Hearing these words that made people cry and laugh, Chen Bufan had an urge to beat this person up, but he put down the big words before and invited everyone to eat braised phoenix meat, although it was just a joke, it couldn't be true, but the words had been spoken, at this moment, if it was blatantly dishonest, it would be impossible to lose countless fans. Now, you can't tear your face yet!

So, Chen Bufan pretended to be generous and said: "Of course you can, but we don't have such a big cauldron!"

Chen Bufan tried to delay Phoenix's death in this way.

"Let's barbecue then!"

At this moment, the faint voice came again.

Chen Bufan: ......

Chen Bufan didn't want to beat people now, he just wanted to kill people, he said with a wry smile: "Well, this idea is good!"

After speaking, Chen Bufan felt that his heart was dripping blood.

He looked at the phoenix, full of apologies.

Oh my goodness, are we really going to braise this phoenix today? This is a phoenix, a descendant of the ancient gods, it has not appeared for many years, and it is hard to appear one, but it is going to be eaten by us, it is really a tyrannical thing!

If the phoenix knew that Chen Bufan compared him to those chickens, he would definitely be angry.

Those people originally thought that Chen Bufan was joking, but when they saw that his expression was solemn, it didn't look like he was joking, so they flew over one after another.

There are not many opportunities to be able to eat phoenix meat!

After landing on the ground, they did not rush to make a move, but began to look at the big @bird lying motionless on the ground.

The first time they had a close encounter with the phoenix, these people seemed very curious, touching here, touching there, looking here, looking there.

After a period of careful appreciation, I finally began to get back to the point.

"This phoenix is so big, it seems that it can't be roasted alive whole, it must be divided into many large pieces, hahaha, after eating phoenix meat today, I will have bragging capital in the future." ”

"No, no, although the phoenix is big, but Chen Bufan can breathe fire, just roast it like this. ”

"Yes, Phoenix's body is so hard that it's impossible for us to separate it. ”

......

Chen Bufan sat on the side and watched these people pointing fingers at the phoenix, not paying attention, and suddenly heard that someone asked him to roast the phoenix with dragon fire, he was not happy at once, but he couldn't show his unhappiness!

So, he stood up and stopped next to the phoenix with a tiger's footsteps. The monks immediately retreated. Dragon fire, it's not something they dare to provoke!

Taking a deep breath, Chen Bufan prayed secretly in his heart.

Phoenix, don't come to me for revenge when you're dead! I really don't plan to eat you! Although I would love to know how the taste of phoenix meat is different from chicken.

Red dragon fire erupted from Chen Bufan's mouth, like a waterfall pouring on the phoenix, sparks overflowing, like a huge red flower blooming.

Everyone's eyes fell on the phoenix, carefully observing the changes of the phoenix.

"Hey, why hasn't there been any change? It stands to reason that some of these feathers should be burned too!"

Chen Bufan's fire-breathing continued, but the phoenix did not change at all, not even a single hair was damaged.

Seeing this scene, Chen Bufan was secretly happy.

After spitting out dragon fire for a while, he stopped, spread his hands out, and made a helpless expression.

"It seems that the opportunity to eat roast phoenix meat today is going to be ruined. ”

At this time, someone went up and touched the body of the phoenix with his hand, and as soon as the hand was put up, there was a scream, and the man immediately pulled his hand back, only to see that the entire palm of his hand turned black, which was instantly burned into carbon.

The screams spread far away, immediately shaking the others.

The phoenix was originally reborn from the fire, and fire is to it what water is to fish, so whether it is braised or barbecued, it cannot cause any damage to this phoenix.

"Looks like we're going to have to steam. ”

"Isn't there a pot that big?"

"We can chop the phoenix into many portions and take one to take home with each person. ”

"It's a good idea, and it can also make my mother-in-law and children pay for it!"

......

Soon, everyone happily decided again.

They took out their swords one after another and slashed at the phoenix, and the sound of clanging was endless.

