299. Fortune telling
"My mom got married when she was seventeen, so she looks younger. People say we're sisters. Shin Shin said cutely.
"Oh, it's no wonder." The middle-aged man answered.
God has scolded the eighteen generations of the middle-aged man's ancestors, and your good business has been disturbed by you.
"But my sister Xiaoli is still single." Xinxin said again, the meaning is self-explanatory.
Xiaoli glared at Xinxin, but Xinxin pretended not to see it, waiting to see a good show.
After Xinxin's reminder, the middle-aged man glanced at Xiao Li a few more times. A very good girl, just a little shorter, baby-faced, looks like seventeen or eighteen years old, and has the potential to be a junior.
"Xiaoli is right! Then I'll give you this watch. ”
Xiao Li really likes this watch, "It's not good, right?" ”
The middle-aged man smiled and saw hope. The middle-aged man used a similar technique to catch many girls in the road.
"What's so bad about it? A good watch with a beauty. Just when I give you a gift. ”
"But I can't afford it!"
"I'm talking about sending, not selling! The market price of this watch is about 500,000 yuan, and I will return it to the owner at the original price. The man approached Xiaoli as he spoke, "Raise your hand, and I'll put it on for you." ”
Yaya and Shin Shin were stunned.
"I'll wear it myself."
Xiao Li took the watch from the middle-aged man's hand and put it on her wrist very quickly.
"Tut, I think this watch is tailor-made for you, Xiaoli. What do you think? Do you like it? ”
"Thank you, I like it very much. I'm really going out to meet a nobleman. ”
On the edge of East Lake, Erdan hugged Xiaoqing and kissed it to his heart's content. From time to time, there are people walking by the small lake, and it has long been strange.
After kissing for about ten minutes, the second egg finally got enough of it, smashed it, smashed it, and didn't let go of the saliva at the corner of his mouth.
Shamelessness has to have a degree!!
"Let's go, let's eat." Erdan said.
"I want you to carry me."
The second egg smiled, instead of carrying it, it was better to hug it.
"Ah, what are you going to do?"
Erdan moved quickly, stopped his waist and hugged Xiaoqing.
There are few people in the villa area, Xiaoqing has no pressure, but it is different when you get out of the villa area, and people come and go.
The more he hugged the second egg, the more energetic he became, and he walked vigorously. Xiaoqing is only more than ninety pounds, and the body of the second egg is like no weight.
"Erdan, put me down quickly! So many people are watching. Xiaoqing said shyly, her face was on Erdan's chest, embarrassed to see everyone.
"I'm holding my woman, what's wrong, and there's no shame."
"Love, I'll never let you hug you next time."
"Just enjoy it."
Xiaoqing really enjoys it, it's the first time to be held by a man like this, it feels very down-to-earth and warm, and you don't have to think about anything.
"If only you could hold me forever." Xiaoqing pouted and said suddenly, a little sad.
"Don't worry, as long as I can hold it, I will keep holding it."
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God smiled happily, and business came.
Xiao Li sat on a small stool that God had given her, and a middle-aged man stood behind him.
Xiao Li just put Lang Qin on her wrist, if she would never want it, she just wanted to satisfy her vanity. After wearing it for less than half a minute, Xiaoli took off the watch and returned it to the middle-aged man. But the middle-aged man ate Ding Xiaoli, and he didn't want to ask for it, and he shouted to invite him to dinner.
Lang Qin is still in Xiaoli's hands, it's all caused by vanity!
Xiaoli wanted to tell a fortune, and the middle-aged man followed.
"I'm an iron-mouthed god, and I've never been a runner since my debut. I only tell fortunes to those who are sincere, and if I am not sincere, I will not work. I don't know how sincere you are here, Miss Lu Dao? Shen Xuan squinted and said.
"Ten percent." Xiaoli said immediately.
"Well, I can also see that caution is 10% sincere. Fortune-telling is a breakthrough in the sky, and I want to break the longevity of the yang, so I only show ten people a day. Miss, you are very coincidental today, and you are my last guest. ”
"Yes, that's great. I want to see marriage, you can show me. ”
"I still have a rule for divination, give money first and then calculate the hexagram. One hangs a hundred yuan, I think the young lady should pay the money first! The god still squinted.
One hangs a hundred yuan, you rob the money! Other people's hexagrams are two or five yuan, whether it is good or not. But it's no wonder that people are "gods", and no matter how much money they collect, it's not too much.
"A hundred? That's too much! Xiao Li said a little unhappily.
"I think it's better to forget it!" Yaya said, "A hundred yuan is too expensive, and we look down on it." People only charge a few dollars for fortune telling. ”
God was immediately angry, "What this young lady said is too unpleasant. It's one thing to have more money and less money, but it's another thing to calculate it accurately. If I'm not right, you can get the money back. ”
The middle-aged man looked impatient, of course he couldn't shrink the money.
"I have just a hundred yuan here, so you can give this young lady a hexagram! I'll see if you're right. If not, I'll smash your stall. The middle-aged man threw a hundred-dollar bill directly into the stall.
Shensuan took the money in his hand and rubbed it, the texture was very good, it was true.
