Chapter 10: Because I'm Handsome!

Of course, because of Tang Seng's slipperyness, Sun Wukong's plan to kill his unreliable master and send him directly to the west once again failed. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Looking at Sun Wukong, who was glaring at him viciously with a golden hoop stick, Tang Seng was ready to continue running at any time, and pointed to the handguards and other things scattered around Yin Yue and smiled: "Calm down, Wukong, you must be calm." As a teacher, I just played a joke on you again. Look, there's the gift I prepared for you over there, for the sake of those gifts, Wukong, hurry up and put down the golden hoop stick. 13,500 catties, isn't it tiring to hold such a heavy thing all the time? ”

"If you can make the master a little conscious and reliable, and you won't even know that the monster is around you in the future, I can hold the golden hoop stick ten times heavier!"

――Anyway, I don't have any weight in my hands.

added in his heart that Sun Wukong was too lazy to worry more about Tang Seng. On the road to learn from him together, I have long understood what kind of character he is, bad, unreliable, flamboyant, narcissistic, cheeky, and lazy! If anything had been more serious, Sun Wukong would have already gone to the western sky - angry!

It's really alive, this kind of dead person can say alive, living person can say dead, even the Buddha and he will be angry for a while and want to slap to death how did he become a scripture reader?

As if sensing the resentment in Sun Wukong's heart, Tang Seng said solemnly: "Because he is handsome!" ”

Monkey King: "......"

was defeated by Tang Seng's shamelessness, Sun Wukong couldn't help but laugh: "Forget it, you are really compared with the master, my old Sun is too stupid, remember it in the future, don't relax your vigilance in the barren mountains and mountains, and when I am not around, otherwise I will not be able to find you if I am abducted by monsters." ”

"Don't worry!" Patting his chest, Tang Seng swore and said: "I promise that I will not change for the teacher for the rest of my life!" ”

So, why did this kind of underwhelming goods become a learner! Angry in his heart, Sun Wukong waved his hand weakly, put away the golden hoop stick and didn't bother to take care of Tang Seng anymore, and then became angry.

Walking to Yin Yue's side, Sun Wukong bent down to pick up the tiger skin gauntlets on the ground, and said curiously: "Say it's a gift, master, where did you get all these things?" Did the Bodhisattva come again just now? ”

Tang Seng's luggage Sun Wukong has long been turned upside down, but he has never seen such things as tiger skin gauntlets. And when I put it on, I found that it was very close-fitting, and it was made for her figure at all. Thinking about it, it's more reliable that Guanyin has just been here. As for the self-made by his own master? Ha! I'm sorry, just his lazy character who can't wait to walk only one day a year and spend the rest of his time being lazy, will be diligent in making clothes for himself, not to mention that today's sun comes out of the east, even if it really comes out from the west, Sun Wukong doesn't believe it!

I didn't know what kind of lazy impression I had in the apprentice's heart, and looked around to find the white horse that had gone out to let off steam, and had not returned until now, Tang Seng said casually: "Guanyin has never been here, those things were made for you when the teacher just waited for you to come back, and he was bored with the tiger skin left over from last time." Try to see if it fits, and I'll change it for you if it doesn't fit...... By the way, the strips of cloth on your hands and legs will be removed later, it's been so long, and the injury should have healed a long time ago. ”

"Strange, where did the horse go, why hasn't it come back yet?" I never saw my own horse in my sight, and Tang Seng couldn't help frowning: "Wukong, for the teacher, go and find the horse first, you put on the handguard shawl, and then change the set of clothes on your body to the one sent by Guanyin, and don't forget to wear the shoes, it's cold, it's not okay to keep walking barefoot." ”

As he spoke, Tang Seng didn't have time to look at the strange and silent Sun Wukong behind him, so he went to look for the horse with a tin cane.

"What, I'm usually so badly beaten, why is this attitude at this time? …… Well, what a cunning master. ”

"Master, slow down, wait for my grandson to go together, there are monsters in the stream!"

Pulling the robe on his body, and throwing the tiger skin gauntlet in his hand, Sun Wukong grabbed his hair in annoyance, and then shouted at Tang Seng who was going away behind him, he didn't know what he was muttering, and he hurriedly went to change it with his clothes.

……

"Master, master, wait for me."

Looking in the stream for a while, the white horse has not found a trace, Sun Wukong, who went to change clothes before, chased after him first, and chased Tang Seng like a monkey, Sun Wukong couldn't help but complain: "Didn't you let the master wait for me?" Walking alone in the stream, aren't you afraid that something will happen? ”

"Rest assured, you have your own sense of proportion for the teacher." Tang Seng smiled, and looked sideways at Sun Wukong's outfit that caught up with him, and he looked puzzled: "Why, Wukong, you don't change your clothes?" ”

The neat short brown hair with a long braid, a sleeveless black bottom, a little tiger skin as the decoration of the top, to the thighs, covering some of the calves of the tiger skin skirt, except for the arms and calves wrapped in the cloth strips disappeared and replaced with handguards and leg guards, Sun Wukong's outfit almost did not change, and he still did not wear shoes, but wrapped them in thicker strips of cloth, Tang Seng was a little speechless: "Didn't you change into that brocade dress and put on shoes?" Why is it still like this? ”

Sun Wukong rolled his eyes: "Master, you are stupid, that set of clothes is still in the luggage, and the white horse has not come back yet, how can you let me change it?" Besides, isn't this outfit also very good? Why do you have to change it? I don't think that the clothes sent by the Bodhisattva will be better than the set you gave you, master. ”

Tang Seng said succinctly: "New! ”

I haven't even worn it once, and the master and apprentice have nothing newer than that brocade in their outfits.

