After bidding farewell to Sun Wukong, Tang Seng continued to travel west alone. Not long after the pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info, even Yin Yue had not returned, he pulled the reins in surprise and drove the white horse to stop.

After carefully looking at the crying and crying on the road in front of the two eyes, he looked grief-stricken, and almost didn't write on his face "Come and ask me what's going on, come and ask me what's going on", Tang Seng thought about it, turned over and dismounted, and then took out a peach that he hadn't eaten yesterday from his luggage, and he sat on the side, while gnawing on the peach, while happily watching the 'old man' cry.

For Tang Seng to play his cards so unreasonably, not only Jia couldn't help but grin and raise his cat whiskers, but even the grief-stricken 'old man' couldn't help but stop crying.

Wow, what a good acting! In the exclamation of Tang Seng who ate peaches and watched the play, the 'old man'

Wiping the tears on his face with the brocade robe in his hand, he scolded Tang Seng dissatisfiedly: "What's the matter with you, a monk? Have you never learned how to respect the elderly? Seeing the old man here, I was sad, not only did I not hurry up to ask for comfort, but sat there eating peaches and watching the play, is there still a little bit of virtue that a monk should have? ”

"Virtue, what's that? Can you eat like a peach? Raising his eyebrows in surprise, and then happily taking a bite of the peach, Tang Seng had to eliminate the attitude of schadenfreude in the stern gaze of the 'old man', he waved his hand, and said reluctantly: "Okay, okay, may I ask what unfortunate thing happened to you to be sad here alone?" ”

Although he was still very dissatisfied with Tang Seng's completely unqualified attitude, the purpose of the 'old man' was just to let him talk, and since he had now spoken with interest, the 'old man' also temporarily put away the dissatisfaction in his heart.

Holding the brocade robe in his hand and the flower hat on the brocade robe, the 'old man' was about to speak, but Tang Seng took a step forward and opened his mouth: "By the way, it just so happens that I'm not in a good mood right now, you hurry up and tell me about your bad luck to make me happy." ”

Old man: "......"

The words that I just wanted to say instantly choked in my throat. The old man almost choked to death for Tang Seng's extremely bad words. What do you mean I'm not in a good mood right now, you hurry up and tell me about your bad luck to make me happy,

Damn it! Don't say it's to the old people who should be respected and are still sad, even to ordinary people shouldn't say such things, right?

The old man - Guanyin swears! If it weren't for the fact that this guy in front of her was particularly hand-picked, and even the new person who replaced the original scripture taker Jin Chanzi reincarnated was not hesitant to take out the new scripture learner, she would definitely take out the jade net bottle and then beat him to death with willow branches!

Taking a deep breath, relying on years of qi cultivation kung fu, Master Guanyin barely suppressed the anger in her heart, but even so, she couldn't continue her previous role - the main thing is that it is useless to continue acting, this guy in front of him must have seen something, otherwise he would never say such a bad thing to a really sad old man with the knowledge of him in Chang'an.

With a flick of his body, with the white light shining, the old man who was still hunched over just now turned into a Suluo white dress in the blink of an eye, stepping on white clouds, holding a jade bottle, eyes like Venus, a face like heaven, red lips, black hair hanging down the waist, pinching orchid fingers, a peerless woman with a kissy temperament.

Not surprised by the appearance of Guanyin at all, nor moved by Guanyin's beauty, he casually gnawed the peach that had not been eaten, Tang Seng pouted: "An old man suddenly appeared in the barren mountains and mountains, and I knew that it must be you who are pretending." ”

The eyebrows jumped slightly, and Master Guanyin tried his best to maintain a kind expression: "The poor monk has already said that the poor monk is famous, and the great compassion of Putuo Mountain in the South China Sea saves the suffering and saves the Guanyin Bodhisattva." ”

"Who can remember such a long name?" Waving his hand and throwing away the leftover fruit core in his hand, Tang Seng cut out: "And there is hair, fake bald donkey!" ”

Guanyin: "......"

