Chapter Twenty-Three: Two Illiterate Persons (Asking for Recommendations, Rewards)
That night, in the dead of night. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Except for Tang Seng, who volunteered to act as a night watchman, the rest, even Sun Wukong, who would have nightmares when his eyes were closed, fell asleep with Mo Xing under his comfort.
The bright flame reflected Tang Seng's face red, and he looked up at the moon in Weiyang, Tang Seng suddenly got up, quietly walked to Yin Yue's side, and put the Jia on his shoulder on Yin Yue's head with a light movement, Tang Seng turned around and went to the river alone.
When he opened his eyes, Tang Seng's distant figure was reflected in his blood-colored eyes, Jia thought about it, and finally closed his eyes again.
By the river, looking down at the full moon reflected in the water, a little sadness flashed in his eyes, Tang Seng sighed lightly: "It's a full moon." ”
Lianhua's voice came out: "Did you miss anyone?" ”
With his hands together and hidden in the sleeves of his robe, Tang Seng said: "Suddenly, a little." Care...... It's a lot. ”
"Are you concerned...... Lianhua pondered for a moment before she said in a muffled voice: "The more you get, the more you lose, how much beauty there is, and how much pain there will be in the end." I know it, but I'm still like this, you idiot. ”
The corners of his lips rose slightly, and with a movement of his toes, he kicked a small pebble into the water, looking at the continuous waves on the surface of the water, Tang Seng smiled: "Didn't you say it many times?" In this world, only stupid people can live happily. And the pain or something, I've been used to it for a long time. And I always feel more than pain. ”
His shoulders were slightly relaxed, Tang Seng looked at the water, and exhaled tiredly: "When you are tired, your heart will always become extremely weak." ”
Lianhua said in a deep voice: "From the beginning to the present, you have never been weak. ”
Tang Seng didn't answer, shook his head with a smile, and then kicked another stone into the water.
After being silent for a long time, Tang Seng spoke again: "They, now...... Well, forget it, how are they living now? ”
"Good." Lianhua said succinctly: "Jiang Liu'er is still cultivating Buddha, Li Shimin has eaten the ginseng fruit, and even Li Bai is now starting to cultivate immortals." ”
"Cultivating immortals?"
Jiang Liuer and Li Shimin are okay, but Li Bai's recent situation made Tang Seng a little surprised: "Isn't Li Bai's girl an ordinary person?" When did you run away to cultivate immortals? ”
"It's been half a month." Lianhua's voice became brisk: "Because of your relationship, Zhen Yuanzi sent one of her apprentices to Chang'an, and found that Li Bai was very talented, so he passed on her method of cultivating immortals, hehe, not only her, but even Li Shimin, the emperor, has already begun to cultivate." ”
Tang Seng was even more surprised: "Don't immortals like to mix with the world?" Let Li Bai cultivate immortals, forget it, even Li Shimin teaches it, what is that woman doing? ”
"Who made you the son of Zhenyuan?" After smiling and saying something to make Tang Seng feel a little uncomfortable, Lian Hua said seriously: "Okay, don't worry, as early as when Li Shimin ate the ginseng fruit and asked people for the method of cultivating immortals, he had already said that the emperor would be a hundred years at most, so he would not cause trouble to anyone." Besides, the way of the world now ...... You know that too~"
Tang Seng was stunned, and couldn't help but sigh a little: "Obviously, Lianhua, you dead chick has only been born for a long time, and the robbery has already become active, and even now it is hidden, this is really the first time I have seen it." ”
"Wow, that's weird." It can be regarded as understanding what the concept of calamity is, Lianhua also sighed, and then she suddenly said angrily: "Dead chick, dead chick, don't call me with this rude title every time." ”
"Don't worry about the details!" Tang Seng laughed, and decisively ignored Lianhua's dissatisfaction.
Lianhua was angry, but she also understood that Tang Seng would definitely not listen, so she didn't continue to feel uncomfortable.
However, she suddenly remembered something and hesitated: "That Guanyin...... Ah, forget it, I think you should have found out too, so I won't say anything. ”
Although he always said that Tang Seng was stupid, Lianhua knew that he was actually the smartest and the one who saw things the most. Even if you don't like to make things too complicated because you hate trouble, and you don't like the people around you to be gloomy, so people look out of tune and heartless, but in fact, they have never suffered a loss, let alone being played with conspiracy.
