Last night, the talisman was drawn until more than two o'clock, but today it was only five o'clock, and Murong Wan'er whipped Zhang Ling up. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"What are you doing, big sister, what time is it?"

"Call the master, stop talking nonsense, get up and go to the back mountain for a run!" As she spoke, Murong Wan'er gave Zhang Ling another whip.

Syllable!

Yes!

"This girl is really perverted and savage, when I succeed in my studies one day and surpass you, I will torture you every night in the same way!" Zhang Ling muttered quietly as he ran.

"Waste wood apprentice, what are you muttering about?" Murong Wan'er floated behind Zhang Ling and asked.

"Oh, master, your belly pocket seems to be worn backwards, and it is all on your back."

"What?" Murong Wan'er's face turned red, and she hurriedly lowered her head to check her body, and then shouted: "Waste wood apprentice, you actually dare to lie to the master, see that I don't smoke to death." ”

With Murong Wan'er's roar, the sound of whipping sounded behind her.

Bang bang, bang bang, bang bang!

"I rub, what kind of sound, why is it so similar to the plot in an island movie?" Zhang Ling clearly heard such a sound coming from the grass in front of him, which was mixed with the girl's comfortable moaning.

"Apprentice, what's wrong?" Murong Wan'er also heard this voice, and then asked Zhang Ling with a red face.

"What, in vain, son? Cut, call me an apprentice, you have to take advantage of me and call me an apprentice, one day I want you to cry and call me dad. Zhang Ling began to fantasize again.

The voice in front of him became more and more obvious, and Zhang Ling seemed to have heard words such as force, force.

"I'm rubbing, which villager is so emotional, and he ran to the back mountain early in the morning to put ****, which is still domestic." Zhang Ling muttered in his mouth, and then pushed aside the grass, only to see a scene that made him almost spurt out a nosebleed.

I saw a man and a woman posing in a shameful posture behind the grass, and the man was still frantically impacting at this time, and he didn't notice anyone watching at all.

The two men's clothes were thrown aside, and there were several balls of toilet paper, all wet with dew.

Could it be that this pair of dog men and women fought in the field all night? This early in the morning suddenly had a feeling, so the war again?

"I'll rub, I'll play." Zhang Ling looked at the two swaying bodies, how to look at it and how it felt familiar.

After the two of them were tired of playing and changed their positions, Zhang Ling saw that the man was Erniu, and the woman was the village chief's little daughter-in-law in her twenties!

"Damn, this Erniu actually cuckolded the village chief, it's quite capable." Zhang Ling couldn't help but admire Erniu.

"In vain...... Apprentice, what are the two of them doing? Murong Wan'er asked with a blushing face.

"What? I can't see it myself. Zhang Ling replied angrily.

"No....... I won't look at it, and you won't be allowed to look at it. With that, Murong Wan'er forcibly dragged Zhang Ling away.

This is Zhang Ling's first time watching a live broadcast, and it's called an excitement. If it weren't for the female ghost master who kept whipping him from behind, he didn't know what he would have done.

Unconsciously, a week has passed, Zhang Ling's body has become stronger than the devil under this kind of training that is more devilish than the devil, and Murong Wan'er will give him some small pills to eat every morning and night, Zhang Ling feels that he has developed again......

Of course, these days, Zhang Ling has also seen Erniu cheating with the village chief's daughter-in-law in the back mountain.

Until one night, Er Niu brought an old man with thief eyebrows and mouse eyes to find Zhang Ling and asked him to give him calligraphy and paintings.

Zhang Ling took out the calligraphy and painting and spread it out on the bed, the old man took a magnifying glass and looked at it carefully, and then kept smacking his lips and shouting: "It's a good painting, it's at least a thousand years old, and it's so intact, it's rare." ”

Hearing the old man say this, Erniu's eyes were about to glow.

"Sir, how much will this painting sell for?" Erniu asked with squinted eyes.

The old man touched his beard and said that depending on the age of this painting, whether it was from a famous artist or not, it would be worth at least more than one million.

When Erniu heard this, he immediately clapped his hands together, and almost didn't jump up.

I saw Er Niu running to Zhang Ling's side, patting him on the shoulder and saying, "Brother, thanks to you for bringing this painting out this time, give it to me now, I will definitely pay for you when I say your tuition." ”

"Ah, apprentice, are you really going to give him this painting? Then you will lose mine too. Murong Wan'er looked at Zhang Ling with red eyes.

