Chapter 3: The First Space-Time Transaction
If you want to say why Wang Gang dares to say such a big thing, it is because buddy has a space-time trading system Well, there are thousands of planes, there is always one suitable for you. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info Isn't this just when the car was locked, Wang Gang used his mind to communicate with the space-time trading system.
It reads, "Hey, is there anyone?" "The space-time trading system is not responding, and the "buddy wake up" space-time trading system is not responding. "Ah, there's a beautiful woman in the sky, come and pick it up?" The space-time trading system did not respond.
Wang Gang had no choice but to use his mind to send out an item that made people drink casually without getting drunk.
"Ding Dong," the most suitable item for the host is the Infinite Wine Gourd (disposable). Infinite wine gourd, dripping blood to recognize the owner, can be hidden in the host's mouth, and can store one ton of wine at a time. After the Infinite Gourd is removed, the liquor will spill out and the Infinite Gourd will dissipate. Hope that the host should use it sparingly and not drown in the wine. As for such and such a plane, in the hands of such and such (the act of protecting the coordinates of the plane). The substance you want to exchange for, ten catties of spices for cooking.
Finally came, Wang Gang hurriedly used his mind to communicate with the space-time trading system, thought about it, and entered the information of the chicken essence.
"Ding Dong" the other party allows the transaction. Do you want to trade? It's really okay for me to rub the chicken essence, ten catties of chicken essence for a baby back, the system is my relative.
Wang Gang hurriedly clicked to trade, and a small wine gourd appeared in Wang Gang's hand.
"Ding Dong" asks the host to prepare the trading substance within 10 days, and if it expires, it will be severely punished for violating the agreement.
It's really a space-time trading system, except for things about trading, people don't care about you anything. Wang Gang touched the infinite wine gourd, and immediately dripped blood to recognize the master, and after the blood dropped, the infinite wine gourd "stabbed" into Wang Gang's mouth, without a trace of uncomfortable feeling at all. Wang Gang tried to say something, but it had no effect at all, as if the palm-sized wine gourd disappeared into Wang Gang's body out of thin air. Wang Gang didn't give up and found a car, compared to the rearview mirror for a long time, opened his mouth and looked back and forth for a while, it was really hidden, and he couldn't see it at all.
Infinite wine gourd, sure enough, lives up to its name.
The scene returns to the wine table.
After Fang Gang's bold words were released, Zhang Ziqiang was the first to jump out, and shouted exaggeratedly with an expression that you can't blow it to death: "Haha, I heard it right, you mean that you haven't been drunk." Yo, Wang Gang, the strongest firm, I'm so scared. ”
Immediately afterwards, Zhang Ziqiang's face turned cold, and he leaned down and said to Wang Gang threateningly: "Boy, there is a comparison." ”
Wang Gang's temper was so violent that he clenched his fists and couldn't wait to smash Zhang Ziqiang with one punch. However, Wang Gang prides himself on being a civilized person, and it is unacceptable to beat people, since he wants to drink more than drinking, this product actually wants to drink with himself who has unlimited wine gourds, Wang Gang didn't take it to heart at all, turned his head to look at Chairman Han and said, "Dong Han, what do you mean?" ”
Chairman Han looked at the two of them rattling, I don't know what I remembered, suddenly grinned, and found that I was a little out of shape, after all, he was a person who had seen a big scene, so he calmed down and resumed his seriousness and said: "The main task this time is to drink, since the two of them are the kings of the wine field, then see the real chapter on the wine table, Xiao Dong let people serve food, and Wuliangye will be like two boxes." ”
Dong Yong hurriedly nodded yes, got up and went outside to arrange wine and food.
Wang Gang held his breath and didn't squeak, Zhang Ziqiang heard that after moving two boxes of liquor, he didn't know whether he was mentally stunned or how to drop, and he also fell into silence, Chairman Han didn't have the heart to communicate with the two hairy young men, whispered something to Manager Li, and looked up at Wang Gang from time to time.
It didn't take long for a waiter to send wine and food outside, probably because Chairman Han often comes, the service staff here are familiar with it, and when they heard that there was a wine fighting activity here, Hula Lala just the manager came, and the middle-aged young woman who received Wang Gang just now was also inside.
The middle-aged young woman may have a little friendship with Chairman Han, and personally sent a bottle of red wine, and said in a euphemistic tone: "Dong Han, you come to us to set up the ring today, our store is very honored, I just told the boss about this, the boss said that today's wine will give you a 60% discount, this bottle of red wine, I personally gave it to you, you see that I am not busy here, let me open my eyes here, okay?" ”
Chairman Han took the red wine and smiled indifferently, "Xiao Liu, as far as you are clever, my sister likes your temperament, sit down, have you eaten, have you eaten something, and you will eat it together." ”
Liu Hongyue was not polite, bent down and pulled out a chair, sat next to Chairman Han, and personally opened the red wine and poured it for Chairman Han and Manager Li. politely touched the glass, and then the three of them looked at Wang Gang and Zhang Ziqiang together.
Well, I'm going to drink it now. Wang Gang is not hypocritical. I touched a bottle of Wuliangye by myself, unscrewed it with one hand, didn't say anything about the scene, and blew directly on the bottle. Before the wine touched Wang Gang's lips, it suddenly disappeared. Don't think about it, it must have been taken away by the infinite wine gourd.
