"I think you have lacked calcium since you were a child, and you have lacked love when you grow up, grandma doesn't hurt, and uncle doesn't love. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info left face is underdrawn, and the right face is under-kicked. The donkey sees the donkey kicking, and the pig sees the pig stepping on it. Born to belong to cucumbers, undershoot! The acquired walnut is underwhelming! The one who is a broken motorcycle for the rest of his life owes kicking! Find a daughter-in-law who is a screw, under-screwed! ”

Zhang Fan quickly typed out a line of words, clicked on the reply directly, and said: "Alas, there are so few people with such quality as me, even if others scold me, I won't say a dirty word!" ”

"6666, what a long insight!"

"Mortal, I'm going to dig out your head and see what's inside."

"This buries people without dirty words, is this really good?"

"Now I just found out that my spray was like a primary school student!"

"Worship!"

"Haha, brothers aren't you very 6, don't you worship me very much, hurry up, hurry up and pay attention to me, in the future, mortal teachers will take you to learn languages!" Zhang Fan said with a smile.

"Pay attention decisively, mortals, you are so interesting, much more talented than those big anchors!" Some tourists said on the public screen.

"Attention, road to fan!"

"A name is annoying, give the anchor 10 diamond rings*1"

"A name is annoying, give the anchor 10 diamond rings*2"

"A name is annoying, give the anchor 10 diamond rings *10"

"Thank you for the diamond ring given by the big brother with the name of the annoying person, thank you very much!" Another local tyrant brushed up the gifts, and the gifts of these diamond rings were worth two thousand yuan.

"Wow, I didn't expect a name to be annoying, the eldest brother is still a duke, a local tyrant, I knew that I should have reported him to the beginning and licked it well."

"Congratulations to the eldest brother for becoming the third manager in the mortal live broadcast room, I sent a congratulatory message on behalf of all QY employees!"

"Haha, mortals lick again!"

"Give you a name, big brother, and give it a good lick!"

"Hurry up and pat yourself on the back, this is a local tyrant who has consumed more than 500,000 yuan!"

"This is the big brother, shoot the sycophants!"

When the audience saw him receiving the gift, they all happily typed out lines of text on the public screen for him, telling him to quickly hug the thigh of the local tyrant.

Zhang Fan glared: "How can an anchor like me, who is clean and self-conscious, and does not bend his waist for five buckets of rice, lick a local tyrant casually, even if he brushes more, I will not let go of my body, I am a god-like man!" ”

"However, today I met a fortune teller at the door, the master said that I will meet a great nobleman today, so I was very happy to ask, who is my nobleman, the master said, the secret of heaven can not be revealed, I continued to ask if I can give some hints, the master replied, the noble man is the son of light shining in the sun, a super handsome guy who is handsome and handsome, and a great man from the sky under the blue peak."

"I'm still wondering who this noble man in my life really is, and now I finally get the answer, he is my name annoying! You can see his chic and uninhibited from his casual and chic name, noble, I finally met you! ”

"Amount ....."

The audience below collapsed, they didn't expect such a big spin to come all of a sudden, and, this ...... So 6!

"Then I think I must be the noble person in your life!" A name is annoying, joking on the public screen.

"That's definitely not wrong, I'll look all over the entire live broadcast room, big brother, you fit the image that the master said." Zhang Fan said with a serious face, which made people laugh.

"A name is annoying, give the anchor 10 diamond rings*1"

"A name is annoying, give the anchor 10 diamond rings*2"

"A name is annoying, give the anchor 10 diamond rings *10"

"Thank you big brother for giving away 10 sets of diamond rings again, brothers, make a fist gesture on the public screen." As soon as Zhang Fan's words were finished, a name annoying people floated up as a gift.

At the same time, the big brother of the holy blind and some other young tourists also brushed up their gifts, and the screen in the middle was colorful and extremely beautiful.

"Thank you, thank you very much, I'll sing a rap for you, in fact, I'm a singing anchor." Zhang Fan arched his hand at the video, ready to sing a wanderer's dream.

"Mortal, that guy replied again, don't sing it yet, give it to me, him, first!" A reply suddenly appeared on the public screen, and other tourists immediately followed after seeing it, and they all hit him,, him!

"Well, it's really disturbing my natural voice singing!" Zhang Fan stopped immediately when he saw tourists swiping the screen like this, catering to tourists is the first, not to mention that most of the tourists here are tourists who have passed from the post bar, and they are obviously more enthusiastic about replying to the post bar.

"Nima, you scolded so ugly." Zhang Fan saw the reply of the black fan leader, his face turned a little dark, and he actually scolded his family, which touched his bottom line.

"If I don't squirt today, you are infertile, I don't want mortals." Zhang Fan said and immediately started typing.