"This boss, the money is from you, I'll give you a hexagram first!" Shen Xuan put the money in his pocket and said, "The old man saw that your face was flushed, and you must have paid a lot of peach blossom luck recently." As everyone knows, if the peach blossom is too prosperous, it will become a peach blossom disaster. I'm afraid you're going to have bad luck. Look at your nostrils exposed, this is a sign of wealth. And your seal hall is black, I am afraid that there will be a disaster of blood and light. The old man pinched his fingers and calculated, your three phases will be fulfilled at this moment today. The Bloodlight Plague should be right in front of you! The old man kindly reminded you that it's still too late to leave quickly. ”
The god counted at the middle-aged man a few times, and when he spoke, he smiled, and there was no god calculation at all!
Isn't it worthless for God to say that? The middle-aged man's face turned blue with anger, if it weren't for Xiaoli's sister being here, it would not be impossible to set up a stall.
"You can eat indiscriminately, and you can talk indiscriminately. You say that I have the appearance of scattering wealth, I scatter your sister's wealth, and the few stocks I bought have soared, and the money I earn can kill you. You said I was destined to commit a peach blossom, and I believe that I met a beautiful girlfriend tonight. You said I had a bloodlight disaster, and it came true right now. If it doesn't come true, I'll see how you end. ”
Xiaoli heard that the middle-aged man called her his girlfriend, and she wanted to die.
The god smiled and said, "Don't worry, don't worry, it will be fulfilled soon." ”
"Sister, look, the tigress is coming." Xinxin shook Yaya's arm and said.
Yaya looked up, I'll take a look, a "biao-shaped aunt" has approached, and she is still 1.7 meters tall, but the two elephant legs and a belly of fat are probably no less than one hundred and forty pounds.
"Biao-shaped aunt" is getting closer and closer, carrying many shopping bags in one hand and newly bought high-heeled leather shoes in the other, coming with a vigorous momentum, obviously rushing towards a middle-aged man.
Not to mention, the biao-shaped aunt and the middle-aged man really have husband and wife, both of them are forty years old.
The middle-aged man has his back on his back, so he doesn't know what to do.
It may be that the middle-aged man felt the murderous aura coming from behind him, and turned his head suddenly. I only heard a loud "pop", and the hard heel of the high-heeled leather shoes in the hand of the "biao-shaped aunt" smashed into the middle-aged man's head, and his head broke and bled in an instant.
"Fan Tong, you stinky and shameless, the old lady will give you food and live for you, and you are still fucking stealing fish outside. If the old lady doesn't beat you to death, she will leave you when she goes home. ”
"Biao Aunt" is extremely fast, maybe she usually exercises a lot, and she uses her strength very much. Although the middle-aged man reacted quickly, he was still beaten three times.
Run, hurry. The biao-shaped aunt scolded while running, and the middle-aged man ran faster than a rabbit, and he didn't even want a Mercedes-Benz car.
"Aunt Biaoxing" is a rich second generation, and the family has a lot of money to spend. Middle-aged men are inadequate, that is, upside down.
In these years, the man who inserted the door upside down still shed a lot of tears!!
It's no wonder that the middle-aged man is stealing outside, and he has a tigress at home, or a huge ugly tigress, and no one can stand it! The middle-aged man was definitely a suave lord when he was young, which is also the reason why the rich "biao-shaped aunt" took a fancy to him.
Just now, "Aunt Biao" was shopping with a few friends, so she saw the scene just now.
Xiao Li hurriedly stood up, still holding the middle-aged man's Lang piano watch in her hand. There are more than 500,000 famous watches, it's not appropriate to keep them yourself, right!?
Yaya's mouth opened wide in shock, the gods really didn't cover it.
"God counts, you said that the man's life was the peach blossom catastrophe, I believed it, said that he had a bloody disaster, and I also saw it. But you say that he scatters money, I can't see it! Yaya said to the gods, I can't fully believe you yet.
Shen Xuan smiled, "Look what this young lady is holding in her hand." ”
Xiaoli is holding a famous watch in her hand, needless to say, God said that the middle-aged man's wealth has also been fulfilled.
"Xiaoli, why didn't you return this watch?"
"It's too late! He ran faster than a rabbit. Xiaoli pouted and said, in fact, she was happy in her heart.
"Ill-gotten wealth is like flowing water, and it cannot be obtained for long. What you have taken advantage of today will cost you more than you gain tomorrow on the other side. God said.
"Ahh So what can I do? Xiaoli asked eagerly, and the snickering turned into panic.
"The old man can solve it for you."
"Then you can give me a melt."
"I didn't see your sincerity."
Xiaoli didn't say a word, took out her wallet, and took out five hundred-yuan bills at once.
500 yuan for 500,000 yuan, it's worth it!
"Is 500 dollars enough? Not enough for me to give it to you. Xiaoli looked like she was bleeding profusely.
Yaya and Xinxin also squatted down in front of the stall and watched with interest. If Yaya never believed in fortune-telling before, now she does. The hand that the god just revealed, you can't believe it.
Yaya also decided, and when Xiaoli is finished, she will also let God calculate it for herself, well, even if it is marriage.