Of course, people have misses, horses have stumbled, and Tang Seng has actually been yin once or twice, but don't make a mistake, those who can yin Tang Seng will always be his own people in his eyes. And those 'conspiracies' will only take advantage of him in the end!
"Guanyin...... squinted his eyes and tilted his head slightly, recalling the two Bodhisattvas who died by suicide, Tang Seng shook his head: "I hope she can get through, even if she can't get through, it's best not to make trouble anymore, I don't like to do it very much, and I don't want to be sad again." ”
Lianhua was silent, and then said: "The world is unpredictable. ”
Tang Seng said angrily: "Whoever says this to me can do it, you can be exempted." ”
"I won't say anything else, but who told you to be here." Lianhua muttered in confusion: "I haven't seen you do anything, why can't the future and fate be seen." There is also the calamity (often referred to as the number of calamities...... I wonder what it has to do with you. ”
In fact, Tang Seng also has this hunch, but is he likely to admit it? That's weird! If he admits it, he will give Lianhua an excuse to damage him in the future, and only after the IQ drops indefinitely, will the treacherous Tang Seng be stupid enough to admit it!
Besides, even if you admit it, can you change the existing facts, so that the hidden calamity can jump out and roll again? No, so why should the uncle admit it?
made an excuse for himself in his heart, Tang Seng coughed dryly and changed the topic: "Okay, okay, Lianhua, what should you do anyway, why should you go, I still have to see the scenery, don't continue to nag in my ear, annoying." ”
"Hmph, your heart is empty, right?" With a question, Lianhua's voice disappeared.
Don't look at it, as long as Tang Seng has no one around, Lianhua will jump out and quarrel with him, in fact, there are quite a lot of things about Lianhua...... Well, in fact, Lianhua disappeared not because there were many things, but because someone came, Zhu Lengyou!
"The word "weak heart...... How do you write it? ”
Touching his chin and thinking deeply for a while, Tang Seng had to tragically admit that his cultural level was limited, so like the serious, he couldn't write the word "weak heart"!
"Poor, pitiful."
After three seconds of silence for his cultural level, Tang Seng looked sideways at Zhu Lengyou beside him and asked, "It's so late, don't you rest?" ”
The moonlight sprinkled on Zhu Lengyou's face, making her already beautiful look even more beautiful.
Zhu Lengyou bit his lip lightly, looked at Tang Seng, and found the concern in his eyes, and his heart couldn't help but warm.
"I just woke up and found that the master was not there, so I came over to take a look, and there was ......" lowered his eyelids, and Zhu Lengyou said softly: "Thank you." ”
"Huh?" I don't know if Zhu Lengyou's voice was too quiet, or for some other reason, Tang Seng didn't seem to hear the last two words she said, and cast an inquiring glance at her.
Unnaturally sideways, Zhu Lengyou said in a little panic: "No, it's nothing, the night is very good tonight." ”
This ability to change the subject is really ...... It's clumsy.
Drawing a conclusion about Zhu Lengyou's level, Tang Seng smiled and said, "Yes, a rare beautiful scenery." ”
Saying that, Tang Seng also pretended to be sorry and sighed: "It's a pity that there is no wine, otherwise it is a rare thing to drink a few cups of the moon." ”
Zhu Leng was stunned for a moment, and said, "Master, do you still drink?" ”
Tang Seng was very dissatisfied: "What kind of eyes are you?" What's wrong with drinking for the teacher? As for all the fuss? ”
Zhu Leng sneered: "I have never seen the master drinking on the way to learn the scriptures, so I ......"
"So you think you can't drink as a teacher, do you?" Raising his hand and tapping twice on Zhu Lengyou's head, Tang Seng said angrily: "Don't think that what you see with your eyes is all, as a teacher, not only can you drink, but the amount of alcohol is also very good." ”
"Don't knock the concubine on the head." Protecting his head, he took two steps to the side, Zhu Leng pouted slightly, looking very unhappy.