Looking at that somewhat funny scene, Chen Bufan was speechless, he really couldn't believe that he had such a group of vulgar fans.

Bang dang! Bang dang!

The sound was like striking iron.

The movements in everyone's hands continued to speed up, but the phoenix's body was still undamaged.

Chen Bufan really couldn't stand it anymore, and reminded faintly: "This phoenix is as hard as iron, even if you can break his body to pieces, but how can you eat it! Maybe when you bite it, the meat will not be eaten, and all your teeth will be lost." ”

As soon as these words came out, those who were working hard raised their heads one after another, as if they had been enlightened, and they came to their senses in an instant.

"yes, why didn't we think of that?"

"This guy is not afraid of fire, and his body is as hard as iron, and he may not even be able to cook it!"

"Damn, I originally thought there was phoenix meat to eat, but now it seems that not only was I happy in vain, but I wasted a lot of my strength just now. ”

"Do we really want to watch the phoenix meat fly like this? ”

"What else else can I do?"

......

The crowd was caught in a heated discussion, and various methods emerged one after another, except for Chen Bufan, who seemed to be a bystander. Of course, although his expression looked indifferent, his heart was secretly happy.

Hehe, as long as you can't help this phoenix, then this guy is mine.

Sitting quietly on the side, Chen Bufan was waiting for the end of the discussion, and after half an hour, his voice finally gradually died out, and it could be seen from the expressions of those people that they had not thought of any practical methods.

Looking at the somewhat disappointed expressions of those people, Chen Bufan knew that it was time for him to appear.

Taking a deep breath, he slowly stood up and said loudly: "Since everyone hasn't thought of how to eat phoenix meat now, then I'll keep this guy in captivity first, and when we think of a way in the future, we can have dinner at any time." What do you think of my suggestion?"

These people are not stupid, they naturally know that after passing by the phoenix meat today, there will be no such opportunity in the future, before, Chen Bufan agreed to them so magnificently, how can they be entangled in this matter now?

"That's all we have to do now. The men replied helplessly.

Chen Bufan clasped his hands into fists and saluted respectfully, and suddenly, his tone of voice became a little cold.

"This is the end of today's business, and I hope that you will keep my identity a secret. ”

After speaking, he glanced at the crowd and said coldly: "With my current strength, I can kill all of you here, but I am not a demon who kills people without blinking, so, for the sake of safety, you must take my special poison, so that I can ensure that I can continue to stay in the lonely paradise safely." ”

As soon as these words came out, the crowd immediately boiled.

"Chen Bufan, we are your loyal fans, how can you not believe me?"

"Of course I believe you, but there are so many of you, who can guarantee that none of them are disguised?

"That's a good thing to say, but ......"

"Don't worry, this poison won't attack immediately, as long as this matter is over, I will help you detoxify it immediately. ”

"It's not that we don't believe you, but you have too many enemies in Lonely Heaven, and if one day, you are unfortunate enough to hang, won't we have to be buried with you. ”

"It's a possibility, but don't worry, I'll definitely have a second hand, you can remember the Drunken Academy, which is now my territory, and if I die, you can go there and get the antidote. ”

Chen Bufan actually didn't have any poison on his body, his medicines were all used to heal injuries, in order to keep these people tight-lipped, he could only pretend to say that it was poison, so that he could contain these people.

"Of course, it doesn't matter if you don't take it, after all, dead people will never speak. ”

The murderous aura around Chen Bufan was puffed up again.

"With Chen Bufan's strength, it is easy for him to kill us, a mouthful of dragon fire, we will all die here today, but he didn't do it, it can be seen that he is a righteous gentleman, what is there to distrust such a person. I'll be the first to come. ”

At this moment, a monk with an inch head stepped out of the crowd.

Chen Bufan handed him a black pill, and he swallowed it directly without looking at it.

After a long while, the man had no problem at all, but felt a warm current flowing through his body, which was very comfortable.

