As early as Sun Wukong woke up just now, he understood that she was definitely not a peaceful guy - not to mention anything else, just the fact that she had been emphasizing that she was the Monkey King who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago can be understood. Who will make trouble in the heavenly palace after writing the "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info Anfen, and has been emphasizing it since then?

Such a person will definitely not settle down with his hard work to learn from the West, even if he is willing, he will definitely have to cause a lot of trouble for himself on the way. Anyway, Sun Wukong didn't save himself, he went on the road alone, even if there was more Yinyue's stupid cat, he was not afraid of being caught by the monsters on the road for dinner, so Tang Seng simply denied that he was a scripture learner.

"It's even more suspicious." Sun Wukong is a Monkey King, not so easy to bluff the master, a monk, a monk who said that he came from the Tang Dynasty, called Tang Seng, a monk who said that he came from the Tang Dynasty, called Tang Seng, a monk who happened to pass by Wuzhi Mountain, how to think that he could only be Guanyin Bodhisattva and the person she said to learn the scriptures, and he dared to say no: "You monk to my grandson and wait!" ”

I really can't be sure if Tang Seng is the person he has to wait for, so Sun Wukong simply doesn't waste his brains. The golden hoop stick knocked the ground, and she muttered loudly: "Land, land, hurry up and give my grandson out!" ”

Seeing Sun Wukong waving the golden hoop stick and shouting at the air, Tang Seng felt really inexplicable, he glanced at Sun Wukong, and then poked the Jia on his shoulder with his finger: "Hey, did that monkey soak in the water for a long time and cause his head to enter the water?" There's no one, who is she shouting at? ”

Ka didn't squeak, just poked out her foreleg and pointed to the ground, and then didn't move.

"Drink. It seems that your brain is not normal, what do you mean for some reason...... Wait, land!? Suddenly reacting to who Jia pointed to and Sun Wukong shouted, Tang Seng suddenly sweated profusely. Damn it! I haven't seen my own Monkey King in the past, but the land may not be.

Before leaving, Tai Bai Xing specially said that he had his own immortal blessing all the way west, although the group of immortals who followed him at the beginning were all driven clean by him, but he couldn't catch up with the land on the road...... I heard that for fear of not being able to recognize the person who took the scriptures, they each had a portrait of him!

Thinking of this, Tang Seng sweated even more. No, no, it must not go on like this, otherwise it will definitely be exposed by Sun Wukong that she is a person who learns scriptures, not to mention whether she will get angry when she finds out that she has been deceived, but if she doesn't, what if she follows to learn from the scriptures?

Thinking of this, Tang Seng hurriedly slipped his eyes and began to think about a way. In a flash of inspiration, the solution came. Glancing at the land that had already appeared there, while waving a golden hoop stick to intimidate, and asking Sun Wukong, Tang Seng quietly began to clean up his image.

After a while, when Sun Wukong finally drove the land back and came back, he looked at Tang Seng angrily: "Good guy, your name Tang Seng is obviously a scripture learner, but you actually deceived my old grandson, what is your intention!?" ”

"Nan Wu Amitabha, female donor, you recognize the wrong person, I don't call Tang Seng Tang, I call Seng Tang." With his hands clasped in front of him, Tang Seng, who thought that he was fully prepared to fool the past, said seriously: "The monk named Tang Seng is my brother, and he has left before." ”

Monkey King: "......"

The tail was straight, and Sun Wukong's braids exploded: "Do you want to fool my grandson again!?" I thought that if the robe was worn backwards, my grandson would not know you when I put on a hat to cover my face? Bastard! actually played my grandson like a monkey...... Eat my grandson! Jumping high, the golden hoop stick hit Tang Seng's side.

Looking at the oncoming golden hoop stick, Tang Seng was really startled, and he didn't care about fooling Sun Wukong to let her get out, he got up from the ground in a hurry, and then hid behind Yin Yue.

