Chapter 319: Unreasonable
Later, Zun carried a light of mint tea to the back of the screen, and under the lamp, he saw Totoyu sleeping on the Luohan bed, sleeping fragrantly, covered with a bright yellow brocade quilt, wearing nothing, the snow-white shoulders were as smooth and delicate as satin, the beautiful hair was spread on the pillow, the long and dense eyelashes covered the rose-colored little face, the shape and color of the mouth and nose were as delicate and delicate as a baby, and the more I looked at it, the more beautiful it was not like a person in the world, just like a walking dream. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
He leaned down and looked at her cute sleeping face, until now, he couldn't believe that she really belonged to him, would she evaporate from the world in the next moment?
His lips fell softly on her forehead, full of love, her eyelashes dancing and the corners of her mouth raised.
He laughed, "Don't pretend! ”
But when she opened her eyes and took a sip of peppermint tea, the first thing she did was to knock over the big vinegar vat, and there was no longer the childlike innocence that she had fallen asleep.
Viciously like the cool officials of the Shang Criminal Division, trying to execute prisoners.
"Chu Wanyi must be raining when she cries, right?"
This......
"She has taken off her clothes, and His Majesty is indifferent?"
I......
"Do she have big breasts?"
Oh......
"Do she have long legs?"
Oh......
"It's because the concubine is here, otherwise you would have pounced on it like a hungry tiger, right?"
Well......
The emperor is like having a cold, hum hehe.
This is a manifestation of a weak heart!
She pressed forward step by step, and there was a smell of vinegar in the upper study of Nuoda.
"That's right! You're right! Okay, right? ”
"What? Finally admit it? Finally showing your true colors? Then call her back, the concubine gave way, the concubine knew that this would be the case! Woowoo woo ......"
Oh, my God! That's what a woman is! Unreasonable, messing around, talking to himself, kicking his nose in the face, crying, making trouble and hanging himself, how lucky his father was in his life, he met a man.
What to do? Coax.
He remembered what the nurse had called her.
First put on her bedclothes, pick her up, bump it a few times, pat her back, touch her hair, "Yu'er Xiaobao......"
After all, I can't say it, it's too numb.
But the situation was finally stabilized.
He hugged her, walked out of the screen, came to the back of the royal case, and sat on the dragon chair.
Tuo Yu stopped crying, changed his position, straddled his arms, lay on his shoulder, and suddenly remembered that Chu Wanyi showed off her figure in front of her during the day, so she was angry and pouted: "Your Majesty, you swear!" I didn't see it just now! ”
Zun smiled: I swear.
"You swear, you see it and you don't want to!"
I swear.
"You swear, you won't do it if you think about it!"
"I ...... You dead woman, take me to the ditch, won't you? I'll tell you, I didn't see anything, I didn't think anything! ”
Totoyu punched him in the chest with his hand powder, and said coquettishly: "The ghost believes you!" That woman is stripped naked and standing in front of you, and you've been talking for a long time? ”
If it goes on like this, it will be endless, and Zun hurriedly changed the topic: "Stop fighting!" What happened to the mother just now, like crazy? Will you sleep with me or will I sleep with you? ”
Totoyu knew that he laughed at the fact that he had just reached a shameful state with him, and the palace teacher said that if a woman had the same feelings as a man, she was an immodest woman, and both men and women looked down on such a woman.
He buried his face in shame and remained silent for a long time.
Finally stop pestering Chu Wanyi about taking off her clothes?
The Elder breathed a long sigh of relief.
But he was caught up in another question, raised his head, and scratched his collarbone with his fingers, and asked Ai Ai, "Your Majesty...... When the other concubines were sleeping, did they occasionally do this? ”
"How can there be a second shameless woman like you? Are you embarrassed to ask? "The elder of Zun's voice is extremely displeased.
But he didn't know how he had become shameless, and his face was so hot that he was about to cry: "Your Majesty...... You...... Do you hate concubines like that? ”
"What do you say? One more time, I'll be able to give you a plaque of "The Most Dissolute Woman"! ”
His ridicule and ridicule caused her to roar angrily: "Is this the fault of the concubine alone? ”
"It's not your fault, it's my fault? You bought off Mama Duanmu in front of the palace, and now you don't have to worry about the rules of the bed. ”
Why did you spend so much money on such a thing? The fisherman's face was red and silent.
Zun laughed in a low voice: "It's okay for you, you can do whatever you want to ride on my body, just care about your own happiness, is it possible, but also tell the world, let all the women in the world learn from you?" However, not only will they not learn, but they will also scold you to the point of blood, you know? ”
Totoyu was once again angered by him: not only them, one of the women in the harem counts as one, and if they know it, they will break the backbone of the concubine, a group of sanctimonious guys. For what kind of hypocritical etiquette and rules, sacrifice your right to be happy, and concubines don't want it!
Zun looked at her and couldn't help but smile again, "Since you're not afraid of others knowing, then I'll really give you a plaque......"
Totoyu lying on his shoulder: Don't!
At this time, there was a moon lotus outside. Totoyu hurriedly left his embrace and sat down on the opposite side of the imperial case.
Zun picked up the recital and looked at it.
Only then did the Moon Water Lotus come in.
Yue Shuilian came in and complained, her arms were sore, it turned out that she personally carried an eight-layer food box, and put the supper inside on a food table.
Because asked: What is the quarrel between Your Majesty and Niangniang at night?
The two hurriedly said: No......
Perhaps out of strict etiquette, no couple would discuss such an unspeakable matter, let alone a concubine and an emperor, they knew that these words were shocking to the world, and when they reached the ears of anyone in the Reed Yuan Palace and even in the Jinliang Kingdom, they would be thundered.
Yue Shuilian smiled: "You know? Huang Gonggong, who had just been in the respectful room, came over and said to Gao Changshi that Recently, His Majesty stopped visiting the concubine on the grounds that he was busy with affairs at the end of the year, but he quietly met with the noble concubine Niangniang, and they wanted to go to the Empress Dowager to ask for an explanation. ”
Zun nodded, "They can do it better than the Imperial City Division's secret inspection. ”
There are several food boxes, and the layers are all hot soups: osmanthus mash rice balls, shrimp and swallow wontons, steamed white fungus pigeon egg custard, venison silver silk noodles and so on.
Zun never eats at night, and is always prepared for Totoyu.
"Your Majesty, the concubine wants to eat mustard saliva chicken."
"Nope! Eat something light! After eating and washing, hurry to sleep, don't you sleep hungry and have nightmares? ”
Totoyu only picked a bowl of steamed cheese with sugar, Yue Shuilian tasted it with a spoon, and after a while, she called someone in and took out the rest and distributed it to her father-in-law on duty at night.
Then he whispered to Totoyu: "You keep vigil for Your Majesty tonight, I don't seem to be suitable, and the letter is coming." ”
Totoyu nodded, "You go." ”
Yue Shuilian frightened again: "The slave and maid are next door, if you bully Your Majesty, be careful that I come over and dismember your body......"
Get out of here! (To be continued)