Chapter 227: Help
Ling Han needed his perverted master to help him, so he also answered the old cigarette stick's question honestly: "Yes, she made a special trip to our country to find me." Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć info "Seriously, Ling Han didn't know how to deal with this demon-like yin-yang girl, although he was able to deal with the ever-changing demon fox with ease, but he was stunned by the yin-yang girl, and when he remembered what the yin-yang girl said to him at that time, it made Ling Han feel difficult to deal with this demon-like girl.
Now that the dialogue relationship between the old cigarette stick and Ling Han has been transposed again, it is not that Ling Han has been teasing the old cigarette stick, but that the old cigarette stick has made fun of Ling Han. This pair of master and apprentice is a pair of living treasures, they have to pinch each other when they meet, and they have to be funny for a while if they don't even make a phone call.
The old cigarette stick teased Ling Han and said, "Boy, aren't you very good at fighting?" What's wrong? Scared? It's okay, there are also things you are afraid of. However, I have never been able to figure it out, why didn't she kill you? ā
Ling Han has always missed the carefree days in the small mountain village in the west, which was very pleasant. One of the lessons is to gag with the old cigarette stick to pass the boring days. Although their grandfather and grandson lived a very poor life, the happy time was unforgettable.
Therefore, although he was very depressed, he still had to patiently answer his strange master's question: "Hey, old man, what you say is too unlevel, pure nonsense." You can figure it out if you think about it with your pig brain. If she kills me, will I still be able to talk to you on the phone? Really. ā
"Oh, I didn't think about it, it's true, if you're already hanging, why will you still answer my call?" The old cigarette stick didn't pay attention to Ling Han's ridicule this time, he also knew that the question he had just asked was indeed saltless and tasteless, and he was too idiotic to ask.
The old cigarette stick then answered Ling Han's question seriously: "Last time you called me to ask if the scar on the face of the Yin Yang Girl was completely healed?" To be honest, I don't know the specifics, really, I didn't lie to you. Because she left this small mountain village after she came here to be healed by me, I don't know if the herbs I have prepared have any effect or how good they are. ā
When Ling Han heard this, his bullshit master didn't know whether his herbs had any effect or not, he thought to himself that this matter was serious, and he was really startled: "Hey, old man, don't you need to fool me like this, right?" Don't you always brag about how good you are? Why are you not even sure about yourself this time, I don't know if the scar on the face of the Yin-Yang Girl has been healed? ā
Seeing that his words were interrupted by this stinky boy, the old cigarette stick was in a very unhappy mood, so he said a lesson to Ling Han: "Hey, you are such a big person, why are you still so unbreathable?" What are you anxious about, you don't understand any politeness, you actually interrupted me, it's too lacking in tutors. The old cigarette stick scolded again: "But now I can conclude that the scar on the face of the Yin-Yang Girl should be almost better." Otherwise, she would have come to me for a second or third time, and she has not been seen since. ā
"Really? You can't lie to me. ā
"Of course, don't you stinky boy believe in Lao Tzu's ability? If nothing else, this should be the case. Otherwise, according to her personality, she will let you go so easily, maybe she would have killed you kid a long time ago. You think you're capable, but you're only masochistic in front of her, I guess she has to really deal with you, you kid don't know how many times you've died, how can you still have a chance to be alive? ā
The old cigarette stick analyzed seriously, don't say that his analysis is quite reasonable. If you follow the Yin Yang Girl's anti-heaven skills, it is not a problem to clean up a Ling Han at all.
Ling Han had already approved of the old cigarette stick's analysis in his heart, and knew that with his vicious eyes, it seemed that he would not be distracted. He had completely believed the old cigarette stick's speculation, and he knew the immutable principle of the Yin-Yang Maiden, and she was unceremoniously hunting down all those in the world who were lucky enough to see her true face. Ling Han was the only one who saw her true face and was still alive in the world, if it wasn't for the old cigarette stick helping him, maybe the Yin Yang Girl would have come to the door and killed herself.