"I'm not lying to you, this poison doesn't kick in right away, it takes a long time. Of course, you don't think about using the poison before you dissolve it yourself, this poison is my secret system, and ordinary people can't find it, let alone detoxify, you have to remember one thing clearly, I am the descendant of the Dragon Emperor, and naturally there are some means that ordinary people don't have, such as before, after urging the secret method three times, I can continue to fight, which is enough to explain everything. ”

Scanning those people, Chen Bufan's gaze became a little colder, he had to completely deter these people. With the inch-headed monk just now taking the lead, these people didn't dare to resist easily, and if there were, then he would kill him forcefully and mercilessly.

There was no sound in the crowd, as if there was a dead silence.

Chen Bufan was not in a hurry to make a move, but waited patiently for those people, but the murderous aura exuded by his body became more and more intense. The cold gaze is like two sharp swords, which can kill people thousands of miles away.

It didn't take long for the second crab eater to come out, he glanced at Chen Bufan, and took the pill handed over.

"I believe in you. ”

Chen Bufan nodded at him.

At this time, the third crab-eating man came out.

"Don't leave the one who has taken the medicine, you must help me move this phoenix into Yi Garden!"

The monk who was just about to return home had a black line on his face.

Extreme rage!

But what can they do?

If they haven't taken the pill, they can still have the qualifications to resist, but now they don't even have the qualifications, Chen Bufan asked them to go east, they have to go east, let them go west, they have to go west, not to mention that they can eat phoenix meat in the future, it would be good to get the antidote.

After everyone took the 'poison', Chen Bufan breathed a long sigh of relief. At this time, he reached out and gently touched the phoenix's body, and after the cooling just now, the temperature on the phoenix's body had returned to normal.

He opened Yi Yuan, and the little dragon dragon flew, no, crawled out, waving that little wing.

"Damn, you wanted to eat phoenix meat before, but you didn't even call me. Xiao Longlong was a little unhappy.

Everyone was speechless, and Chen Bufan was even more speechless.

Sooner or later, this foodie dragon will have to die.

Not eating phoenix meat as he wished, for everyone, is a great regret, and now they have to do their best to work, what is this called? Among them, Xiaolonglong's reaction is the most violent, because he has a huge body, and as the main force to haul the phoenix, he is naturally much stronger than others.

I have a lot of strength, and I can't eat phoenix meat, so forget it, but I will still live in Yiyuan with this guy in the future.

Xiao Longlong's face was displeased.

Reluctantly grabbed one of the phoenix's claws with his claws, Xiao Longlong, with the efforts of everyone, slowly dragged the phoenix into Yi Garden, and at this time, everyone saw Xiao Qiao girl in Yi Garden. At that moment, there was another commotion.

"Wow, Miss Little Qiao is here too!"

"I really want to know the true face of Miss Xiao Qiao's Lushan?"

"Chen Bufan, otherwise, you can announce the answer! We promise that we will not tell this matter. ”

......

Song Daqiao glared at those people fiercely, and then his eyes fell on Chen Bufan, constantly squeezing his eyebrows, the meaning was very clear.

Of course, Chen Bufan understood what Song Daqiao meant, smiled slightly, and said: "Actually, Miss Xiao Qiao is not a man, but an authentic woman, have you ever seen a man dressed as a woman who can captivate the country and the city like this, and be fascinated by everyone?"

Everyone shook their heads, but soon the voices of doubt sounded again.

"That'...... What's going on with that pillar of optimus? It's impossible for a woman to be a stone change! Besides, the old man of the city lord has played with so many women, he can't make a mistake in judgment, right?"

"Well, it's nothing, it's just a stick that Miss Xiao Qiao stuffed into her crotch, and it accidentally slipped out, it's not meat!"

Everyone sighed together, and for the first time they saw Chen Bufan's filth. Even if it's dirty, it's not meat!

Dignified emperor, learn from others to sell cute, shameful!

(End of chapter)