As a result, visitors in the live broadcast room saw the text typed out one by one.

"You imperfectly evolved lifeform, a genetically mutated alien, a high school student at the kindergarten level,

The frog head of congenital Mongolian disease, the abandoned baby of the snowman of Our Lady's Peak,

The murderer of the clogged septic tank, the aliens got on the descendants of the black pig,

The chimpanzee with the imbalance of yin and yang, the hippopotamus crushed by Noah's Ark,

New volcanic eruption vent, oversized shameless sound amplifier,

The shame of the Eskimos, the super-individual who survives with cockroaches,

Semi-plants with rotten vitality, ** people who will emit a stinky,

The source of the noun "spit", the dinosaurs that degenerate three times a day,

The strongest waste material in the history of mankind, the old washing machine that God fell by mistake,

The mindless creature that can think, the scourge that ruins the reputation of fellow human beings,

The descendants of the ancestors, who were disgraced, deposited humus for thousands of years

, the primitive species that scientists dare not study, the raw material necessary for the destruction of the universe,

Even the orcs look down on your orcs, 10 times the concentration of oil in the sedimentary raw material,

Disfigured Ronald McDonald, a hateful guy like you can only play a piece of in a TV series,

It's not as good as the chewing gum that was spilled by a dog on the side of the road, and even the flowers are more than 10 times more beautiful for you,

To find a girlfriend, you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth, and if you want to commit suicide, someone will only advise you not to leave the body so as not to pollute the environment,

The keyboard you touched couldn't even survive the Amiba protozoa, and the saliva that spewed out was more deadly than SARS,

Pretending to be cute can instantly solve the problem of population expansion, and if you are handsome, human beings have to use asexual reproduction.

An idiot can be your teacher, and a mentally retarded can teach you to speak human,

As long as you look up, the ozone layer will burst, and you want to immigrate to Mars to leave you,

If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can shut down,

If you go to war, bullets and missiles can't help but fly at you, and grenades will explode when they see you.

Someone else has to fly a plane to hit a Gemini and you just have the same power as if you skydive.

All the places you have visited will become monuments, and the monuments you have visited will become history;

I didn't know you until I did anything good in my 18th life, and even throwing it into the sun is not environmentally friendly enough;

also said that you are the undefeated East of China,

You are very creative and courageous;

It's not your intention, it's God's temper.''

You waste air alive, waste land when you die, and waste water blue coins alive

You rely on the mountains and mountains, rely on the rivers and rivers, watch the chickens die, and watch the dogs turn over;

How can you bring out the beauty of the world without your presence;

How can you bring out the beauty of LM without your presence;

Oh, you said that your family is poor, you said that you take a PHS and you stand in the wind and rain, and your left hand is changed to your right hand, and you still can't get through with your right hand;

The rat went to your house with tears in his eyes, really! ”

Zhang Fan's reply this time was a lot of words, he didn't speak, he typed the text so quickly, and the netizens in front of the computer widened their eyes when they saw his words, and the public screen at this moment exploded instantly.

"I'll go, such a mortal, do you want to be so perverted!"

"It's too 6, there is not a single dirty word, but it can make people angry."

"I saw this episode on the news, and the netizen called the black fan head has been sprayed to death."

"This mind of a mortal is simply amazing."

"If you mix and paste, you must be a well-deserved god of the sticker."

"This is called spraying people, mortal boss, you will be my boss in the future, please teach me to spray people, ask for spray words!"

"The mortal boss is mighty!"

The public screen exploded instantly, and at the same time, the gifts also flew up in the live broadcast room, small gifts of a few yuan, and large gifts of more than 100 yuan, which did not stop for a while.

At this moment, Zhang Fan has been broadcasting for nearly an hour, and more and more people have entered his live broadcast room from the post bar to see the top post of the device.

At this time, the number of people in the live broadcast room has reached 5,000 and is still growing slowly, and few visitors have left the live broadcast room.

As a player who plays Tieba, whether they are trolls in Tieba or spectators, they all have a love for Tieba, like to read stickers, and like to see all kinds of interesting replies.

When Zhang Fan sprayed with a black fan in the live broadcast room, it was undoubtedly very interesting for them, and when he typed classic sentences, the kind of scolding without dirty words, they felt very funny and admired.

And in his live broadcast room, you can always hear hilarious language, his exaggerated performance, and most importantly, they feel that the anchor is friendly.

Mortals are very handsome, at least most tourists think that QY is not handsome more than mortals, but he doesn't have the kind of cool that those handsome guys live broadcast room, cold, contrived, very natural, very easy to accept.

Unconsciously, they have attracted the attention of mortals, planning to watch his live broadcast often in the future.