Chapter 103: Forcibly hooking the book of life and death
Not long after, Meng Xian took the book of life and death. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info
I've only seen this thing in myths and TV before, where have I seen the real face, and when I saw the main lord coming, I couldn't wait to get up.
How do I know that Meng Xian, who was holding the book of life and death, saw me coming, dodged with a cold old face, walked straight to Judge Cui, and said reluctantly: "Envoy, the book of life and death is here." ”
Cui Jue smiled, took the book of life and death and said to me: "Liu Envoy, let's talk about it, only check the life span of one person, please say this person's name and birthday." ”
They all live in the same dormitory, and I know their birthdays well, after all, we celebrate our birthdays together every year, and after converting Lin Qi's solar calendar to the lunar calendar, Judge Cui opened the book of life and death.
After comparing them one by one, I found Lin Qi's information, but Judge Cui's face was not very good, I finished the hammer in my heart, and it seems that Lin Qi's situation is not good.
When I stepped forward to take a look, Lin Qi's two big characters had really been ticked off by the vermilion handwriting, and there were four big characters written below, and Yang Shou was over.
When I saw this news, I was like a thunderbolt, and the corners of my mouth trembled unconsciously, not knowing what to do.
Judge Cui saw that I looked like I had lost my soul, and persuaded me with good words: "Liu Envoy, life and death are determined, you don't have to think about it too much, whether it is the emperor or the general, or the pawn of the peddler, there will be this day." ”
I thanked him, my expression was a little dazed, thinking about how to deal with it, in fact, I mainly didn't know how to explain to Lin Qi's parents, I lost my son when I was old, and the white-haired person sent the black-haired person, I really don't want to see this meeting.
At this time, a flash of inspiration suddenly occurred in my mind, when I used to read Mr. Liuxiaolingtong's Journey to the West, there seemed to be such a paragraph, it is said that this book of life and death can be changed.
After thinking about it, my eyes flickered to the book of life and death in Cui Jue's hand, and I was still thinking about seizing an opportunity to change Shu Qing's fat man and their two times by the way, not to mention changing the fat man to the king of meat skewers.
Cui Jue saw that my eyes were wandering, and he was always dangling in the book of life and death, and his heart was not good, for fear that I would do something, so he subconsciously held the book of life and death tightly.
As soon as I saw Cui Jue's nervous appearance, I showed my white teeth, smiled, and said, "Cui Yuanjun, Judge Cui, you are a good person to the end, help, can you change it?" ”
Cui Jue said in his heart that he was really waiting here, and hurriedly put away the book of life and death, his eyes widened, and he said loudly: "Are you talking or farting, didn't you just say it just to see." ”
Where can I take care of so much at this time, hehe smiled, stretched out his hand and grabbed the book of life and death in Cui Jue's hand, and said, "Uh...... Cui Yuanjun, you are a cultural person, brother, I want to go home today to see the book of life and death, don't let me be rude. ”
Cui Jue stomped his feet when he heard the smoke of the seven orifices, and dodged back: "You still want to rob it?" Tell you, the Book of Life and Death is an artifact of the underworld, you just chopped me up, and you can't take it away today! ”
I still don't make too much trouble, if you don't become a buddy, just change it here, anyway, the result is the same.
At this time, seeing that I was approaching step by step, Cui Jue was a little difficult to parry, and Meng Xian on the side rushed out, no matter how much higher my official position was than him, he waved his fist and hit it.
As soon as I heard the wind in the back of my head, but the strength was really not good, and I didn't look back, I waved my hand back, and a ghost qi struck, and Meng Xian was directly knocked out of the room by me, of course, those who can be here are their own people in the underworld, and I will not be ruthless.
At this time, Cui Jue and I were like hugging, and like wrestling, anyway, it was nondescript.
At this time, taking advantage of Cui Jue's inattention, I snatched the book of life and death.
It is cold to start, not like a book, but has a jade texture.
Now I don't have time to study the structure of the death book, so I pushed Cui Jue away, and saw that the life and death book had not been closed, and was on Lin Qi's page, so I hurriedly walked to the table, picked up a brush and wrote it.
Lin Qi, male, Han nationality, has a life span of 20, has no major problems, hits two hurdles, and died in September of the year of Bingshen.
Seeing this, I immediately picked up the pen and changed it to: "Lin Qi, male, Han nationality, longevity of one or twenty ......"
Changed to this, I think it's a bit excessive, and I don't think it's smooth, but I think about it and think about it, no way, it's too little close to Er, I directly crossed the middle and said: "Eighty ..... life"
Looking at it again, I still didn't feel embarrassed, slapped my head, and said: ", change it to lowercase 8......"
There was no way, so in the end I had to change it to a more reliable fifty.
Looking at my masterpiece, I smiled with satisfaction, and I was thinking about how to return Lin Qi to my soul.
At this time, Cui Jue snatched the book of life and death, looked down, stretched out his hand and pointed at me tremblingly, "You...... You are so daring, I will sue you! ”
My heart said buddy since I called the underworld, how can one day be born in peace, there are more lice and no itching, love where to sue.
I pretended to thank you, threw the pen on the table casually, and I raised my ass and left Cui Jue's yamen.
I didn't forget to threaten when I was over, and said, "Don't change it back, the provincial buddy will come back to you!" ”
Seeing me leave in a hurry, Cui Jue suddenly laughed.
Meng Xian touched his old aching buttocks, and asked with a puzzled expression: "Envoy, why did you just stop me from making a move, and you connived at this person so much?" ”
Cui Jue walked back to the chair, picked up his official uniform and sat down, took a sip of tea, stroked his beard and said: "This son is really temperamental, as for stopping you, it is for your own good, this son is not very old, but he is the cultivation of the ghost king, and he is on par with me, you say, did I save you?" ”
Meng Xian's pupils contracted violently when he heard this, and said, "It's my clumsiness, he is so terrifying." ”
After that, he smiled at Cui Jue again, without the slightest appearance of superiors and subordinates, and said, "But his Cui Judge Juan is right." ”
Cui Jue was stunned when he heard this, then stroked his beard and laughed: "Hahaha, I didn't expect that you Meng Xian was also poured confused soup by this kid, so isn't it you who Meng Xian said about the tiger in the middle?" ”
As soon as the words fell, the two looked at each other and laughed.
At this time, Cui Jue opened the book of life and death again, glanced at the place I had altered, and with a wave of his hand, it was restored to its original state.
Cui Jue summoned an object out of thin air, only to see that the whole body was jet black, only the tip of the pen was vermilion, it was actually a brush, and the brush was in Cui Jue's hand.
I saw Cui Jue opening the book of life and death, and changed the place where I recovered, adding a horizontal in the middle of the two words, changing it to thirty, after the change, the book of life and death changed, and a magical power fused with the book of life and death, and the handwriting on it was deeply imprinted.
Cui Jue shook his head helplessly, and said: "There can only be so much, there are already days of violation, it seems that I should go to Yan Jun to receive the punishment myself, the province has been punished by God, this stupid boy, without the judge's pen, wants to change the book of life and death without permission, is this really a school?" Hehehe......"
Cui Jue thought that he had carried the black pot for me, but he didn't know that things were not so simple, I was still punished by God and was hacked by Lei Haoton......