Makes sense! Sun Wukong's words were stagnant, and then he sneered: "Because of the new, abandon the old and more accustomed to the old line, master, you like the new and hate the old!" ”

Tang Seng nodded with a deep face: "Your delusion, because it was you who changed clothes, Wukong." ”

It's not that Tang Seng changes his clothes, how can he put it on him if he likes the new and hates the old!

Monkey King: "......"

The master and apprentice were looking for the white horse that had not returned in the eagle's sorrowful stream, and suddenly found a strange thing, and curiously glanced at the robe that Tang Seng had been holding in his hand, Sun Wukong asked: "Master, where did the robe in your hand come from?" The robes in the luggage are all tattered, and the material is not so good at all. ”

Looking at Sun Wukong, who was beating around the bush and speaking venomously to himself, Tang Seng sighed and pouted: "I'm sorry, the one on your body was changed from those rags that were used as a teacher." ”

Raising the black robe in his hand to see, Tang Seng was also confused: "But you're right, there is really no such robe for a teacher." When I woke up before, this robe was covered on my body, if it weren't for the different material of this robe, I would know that it was very precious at a glance, and I almost thought that the teacher had covered my body before resting. ”

Not why, just because this robe is too right for his figure, if the robe in the luggage is taken out and compared with it, Tang Seng can ensure that in addition to the fabric material, the rest is definitely sewn out of the same mold.

"Meow~" Jia suddenly shouted, Tang Seng was stunned: "Hey, do you mean that this dress was covered by the monster man that Wukong said just now?" ”

Jia nodded, and then no longer squeaked, but pointed ahead with his tail, Tang Seng was a little inexplicable, and then Sun Wukong shouted: "Ma, master, the horse is there!" ”

For the time being, the question of why a monster he didn't know would cover himself with a robe that he knew was not a mortal thing, and the size was so close, Tang Seng and Sun Wukong came to the edge of the stream together.

With wide eyes and a frightened face, looking at the white horse that fell on the shore covered with frost-white pebbles, Sun Wukong was furious: "Our horse...... Damn it! It must have been done by the goblin just now, master, you didn't harm our horse, that damn goblin! ”

"No, this horse was not killed by some goblin, it seems that he was scared to death." The observation is much more careful than Sun Wukong, and he understands more things, so Tang Seng can see that the white horse was not killed by the monster, but scared to death by himself. After making a conclusion, regretting that his horse died inexplicably, he couldn't help but be depressed: "The horse is dead, what will happen to our luggage in the future?" ”

Glancing at Sun Wukong, who still insisted that he saw that the horse was killed by a monster and looked indignant, Tang Seng pondered for two breaths, and there was a way.

"Wukong, pack up your luggage, then dig a pit with a golden hoop stick and bury the horse, and the luggage will be handed over to you later."

"Huh!?" Sun Wukong was stunned, and then reacted. Suddenly he jumped up with excitement: "Master, are you planning to let me who protects you be a coolie in the future!?" My grandson is the Monkey King, the Monkey King! ”

Tang Seng looked innocent: "The teacher didn't let you be a coolie, but the horse died, you can't lose your luggage, right?" ”

Sun Wu jumped straight in place: "So, you really want me to be a coolie?" It's hateful, my grandson is a Monkey King, not a coolie! ”

"Those who can work harder." Tang Seng nodded solemnly, and then began to behave in a righteous manner: "As a teacher, he is a mortal, his body is weak, and there are still 100,000 miles to go to the west to learn scriptures. ”

"Bastard! Master, did you just say yesterday that you can subdue the tiger, shatter the earth with your feet, break the sky with your fist, and be invincible in the world? It's getting too fast! ”

"Hey, are you sure you said it for the teacher?" Pretending to open his eyes blankly, Tang Seng waved his hand and said categorically: "It must be Wukong, you heard it wrong, how could such narcissistic words come from the mouth of the teacher?" Don't talk nonsense, things are decided so happily, you will carry the luggage in the future, and the teacher will be responsible for cheering you up in the back! ”

Tang Seng said, and added a sentence shamelessly in his heart, by the way, I will occasionally give you as luggage!

"Ahhhh Looking at the luggage on the ground, Sun Wukong pulled his hair depressedly. Although Tang Seng is very suspected of being lazy...... No, it's true that he's lazy, but he's right, he's a master!

Xitian learned scriptures and let Tang Seng as a master carry his luggage, but if it is known, it will make them despise her, saying that she does not respect her teacher!