Chapter 27: Under the Bed
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Jiahe under the bright moon is quiet, noisy, and even terrifying.
said that she was quiet, because of the emerald lake and Tianning Pavilion in the city...... Everywhere in the park, the shadows of the trees are swaying, the lights are lit, the insects are chirping, and the night is dyed like ink.
To say that she is noisy and even terrifying, you only need to come to the screw alley next to Wanqing Road, and take a look at the dark alley, under the blue and white fluorescent lamps in the Shikumen, three men and one woman, calling their fathers and mothers, into a pot of porridge.
"Let it go!"
Like a hungry, red-eyed, scrawny lion clinging to a bison with shiny fur and brute strength, the swordfish roared and pulled at the fat cat's fat hand.
But the fat cat is like a black wolf, viciously biting a fat goat, opening its mouth wide, turning in circles, and hugging Lucy with pear blossoms and rain.
Lucy, who was already powerless to resist, cried out bitterly, clenching her arms to protect a pair of breasts. The messy hair swayed from side to side, hoping to dodge the wolf's steel teeth. Qianqian Yuzu lost her center of gravity and kicked indiscriminately, one of her red high heels slipped to the bottom of the table, the other rolled to the wall, and the red kun bag was also thrown aside.
Yafu scolded for his bad luck, struggled out of bed, staggered a few steps and rushed over, helping the swordfish to pull the howling fat cat away, and pressed it the cot.
The three men fell on the bed, full of force, and the scene was spectacular. Slow to say that a small bed is embarrassing and heavy, it can't withstand much tossing, and there is a risk of collapse at any time; Let's say that the sheets and bedding flew for a while, and the books and clothes fell off one after another, like dumplings in a hurry to get off the pot, and it was lively for a while.
"Fat cat! Wake me up, you kid! ”
The swordfish punched more than a dozen punches in a row, raining down on the fat big mouth and belly.
The fat cat is still "whining and whining", grinning and hideous. In the process of pulling, Yafu seemed to see that his eye circles had turned dark and black, a pair of white eyes were shining, and his bones were rolling straight up!
How can in the blink of an eye, a warm Humpty Dumpty man turn into the appearance of a devil?
Don't? This and that?
Before he could think about it, the fat cat screamed again, suddenly bowed, flicked his strength, and actually broke free of his hands, tightly pinched the ear and neck of the knife fish, and shook his head violently, opening his mouth to bite it.
At the last moment, a blue shadow swept by, but it was Lucy who flew up with her bare jade feet, knelt on one knee on the side of the bed, and held up the red Kun bag with both hands - the bottles and cans of cosmetics inside, all kinds of colorful cards and coupons, all kinds of keys, and the key to the large string of copper coins and a dozen silver oceans sent by the uncle in the afternoon, all of which were forgotten to be sorted out, and stuffed in the bag - aimed at the fat head and big ears, and smashed it hard!
This smash is sturdy, because the "rich connotation" in the bag is no less than a brick. The fat cat was suddenly smashed and let go of the swordfish.
However, this smash was also like "the last straw that broke the camel's back", because of too much force, the small bed finally could not support it, and it fell apart and collapsed to the ground.
If it's just a bed collapse, it's not a big deal, it's still usable to re-prop it up and tinker with it, but it's a big deal to get a new one. But the bigger problem is that as the small bed fell apart, the upper bed board and the lower stone slab couldn't bear it, and broke like a gypsum board, and collapsed down with a "boom", raising a puff of gray smoke.
The bed collapsed? Yes, collapsed.
The slate also collapsed? Yes, it collapsed too.
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(Passerby A: That's not right!) Why did Yafu sleep on it for half a month, but it happened to collapse now? Author: The reasons are very simple: first, there are many people, the weight is heavy, and men and women are fighting and tossing. Two, it's hard to say. Passerby A: Why can't you say? Author: Read on. )
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I don't know if it was because of the weight of the people, or if there was a problem with the bed board and the stone slab itself, or both, Yafu and the others were wrapped in gravel, wooden boards, sheets, bedding, pillows, cushions, books, stinky trousers, and torn socks, all of which fell down, and rolled down a slope like a meat bun, and finally stopped on a flat ground.