The eyebrows jumped obviously, and Guanyin forced a smile: "The poor monk is famous, the great mercy and compassion Guanyin Bodhisattva!" ”

"It's too long to remember the names." Just as he didn't notice Guanyin's strengthened tone, Tang Seng turned his head impatiently: "Hurry up, what's the matter with your fake monk suddenly appearing this time?" Wouldn't it be because he felt that it was too easy for the uncle to learn from the experience, and he wanted to cause me any trouble? ”

Speaking of this, glancing at Guanyin, who was jumping wildly for some reason, Tang Seng suddenly became vigilant: "Tell you that this name is long and smelly, or a nun with long hair, no way!" If you dare to cause me any more trouble, be careful that the uncle picks on me! ”

Amitabha, Amitabha, Amitabha, calm, calm, must be calm. Tang Seng opened a fake bald donkey, closed a fake monk, and finally came to mock his name with a long and smelly mouth, Guanyin recited the Buddha name in his heart, and then told himself to be calm, so he finally held back the anger in his heart, and did not use willow branches to kill the girl.

I don't want to be angry with many tongues, Guanyin is expressionless: "The poor monk is famous, Guanyin." ”

"I can't hear it~" Digging out his ears, Tang Seng whistled and pretended to look at the scenery.

Guanyin: "......"

Angry, the brocade clothes and flower hat in his hand smashed at Tang Seng, in Jia's surprised gaze, Guanyin shouted angrily: "The poor monk said, the poor monk is famous, and the South China Sea Guanyin !! ”

Take a good look at the scenery, but inexplicably Guanyin was confused with brocade clothes, Tang Seng suddenly became angry: "Uncle also said, the name is too long to remember!" ”

Again and again, being treated by Tang Seng with such a bad attitude, Guanyin couldn't help but cold his face: "Actually talking to a poor monk like this, you mortal think that you are a person who learns scriptures, and the poor monk can let you bully?" If you dare to be so rude, be careful that the poor monk desperately disobeys the instructions of Rulai, in exchange for the original golden cicada, and will also send you to hell! ”

"Come on, come on, just when you're tired, if you have the ability, send your uncle to the other side for tea! Tell you, learning from the scriptures is something that you know is very troublesome when you hear it, and the uncle doesn't want to do it yet! As soon as the brocade robe in his hand fell to the ground, Tang Seng jumped up and pointed at Guanyin and scolded: "I was expecting to have a peaceful birthday in Chang'an for a few more years, but you guy inexplicably asked me to get some Western Heavenly Scripture!" Damn, uncle, I'm not a monk, why does this kind of trouble fall on the uncle!? That's it, the uncle should play far away, but you still don't give up, saying that there are difficulties on the way to learn the scriptures and go through ninety-nine eighty-one difficulties! ”

"Enough of you! It's just a preach, so much trouble? Do you think you can't show your strength if you don't do this? Enough is enough, hey! Obviously, I couldn't fly from Lingshan to Chang'an for half a cup of tea, but I was asked to walk 108,000 miles with my legs, and I tried my best to get scriptures for you. ”

"And last time, how much water did you put in your brain? I refuse to bring scriptures by myself, but I have the leisure time to let what Liuding Liujia, Wufang Jiedi, Sizhi Gongcao, and Eighteen Guardian Jialan follow me, since they are all so idle, why don't they let them go to learn the scriptures, why do you look for me? ”

"In the end, it's you and the girl of Tai Bai Xing, what can't you say to your face, and the gods are high? Pretending to be a ghost, thinking that I won't recognize you if you change your appearance? Just kidding! Uncle is so useless, he was already eaten by that stupid cat as dinner when he met Yinyue! ”

was pointed at by Tang Seng and scolded for a while, Guanyin not only did not get more angry, but on the contrary, the anger accumulated before because of his rudeness disappeared wonderfully. Because what Tang Seng said was all true. After a moment of silence, she shook her head: "It is Rulai's order to let Your Excellency replace the golden cicada as the person who learns the scriptures, and the poor monk is just ordered to act, I am very sorry." ”

"Isn't this kind of attitude enough? The gods are high, heh, I don't eat that! ”

Guanyin's attitude softened, and Tang Seng's tone was obviously loosened a lot. is not a person who likes to make trouble unreasonably and welcomes people with a bad face, if he hadn't been inexplicably selected to be a person to learn from the scriptures for so long, during which those immortals still pretended to be ghosts and seemed to play him as an idiot, Tang Seng would not be so popular this time.