Zhang Ling's heart suddenly felt as uncomfortable as turning over the river and the sea, he snatched the calligraphy and painting, and then looked at the big-shouldered and round Erniu and said: "Brother Erniu, can you leave this calligraphy and painting to me, then you don't want to pay the tuition." ”

Erniu was stunned for a moment, and then said with a smile: "Zhang Ling, what are you kidding, what about this million, how can I tell you that I will give it to you." After speaking, Er Niu went to snatch the calligraphy and painting in Zhang Ling's hand.

Zhang Ling was reluctant to let go, but the two cattle were in a hurry.

Zhang Ling roared, saying that the more than one million yuan was a big deal to come out by himself, and when he earned money in the future, he would definitely pay it back.

Erniu smiled again, and then pointed at Zhang Ling and scolded: "You kid doesn't pee and take pictures, just like you, what year and month do you have to wait until you can earn a million?" ”

After speaking, Erniu's efforts to seize calligraphy and painting were even greater.

"Brother Erniu, please."

"Don't fuck nonsense, I really think I'm a character, let go of Lao Tzu." Saying that, Erniu gave Zhang Ling a kick.

Zhang Ling was holding calligraphy and painting, and at this time, Zhang Ling's grandmother hurriedly came from outside and hurriedly asked what was wrong.

When Erniu saw the old man coming back, he spat directly at Zhang Ling, and shouted in his mouth: "Boy, let me tell you, I will come again tomorrow, if you don't hand over the calligraphy and paintings, don't blame Lao Tzu for breaking your legs and then burning your house." ”

"Zhang Ling, why didn't you do it just now, with your current physique, you should be able to kill that big man very easily." Murong Wan'er asked, she saw that Zhang Ling was desperate to protect herself just now, and she was actually very moved in her heart.

"Hehe, I was still called a brother just now, as soon as I heard that this calligraphy and painting was worth a million, I immediately changed my face, human nature." Zhang Ling comforted her grandmother a few words, and then locked herself in the room to practice drawing talismans.

The next morning, when Zhang Ling came back from running in the back mountain, he heard someone in the village shouting that another bachelor in the village had died, and even his body had been squeezed dry.

"The body is drained, is it because the kidneys are overdrawn?"

Zhang Ling's heart was suddenly puzzled, and then he ran to the bachelor's house to take a look, only to find out where the kidney was overdrawn, it was clearly that the female ghost had sucked the yang energy dry, and the whole body was only skinned and wrapped in bones, and there was toilet paper used to wipe semen at the head of the bed, I don't know how many times I came last night.!

The village is not very big, but there are many strange things today, even the village chief's family has an accident.

I saw that the eldest girl and little daughter-in-law in the village all ran to the village chief's house to see the excitement, and the old village chief sat in the courtyard of the house with a blue nose and swollen face, and scolded in his mouth: "Okay, you are a second cow, I have watched you grow up since I was a child, and I actually snatched your aunt to your construction site early in the morning, and beat me, what a king and eight calves, I fuck your grandmother......"

Later, Zhang Ling asked and understood, it turned out that it was early this morning, and the two cows rushed to the village chief's house as if they had fallen into an evil spirit, and then picked up the village chief's daughter-in-law and ran out.

When the neighbors of the village chief's house heard the movement, they hurriedly came out to stop them, but the two cows were like crazy, knocking over several young men in a row, and then running all the way towards the construction site in the mountains with the village chief's daughter-in-law in their arms.

I don't know who came to say that these two cows are really kind, and they blatantly cuckolded the village chief, I don't know if the village chief's daughter-in-law resisted.

As a result, an eight-year-old girl in the village chief's neighbor's house shook her head and said, "It doesn't seem to be, I saw the village chief's aunt being held by Brother Erniu and laughing all the time, and the laughter was terrible." ”

"It's definitely a lewd smile, and this pair of dog men and women will really seek thrills." Zhang Ling said with a sigh.

"Oh no, that woman is weird. Zhang Ling, you hurry up and bring a few drawn spirit runes, and then quickly run to the construction site on the mountain, I'm afraid it's too late. Murong Wan'er urged.