Almost everyone was wrapped in a sheet, or pillows, clothes, etc., and they were embarrassed. The fat cat was pressed to the bottom, silent, and next to Yao and the swordfish, but Lucy was not around.
Under his body was soft, fluffy, but cold, like a layer of cushions, and the black rumbling couldn't tell whether it was hair or grass. Because of this layer of foreshadowing, it was not bruised.
The knife fish touched it, and the phone was still there, but fortunately it was habitually put into the trouser pocket just now. He asked Yafu to tear a sheet and tie up the fat cat - this fat guy made Lao Tzu suffer a lot, so he didn't bother to wake him up, and turned on his mobile phone flashlight to look around, while shouting his name to find Lucy.
There is no signal on the phone, and I don't know how deep it is. Looking up, there is a stone flat roof, about two or three meters high, densely packed with gray chisel marks. The hole in the collapse is no longer visible, and it is estimated that the slope is not a straight line, but a curve.
The mat under his feet was shiny and shiny, like fur, hair, and palm silk, but it was certainly not grass.
Looking ahead, there was a white shadow lying quietly not far away, looking at the concave and convex curves, but like a woman.
"Lucy!"
The swordfish shouted, pulled out its legs and rushed over, completely ignoring the debris on the ground, and immediately tripped twice and almost fell.
Yafu also turned on his mobile phone, but unfortunately the battery was low, and he was reluctant to use a flashlight, so he was willing to use the light of the screen to stare at the fat cat whose hands and feet were tied like a dead pig, while paying attention to the situation on the side of the knife fish.
The light was dim, and it was blurry and indistinct.
Seeing the light and shadow swaying, the swordfish had already squatted down, reached out to remove the white cloth covering Lucy's face, and scolded in his heart: This old master is really sloppy! How long has this sheet not been washed? It stinks! Stinking! Stinking......
Before I finished scolding in my heart, my hand bounced back like an electric shock!
What the hell!
The white cloth is uncovered, where is Lucy? It's a rotting corpse with deep holes in its eyes and a foul-smelling corpse!
At the same time, a ghostly howl pierced the silent darkness......
The swordfish gasped and turned its head back, but tripped over the debris under his feet, and the mobile phone was thrown far away, falling to the ground, and it lit up.
As soon as Yafu saw that something was wrong, he immediately abandoned the fat cat and rushed over, snatching the knifefish that scared his legs and the mobile phone.
Frightened, the female corpse wrapped in white cloth - judging by the shape of the body for the time being, it was a female corpse, and sat up straight, and there was a strange clicking sound in the mutilated mouth.
Both Yao and Swordfish were so frightened that their hair stood on end, and they couldn't help but hug each other.
Another high-pitched ghostly howl pierced the dark air around it.
The female corpse seemed to have found the two of them, clicked and twisted the rotten head, suddenly screamed, spread her fingers like eagle claws, and crawled over this way.
What else can I do now but turn around and run away! However, this cave is surrounded by smooth and hard stone walls, where to escape! Moreover, there is an unconscious fat cat lying behind him, even if this kid is hugging and biting like crazy just now, but before the reason is clear, he still can't be thrown away.
These thoughts flashed like flint lightning in their heads, and it barely took 0.01 seconds for their hands and feet to subconsciously kick wildly, and the two of them retreated to the fat cat. This is the last line of defense of the "Friendship Boat"!
When he was at a loss for what to do, he saw that the extremely sharp female corpse suddenly stopped crawling, and at the same time, the sound of metal hitting behind the thing sounded, and the tinkling was endless.
