034 Take off your pants and fart
Soon the people walked into the park, and the two little lambs, who did not know the danger, walked up to the bridge, and it was already dark, and there was no one on the bridge, and there was no one in the park. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
Maybe it's human intuition that is really a magical function, and the two of them only felt goosebumps on their backs, and they felt a little chilling.
The two of them hesitated as they walked briskly to the center, and a moment later a clown appeared in front of him, with an axe, and came step by step.
The two of them were shocked to encounter this kind of thing at night, and the two couldn't help but retreat, and the ugly violin behind them sounded.
It was so sharp and sharp that it was almost noise, and when he looked back, he saw a clown with a violin walking towards the two of them, and the two of them immediately panicked.
A clown with an axe in the front, and a small hand playing the violin in the back, is simply terrifying, and the two are surrounded by the front and back.
If it were one person, they might choose to jump into the lake, but now the two of them have become much more courageous, and the two of them have decided to break through from the violin clown's side.
Can...... The clown of Tan's violin threw a grenade at his feet, and then took out a dagger.
Elevator male one; "You're crazy, bastard...... The dog said. ”
The two clowns got closer and closer, and in desperation, the two chose to jump into the lake, and it was cold to death when they jumped into the icy lake.
Seeing that there was a floating plank under the bridge, he subconsciously grabbed it, and scolded with relief; "Bastard!"
"Bang...... something exploded at the bottom of the lake, followed by a series of "bangs...... Bang...... Bang" rang more than twenty times.
Then three clowns appeared on the shore, and fireworks were set off against the lake, and the two were screaming and shouting, but unfortunately it was useless.
At this moment, the two of them were clutching the dead wood in fear, but suddenly they exploded one after another, and the sound was deafening.
The successive frightes were directly frightened, and the two of them were scared, "Ah! Yes! Yes! "Screaming frantically, one higher than the other.
Hurriedly pushed away the dead wood, and drank several sips of lake water directly in fright, both of them could swim and slid a few times before floating.
Swimming to the bottom of the bridge barely eased his breath, Kong Qingwu watched the whole process somewhere, smiling from ear to ear.
"Who asked you to fix me, now you know that I'm not so easy to bully." Kong Qingwu laughed heartily.
Both elevator men felt like they were going to die, and although they didn't suffer any damage, it was either a mine or a firecracker.
This made them feel that their lives were threatened, and seeing that the fireworks were still being set off at the two of them, the two of them slowly swam to the opposite shore with the buildings under the bridge in a panic.
The two of them came to their senses and found that they were not injured, thinking about whether it would be rectified, and they wanted to scold a few words, but they thought about it or not to cause trouble.
Just as they were about to run away, the five clowns stripped off their clown clothes, showed their muscles, and ran after them.
This scene was originally not, it was five apprentices who went up without permission, and the five were much more terrifying than clowns or something.
Elevator man; "Mom! Yes! Yes! Yes! "Screaming and running, my body was brought to its full potential.
But the clothes of the two of them are wet after all, and it is inevitable that they will be tied when they run, and they will be doubly good with the addition of five muscular male apprentices.
should have been able to catch up soon, but the five of them chased after them unhurriedly, chasing more than a thousand meters.
It is difficult for ordinary people to run more than 1,000 meters without exercising, not to mention that the two of them have been swimming in the water for a long time.
The heart is tired and the body is even more tired, and the speed of running more than 1,000 meters is already comparable to the speed of a turtle, but the five muscular men are still very full.
but deliberately pretended to be similar to them, stimulating them to run a little longer, making them feel a little more scared.
Anyway, the next day, they didn't want to walk on the ground, this was Dawei's idea, and it hurt all over their bodies.
In the end, a person was paralyzed on the ground and couldn't run, even if he was appointed by five muscular men in turn.
Just when he was frightened, the muscular man chased after him, but ignored him and chased after the one in front of him.
David shouted; "Run! I'm running! We love your manly sexiness! Don't let us chase you, baby. ”
Originally, he was about to stop when he saw that his companion was fine, but these words undoubtedly stimulated his physical potential with a hammer.
Dawei laughed and chased, I don't know how long he ran, every breath hurts his throat, and every step is comparable to a thousand catties.
The second male in the elevator also fell, and he wanted to ...... It's going to be rotated, but ...... He couldn't do anything about it, so he had to lie down and enjoy it, and I heard that it was actually very cool.
The second elevator man was lying on the ground comforting himself so much, Dawei had already walked up and took off his pants.
Taking off your pants and farting is to describe that it doesn't have to be like this, but sometimes you have to take off your pants and fart, just to this kind of moment.
Dawei took off his pants, squatted down his buttocks and squatted straight down to the face of the second man in the elevator, only to see Dawei's chrysanthemum getting closer and closer.
The frightened face of the second elevator man turned white, should he ...... Maybe he likes to lick it!
"Poof......" A strange sound, a foul smell of gas swept in, and the second elevator man turned his head and vomited.
It's really hard to imagine that a local tyrant actually made such an unsightly move, and the other four people sang and laughed; "Our master, you dare to cry, you are really impatient."
After saying this, the five of them left one after another, Kong Qingwu had already gone home, and the five apprentices all ran away after the two of them.
Kong Qingwu was not in the mood to wait in place, and sent a message to Dawei saying that she would leave first.
Dawei sighed, he originally wanted to talk to the master about the masked man, and let Kong Qingwu teach him a lesson with Dou Wu.
When I got home, Kong Qingwu's mood was finally relaxed, and I didn't forget to buy a bag of menstruation for civilians, I originally wanted to buy high-end goods, but unfortunately Kong Qingwu didn't want to go to the big shopping mall.
Looking at the sanitary napkin hole in his hand, he danced lightly for a while, thinking about the pain of those days, no wonder girls have a bad temper these days.
It's not too late now, it's already past the time to eat when I get home, and Kong Qinyin has already finished eating.
Because Kong Qingwu said hello to Kong Qinyin when he went out, he was not scolded when he returned home.
Kong Qingwu didn't dislike eating the food when it was hot, went to the study on the second floor, and saw that her sister was still studying materials.
Kong Qingwu asked; "How's my sister's research? When will MMD's software be made? ”
Kong Qinyin said impatiently; "What's the hurry, I'm still learning, I've already made the panel, and now I'm waiting to write the program."
Kong Qingwu let out an "oh", obediently retreated, took a shower and went to bed.