Chapter 197: The Corpse That Ran Away
When the two hurried to the edge of the earthen kang, the big yellow cat had disappeared, and the long-lived lamp that had been lit for a day was almost bottomed out, and Xiaofeng hurriedly rushed into the back room to find sesame oil. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
At this moment, a string of water droplets fell from mid-air, impartial, and just smashed on Wukui's face covered with blue spots.
Liu Dagang looked up and saw that the big yellow cat was lying on the beam of the house pouting and peeing, so angry that he took off his shoe board and threw it on the beam, crooked his mouth and cursed viciously: "Damn beast, there is really no virtue!" ”
The yellow cat screamed "meow", and was so frightened that he rolled off the beam of the house, sat on Wukui's head with a butt, and smeared the cat hair on his face, and when he struggled to escape, his ears were scratched by his claws, and he was bloody!
Seeing this, Liu Dagang was willing to spare it, took off his other shoe and chased after it. Seeing that he looked like he was going to eat people, the yellow cat soul was frightened, and he crawled to the middle of the yard, he chased after him, and said that I must kill you today!
Xiaofeng heard the messy movement of the kang head, and when he hurriedly poured the lamp oil and came out of the inner room, he found that the longevity lamp had been extinguished, and the Wukui on the earthen kang was gone!
In an instant, his scalp tightened for a while, and he tentatively shouted softly: "Secretary Liu? ”
No one responded.
It's weird, where is this sissy going to fix my dead ghost man?
Poking his head out of the courtyard, the north wind of the call sign swept a few fallen leaves in the air, and the shadows of the swaying trees on the bank of the Dayan River were reflected on the low wall, like a demon with teeth and claws asking for his life!
She bolted the door with a "bang", panting vigorously with her back against the wall, only then did she realize that there was a puddle of water stains on the original Wukui head on the earthen kang, and Lu Le's words to her when he left immediately came to mind.
This girl is quite clever, she didn't go stupidly to find Wukui's corpse, regardless of thirty-seven twenty-one, she hid in the closet first......
Liu Dagang chased out for two or three miles, the big yellow cat screamed and fled lifelessly, and suddenly there was no movement with a "tom", the shoe board in Liu Dagang's hand had not been smashed down, but he found that the yellow cat was lying on the ground on all fours, and he had already returned to the west.
The old locust tree in front of him was covered with blood, and he lowered his head and squinted his eyes, only to find that the big yellow cat was panicked and knocked out all his brains!
I'll go to your uncle's, I didn't catch up with you, and you scared Lao Tzu enough! Liu Dagang held his breath and returned to the small bungalow of Wukui's family with his head down.
When he returned to the courtyard, he pushed hard, and the courtyard door was locked at some point, and he stomped twice towards the wooden door: "I said are you sick?" If I don't open the door again, I'll go home and sleep! ”
They all shouted so loudly, and no one in the house answered, and he thought to himself that this Xiaofeng was too ignorant! Although a lonely man and a widow are in the middle of the night, I, as an elder, can still eat you?
Forget it, go home and sleep!
As soon as he turned around, he collided with a cold body, and the man almost drooped his head into his crotch, and stretched out his nose to sniff something.
Liu Dagang has always been fooling and deceiving his superiors and subordinates, and he has not said a word of truth in his mouth all year round, but at that time he said that he had night blindness, which did not seem like a lie. Not only was he night blind, he was a little blind.
He was stunned and thought that Xiaofeng was squatting in front of his crotch and sniffing non-stop, and his heart blossomed at that time: "This little young woman doesn't like others to tease but likes to send it to the door by herself, I don't know what kind of habit it is?" Whatever, wasting is a shameful act, a dead man and a wife don't please, just a fucking couple! ”
Thinking like this, a pair of big hands began to be dishonest, first tentatively put it on her back, and then slowly moved towards her chest.
Although this country daughter-in-law does not have the fine skin and tender flesh of the city girl, her skin is firm and strong!
"Xiaofeng" bent down and sniffed for a while, slowly straightened up, and sniffed at the area of his navel again.
This little young woman's skills are quite comprehensive, and it takes so much half a day to provoke people, and it seems that it is a good fortune today!
Liu Dagang was so anxious that he couldn't take care of grabbing the objects on "her's" chest, so he reached under "her" with both hands and hugged "her" into his arms.
I'll go! Why is this girl so heavy! There must be no one hundred and sixty or seventy pounds! Looking at a very charming young woman, why are her breasts flatter than mine?
Liu Dagang beat the drum in his heart.
As the saying goes, if you have been single for 30 years, you can meet the eyes of a female toad. Liu Dagang didn't care so much, touched the tip of "her" nose, determined the location of "her" small mouth, hooked his head and kissed it.
I'll go! When did this girl get a bad habit, why is her mouth full of smoke? The lower lip is as thick as a sausage, and these two tiger teeth are so long and sharp!
He withdrew his tongue with an "oops", and when he reached out and touched it, the tip of his tongue was poked with blood!
"Xiaofeng, can you be gentle?" Liu Dagang complained.
"She" didn't make a sound, and her mouth made a series of muffled sounds "ho-ho-hoo".
Liu Dagang thought that "she" was too excited, and then he leaned his mouth over without face and skin, and as soon as he stretched halfway, he was choked by "her" rough and powerful big hand!
Oh I'm going to go, and I'm still playing sm! No, it's so pinched that Lao Tzu's tongue is about to spit out! What a horrible hand!
It wasn't until "she" raised her whole face and sniffed in front of the tip of Liu Dagang's nose that he finally saw clearly, which was Xiaofeng, it was obviously Wukui's face covered with blue spots!
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Liu Dagang peed his pants at that time and kicked Wukui's thigh hard, regardless of whether it would affect him to have children in the future.
Taking advantage of Wukui's pain and letting go of his hands, he pulled his legs and ran all the way, and Wukui behind him chased after him while screaming "wow", just like the situation he had just chased the big yellow cat!
Isn't that guy a hard corpse? Why did he run so fast, and the sharp nails poked Liu Dagang's back several times!
"Help! Come on! ”
He already had night blindness, and he was so frightened that he had snot and tears, and he couldn't find his way in the middle of the night, so he hit the old locust tree with a thick bowl just now, and countless stars suddenly appeared in front of him, like fireworks on Christmas Eve!
People always reach their potential when they are most critical, and he doesn't care about the severe pain, so he climbs to the top of the locust tree.
The walking corpse didn't have the ability to climb the tree, Wukui circled twice under the tree, holding the bowl of thick trunks and gnawed them lifelessly, the two big fangs were like the sawtooth of the cutter, and after a while, most of the trunk was gnawed off, and the whole old locust tree was crumbling.
Liu Dagang was crying without a voice at this time: "Help...... Come on, ......" (To be continued.) )