Chapter 34: Lianmai

The tourists who entered the live broadcast room saw that Zhang Fan's clothes were simply overturned. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 ο½‰ο½Žfo

"Boss, are you staging a uniform temptation?"

"666, when I saw this dress of a mortal, I suddenly found that I was old!"

"Boss, you are the first person to create a live broadcast for high school students, and you are also the first male anchor to live broadcast in a school uniform."

"Such an ugly school uniform is so handsome on a baby, it deserves to be my husband!"

"Haha, what do you know? I'm wearing a couple outfit, and the girls in my class are all wearing a couple outfit with me! Zhang Fan saw the public screen complaining and said with a laugh.

"666, I only wear school uniforms for couples."

"Mortals, your school uniform is too ugly."

"It's the first time I've seen such an ugly school uniform!"

Zhang Fan looked at their typed words speechlessly, and pulled his clothes: "Our school's school uniform is made of space nano material, which is not breathable to light, and can treat more than 800 diseases and prevent more than 1,000 kinds of epidemics and colds when wearing the belt. ”

"Do you want to buy it? Don't want 998, don't want 888, as long as 288, the price is not exaggerated, factory direct sales, quality assurance, good quality and low price, value for money, economical. You can't buy at a loss, you can't be fooled. It can be pulled like this, it can also be pulled like this, it can also be bitten like this, quality assurance, free and changeable, it must meet your taste, show your temperament, brother, snap up, hurry up and buy gifts! ”

"6666, bragging, I only serve mortals."

"The boss's original school uniform, the female hangers hurry up, the crotch smells!"

The tourists below instantly laughed when they heard his introduction and exaggerated acting skills, and some wealthy tourists brushed up their gifts.

"Since I talked about school uniforms today, I'll sing you a few songs about the youth campus, and I want to ask if there are any students, preferably female? If there is a microphone, you can chat privately about management, uh, it seems that management is a small device, yes, you keep him private, let him help you report, but don't talk to him more? He's not a good guy! ”

Zhang Fan smiled, and then sang a youth campus march, two popular campus songs in my high school three years.

Now there are more people in the live broadcast room,There are more gifts,Once the money reaches 300 Zhangfan, they will be given a management,At the beginning, because each person made him a little busy,Later, he was given a software,This software will be automatically reported as long as it finds out which unmanaged tourist has swiped three hundred yuan。

However, in addition to the card management vest reported up, there will be various other situations, this he handed over to the big job, and gave him a general manager's vest, except for the broadcast in this live broadcast room, he has all other permissions, and the general manager vest can only have four.

When he finished singing, Mai Xu had already reported three girls, Zhang Fan looked at their information, they were all sixteen or seventeen years old.

Zhang Fan smiled cheaply: "The girls on the wheat order, you all have microphones, right, we gave you the permission to speak first, can this girl named Hongying speak can say anything." ”

"Yes!" Soon there was a delicate reply from the other side.

"Hey!" Zhang Fan slowly lowered his head when he heard this voice: "Slightly stiff, showing high respect for your voice!" ”

"Haha, beast, the girl is still underage!"

"You're even an underage girl, but I like it!"

", it's even a microphone tourist, and it's an underage girl, mortal, you zombie!"

"How old is my sister today? Middle or high school? Zhang Fan leaned close to the screen and asked in a gentle tone.

"High school, people are in their first year of high school now." The beautiful voice of the red tasseled girl came from the headset.

"Brothers, pinch your brother, you must pinch it, this voice is so good, sister, can people ask if you have a boyfriend anywhere!" Zhang Fan exaggeratedly protected his bottom and continued to ask.

"Wait, I said brothers, don't brush bombs, don't brush vomit, sit and listen honestly, I'm here for your welfare!"

"Red tasseled girl, you go on, if you don't feel well, you can change your position!" Zhang Fan said to the girl.

"I'm lying in bed, I don't have to change my position!" The girl's simple voice came from the other side.

Zhang Fan couldn't help but cover his face: "Sister, you are so simple, this makes me unbearable, now I just want to say a word to you, sister, don't be afraid, I'm not a good person, do you want to continue talking?" ”

"Of course, it's hard to talk to you, mortal, you're really handsome, so talented, much more handsome than those big stars, and much cuter than the boys in our class." Hongying said with some excitement.

"Don't praise me, don't praise me Sister Hongying, although I haven't seen your person, but I can feel from your words that you are a very discerning girl, has Sister Hongying ever heard my profile?" Zhang Fan asked with a smile.

