Chapter 16: The Donkey's Big Tongue

The seat that should have belonged to him was sitting at the moment a tall man, with two thick arms on the table, which was just over a foot long, with his head resting on his arms, and he was snoring in sleep. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Looking at the black tattoo on the man's thick arm, Luo Xiaobai couldn't help frowning, stepped forward and pushed the sleeping man, and said coldly: "Hey! Brothers! You've taken my land! ”

The man wiped his wet mouth, slowly raised his head, looked at Luo Xiaobai sleepily, and said coldly: "Get out!" Stay where it's cool! ”

What surprised Luo Xiaobai was that this man actually had a seventeen or eighteen-year-old baby face, a thick beard on his face, and a pair of thick exaggerated broom eyebrows that made this person a little vicious, and the most exaggerated thing was that he turned out to be a big tongue, a big tongue full of Northeast dialect.

Luo Xiaobai was actually angry, and the man seemed to hear Luo Xiaobai's forcible chuckle, raised his head and said angrily: "What are you laughing at?" Gai Xiao's brain, give you a fart, and the melon is cut. ”

"You straighten your tongue before you talk to me, I can't understand your dialect!" Luo Xiaobai said with a smile.

When the big tongue heard this, he became angry, and said in a loud voice, "Try it!" ”

"Lao Tzu said you have a big tongue!" Luo Xiaobai said bluntly.

The man was angry, and he stood up and grabbed the collar on Luo Xiaobai's chest, what kind of character is Luo Xiaobai? Since he dares to provoke, he is sure to clean up this guy. I saw that his whole body did not move, his eyes stared at the man in front of him, and just when the man's big hand was about to grab his collar, a slender and white hand suddenly appeared in the man's sight, and when he reacted, his middle finger was easily grasped by Luo Xiaobai.

Luo Xiaobai gently shook outward, and the man immediately screamed in pain, and followed Luo Xiaobai's strength and body to the back exaggeratedly.

"Convincing or not?" Luo Xiaobai asked coldly.

The man grinned in pain, but he still shouted loudly: "Lao Tzu is not convinced!" If you have the ability, let's fight openly! ”

As soon as Luo Xiaobai let go, the man fell on the seat with a clatter, rubbing his sore fingers, and staring at Luo Xiaobai coldly, suddenly he took advantage of Luo Xiaobai's inattention, raised his foot and kicked Luo Xiaobai's crotch, Luo Xiaobai jumped lightly, and clamped his legs hard and directly sandwiched the man's calf between his knees, and he didn't see how hard he worked, but the man was in a cold sweat, and his face was red for a while.

Finally, the man couldn't hold on anymore and said, "Okay! I'm convinced! You sit inside, I'll sit outside. ”

Luo Xiaobai smiled slightly, let go of his legs, and the man hurriedly pulled his legs back as if he had been amnestied, rubbing them vigorously, screaming in pain.

Sitting by the window, feeling the cool breeze blowing outside the window, his mood suddenly felt a lot more relaxed, but Luo Xiaobai was sleepy at the moment, not because of the short episode just now, but because he really felt an inexplicable yin qi in the previous carriage, what was there hidden there? I was able to hide from myself with extrasensory abilities.

"That! Little brother! Are you a warrior monk from Shaolin Temple? Eighteen Arhats? The rather joyful Northeast version of the big tongue suddenly asked on the side.

Luo Xiaobai glanced back at this burly man with a childish face, thinking to himself how could there be such a cheeky person in this world, he was still speaking ill of each other just now, but now he was close to him.

"I'm a Taoist." Luo Xiaobai said lightly.

"Oh, it must be from Wudang Mountain, right?" The man asked.

Luo Xiaobai really didn't get tired of it, so he nodded. The man said again: "I donkey Shun admires you the most for being a hidden master, you see our arms, this tattoo, domineering?" I'll find someone to get you one when I go back, it's always overbearing. ”

At this time, Luo Xiaobai turned his head, looked at this man with interest, and asked, "What's the matter?" Your surname is Donkey? Called the donkey to Shun? It's a new name, and it's the first time I've heard of it. ”

"Lu!" The man took a deep breath and said with difficulty: "Lu Xiaolong's Lu! ”

Luo Xiaobai suddenly realized, it turned out that this guy was surnamed Li, but his name also sounded very interesting, Li Shun, Luo Xiaobai couldn't help but secretly think that this might be his father when he named him, hoping that he could straighten his tongue when he spoke, so he took a Shun.

He pretended to realize, "Oh! Li Shushun! This name is also quite poetic, and it is a cultural person to name you! ”

The man blinked, his face flushed, wiped the cold sweat vigorously, and repeated: "Donkey Shun!" ”

Luo Xiaobai smiled and nodded, and said, "Hello Li Shushun!" My name is Luo Xiaobai. ”

The man finally couldn't bear it anymore, his eyes widened, and it seemed that he was about to do it again, but he suddenly remembered Luo Xiaobai's mysterious methods, and swallowed his anger again: "Donkey Shun!" ”

Luo Xiaobai innocently looked at this sweaty man with a ruddy face, and said again: "Hello! Donkey smooth! ”

Finally, the man stood up suddenly, so frightened that Luo Xiaobai hurriedly stretched out his hand to seal it, and his whole body was covered with a faint blue light, which was difficult for ordinary people to find at all.

Then he found that he had mistakenly blamed the donkey for smoothing it out, and saw the man take out a large suitcase from the luggage rack on his head, and take out a travel bag from the box, and in a short time he turned out a piece of paper, a piece of paper with a steel seal.

Luo Xiaobai's eyes couldn't help but widen, and he looked up again at this man who looked like he was in his thirties, and was shocked. Because he also has an identical piece of paper, that admission letter from Guicheng University.

The man slapped the notice on the table with a snap, pointed to the name on it and repeated: "Donkey Shun!" ”

Luo Xiaobai raised his eyes and couldn't help but laugh dumbly, only to see that it said Li Yushun, admit you to the folklore major of the Department of Sociology of our school......

"Oh, it turns out that your name is Li Yushun!" Luo Xiaobai wiped a cold sweat.

The man nodded with satisfaction and said, "Yes! Donkey smooth! ”

Luo Xiaobai heard it with a black line on his face, and couldn't help but think of a more apt nickname, donkey big tongue! He casually asked, "What's the matter?" You also went to Guida to report for duty? Look at your face is a little mature! ”

The donkey's big tongue was not angry, scratched his head embarrassedly, and took out a bottle of liquor from the box, as well as mustard, ham sausage, and instant noodles, so the two of them drank the bottle of liquor after a while with a bucket of instant noodles.

Through chatting, I learned that this donkey's big tongue is also a northeasterner, belonging to a straightforward person, in fact, he is a little too straightforward, and he has become a veritable stunned young two hundred and five, his family is very good, there is a father of the authority, through nepotism to find someone to enter Guicheng University, he is practicing triathlon in school, so his body is as strong as a cow.

After three rounds of drinking, both of them were dizzy, and the scene in front of them began to blur, and they couldn't help but feel fluttering.

The donkey's big tongue took out a few more cans of beer from the box, and pulled off the pull ring with a thud, at this moment, Luo Xiaobai suddenly felt a gust of wind blowing, goosebumps erupted all over his body, he suddenly opened his hazy drunken eyes, and stared closely at the corridor in front of him......