Chapter 118: I'm Dirt, I'm Turtle, I'm Proud
"Master, you're dressed so handsomely, it's not good!"
At noon the next day, Kang Ping complained about the master's dress. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
"How do I wear it?" Lai Hao asked.
"We're going undercover, you have to dress a little dirty, you look like you're short of money." Kang Ping raised his schoolbag and said proudly: "I have all the equipment ready, and I will definitely blind your eyes." ”
"Got it, I'll go back and look for old clothes."
On Saturday, June 25th, the 500 bowls of noodles closed at 12:50 p.m.
According to the agreement between Kang Ping and that Uncle Wei, the master and apprentice had to sell their kidneys this afternoon.
Lai Hao is very concerned about this task, and can get 500 positive energy points by completing this task.
And the smart chip shows that this sudden task of [refusing to cheat kidneys] belongs to a chivalrous battle!
Lai Hao took Kangping home and rummaged through the cabinets in the bedroom.
He found a pair of gray pants that he hadn't worn for more than half a year, these pants picked up cheaply from the stall, they were so ugly, and a person as thrifty as the chef didn't dare to wear them a second time since he wore them the first time.
Then he turned out an old gray T-shirt, this dress Lai Hao used to wear to play football, and after kicking, he used this cotton T-shirt as a towel to wipe his sweat, and after washing it a few times, there were already miserable signs.
Then he went to find an old pair of shoes that he was ready to throw away, and packed them from head to toe.
Su Yuyan opened the door and saw the appearance of the chef, and was startled: "Chef, are you going to participate in the 'Turtle Challenge'?" ”
"Do you feel the smell of a turtle too? That's good! Lai Hao breathed a sigh of relief.
Su Yuyan was stunned: "What do you want to do, dress like this?" ”
"Kangping and I are going to participate in the "I Soil, My Turtle, I Proud" challenge, and we won a thousand yuan in prize money." Come to the chef to talk nonsense, this operation, the police asked not to disclose the news.
"Is there really such a competition?" Su Yuyan was defeated: "Eldest sister really doesn't understand the world of you post-95s and post-00s, come to chef, you were originally very mature in my mind, but now your impression score has been reduced by 10 points, do you know?" ”
Lai Hao smiled and said nothing.
"You don't have to fight so hard to pay off your debts, do you?" Su Yuyan looked at Lai Hao's dress, and said with some sadness: "Isn't it just a thousand yuan bonus, as for you to make yourself like this?" Xiaomeng would be very sad if she knew. ”
"Don't let Meng know." Lai Hao quickly changed the topic: "Just tell me, can I win the championship like this?" ”
"I'll see the hanging." Su Yuyan looked at Lai Hao from head to toe and commented: "Your aura is too strong, no matter what you wear, you can't hide your cold temperament, anyone with a little vision can see that you are like a firefly in the night......"
"Stop." Lai Hao was full of black lines: "Sister, I'm in a hurry, will you praise me another day?" ”
"I'm serious!" Su Yuyan was very angry: "I didn't have time to clean up after cooking yesterday, you go to the kitchen to wipe some oil smoke and cover up your momentum, and it looks more like a turtle." ”
Lai Hao was greatly inspired, and ran to the kitchen to grab the oil stains and rub them on his body for a while.
After a while, he looked more like a turtle.
As soon as he saw Kang Ping who came out of the bathroom after changing his clothes, Lai Hao was defeated.
At that moment, he had only one thought: he lost under the ......
Kangping was wearing a white T-shirt covered in dirt, which looked like a gray T-shirt.
I don't know how long it took to wash that pair of ripped jeans, detoxifying and nourishing under the scorching sun.
"Kangping, you went into the toilet, it stinks!"
Su Yuyan held her nose and took several steps back.
Lai Hao was very satisfied: "Young man, you have a very good set, let's go!" ”
Seeing the two bear children go downstairs in a hurry, the hot mom seriously suspected that she couldn't keep up with the times.
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Outside the community, Ling Siqing and several colleagues wore plain clothes and looked forward to it.
As soon as she looked at the dress of the master and Kang Ping, Ling Siqing gave a thumbs up: "Good job, so professional!" ”
When the two approached, Officer Ling couldn't praise: "Dizzy, haven't you two washed your clothes for a few years?" ”
Several of the other officers were also dizzy and almost fainted.
Then several people looked at a middle-aged plainclothes in unison, showing pity.
"Brother Li, thank you for your hard work!" Ling Siqing also glanced at the middle-aged Brother Li sympathetically, and said to Lai Hao: "You two will sit in Brother Li's car later, and just treat him as a Didi driver." I'll take someone along the way to keep you safe. ”
"Do you need a bugging device or something?" Kang Ping said curiously.
"No, just keep your phone on." Ling Siqing did a good job of preparation, and said, "In case the suspect tells you to turn off your phone, don't worry, I will definitely follow you." ”
The two sat in a white Hyundai pretending to be Didi, Brother Li just turned on the air conditioner and opened the window again, and his expression was about to cry: "Still don't turn on the air conditioner, let's blow the wind first." ”
After a while, Kangping's phone rang.
"Xiao Zhuo, are you ready?" Uncle Wei on the phone was very enthusiastic.
"I'll wait for you for a long time, and I won't go to the ink again." Kang Ping said arrogantly.
"Bear child, I don't have any patience at all." Uncle Wei changed the subject: "Is that high school student with you?" ”
"He was impatient to wait, and wanted to go to the Internet café to cool off first." Kangping's routines are becoming more and more proficient.
When Uncle Wei heard this, he was anxious: "Don't, you come to Chaotianmen, I'll wait for you." ”
"I don't have any money, you send a hundred red envelopes on WeChat first, and I'll make a Didi." Kang Ping repeats his old tricks.
"I don't have WeChat, you take a taxi over, and I'll give you money when it arrives." Uncle Wei is very cautious.
"In case I'm here and you're not there, the driver won't kill me?" Kangping didn't buy it.
"No, I'll give you another 50 to spend, that's all right?" Uncle Wei retreated.
"That's pretty much it." Kang Ping accepted it when he saw it.
Brother Li started the vehicle and headed towards his destination.
Ling Siqing confirmed the location of the joint and arranged for her colleagues to go to Chaotianmen to step on the spot first.
Then she and the two drove a nondescript blue van at the same time, keeping up with the white Hyundai.
Arriving at the ground, Kangping waved at an uncle in the car window.
The uncle was wearing a sunhat and looked quite upright, giving people a sense of harmony.
Looking at this Uncle Wei, Lai Hao was very emotional, and sure enough, liars would not write the word "liar" on their faces.
If he hadn't known the inside story in advance, Lai Hao would have regarded the other party as a warm-hearted uncle next door.
Uncle Wei paid the fare for the two of them, and looked carefully at the two turtle bear children who got out of the car, looking overjoyed and secretly relieved. These two bear children are dressed as if they have eight words engraved on their bodies: I am short of money, I want to sell my kidneys!
Lowering the brim of his hat, Uncle Wei took the two turtle bear children for a walk, walked into a tattered black van on the corner of the street, and drove to an unknown place.
Half an hour later, the black bread stopped on a remote roadside.
There was a car parked not far away, and three men with a rather Jianghu atmosphere stepped out of the car.
(To be continued.) )