Chapter 129: The Computer's Temper
I sadly took out the pill that my brain hole left for me yesterday, this is the only thing that can be eaten, and I can't say that there are a hundred grievances condensed in it, can I eat enough. Pen %fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info explode the body, you can finally die a happy death, if you starve to death...... Huh? yes, am I a little stupid, I can go out to eat, like I used to eat supper, just go on and eat whatever I want?
But...... In broad daylight, the body of the Venerable Master, it seems that with my current ability, it is a bit dangerous, and I don't know what the success rate is. Or...... Let's take this pill, it's more or less stronger than it is now, isn't it? Well, with my mind, I didn't hesitate any longer, opened my mouth, closed my eyes, and swallowed the pill directly.
Oh my God, this stuff is so bad, what's that smelling like it? A hundred resentments, a hundred different flavors, mixed together, sweet and bitter, fragrant and smelly...... I tasted all the flavors of life in an instant. Good blue and thin, good shiitake mushrooms, my shiitake mushrooms are vegetarian mushrooms, coarse milk......
After being uneasy for a while, I finally understood a truth, resentment is such a thing, no matter how much you eat, you won't be full. I'm still hungry, what should I do? Roasted Chen Xiaodong's cat? Let's pull it down, let's not talk about whether it's good or not, it's not certain who roasted whom. I am its opponent. Alas! It's a miserable life, I can't even deal with a cat.
Simply, I'll take the medicine too, I'll go out for a walk, find a place, and have a big meal.
I'm dead set on that, no need to ask, they must have already set off. Brain Hole said last night that he was going to leave early this morning, and now that it is so quiet, he must have left. Don't leave me a letter, even if it's a note, it means that you still care about me. There is not a word, and you must not give an explanation, where is the money hidden, where is the food, where is the car key, where is the car?
No one loves me, I went back to my room, washed up briefly, changed into beautiful clothes, master, I am going to be alone today, and I went out alone.
It turns out that freedom can also create fear, especially when you have neither the money, nor the ability, and a few enemies. Freedom, like a sharp knife, is pressed against the throat. I wish there was a Lu Hongling by my side, even if she beat me twenty-four times a day, for an hour at a time, I would be willing.
When it comes to Lu Hongling, I really miss her, how happy I am when I am here, I am so lonely, so lonely, so bored, so empty, so hungry.
Shall I go out? How do I get out? I'm a ghost, and it's not very convenient to take a taxi, and the bus doesn't seem to pass by us. By subway? How do you get there? Does this phone have navigation?
"Hey, cell phone, do you speak? Have you navigated yet? Talking to you, the mobile phone ...... "Well, it seems that this old mobile phone doesn't have the function of talking yet."
By the way, the guy at the computer and I still have an account to settle and it cheated me out of my money. Paying me a meal today, right?
Seriously, if I can not go out, I really don't want to go out, I don't have a car, it's not very convenient. I haven't been a ghost for a long time, and I'm not familiar with many things, and this travel is a big obstacle. Second, I have an enemy, Wan Lili and Ma Yitian, a man and woman, have also become ghosts. They are clamoring to kill me all day long, and I'm no match for them now, and they have twice as many people as I do.
Everyone also knows in the world of novels that you will encounter all kinds of strange coincidences at every turn, and the more afraid you are of whom, the more you have to meet whom. Then, one of you will surely fall for blood. With my current strength, I guess it may be me who is unlucky, and I can beat them. As the saying goes, two fists are hard to beat four. Although I am both civil and military, after all, there are many people in the family...... Alas, it's good if they're at home, who am I afraid of?
When I turned on the computer, I opened my mouth and said, "Okay, you have a computer, you dare to lie to me?" Put holographic charges, why don't you say it? ”
"This, it's common sense, don't you know, master?" The computer is still reasonable, what happened to the common sense? Common sense has to be known to everyone? Lao Tzu just doesn't know, but can Lao Tzu admit it? Obviously not, admit it, where do I put my face? Do I still want my handsome face?
"I know, but ...... However, if you didn't say anything this time, I thought it was free. "I'm arguing, what's the reason with a computer? I'm afraid of Lu Hongling, I'm afraid of Chen Xiaodong, can I still be afraid of a computer? It's rare to have a chance to exert power, and I must let the world know that I, Xiao Boyin, also have a temper.
"All holograms are charged, master, you must not know about this, right?" There was a clear element of ridicule in the computer's tone, and even if it had no expression, I could still hear who I was. Wise man! Xiao Boyin.
"I don't care so much about you, whether I know it or not, before you let me see it, you didn't notify me in advance that I would be charged, this is your fault. Do you understand consumer protection laws? It's not right to charge indiscriminately without prior notice...... "Damn, I knew that I learned more about the law, and now I understand what it means to use a book to hate less, as a consumer, I should really know how this law protects my rights and interests."
"It's written on our bulletin board that you didn't watch the movie yourself, why do you still rely on me?" Ouch, yes, the computer will still be reasonable?
"I don't care, you bring me out the consumer protection law, and I'll tell you what mistakes you've made." I can't let a computer defeat me.
"Sorry, this computer will not execute your orders because your purpose is not good for this computer." The tone of the computer was obviously a little angry.
"Hey, you're a computer, you're still angry? Okay, okay, I think you're a woman, and I don't have the same knowledge as you. Well, I won't hold you accountable for lying to me. You get me something to eat, and that's it. "I'm a little embarrassed to look at the computer and get angry, after all, I'm a person who pities the jade, and it's always not good to make a female computer cry.
"Yes, master." The computer has a good attitude, so wouldn't it be nice to do it earlier? Do you still need to quarrel like this?
It seems that lunch is a way to solve it, even if it has to ask me to charge it then, I'm not afraid, I'm about to get rich, just this little meal money, can he still give it to me?
If you want to say that this computer, Tainyima is broken, ask it to get me something to eat, and it will show me a video. A stick of Chinese people, sitting at the table and eating fried chicken, alone, eating a table, while eating, and at the same time. Nima's Lao Tzu was already hungry, he still ate so fragrant, and he picked what I like to eat, you said he would eat it, he also smashed his mouth, chirped, I can see this taste......
You say you're a stick, and you're gnawing on a chicken leg...... It's all sticks, why is it too anxious to fry each other...... Why don't you keep it for me to eat, so that you don't have to waste it...... I'm so hungry, I'm so hungry, you have a computer, you wait for me, I'll go out for a full meal. When I come back, this matter is not over with you...... (To be continued.) )