If it weren't for the large number of people in the house, Wang Gang might have fallen to his knees and laughed three times, and shouted a few words like a snake spirit, "Good baby, good baby." ”
I saw a bottle of liquor, and Wang Gang drank it after a few sips.
Wang Gang's face was not red, he was not panting, and the nonsense wine was taken away by the infinite wine gourd, and Wang Gang performed for a while in vain, where would there be a reaction.
Wang Gang glanced at Zhang Ziqiang, and vaguely missed a mocking expression. The anti-guest picked up the chopsticks and said to the others: "Drink a bottle of Yiyikou first, I'll eat some food first, everyone is welcome, eat a little." ”
Except for Wang Gang, a few people have never seen a big scene, they have never seen a bottle blowing with liquor in their lives, seeing that Wang Gang has nothing to do and is still in the mood to play treasure, several people are happy, this is a fierce general.
The two managers on the side looked at each other, one of them secretly retreated, and the other hurriedly stood next to Wang Gang, reached out and grabbed a bottle of liquor for Wang Gang to open, and did not pour it into the cup, looking at the meaning of wanting to see Wang Gang blow a bottle again.
It's just that no one noticed that the manager put the mobile phone on the sofa next to him, and the recording function of the mobile phone was turned on. The scene was faithfully recorded.
Zhang Ziqiang saw that Wang Gang was so fierce, and his temper also came up, and he didn't blow the bottle, but the amount of his fifteen bottles of liquor was not an ornament. Following Wang Gang's example, he unscrewed a bottle and began to blow the bottle. Brothers and sisters who drink baijiu know that baijiu chokes their throats, and it takes technical drops to blow baijiu on the bottle. This did not show his eyes, he didn't hold it down, he coughed "cough, cough, cough", and the wine spilled out.
However, I have to admire the cleverness of others, Zhang Ziqiang coughed twice, and immediately relieved, and said a little modestly: "The first time I blew on the bottle, I was indeed inexperienced, and I punished myself with a bottle." Still, I'm used to drinking from a cup. ”
After speaking, he stood up, bowed and apologized, grabbed another bottle of liquor, opened it with a "pop", found a few cups and filled them all, and drank them all in a few sips.
This limelight overshadowed Wang Gang all of a sudden, and the corners of the eyes of Chairman Han and Manager Li on the opposite side were bent. This young man is good, polite, and can also set the mood. Comparing the heart with Wang Gang's bottle blowing, they all feel that it is more appropriate for Zhang Ziqiang to receive customers, and customers will not blow on the bottle anyway.
What kind of person is Wang Gang, as soon as he looks at this posture, he knows that he is yellow if he doesn't play this job, and he no longer hides it, he reached out and dragged the wine box over, hehe smiled, and unscrewed it all. opened his mouth, without blinking his eyelids, "bald" and "bald" in a box of six bottles of wine, and drank all of them in his stomach. Well, it's all packed into an infinite wine gourd.
Wang Gang pretended to wipe his mouth, then clasped his hands into fists and said, "Hey, this gargle is over, Han Dong, let's take ten more boxes, I haven't drunk it here yet." ”
I saw Chairman Han covering his mouth with one hand and grabbing Liu Hongyue's shoulder with the other, he was speechless in shock, and Manager Li also stood up excitedly. Liu Hongyue's eyes kept purring, and she didn't know what she was thinking.
It took a long time for Chairman Han to react, stood up and shouted at the door: "Xiao Dong, quickly, bring me ten boxes of wine in." ”
Manager Li is also clever, looking at this posture, Zhang Ziqiang and Wang Gang must have a drink today, so he took out his mobile phone and sent a message to Dong Yong, "Call an ambulance to guard, I'm afraid something will happen." ”
Liu Yuhong also secretly sent a message to her boss, "Boss, there is a strange drinker in the store, blowing six bottles of liquor in one go." Please instruct. ”
Zhang Ziqiang saw that Wang Gang broke out, not to be outdone, he didn't have the heart to say anything polite, unscrewed the wine bottle, and drank it cup after cup, but no matter how good the amount of alcohol a mortal is, he can't stand this kind of drinking, and when he drank the fifth bottle, he couldn't help it anymore, got up and covered his mouth, and rushed to the bathroom, looking at the posture, he went to spit out the wine.
Now there are no competitors, and Wang Gang has become the protagonist in the field.
Dong Yong also came in with a few waiters. There was a bustle and a few waiters couldn't stop, and a room full of people stared at Wang Gang.
The manager who ran away just now also came back, and the manager who had left behind, two people, one left and one right, stood beside Wang Gang, as long as Wang Gang stretched out his hand, they handed Wang Gang a bottle of wine.
Wang Gang showed up at this time, as soon as he stretched out his hand and handed over a bottle of liquor, Wang Gang drank it in one sip, and then stretched out his hand to hand the empty wine bottle to another person, and then reached out and brought another bottle, and the "bald" drank it dry again, and the wine bottle was handed out.
Chairman Han......
Manager Li waited for the eyeballs......
Secretary Dong opened his mouth......
Liu Yuehong gritted her teeth......
Waiter Collective ......
A thought arose in everyone's hearts at the same time, God, where did this demon run out, the great sage, hurry up and accept your supernatural powers, the brothers have already knelt for you.