Tang Seng, who felt that the distance between himself and Sun Wukong was safe enough, and there was Yinyue in front of him, and he could sell it if something happened later, and let it slip away by himself after it was broken, Tang Seng coughed dryly, and said with a smile: "Misunderstanding, I don't treat you as a monkey, just because you are indeed a monkey ......."

"Huh!?" A murderous high voice cut off Tang Seng's words, and glanced at Sun Wukong, who was carrying the golden hoop stick, with an expression of "If you dare to say it again, my old grandson will dare to give you another stick", Tang Seng was excited, and decisively swallowed the remaining words back into his stomach.

If you don't swallow it, you won't be beaten!

The person who knows the times is Junjie, Tang Seng understands this sentence very well, so in order not to let himself be beaten, he simply kept silent.

Sun Wukong snorted twice and glanced at Tang Seng obliquely: "Say, why are you bluffing me into saying that I am not a scripture learner?" If you don't give a good reason, be careful that my grandson will beat you to death with a stick! ”

Oops, it's scary at every turn, I don't think you will be a monkey in the future, go be a tiger, tigress! scolded in his heart, but Tang Seng looked like he was smiling on the surface: "Misunderstanding, all this is a misunderstanding." I was just kidding. Like you said, just wearing a reverse robe and a hat, how can a normal person not recognize me as the original Tang Seng in this kind of dress? ”

While saying good things to explain, Tang Seng continued to scold in his heart: So, why don't you become an abnormal monkey when your head is in the water, why are you so shrewd!

seemed to know that Tang Seng was not right, saying good things on his lips and at the same time definitely slandering Sun Wukong in his heart, Yin Yue and Jia couldn't help but glance at him. Afraid that Yin Yue's actions would betray him, Tang Seng secretly gave it a kick.

"Whew~" with a low roar of dissatisfaction, Yin Yue lay on the ground aggrievedly and never looked at Tang Seng again.

Although she is very skeptical of the authenticity of Tang Seng's words, Sun Wukong thinks about it, after all, she really doesn't know how nonsensical an idiot must be to expect to not even change her clothes, just change her appearance to make others not recognize herself.

didn't understand that the smiling guy in front of him was that kind of unobtrusive look, Sun Wukong reluctantly accepted Tang Seng's explanation: "Okay, reluctantly accept your explanation." So, you are the one who came to the Tang Dynasty from the East and wanted to go to the West to learn the scriptures? ”

"Can I say no?"

“……”

Sun Wukong didn't speak, but glanced at Tang Seng with an expressionless face, and then blew on the golden hoop stick. Without saying a word, Tang Seng nodded and resolutely admitted: "Yes!" ”

Yin Yue and Sun Wukong pouted at the same time, obviously very disdainful of Tang Seng's performance of seeing the wind and making the rudder. Tang Seng is not Sun Wukong, and he is not as good as a monkey, but unfortunately, he is more refined than a monkey! instantly discovered Sun Wukong and Yin Yue's disdain for him, and he decisively kicked Yin Yue's ass.

As for why Yinyue is not Sun Wukong, do you still need to ask? Yin Yue is a bully, Sun Wukong he can't afford to provoke!

After being kicked for no reason, Yin Yue was furious, got up and knocked Tang Seng down with a whimper, and then fought with him.

I didn't see Tang Seng and Yin Yue fighting...... To be more precise, it was the scene where Tang Seng unilaterally twisted Yin Yue's ears to bully it, Sun Wukong put away the golden hoop stick, and jumped onto a big tree next to him. Leaning on the branches, she looked at the night sky through the gap in the canopy: "So, Guanyin Bodhisattva asked my grandson to protect the West Heaven is you?" ”

"Hey, what do you call this guy, can you be a little polite?" The words expressed his dissatisfaction, and Tang Seng responded succinctly: "Yes." ”

