My name is Xiao Boyin, Xiao is the Xiao of George Bernard Shaw, Bo is the uncle of George Bernard Shaw, silver is the silver of gold and silver treasures, my parents gave me such a name, mainly to make me both talented and wealthy, so my nickname when I was a child was called Lao Cai. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info but when I grew up, I realized that these two talents have no time to take care of me.

I was born on November 11, 1990, it was a ** Singles' Day, Scorpio, now 23 years old, still a single, a yellow flower boy.

My profession is a hard-working designer, and I am asked by various strange customers to change the plan and drawings every day. The drawings were changed and the plan was changed, and the plan was changed and the drawings were changed. Sitting in front of the computer day and night, drawing drawings of evil, receiving a meager salary, and being scolded by customers every day, he is really a poor ** silk who has been forced to do so for days.

However, from today onwards, all of this is nothing, because tomorrow, the goddess I have been in love with for many days finally agreed to eat with me, I can finally date the goddess in my dreams, and I am forced to turn over, and the time for the silk counterattack is coming, wahahaha......

I have already calculated, the salary just paid today, a total of 3,000 yuan, a budget of 250 yuan for buying a new set of clothes, a budget of 200 for buying a bouquet of flowers, a romantic Western meal, 500 should be enough, and another 50 yuan for a taxi, then it is just 1000 yuan. The remaining 2,000 yuan, pay 500 yuan in rent, 500 yuan for this month's food expenses, and 1,000 yuan in pocket money, well, enough!

Ay? Wait, if you go to open a room with the goddess tomorrow night...... Am I overthinking it?

Hurry up, open an all-night tonight to drive out the customer's drawings, tomorrow the company will rest, say nothing can not work overtime, go to buy clothes during the day, and then have a good meal with the goddess at night, so happily decided, haha, life is still full of infinite beauty, wahahaha.

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It's half past three in the morning, and half of the drawings have been driven out, but I'm so hungry, so sleepy, so tired, dizzy, the company's instant noodles have been eaten, and no one has replenished the stock, hey! Forget it, I'll take a nap first, and then rush when it's dawn, it should be too late, ah! It's so comfortable to lie on your stomach, how nice it would be to have a bed......

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"Cutting can't win, cutting can't win, hey, how do you sleep like a dead pig, wake up, Miss Li's picture you drove out didn't wow, said that you handed in the picture yesterday, hey, hurry up, don't sleep, I'll have breakfast first, do you want to have some?" Hot big meat buns. "This voice is Wang Bufan's, this kid is the pillar of our place, sitting next to me to work, the big-name designer in the company, usually always late, why did he come so early today? On Sunday, he actually came to work, and the sun was coming out of the south. Besides, he clearly told the customer that he would deliver the picture today, how did he say yesterday? He's confused, well, it's possible that he got water in his head when he took a shower last night.

Ay! If I don't sleep, I have to get up and draw quickly, otherwise how can I date the goddess at night, and I have to buy clothes. Hey? Why can't I get up? Ghost press? Damn, there's no bed here, and I don't let go of the table? Why is the ghost press at this time? Hey, hey, Wang, quick, touch me, wake me up, damn me, I've been pressed by a ghost.

"Hey, don't win, why don't you get up, I've finished eating my buns, hey, hey, come and see, why don't you fall asleep and don't move, I'm damned, my body is cold, it won't be sleeping, right?"

"What's wrong? What's wrong? Was he tired from dating his goddess last night? Yes? You say, isn't it too vain to cut and win? Hey, old cut, don't pretend to be asleep, tell me quickly, last night, how many times in total? ”

"Don't make a fuss, he's really icy, hey, old Xiao, Xiao, I'm grass, I'm grass, ah!! Ah~~~~~ someone died......"

"Oh my God...... Call an ambulance, it's dead......"

"Holy, what's going on? Why did you die here? How can I still open this company? Hurry, call the police, damn it, I'm dead. ”

Are these people crazy? Even the boss is going crazy? I was just getting some sleep, and I was temporarily crushed by the ghosts, and I even said that I was dead, and the joke was a bit too much, you crazy people. No, I have to get up, the boss is here, and if I don't get up again, I'm going to be fired. Damn, who is the great god? Can you let go of the little brother, you have to press, and then press it when I have a bed? Now this posture is not comfortable to press, ah~~

Oh my God, I've worked hard to feed, and I've finally stood up, oops, I'm so tired, I can be so tired when I get out of bed, it's the first time I've encountered such a big person, "Hey! Lao Wang, are there any buns left? I'm a little hungry, how about getting me one? ”

Ignore me? This old king, I have stood up, and I am still staring at the ghosts on the ground, what is there on the ground? What the hell is this on the ground? Who the hell is this kid, and how is he so similar to me? What are you doing here? Ay? It seems like it's me, oh my God, I actually saw myself, what the hell is going on? It turns out that I look so handsome, I usually don't find it when I look in the mirror, I knew that I was so handsome, I should have chased the goddess earlier.

But what's going on now? Am I dreaming? It's amazing to be able to see yourself asleep, and no one believes it.

"Hey! What the hell, why are you still stunned there? Not used to it, right? Look at your own corpse. For the first time. ”

I go, who speaks, and with whom do I speak? Is this a human thing? What looks at their own corpses, who died? Let's look for scolding. I turned my head and saw a scrawny old man, who didn't know where he had hit his head, and was still bleeding.

"Oh my God, this uncle, who are you? How did you hit your head like this? Oh my God, it's bleeding, you can call an ambulance quickly, maybe you can save it, hey! Hello, uncle? ”

I looked carefully at this uncle who was bleeding on his head, that wound, that was shocking, where the hell did it hit? How could you hit such a round hole? If he hadn't been standing here talking to me, I would have thought he had been shot in the head.

"Don't call me uncle, do you know who I am? Just call me uncle, how old are you? How old am I? What's the call? It's the first time you're dead, and you're not used to it, are you? Well, I can see it, I just died a while, I didn't fit in, now I'm used to it, it's nothing, I can take a good look at myself, how good. Look at you, you die decently, and you don't have any injuries at all, which is very rare in the ghost world! Although, you see that you weren't very good-looking in your life, but now, in the ghost world, you can be regarded as a handsome guy. You see you're young, and it's not ugly to die, you're good, and you're dead when you fall asleep, how happy, look at me, this shot shot at me, that's called a pain, and then when I look at my corpse, guess what? The bones of the brain are cracked. It's all a ghost now, and this head still hurts badly. Uncle Brain Squatted next to me who was lying down, looked up at me who was standing, and said.