Zhang Xiaofan is a little funny, Huo Dun, this guy, his brain is a little short-circuited. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

No wonder I was able to say that kind of thing before the game, even if I really suspected that someone else had a problem, it was impossible to call it out at this time, and a sentence came out, I am the first, which is obviously not to lose.

On the field, the most despicable thing is not the penultimate one, but the person who loses but does not dare to admit that he lost.

Of course, Huo Dun's second place in the group is full of gold, and it can be said that he has steadily advanced to the quarterfinals. But for the proud him, not winning the first place in the group means failure, not to mention Zhang Xiaofan, who finally completed the overtake, is still the one he bombarded as a clown before the game.

Zhang Xiaofan heard the low taunts of the athletes around him, I'm afraid this Huo Dun resents himself even more, I hope you don't provoke me again, otherwise the final will only make you more ugly.

It's all him, it's all this Zhang Xiaofan, otherwise how could I be so humiliated.

The cheers and screams around should all belong to me, you snatched it, and now only the sound of mockery remains.

Huo Dun gritted his teeth, looked at Zhang Xiaofan's back with a fierce gaze, and gritted his teeth with hatred.

The ridicule around him finally calmed him down, and saying that Zhang Xiaofan took medicine on this occasion would only make people look down on him, just like these people next to him.

No, I didn't lose, and if I hadn't sprinted late, he wouldn't have been able to catch up with me.

Huo Dun thought that when he just saw Zhang Xiaofan catching up, he turned back three times in a row, not only forgetting to accelerate, but wasting a lot of time, if it weren't for this, Zhang Xiaofan would never have overtaken him.

Thinking of this, Huo Dun chased after him.

……

"Haha, I'm laughing to death, Zhang Xiaofan said it, I'm cheating, Huo Dun, hurry up and complain about me!"

"Horton: Referee, Zhang Xiaofan is hanging, expel him quickly, I am the first."

"Referee: your legs, you think you're playing a game."

Zhang Xiaofan's response simply broke through the sky. Ahem, I really want to know how Zhang Xiaofan came up with such a response. ”

"Can't afford to lose? Slapped in the face by seconds. ”

"No, why is this kind of slap in the face, I keep laughing when I see it."

"Did I tell you I opened a plug-in, do you believe it? This will definitely become an Internet buzzword, it turns out that Zhang Xiaofan is not only the god of basketball, but also a joker. ”

"Joker +1."

"There is a problem with everyone's attention, shouldn't we pay attention to Zhang Xiaofan now and won the first place in the group! This is a safe advance to the final of the 400 freestyle. Even if I play basketball so well, even swimming is so good, I really don't know what to say. ”

Many netizens on the Internet, all in different communities, frantically complained about the scene just now in the Olympic arena, Zhang Xiaofan's response made everyone laugh for a moment, and there was a special pleasure of slapping the face.

Why does such a simple sentence sound so cool?

……

Zhang Xiaofan walked to the sidelines, and the reporter who interviewed Huo Dun before the game greeted him.

"Congratulations to you Zhang Xiaofan for achieving such good results, and he is also the first in the group."

The reporter in front of him is very charming, but Zhang Xiaofan has no good impression of the guy, I am afraid that the world is not chaotic, but he must not be tricked by her appearance, otherwise, just like that Huo Dun, he will spray everything outward, then wait to be scolded.

Zhang Xiaofan nodded, "Thank you." ”

"In yesterday's men's basketball game, you won a god, and you swam such a good result in swimming today, I don't know how you did it."

"I just said this, I'm hanging." Zhang Xiaofan said with a smile.

Cluck.

The reporter laughed, "Zhang Xiaofan, your joke is really interesting, I think he was dying of anger just now, so the next question." ”

"In the pre-game interview, Huo Dun said that you are a clown, and at the end of the game just now, he also said that you took medicine, I don't know what you think about this problem? Is there anything to say to Huo Dun? ”

Sure enough, Zhang Xiaofan had long expected that this reporter would definitely ask this question with the smell of gunpowder.

On such occasions, be sure to show your cultivation and generosity.

Zhang Xiaofan smiled faintly, looking indifferent, "If a game doesn't smell of gunpowder, then how boring it should be, maybe he is just for entertainment and creating topics, I understand and don't care." As long as I can swim my strength, that's enough. ”

As soon as Zhang Xiaofan's words were finished, Huo Dun rushed up from behind and shouted at Zhang Xiaofan.

"Zhang Xiaofan, you think that if you win the first place in the group, you are very powerful, but in fact, I didn't use all my strength at all."

The reporter was still a little disappointed, but Zhang Xiaofan didn't say anything excessive.

Now Huo Dun suddenly rushed out, making her eyes light up, "Mr. Huo Dun, so you still hide your strength, right?" ”

"Yes, it's just a preliminary round, I don't have to play at my full strength. You know, I've swam more than 3 minutes and 41 seconds this year. Huo Dun said with a smug smile, "I have long set my sights on the finals, if you watch the competition carefully, you should be able to see that I actually started to sprint until the last 30 meters or so, if I sprint at 50 meters, the results will be better than this, but I didn't do this, I don't care about the ranking in the preliminaries." ”

The meaning of his words is obvious, some people set their goal in the preliminaries, so they won the first place.

"Zhang Xiaofan doesn't know what you think of Huo Dun's words?" The reporter's face was even more happy, this Huo Dun was really a topic of conversation, and he was provoking both inside and outside his words.

"I think the Olympics may not be able to be held, and the Rio Olympics Organizing Committee is estimated to go bankrupt." Zhang Xiaofan smiled.

"What do you mean?" The journalist did not understand.

"Because if you set a goal, you can get the first place! How many gold medals are needed for that. ”

"That's not what I meant." Huo Dun originally wanted to make Zhang Xiaofan ugly, but he didn't expect this guy to give such an explanation.

Zhang Xiaofan asked suspiciously, "Then what do you mean by that?" ”

"I mean...... I...... The gold medal must be mine. Huo Dun gritted his teeth and said.

"Isn't that what you mean?"

"You ......" Huo Dun was about to go crazy, he really couldn't figure out how to explain it.

Zhang Xiaofan smiled, "If the interview is over, I will leave first, I will still have a business today." ”

After speaking, Zhang Xiaofan turned around and walked directly towards the exit, leaving only Huo Dun, who gritted his teeth with hatred and didn't know how to respond.

……

"Zhang Xiaofan predicted that the Rio Olympics would go bankrupt, why? 》

"Why can't the Olympics go on"

"Rio cried because there were too many gold medals to be issued"

"Zhang Xiaofan revealed why he was so strong, because he opened a plug-in. 》

"Which one is stronger? Rio Olympics Zhang Xiaofan! 》

For a time, various news appeared on websites and newspapers, and below the news were countless comments.

"I'm going to go to the Olympics, and the Rio Olympics Organizing Committee is going bankrupt! Because the goal of all athletes is to win a gold medal. ”

"I'll do it too."

"I think Zhang Xiaofan can go to the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, but I can't laugh to death."

"This girl, she jumped out and let Zhang Xiaofan slap her face, and there is no one else."

"Why do I suddenly feel that Huo Dun is so pitiful."

"Poor fart, it's all self-inflicted."

"May I ask where Zhang Xiaofan bought the plug-in, I also want to buy one."

"+1 for the same question."

“+2”