"Introduction? I haven't heard of it! ”

"Okay, then I'll introduce you, I'm a family that loves flowers and flowers......"

"Hehe, hehe, mortal, you're so interesting......"

"Stop the sister, please don't be obsessed with brother, brother is just a legend!" Zhang Fan coquettishly cut his hairstyle!

"This is better than pretending, I'll give you full marks!"

"Classic language again, please don't be obsessed with brother, brother is just a legend!"

"6666, mortal, reward you with a mouthful of dog food!"

"Hehehehe, you're so interesting, mortal brother, can I add you as a friend!" The red-tasseled girl said with a smile.

"Of course you can, not only can you add me as a friend, but if you have a topic that you can't do in the future, you can ask me for advice, and my brother can open a small video for one-on-one tutoring?" Zhang Fan said cheaply.

The two words of beast on the public screen, the bomb gift kept swiping, expressing anger at him in turn.

"Okay, mortal brother, you're in your third year of high school, and I'm only in my first year of high school now!" Hongying happily responded.

"Sister, he's a brute, don't have a small window with him!"

"Mortal, you big beast, I just found out now that you are a guy with a human face and a beast's heart!"

"Mortal, I curse you all the time."

"Ahem, Sister Hongying, don't pay attention to their group of hooligans, I am the most upright person in this live broadcast room, and now my brother asks you, how old are you!"

"Fifteen!" Hongying replied truthfully.

"I didn't ask you how old you are!" Zhang Fan said, touched his chest with his hand, patted it and said, "I mean how big it is here, here!" ”

"6666666, I admire mortals the most among the beasts."

"It's a battle beast among beasts!"

"Mom, how old am I here?" Suddenly, there was a confused voice from the headset.

"32a, you are still young, and you will grow up later."

"it." Zhang Fan was stunned, and almost knelt on the ground and screamed: "Auntie, I was wrong, I have an eighty-year-old mother and a child waiting to be fed, you raise your noble hand, treat me as a fart, kill me and dirty your hands." ”

"Damn, explode, hahaha!"

"Auntie, scold him for me, he molests your daughter."

"Haha, mortal, when did you have an eighty-year-old mother and a child waiting to be fed!"

"Mortal, you're in trouble, you're in trouble!"

"Hehehehe, mortal brother is fine, my mother watches your live broadcast with me every day!" The sound of the red tassel laughing came again.

"I have a bad heart, sister Hongying, why didn't you tell me earlier, auntie, don't say anything, I wish you a red face to live younger and younger, sister, I'm hanging up with you!"

"No, I'm going to add you as a friend!" Hongying said nonchalantly.

"Okay, I'll send you my answer, but Sister Hongying, you don't want to watch the live broadcast every day, you have to study hard, you know? Mom conceived you in October and gave birth to you, do you know how to honor your mother? Don't your mom off, you know? Zhang Fan asked seriously.

"I know, I'll watch your live broadcast, and others won't watch it."

"Well, it's good to know, don't watch other people's live broadcasts, they are not good people, just watch my live broadcast in the future." Zhang Fan nodded in agreement.

"This is better than letting you pretend!"

"What's wrong, mortal? Keep flirting? Don't be cowardly, I look down on you if you coax you! ”

"Let me go to the toilet to ease my nervousness." Zhang Fan wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and walked towards the bathroom.

"Haha, mortals are scared to pee!"

"It's really 6666, auntie, look here, I'm rich and single-minded, can I be your son-in-law!"

"Haha, that's hilarious!"

The scene just now really made all the tourists burst into laughter, and no one thought that the girl's mother was actually next to her, and the mortal asked this question obscenely.

Zhang Fan returned to the computer and smiled: "Ahem, let's not connect the microphone next, shall I sing a few songs to you?" ”

"Haha, you coward." One of the counts of the mortal legion typed on the public screen, followed by the holy blind man and a person with a name annoying to death, who had been teased by mortals before, but now they had finally found a chance.

So in the next microphone connection, Zhang Fan's first sentence was: Are your parents next to you? It makes all visitors feel very funny.

However, his live broadcast of the microphone was very interesting to all the visitors, and they basically didn't close their mouths for two hours.

"These so-called big anchors are really far worse than mortals, their appearance is complete, their comedy is complete, their singing is complete, and their language is perfect."

"Nima, it's so funny, it's 10,000 times more interesting than radio and talk shows."

", that car is shaking, if it's not in the car shock, then it must be watching the live broadcast of mortals!"