He waved his hand: "Forget it, since I promised you to learn the scriptures, I will not break the contract at will, as long as you don't pretend to be a ghost and tease me as an idiot in the future, I don't bother to bother with the fake nun with your long and smelly name, let's say, what are you doing this time?" ”

Regarding Tang Seng's malicious name for herself, Guanyin chose to endure this time, changing her previous attitude towards Tang Seng, she bowed her head and said gently: "It's not a big deal, but I heard that some time ago, you will protect you from the scriptures of the six Ding Liujia, the five sides of the truth, the four Gong Cao, and the eighteen guardians Jialan retreated, so the poor monk came to see what was going on today." She pointed to the brocade hat on the ground: "By the way, I'll send you something." ”

"Isn't it the right thing to ask?" Bending down to pick up something on the ground, Tang Seng said angrily: "It's nothing, it's just that one person is used to it." And I'm not some shameless guy, let them follow all the way, isn't it possible that I have to be watched by them even in the shower? This kind of thing is still avoided, it's enough to have a verbose ghost, and if there are a lot of people I don't know, do I want to live? So for the sake of Ansheng, I let those guys go. ”

Tang Seng's explanation made Guanyin smile bitterly: "Is that all? Liuding Liujia, Wufang Jiedi, Four Career Gong Cao, and Eighteen Guardian Jialan They were specially sent to protect you to take the Western Scriptures, just because they felt that it was unnatural to be followed by them, they drank them back, and they were not afraid of not being protected by them, when did they fall into the mouth of the demon? ”

Tang Seng rolled his eyes: "What's there to be afraid of, isn't there Yinyue by my side?" ”

"The White Tiger...... Alas, that's it, who made you the one to learn the scriptures, since you like it, then be like this. ”

can't say that Yinyue is useless in front of Tang Seng, and he is the kind of guy who has a personality and does not obey discipline, so he shook his head and breathed, and Guanyin acquiesced to Tang Seng's statement that he didn't want the gods to protect him and learn scriptures.

If you don't acquiesce, you can't help it, is it hard to stop? Don't be kidding, just look at the situation where Tang Seng dared to point at her nose just now and know that he is not the kind of person who is submissive. If you force it...... Oh, maybe he'll really stop picking on it when he will! In addition, it was indeed a little apologetic to force Tang Seng, who was supposed to be an outsider, to learn the scriptures, so Guanyin put up with it.

Anyway, those Dharma protectors left, and there were four people on the way to Tang Seng as apprentices to protect him...... No, what about Monkey King?!

Nan Wu Amitabha Buddha, chanting the Buddha's name in his heart, Guanyin looked at Tang Seng who was alone with the horse, and suddenly had an ominous premonition in his heart.

Maintaining the demeanor that a fairy should have, she quietly glanced at the vicinity with her peripheral eyes, but still did not find any trace of Sun Wukong, so the ominous premonition was even stronger.

Originally, I thought that Sun Wukong was not by Tang Seng's side because she was naughty and running around, but now I suddenly felt that it didn't seem to be.

"Amitabha, Tang Seng, can you tell the poor monk, where is Sun Wukong?"

"Monkey King? Oh, I let her go. ”

“…… Ha?! ”

"Why are you surprised?" Tilting his head to look at Guanyin, who was hurriedly supporting his chin and trying to maintain his fairy demeanor, Tang Seng shrugged his shoulders easily: "The monkey said that she likes to see the scenery, so I asked her to see the scenery, don't come back to learn from me." ”

“…… You're sick in the head! After holding it for a long time, he couldn't help but feel excited in his heart, and Guanyin couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth.

