man in a suit and leather shoes, oily hair and powdered face walked down the stairs, asked about the situation and said: "Otherwise, there is a double room in the innermost part of the fourth floor. ”

Finally, a peacemaker came, isn't it good that both sides have a step down now? Lu Le dragged the angry old cow behind him and said, "One person makes a step, this is okay." ”

When they went upstairs, the man put his arm around the cashier's girl's waist and said, "Be careful that your liver is quick to dissipate your anger, why can't you get along with the two hillbillies?" ”

The girl snorted coldly and said, "You can figure it out!" The innermost room on the fourth floor, don't scare them out of at night. ”

But if there is a bed and a quilt in the room, and it has been empty for a long time, it is easy to keep ghosts. This is especially true for the innermost rooms on each floor of the hotel.

The room on the fourth floor is particularly evil, how many times when a guest checks in, I look in the mirror in the middle of the night and find a bloody face in the mirror; When I went to sleep, I always heard someone singing quietly under the bed. Because of this, several tenants were so frightened that they were hospitalized, and since then, basically not a single room on the fourth floor has been sold.

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Of course, Lu Le and Lao Niu didn't know, and they were extremely excited to live in such a high-end place for the first time.

There are two large soft beds in the room, sofas, coffee tables, and TVs, but there is more dust, as if no one has cleaned it up for a long time.

One person took a hot shower and lay on the bed and chatted, listening to Lu Le talk about the Taiqing Taoist Temple, Lao Niu didn't care at all, saying that it didn't necessarily have anything to do with the things we wanted to investigate this time, but he was more concerned about the little girls at the door who were bare their breasts and thighs, whether the three watches would be frozen in the middle of the night.

After all, after a whole day of bumps, they were so sleepy that they couldn't open their eyes after chatting for a while, and soon fell asleep in a daze.

But before he fell asleep, Lu Le was woken up by a "chirping" sound of grinding his teeth.

Although Lao Niu slept and snored, he never had the problem of grinding his teeth, and the two of them had not shared the bed for a day or two, Lu Le knew this very well.

And it didn't seem to come from his bed, but from under his own bed!

Lu Le lay in the quilt with his eyes wide open, and suddenly fell asleep.

At this time, a pair of big hands climbed onto the edge of Lao Niu's bed, and Lu Le clearly heard the sound of his slippers being removed. A tall, thin man with a stiff back slowly crawled out from under his bed, and went straight to the old cow's bed as if no one was around, and slept straight next to the old cow......