"Oh, that's unexpected." Looking down at Tang Seng, who had already bullied Yinyue and was leaning against it by the fire and waiting for dinner, the strange color in Sun Wukong's eyes flashed: "I thought it would be a serious and solemn old monk, but I didn't expect it to be an unreliable guy who was full of nonsense and made my old Sun want to be killed with a stick." ”

Tang Seng was taken aback: "Hey, do you want to say such scary words?" ”

"My grandson is just telling the truth." Sun Wukong snorted: "If it weren't for the fact that you helped me and the outfit on your body, I would have already smashed you with a stick." Anyway, it's not that you can save me, and my grandson has no obligation to fulfill the promise he made to Guanyin Bodhisattva. ”

So, you really can't walk with a violent guy. sighed in his heart, but Tang Seng was overjoyed: "That's right, that's right, anyway, you can't be saved by me, so you don't have to fulfill the promise you made with Guanyin." After dinner, the two of us will separate, and you can go back to your hometown and continue to be a Monkey King, or be a free immortal, we will have nothing to do with each other in the future. ”

Sun Wukong was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help but raise his eyebrows: "Is it my delusion?" I always feel that my grandson seems to be very distemper in your eyes, no different. ”

With his legs hooked to the branches, Sun Wukong hung upside down on the tree, looking at a pair of "What are you talking about?" with his eyes closed. Why didn't I understand anything" Tang Seng who pretended to be stupid and looked at the scenery: "A mortal, traveling far away to Lingshan to learn scriptures, don't you monks have a little bit of fear?" ”

Tang Seng laughed: "What is there to be afraid of, don't you just go far away?" I've been used to it for a long time. ”

Scratching his face with his tail, looking at Tang Seng's indifferent performance, Sun Wukong sneered: "It's really ignorant and fearless, do you think the road to Lingshan is the same as your outing scene in the past?" Even if there's a kitten protecting you, it's not a real demon yet. Even if it's a real demon, the monsters you encounter along the way can swallow you and that kitten a hundred times. Otherwise, why do you think Guanyin Bodhisattva would let my grandson protect you to the western sky? ”

Not frightened by Sun Wukong's words, Tang Seng smiled freely: "Life and death have life and wealth." ”

sneered and froze, staring at Tang Seng who did not have any panic, Sun Wukong suddenly turned the corners of his mouth up, high-fived and praised: "Putting life and death aside, it is really touching and free." ”

"Huh?"

In Tang Seng's puzzled gaze, Sun Wukong turned over and returned to the branches, jumped up and down the tree for a while, and finally jumped to Tang Seng's side.

"After drinking copper juice and molten iron for 500 years, I finally see decent food." His nose moved, and he felt that the food on the fire was cooked, so Sun Wukong snatched the purple gold bowl from Tang Seng without seeing anything, and then scooped the food and gobbled it up. She said vaguely: "Count your luck, my grandson is a good talker, since you promised Guanyin Bodhisattva to send you to the western sky, I will definitely escort you all the way safely." ”

The purple gold bowl was robbed without any opinion, and Tang Seng was anxious when he heard Sun Wukong's assurance: "Hey, don't make a mistake, I didn't save you." ”

This monkey knew that it was very troublesome at first glance, and Tang Seng was stupid and wanted to go with her.

Sun Wukong shrugged his shoulders indifferently, and said with a smile: "It wasn't you who rescued me from Wuzhi Mountain, but it was you who fished my old grandson out of the water, right?" ”

Tang Seng: "......" was speechless for a while.

Sun Wukong laughed: "That's it, you saved my grandson once, so the agreement is still valid." Then I'll take care of it in the future, master. ”

"Hell yes!" scolded angrily, and Tang Seng, who understood that he didn't want to get rid of Sun Wukong for the time being, had to pinch his nose and admit it.

He yelled, "Don't call me master! And return my purple gold bowl! ”

"Yes, master!"

The shouts of refreshment and vitality resounded throughout the night sky for a while.

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