As soon as the light shone, on the pipa bone behind the female corpse's shoulder, two wrist-thick black iron shackles were shining, and there was a ring at the other end, nailed into the stone wall. But after this violent pull, the iron chain was straightened, and many stone chips were shaken down from the fixed place.
The female corpse roared, stretched out its ghost claws and grabbed it all the way, but it was pulled by the iron chain and couldn't go any further, only half a foot away from Yafu and the others!
The so-called close and thrilling is probably nothing more than that. Because the distance was too close, the terrifying stench of the female corpse rushed like a river, causing the two of them to retch. Yao, in particular, is still a fresh wounded. His upper abdomen tightened, and the back of his head was filled with a heart-rending pain, and the 52-degree Fengming Special Brew was mixed with various digestive substances, forming a gray-yellow gastric juice full of wine, and high-pressure water rushed out of his throat like a dragon. Coincidentally, impartiality hit the grimace right in the face - "whoop", the female corpse screamed and retreated, and the deep-eyed skull sneered and burned a hole, throwing out a lot of black and yellow slime.
Yafu and the swordfish were both stunned, both surprised and delighted, could it be that this ghost thing is afraid of alcohol?
It is said that alcohol has the effect of dehydration, so it is often used in medicine to disinfect and sterilize, but I didn't expect to play a miraculous role in exorcism and ghost removal today, and I knew that I should have poured a few more large cups just now.
Luckily escaped, neither of them dared to be careless, and hurriedly dragged the dead fat cat, retreating to the corner on the other side of the cave amid the screams of the female corpse. The female corpse screamed again, grabbed two handfuls of air, and then died down and escaped into the darkness.
"Damn, old master, yes! Dare to love you, this house is a special devil's concentration camp! After calming down for a moment, the knife fish returned to a cynical tone, wiped a handful of white sweat on the thin skull, and teased with a wry smile.
Even if it were someone else, it was estimated that there would be a large wave of barrage complaints - who let you hide a three-eyed and long-tongued monster and a large group of green insects in your yard, and there will be skinned blood rats in the house on a regular basis, and even under the bed, there is a mysterious hole in the ground, in which there is a rancid female zongzi who can eat people! Also, the fat cat who died suddenly came up and is still unconscious; My lovely partner, Lucy, has been abducted somewhere......
Sadly, even the tenant Yafu can't explain these magical and strange conditions. He, like the swordfish, is now trapped in a hole in the ground, and his face is full of confusion. The wound on the back of the head just now didn't care about it because there was a bigger crisis, but now that the situation is a little better, the pain is immediately magnified like an awl. Touching the bandage on his head, he also said with a wry smile:
"Well, I'm unlucky enough to get home. When I was a child, my family said that I was extremely yin, and it was easy to provoke those things, so I should be careful.
"It's not talked about in school, you all know it. But I've always thought that even if there are so-called ghosts, elves, monsters, and the like, I won't do anything wrong, and I'll be fine. This is also true after graduation.
"Like you just saw, blood rats, green beetles, blue-faced monsters...... At first, I was really scared, and I pondered and searched for the reason for a long time, even if it was a barely able reason, but nothing, alas......
"If you can't explain it, the best thing to do is not to explain it.
"Including those weird dreams I've been having, the paintings above. Every time, I can see the colors of the four corners, and even those strange lines and symbols are clear. But as soon as he got to the middle of it, he woke up.
"So, it's all unfinished. Only once, it was complete, just that full of 'yellow' dreams.
Perhaps, colors are related to people's moods, people's moods, minds, and hearts. This, it seems to have been talked about in school, and there is also a special class, called "Color Psychology", right?
"But who can really understand our world?"
"It's useless to fix this, it's important to find a way out." The swordfish turned on the flashlight of the mobile phone again, and shone up and down the stone wall, intending to find a breakthrough or a secret door mechanism. Yafu wiped the corners of his mouth, and also turned on his phone to look up, but his scalp was numb again.
He saw a white-brushed, round face, smiling at himself!