Chapter 211: Stealing Peaches
The pool is not far from the South Heavenly Gate, some of which are similar to the hot spring hotels of the mud bombardment country, the outside is a circle of ancient buildings, and the inside is an open-air pool, separated from men and women. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info The pool is not very large, the diameter is ten zhang long, and the male pool and the female pool are hooked into the shape of Tai Chi Yin and Yang. The fairy aura here is so thick that it can barely be dissolved, forming a thick mist above the surface of the pool.
Han Nuo took off his clothes and walked into the pool, and the mortal clothes that were thrown on the ground were immediately broken down by the mist. Sinking his body into the water, the solid body forged by the thunderstorm also faintly began to ache, and the true yuan in the body turned faster and faster, and finally transformed into the true element, and the body was also transformed into an immortal body.
Han Nuo let out a long breath and walked out of the pool, only to feel extremely light and comfortable all over her body, and even more to feel the powerful power flowing in her body, she couldn't help but smile. O gods! She's a fairy now, that's good!
In the room outside the pool, there is a set of white fairy clothes, which is the standard clothes of the immortals, the lowest kind, so they are provided free of charge to the immortals who have just ascended to the sky, and as for the high-grade fairy clothes, they have to be sewn by the immortals themselves.
The eldest brother of the Li family walked out of the men's pool, wearing immortal clothes similar to Han Nuo, and the two couldn't help but look at each other and smile as if they were wearing couple clothes.
"Don't laugh, follow me to register." The heavenly soldiers thrust into the two of them. The atmosphere between the two of them just now made him feel the urge to raise torches.
Han Nuo and the eldest brother of the Li family shrugged their shoulders to each other, and followed the Heavenly Soldier to meet Tai Bai Xing. The Tai Bai Xing in the impression of the two people is the image of the kind white-bearded old man in "Journey to the West", it should be very easy to speak, right?
Very good to talk to. Although Tai Bai Xing is not the appearance of an old man, but has a long white hair and a face that is a young man's crane hair and childish face, but Tai Bai Xing is really good at talking, and after registering the names of the two, knowing that the two people don't like to be disciplined, unwilling to be an official in the Heavenly Court and want to be a scattered immortal, Tai Bai Xing also took out the map of the Heavenly Court, and told the two of them one by one which place has a good scenery and which place is suitable for cultivation. In the end, Han Nuo and the eldest brother of the Li family chose a small island a little far away from Heavenly Court as their temporary residence under the introduction of Tai Bai Xing. For this, the two of them paid a lot of price - Tai Bai Xing is still the sales manager of Tianting Real Estate Company! ┑( ̄Д ̄)┍
Bribe the Celestial Soldier who brought them to register with an iPad to continue taking them to the newly purchased island - two people bought the island with two iPads and a laptop. For the ancient immortals, these modern things are almost comparable to artifacts!
All the way to pass by the peach orchard, from the outside to look inside, only to see: the early scorching flowers and trees, the fruit and the branches. The fruit presses the branches and hangs brocades, and the flowers are clustered on the trees. When it opens, it matures for a thousand years, and there is no summer and no winter. The first ripe face is drunk, and the raw green skin is still raw. The smoke muscle is green, and the sun shows Danzi. Under the tree, there are strange and different flowers, and the four seasons are not grateful. The left and right buildings and buildings, the sky is often covered with clouds. It is not a secular species in Xuandu, and the Queen Mother of Yaochi cultivates herself.
Han Nuo and the eldest brother of the Li family couldn't help but swallow their saliva, the peach, the legendary peach, I want to eat it!
Seeing the reaction of the two people, Tianbing smiled and said in a low voice: "The two of you want to eat peaches?" Do I have a solution? ”
Han Nuo and the eldest brother of the Li family had their eyes lit up, and they came to the side of the heavenly soldier and asked in a low voice, "What way?" ”
You must know that these low-level little people are the real earth snakes in Heavenly Court, and those high-level immortals don't know as much information as them, so the two of them have no doubt about the words of the heavenly soldiers.
The heavenly soldier did not answer, stretched out his right hand, rubbed his thumb and forefinger, and made a gesture to ask for money.
Han Nuo made a painful look on the surface, took out his laptop from the space and handed it to Tianbing: "There is only this one, give it to you, we don't have it anymore." ”
Tianbing smiled and quickly put the laptop into his space bag.
"This method is very simple, that is, to stay at the edge of the peach orchard and wait for the Buddha to come."
"Fight to defeat the Buddha? Monkey King? Monkey king? "There really is Sun Wukong!
The heavenly soldier nodded: "Since you know that you are fighting to defeat the Buddha, you should know that he is a monkey, right?" What do monkeys like to eat? Peach! Sun Monkey is obsessed with the peaches in the peach orchard, and every once in a while he will sneak to the peach orchard to steal peaches to eat. ”
Han Nuo and the eldest brother of the Li family couldn't help but laugh when they heard this, it seems that Sun Wukong has fought to defeat the Buddha, and there are not many rules!
The eldest brother of the Li family asked: "Sun Dasheng can enter the Pan Tao Garden to steal food, but our little immortals here can't get in?" How can I eat peaches? ”
Tianbing smiled hesitantly: "Who said that you were going to enter the Pan Tao Garden?" Even if you don't go into the garden, if you're lucky, you can still eat peaches. ”
The eldest brother of the Li family arched his hand: "Please also ask the eldest brother for advice!" ”
Tianbing said: "Sun Dasheng stole peaches to eat, how could the Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor not know?" However, in view of the friendly relations between the Eastern Heavenly Court and Western Buddhism, the Queen Mother could not cure Sun Dasheng for his sin. Later, Niangniang thought of a way and asked Erlang Zhenjun to help protect the garden, as long as Sun Dasheng came to steal the peaches, Zhenjun would inevitably appear, fight with the Great Sage, and take back the peaches stolen by the Great Sage. You must know that the strength of Zhenjun and the Great Sage is evenly matched, sometimes they can take back the peach, and sometimes they can't take it back at all, so that Sun Dasheng will return with a full load......"