Although Ling Han recognized the analysis of the old cigarette stick in his heart, he was still unconvinced: "No, right? That yin-yang girl is really a freak, I can't beat her, I haven't tried against her yet, maybe I will win or lose. Old man, how can you grow the morale of others and destroy your own prestige. ā
The old cigarette stick was very disdainful of his practice of dying to save face, and he despised Ling Han and said, ", what kind of apprentice did I take?" A guy with low eyes, an idiot who doesn't know the height of the sky. What kind of character do you think you are, Xiaoqiang who can't be killed? With your little ability, it's more than enough to deal with those ruffians. But when you meet a master like Yin-Yang Girl, you only have to die, and you still talk shamelessly, I really don't know what you think. Just be arrogant, don't let me collect your body. ā
Ling Han's old face turned red and red, he really didn't know what good he could get by the old cigarette stick so hard to damage himself. When this news spreads, isn't it still a slap in the face? He didn't agree with the old cigarette stick's contempt for his kung fu, if his ability was just to deal with the ruffians, he would be nothing but a little shrimp. Then there are too few such small shrimps in the world, right? I didn't take it down by myself in the first few tasks, but I have fought with many masters of perverted skills, and I haven't asked for a real chapter from them, and none of them are bad seeds, all of them are hard bones, and they are not so easy to gnaw down. If you don't do it well, your own little life will not be guaranteed, and it will not be the slightest false thing, and you have to fight hard and destroy them alive, so that you can escape from a desperate situation.
If he is just a rookie in the martial arts world, then the vast majority of people in this world who know kung fu are not even rookies. Ling Han was still quite confident in his own kung fu because he had a perverted master. How many people like him have such superb miraculous skills? Ling Han had already guessed in his heart that there were no martial arts masters in the world who could win against the old cigarette sticks, but they should be a handful, and they would not be as everywhere as those peddlers and pawns running all over the ground.
Although Ling Han didn't pay much attention to the Yin Yang Girl's martial arts, he was still very jealous of her martial arts. Therefore, he still wanted to know how powerful the Yin-Yang Girl was, so he asked the old cigarette pole: "Old man, tell me, how high is the martial arts of this Yin-Yang Girl?" Maybe I'm going to fight her hard, and I really don't have any chance of winning? ā
The old cigarette stick completely shattered the illusion in Ling Han's heart with one sentence, and he said unceremoniously: "Hmph! Don't be under any illusions, I'll tell you, if you compete with a yin-yang girl, you won't have the slightest chance of winning her. ā
The old cigarette stick continued to hit Ling Han's luck mentality: "Let me make an analogy with you, if the strength of the Yin and Yang Girl is worth one hundred, you can count it to fifty at most is the limit, think about how much higher she is than you, it's like an adult wants to clean up a child who can't even run on the road, do you still have a chance to beat her?" ā
"Is it really that scary? Compared to her, the gap is so big? Old man, the apprentice you teach like this, even a girl is so bad? Do you think you have a light on your face? ā
Ling Han suddenly thought of a very realistic question, this yin and yang girl was so powerful, then her master's Siberian lone wolf's kung fu was not simple. I don't have the slightest chance of winning a yin and yang girl, how can I compete with a lone wolf in Siberia? There are few people in this world who can fight with her in this yin and yang girl's kung fu. The Siberian lone wolf has no one who can walk through a fighting style under him, and he still needs to go to Siberia? It wasn't for nothing, it made Ling Han suddenly feel that he was more than lucky.
So he couldn't help but ask the old cigarette stick: "Old man, since this yin and yang girl is so powerful, isn't her master Siberian lone wolf even more powerful?" What kind of force should his kung fu be worth? Isn't that terrifying? I'm afraid no one in this world can defeat this monster like him, right? ā
"That guy is a super monster, nothing strange. As for the fact that there is no one in this world who can defeat him, I really haven't heard of it. The old cigarette stick also seemed to be very jealous of this Siberian lone wolf, and his words were full of jealousy of the Siberian lone wolf.
Ling Han heard something from the old cigarette stick's words, but he couldn't get it for sure, so he asked curiously, "What's wrong?" Old man, are you familiar with the Siberian lone wolf? Have you dealt with each other? ā
The old cigarette stick didn't seem to want to talk about this topic, and he didn't bother to say: "I don't have any friendship with him, and I can't talk about being familiar with him, but, according to what I compared just now with the force value of the Yin Yang Girl, your force value is pitifully low, and the force value of the Siberian lone wolf is even more perverted in front of you, at least there should be more than three hundred force values, are you very perverted to such a person?" ā
The old cigarette stick didn't expect Ling Han to mention this old antique all of a sudden, so he was surprised: "What's wrong?" Why did you get into this evil spirit? Otherwise, you ask him what this monster is for? ā
Ling Han is now calling the lone wolf in Siberia, there is no way at all, he can only take one step at a time. Therefore, his expression was very low: "How could you provoke him, it was also a few days ago that the Yin-Yang Girl suddenly found me, and she brought a letter saying that the Siberian lone wolf wanted to see me, and I was limited to go to Siberia in one month at the latest, otherwise, my little life would be miserable." Ling Han was already in no mood to ridicule the old cigarette stick at this time, he had no time to protect himself, how could he have the leisure to grind his teeth with the old cigarette stick?