"This secret technique is too profound, so I'll just say it briefly, the so-called self-hypnosis of success learning is to set an impossible goal and tell yourself over and over again, until you completely believe in this goal!" Iruka, who had no idea what she was talking about, said casually. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info "What are your goals right now?" ”

"I'm going to be a ninja!" Xiao Li stared at Iruka with adoration.

"Stupid, if you make this a goal, you won't be able to become a ninja!" In order to enhance his persuasiveness, Iruka fully opened up his momentum and released the system's built-in Shiwei Hellish attribute.

Xiao Li, who was stunned for a moment, was taken aback: "Ah! How could it be! ”

Looking at Xiao Li, who was considered the most successful brainwashing case, Iruka smiled proudly: "In this school, everyone's goal is to become a ninja, and all people are working in this direction, you know it yourself, your talent is at the bottom of all people, if you set the same goal as other students, other people can become ninjas, and you will never become a ninja!" ”

"But... But...... But, I'll try! Xiao Li, who seemed to be frightened by the cruel reality, burst into tears, lowered his head and said more and more his voice became quieter.

"If the goal is wrong, even if you work hard, it's useless, just use the running just now, if you think of completing a lap of running as becoming a ninja, everyone's goal is one lap, and your talent is not even one percent of a normal person, that is to say, the same running speed, even if you try ten times harder, when others finish running, you don't even run a tenth."

"Then work 100 times harder than others!" Xiao Li, who seemed to see a little hope, was instantly resurrected with full blood. Raised his head and cheered himself on.

"Childish thoughts! The numbers of 10 times and 100 times are just some imaginary fingers, you have the same amount of time as ordinary people, a normal ninja apprentice, studying at school for 6 hours a day, even if you don't sleep and spend all your time cultivating, you are only 4 times harder than normal people! "I clearly know that in the story of Naruto, Xiao Li, who followed the cultivation of Maitkai, the blue beast of Konoha and Maitkai, really used his actions to achieve the sentence that he worked 100 times harder than others. However, in order to trap Xiao Li, a lamb, Iruka, who is actually a gold medal brainwashing player in the MLM organization, did not hesitate to replace the concept of hard work with time.

"Then I...... Then I'll ......" has completely believed what Iruka said, and even the painting style began to turn gray and white.

"So, this is the power of the three secret techniques of ninjas!"

"Isn't that the ultimate secret?"

"Whoever cares about the name is stupid!" To strengthen his persuasion, Iruka raised his voice: "Since you can't catch up with others no matter how hard you try to run one lap, then just like just now, when you run one lap, you run 100 laps!" That way, even if you're 100 times slower than someone else, you'll be able to finish a lap when someone else finishes a lap. When you don't want to be a ninja, you can be a ninja too! ”

"I see! Teacher! I'm going to run 100 laps! Xiao Li, who had been so deceived by the crooked and evil way that he couldn't find the north, began to burn.

"Hehe, is it satisfying to be a ninja?" Iruka, who has won the twists and turns of traditional Chinese screenwriters' storytelling methods, sneered again: "Become the most low-level shinobi, do the simplest D-level tasks that even ordinary people can disdain to do, take the most meager salary, and be a 10,000-year shinobi?" If so, it's better not to do it! If that's all there is to it, it's still one of the three great mysteries of legend! ”

"Oh oh oh!" In the attribute page that others can't see, the talent of "Pure Heart" in Xiao Li's talent bar begins to light up.

"If you compare the lower ninja to 1 circle, it is calculated according to the fact that the middle ninja is 10 times stronger than the lower ninja, the upper ninja is 10 times stronger than the middle ninja, and the shadow is 10 times stronger than the upper ninja, that is, it is 10 circles to become a middle ninja, the upper ninja is 100 circles, and the shadow is 1000 circles. With your talent, set the goal to the upper ninja, and it is possible to become the lowest lower ninja. Then if you set your goal in the movie, you will definitely be able to become a middle ninja! "Iruka, who forcibly changed the concept, began to brainwash Xiao Li in a way that I said the truth.

"I can be a shinobi!" Xiao Li's tears couldn't stop flowing from the corners of his eyes.

"It's too low to just want to be a middle ninja, and a ninja who doesn't want to be a Hokage is not a good Konoha ninja! If you don't even have the dream of becoming a shinobi! So what's the difference with salted fish!! Iruka, who had been promoted to become the head of the MLM organization, roared loudly.

"But, but, even if I set the target as a shadow, I can't become a shinobi?" The best MLM student in the world raised his hand and asked.

"Then let's set the target on the shadow!" The Best Success Master of the Year said something terrible with a nonchalant face.

"Huh? Isn't Shadow already the strongest? Xiao Li said with a confused face.

"There are five shadows, and there are more than two things, so you can't describe them as the most." Iruka stretched out his right hand and shook it: "The first point of the so-called three tenets of the strongest ninja is to set a small goal first, such as becoming the strongest ninja in the ninja world. ”

"Isn't that the ultimate secret?"

"It's all said, those who care about names are stupid!" His Royal Highness, the world's number one cult leader, raised his right hand towards the setting sun, and held it tightly, saying that if in Cthulhu's worldview, ordinary people will probably start to grow tentacles as soon as they hear it: "Come, tell me, I want to be the strongest ninja in the ninja world." ”

"I want to be the strongest ninja in the ninja world."

"The voice is not strong enough, say it again!"

"I want to be the strongest ninja in the ninja world!"

"With a little determination, you can't become a ninja at all."

"I want to be the strongest ninja in the ninja world!!"

"It's a little imposing, but it's still not enough, haven't you eaten?"

"Me! Want! Yes! For! Endure! World! Most! Strong! Target! Endure! He who! Xiao Li roared heartbreakingly, and said weakly: "That, teacher, I really haven't eaten." ”

Iruka looked at the pop-up system prompt of 'Short-term Goal: Hard Genius Mission Completed', chuckled a few times, and then beckoned to Xiao Li: "Let's go, the teacher invites you to eat Ichiraku Ramen, and then I will test you in the second item!" ”

"I want to be the strongest ninja in the ninja world!" Xiao Li shouted loudly, frightened a group of birds who had been staring at the idiot's performance for a long time finally couldn't help it, and flew up one after another, trying to escape from this place polluted by unspeakable words, after all, idiots and stupid people are two terminal diseases that are extremely contagious and incurable!