Chapter 131: Chopsticks Brothers
"Yes, I find that you are getting more and more capable of pretending now. Forced, look at yourself, the wind is light, gentle and elegant, and I look like I have three points! Zhang Fan found that the fans' driving skills in the live broadcast room are getting better and better, and the technology is becoming more and more mature. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
"With the old driver, of course our skills are getting more and more proficient, when will the boss teach us to fly a plane!"
"I'll teach you how to jerk off!" Zhang Fan said disdainfully: "Little Seven Little Eight, you show off your talents, let's see, if you are qualified, you will be allowed to enter the FR Guild." ”
Zhang Fan said, he is not very optimistic about the two of them in his heart, the key is the age problem, the age gap still exists, the second looks, the two are not handsome, ordinary, the kind of street art on their bodies is not liked by the public!
However, just as he was thinking, Zhang Fan found that he was thinking a little wrong, and he was slightly surprised when he listened to their songs: Is there so many powerful people in this world? Yan Shan's singing level just now has reached the level of second-tier singers, but the singer level of the two of them is almost reaching the level of first-tier singers.
"Hold a grass, seven or eight sing so well? This is not scientific! ”
"It's amazing my brother, worship, worship thoroughly, this singing level is not lower than the boss at all!"
"Oh yes, my big seven or eight can be!"
However, what all the tourists didn't expect was that Qiba, who was singing and singing the song, suddenly changed the song and directly changed a more spoofed, funny facial expression, which immediately made the fans and tourists in the live broadcast room give a thumbs up.
"Amazing, amazing." Zhang Fan looked at them and couldn't help but praise: "Your singing level is completely at the level of a big singer, but as a male anchor, singing well can't attract tourists, funny and language are very important, now you use this as your own live broadcast room to have a live broadcast, let me see how you broadcast live!" ”
After Zhang Fan finished speaking, the two nodded, their faces a little nervous, but they quickly got used to it, so the two of them chatted in the live broadcast room.
Gradually, a smile appeared on Zhang Fan's face, and the tourists below were also very enthusiastic to interact with them.
"Skinny Monkey, you stand up for me and tell me why you rejected the two of them." After the performance of seven or eight people, Zhang Fan asked the thin monkey.
"Boss, I didn't expect them to be so talented, when they were on video with me, the talent they performed was a bit weird, which scared me, so I rejected them." The thin monkey said speechlessly, he just watched the performance of the two and felt very funny, but he wondered, why didn't he perform it when he had this talent!
"Seven-eight, what kind of talent did you show the thin monkey at that time, now show us." Zhang Fan asked with some curiosity.
"That's a skinny monkey who doesn't have the heart to appreciate art." Xiao Qi smiled and said, "Boss, let's put on a show for you and your brothers!" ”
Xiao Qi said and clicked on a music, and then Xiao Hachi stood behind him, a somewhat funny music sounded, and the two of them began an exaggerated performance!
"What is this?" Zhang Fan showed a look of surprise on his face when he saw their performance, which reminded him of the group that was a smash hit on the earth network at the beginning, the boy who was behind him.
In 09, the Houshe Boys became popular on the Internet at a very fast speed, and their exaggerated expressions and funny performances attracted a large number of audiences.
And at this moment, the style of the seven or eight people is almost exactly the same as that of the boy in the back house.
"Hold a grass, is it really okay for you two thirty-year-old men to be so funny?"
"Interesting, I just like such brainless funny, looking at your expressions as if you can't pull out!"
The tourists below watched their performance speechlessly, but they still felt a little interesting, and the singing was very good, very funny.
"Hey, how's the boss? Look at us so handsome, we should be able to join the fr guild, it won't lower the appearance level of our guild male anchors, if compared with the thin monkey wolf warrior, it can also improve the appearance of the fr guild male anchors! Xiao Qi said with a smile.
"Then let me ask the brothers who are here, what do you think of them? Can you become an oiran who is loved by thousands of people? ”
"Yes boss, I like to be old and charming, and I can 3.p, so let them join the fr guild!"
"Agree, boss, although they can't improve the appearance of the male anchor of the fr guild, they can increase the age of the male anchor, this can be had!"
The following tourists and fans have supported them, and it is still very interesting to watch their performances, and they can be fully covered.
"Seven-eight, thank you for this group of prostitutes. Guest, when they go to your live broadcast room in the future, they will serve well. Zhang Fan said with a smile.
"Oye, thank you boss, thank you brothers, we must broadcast live, uncle in the room, welcome to our live broadcast room to play, click on our attention!" Speaking of the back, the voices of the two of them rose up, and there was a vomiting expression on the public screen.
Zhang Fan smiled: "By the way, the two of you quickly changed your name, it's okay to call it Xiaoqi Xiaoba, but don't use the combination of seven or eight in the name of the combination, just call it Chopsticks Brothers!" ”
"Chopsticks brothers? Okay boss, although we have become thinner, we have obviously become harder! Xiao Qida said with a smile!
"Huh?" At this time, Zhang Fan suddenly saw an advertisement popping up on the computer, with a hesitant look on his face, and then asked them: "Little Seven Little Eight, why don't you two participate in the talent show when you two sing so well?" If you participate in the singer competition, you should be able to get good results, right? ”
"Hehe, boss, we have participated in a lot of talent shows, but at most we are in the top 100, although we sing well, but we look old and ugly, now these drafts they need the kind of young and beautiful stars who can attract fans, we are not qualified." Xiao Qi's face was a little gloomy and he said.
"That's it, these current talent shows, all the guys and beauties who can go to the end are handsome guys and beauties, and appearance is still very important, like I don't have to pay at all when I go out to eat!"
"Upstairs you're out begging, right?"
"There are unspoken rules on the talent show, the last time I went to participate in the talent show, it turned out that more than a dozen female directors wanted to uncover the rules for me, I was angry at the time, and agreed to them without hesitation, but the special thing, I got a mouth ulcer and was forced to withdraw from the competition!"
"It's good to lick upstairs, remember to use Gynecology next time, wash and wash it is healthier!"
"Alas, this world is still a world of faces!" Zhang Fan shook his head helplessly: "After all, not everyone like me who has passed the planet-level ISO9001 handsome guy system certification has it!" ”
"Hang. Condole. Da, boss, I won't tell you that I've been certified for years. ”
"Boss, I know that your planet-level ISO9002 animal certification has also passed!"
"Haha, Xiaoqi, Xiaoba, you go to participate in Xunteng Entertainment's super singing, this time I will support you, I will chat with you privately after the live broadcast of specific things!" (To be continued.) )