Don't say that the Bodhisattva shouldn't be foul-mouthed, please, the Buddha also has three points of fire, not to mention that she is not a Buddha yet, she is a Bodhisattva!

"Liuding Liujia and they forget it, but the poor monk finally arranged for Sun Wukong to escort you to the western sky, and actually let her go because she likes to see the scenery for this nonsense reason, do you think you can bring down the tiger, and there is a white tiger next to you is very powerful? Just with that white tiger that only opened its wisdom and can only barely be regarded as a little demon, do you really want to be eaten by monsters on the way to learn the scriptures? ”

"Hey, what you said is really similar to what Sun Wukong said at the beginning." Glancing at Guanyin in surprise, Tang Seng shook his head indifferently: "It doesn't matter what it's doing so much, life and death are life and wealth, if there are monsters that can eat me, I'll let them come." ”

Looking at Tang Seng's chic posture of letting the sky fall apart and my breeze was light, Guanyin was surprised to appreciate that mortals had such a mind, and he couldn't help but have an urge to take a willow branch to kill him.

Guanyin hated iron and said: "If you don't cherish your life, you have to be brave, can it be that you really regret it when you think of dying?" You're sick in the head! ”

"I don't regret it...... Okay, don't look at me with that, I'll be honest with you. ”

Unable to resist Guanyin's hatred of iron and steel, and hatred of Tang Seng for not taking the eyes of an apprentice, Tang Seng responded and raised his hands to make a surrender.

Since Guanyin is not bullying people with power, Tang Seng is not interested in having a hard top with her: "The reason why I let Sun Wukong go is just because I don't think she is suitable to take the Western Scriptures with me." It's okay to say that human life is like dung, but her heart is not on learning scriptures at all. Ten hours out of twelve hours a day go around to spread joy by yourself, and if you don't go on the road with me by my side, you can't even compare to Yinyue, what is such an apprentice going to do? It's better to let her go and do what she wants to do as soon as possible. ”

Sun Wukong slaughtered a few robbers and felt that the concept was not harmonious, so he drove her away? This is actually not the truth that Tang Seng drank and ordered Sun Wukong to leave, the real reason is that he is now talking to Guanyin. Originally, the apprentice should have followed him, so that he could go out and carry the black pot in case of trouble...... No, it's just to die.

The master carries the black pot, and the apprentice is sent to death, this sentence is true! But look at Sun Wukong, if you can't do this, you can't even accompany Tang Seng!

One or two hours a day is fine, but ten out of twelve hours a day are not there! Let such a Monkey King protect Tang monks to take the Western Scriptures? If you don't even accompany you, can you still count on her to protect? Ha! No kidding!

Guanyin was stunned: "You say...... Sun Wukong didn't accompany you to the West Heaven at all? ”

"There is a companion, at least she came back on time during dinner, probably because my craftsmanship is too good, she is reluctant."

made a joke, Tang Seng smiled lightly: "Forget it, since she doesn't have the heart to learn from the scriptures, I won't force it, I'm a person who is afraid of trouble, and it's not my style to force others." ”

"Is that so?" Finally understood the reason why Tang Seng let Sun Wukong leave, Guanyin pondered for a moment, and then pointed to the flower hat in his hand: "That's it, it's not okay if there is no one to protect the scripture, and the poor monk will call the left monkey back, and you remember to let her put on the golden hoop when the time comes." The poor monk will pass you a mantra again, and if she dares to run around and not protect you to learn the scriptures, you will use the mantra, so that she will be obedient. ”

After that, Guanyin, who was in a hurry to find Sun Wukong, didn't have the heart to stay, so he left the mantra and rode the auspicious clouds to break through the sky.

"Hey, hey......" wanted to shout Guanyin, but he didn't expect her to slip faster than a rabbit, Tang Seng was depressed, looking at the things in his hand, he muttered: "Don't you understand?" Uncle doesn't like to force people, tighten the spell, what is this kind of thing for me? ”

Muttering dissatisfied, Tang Seng tidied up his things and led the horse to travel again.

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