Han Nuo listened to the gossip for a long time but didn't hear the point, and asked, "The two of them are fighting, what does it matter to us?" ”
The Heavenly Soldier glanced at Han Nuo: "You have to use your hands to fight." Sun Dasheng was originally holding the peach with his hand, but when he let go of the weapon, didn't the peach fall to the ground? When they finished fighting, how could Sun Dasheng pick up the peaches that fell on the ground one by one, and the remaining fish that slipped through the net were cheaper than the others who wanted to eat the peaches! Hehe, but you have to move fast, there are a lot of immortals who want to eat peaches! ”
Han Nuo and the eldest brother of the Li family glanced at each other: What a chance! Naturally, they wouldn't snatch the peach on the ground with other immortals, but stealing a few from the peach orchard was not very difficult for them with otherworldly spells. And the people who carry the black cauldron, the gods have helped them set it, how can they live up to such a good opportunity?
The days of Heaven are actually very boring, calm as a pool of stagnant water, and therefore, watching Sun Wukong's fight with Erlang God Yang Jian in the Pan Tao Club every once in a while has become one of the most anticipated pastimes of the immortals, and the immortals even started a gambling game to bet on the wins and losses of Sun Wukong and Yang Jian. Han Nuo and the eldest brother of the Li family rushed over after getting the news that Sun Wukong was about to go to Pan Taoyuan to steal peaches, and what they saw was a lively picture. The immortals brought their own chairs and stools, brought their own food, sat outside the peach orchard and chatted and farted, looking forward to the big drama to be staged soon.
"I felt like I was in a teahouse." Han Nuo said to the eldest brother of the Li family.
The eldest brother of the Li family smiled slightly: "Most of the immortals are also cultivated by humans. ”
The two didn't know many immortals, so they quietly sat down in a corner without attracting the attention of any immortals. After a long while, I heard some immortals shouting: "Here, here, Sun Dasheng is here." ”
The two looked up and saw a man with a thunderous face flying over from a distance. Its speed was very fast, and it was still outside the Nantian Gate before, but the next moment, the person had already entered the peach orchard.
Not long after the monkey entered the peach orchard, Yang Jian arrived. I saw it: his appearance was handsome and dignified, and his ears and shoulders were bright. Wearing a three-mountain flying phoenix hat and a light goose yellow. Wisps of gold boots lined with dragon socks, jade belt flower eight treasures makeup. He carries a slingshot crescent on his waist and holds a three-pointed two-edged gun.
"So handsome!" Han Nuo couldn't help but praise, "It's even more handsome than the Erlang God played by the handsome guy Jiao." ”
The eldest brother of the Li family couldn't help but be jealous when he heard this: "As long as it is an immortal, it has an appearance bonus, don't you think Tai Bai Xing and Heavenly Soldier are the same and look more handsome than mortals?" ”
Han Nuo didn't hear the jealousy of the eldest brother of the Li family, and said, "But Yang Jian is the most handsome!" ”
The eldest brother of the Li family held his breath, looked at Han Nuo's unaware appearance, and could only hum: "The monkey has come out, let's hurry into the peach orchard." ”
"Good!" Han Nuo responded, and the eldest brother of the Li family used the spell of the Flower Thousand Bone World and easily infiltrated the peach orchard. Of course, this is also related to the land of the garden, the Yellow Turban Lux and others ran out to watch Yang Jian and Sun Wukong fight.
Sun Wukong picked a good time, most of the peaches in the peach orchard were ripe, smelling the aroma of peaches, Han Nuo and the eldest brother of the Li family felt that the immortal energy in their bodies had increased a little.
"Pick a few more peaches that are 3,000 years ripe and take them back to my parents and Zhou Le to eat." Han Nuo and the eldest brother of the Li family walked under the peach tree at the front. The flowers on this tree are small and small, it is the peach that ripens once in three thousand years, it is said that people eat it and become immortals, and the body is light.
The eldest brother of the Li family answered, and picked five peaches that were three thousand years old from under the tree. Then they picked two peaches that were 6,000 years old in the middle of the aisle, and finally came to the innermost part. Here is planted nine thousand years of ripe peach, only to see its purple stripe core, the gods eat and heaven and earth with longevity, the sun and the moon with the same Geng. Hanno plucked two from the tree. The six thousand and nine thousand year peaches were eaten by the two of them, not that they didn't want to give the best to their relatives, but the immortal energy contained in the two kinds of peaches was too strong, and mortals couldn't bear the immortal qi after eating it, and they were likely to explode and die.
The two of them finished picking peaches very quickly, slipped out of the peach orchard, and found a place to watch the two gods of war fight as if nothing happened. Sun Wukong and Yang Jian have no spells, they are all pure force battles, and the scope of the impact is relatively small, and they will not cause harm to the onlookers. Of course, the gods have their own means of protection, and they are not easy to be harmed.
"Brother Li, Fairy Han, why did you come so late?" Not long after the two of them stood still, the heavenly soldiers came over and greeted the two of them. It was not his turn to be on duty today, so he was dressed only in civilian clothes.