Tang Seng smiled, didn't say anything, looked back at Mingyue, and then made a toast to the moon: "For a while, being a teacher was accompanied by wine day and night. ”
"Drunkard!" Full of malice to Tang Seng came to such a conclusion, Zhu Lengyou rolled his eyes, looking very interested: "Is it because there are too many worries with wine day and night?" ”
Zhu Lengyou, who glanced at Zhu Lengyou, who had a look of anticipation and almost didn't write the sentence 'Say yes, say yes' on his face, Tang Seng couldn't help laughing: "I'm not happy to be a teacher, as for looking forward to it so much?" ”
"When I think of you being unhappy, the concubine is happy." walked over and kicked Tang Seng in the calf, Zhu Lengyou said very politely: "Let's talk quickly, is it that there were too many unlucky things during that time, so I was accompanied by wine day and night?" ”
Grinning and kicking again, Tang Seng said: "I suddenly feel that Leng You, you are still as cute as before." ”
As soon as he heard this, Zhu Lengyou suddenly raised his eyebrows: "What do you mean, do you think the true face of the concubine is unsightly?!" ”
"No, it's just that at that time, you wouldn't say anything if you weren't happy, I'd be happy." Speaking of this, Tang Seng couldn't help but sigh: "Wukong is too, he was more obedient at the beginning, but now he wants to beat him as a teacher with a golden hoop stick at every turn." Sure enough, is that long-standing phrase the truth? ”
"Come on, just you, a stinky monk, even the Buddha and you can't help but want to beat you up after staying with you for a long time. You're so embarrassed to push your mistakes on others. ”
Tang Seng asked rhetorically: "How can I write it if I'm sorry?" ”
Zhu Lengyou: "......"
Refreshed Tang Seng's brazenness in his heart, Zhu Lengyou said categorically: "I don't know!" ”
has been in the world for hundreds of years, embarrassed by this word, Zhu Lengyou has long forgotten how to write it!
Tang Seng: "......"
It turns out that there are illiterate people like myself in the scripture-learning team, it's terrible, it's amazing!
In his heart, he was amazed, Tang Seng and Zhu Lengyou under the moon glanced at each other, and suddenly felt a sense of sympathy.
Why didn't you notice that the master was so funny? With a sigh that Sun Wukong had also issued, Zhu Lengyou's hand turned over, and he magically conjured a pot of wine.
After glancing at Zhu Lengyou's wide sleeves a few times, Tang Seng couldn't help but raise his eyebrows: "Sumeru spell? ”
Tang Seng will also use this kind of spell, and he doesn't use a medium, and the capacity is even more terrifying, even he himself is not sure how big it is, anyway, it is no problem to use it to fit a few complete big worlds, but because of personal preference, it is not very commonly used.
Zhu Leng nodded briskly: "I have learned a little, although it can't be compared with Zhen Yuanzi Daxian's sleeve, but it's okay to occasionally fill in some wine and eat." ”
The Qiankun in the sleeve is a Sumeru spell, which is very powerful, and Zhen Yuanzi uses it, which is enough to fit a small world. As for Zhu Lengyou...... She has indeed only learned a little, Sumeru's space is small and unstable, and as she said, occasionally pretending to eat and drink, other uses are of no use at all.
Needless to say, Tang Seng had already discovered how many dishes her Sumeru spell was, so what surprised him was not this, but ......
"Where did you get this wine? How do you smell the same wine as Wuzhuangguan? ”
Zhu Lengyou: "......"
It smells it. The nose of the howling dog is not as smart as yours!
Touching his nose a little embarrassed, Zhu Leng smiled: "I can smell it, master, your nose is really smart." ”
Tang Seng exclaimed: "As a teacher, I just said it in passing, it turned out to be true." ”
Zhu Lengyou: "......" suddenly had the urge to jump up and punch Tang Seng's face!
By the way, you meow and deceive the ghost!
"Trick kid."
After nodding solemnly, making Zhu Lengyou's urge to beat people even worse, Tang Seng snatched the wine from her hand, and then raised his head and took a big sip.
The moonlight is cool, the fragrance of wine is overflowing, Tang Seng sighed: "Reluctantly~"
Thanks to Tang Seng's sigh, Zhu Lengyou had already dispelled the urge to jump up and punch him, but began to wonder if he should directly take out the nine-tooth nail rake and kill the girl.
After pondering for a while, he felt that the idea of killing Tang Seng was good, but it was not very reliable, so Zhu Lengyou dispelled this thought. Then he jumped up and snatched most of the wine from him.
The spout of the pot was right, and after drinking the remaining wine in the pot in one gulp, Zhu Lengyou let out a long sigh.
It seemed that he couldn't bear the wine, Zhu Leng's eyes were shining, and his pale face became as beautiful as a slightly drunken sunset. After throwing away the wine jug and letting it make a splash on the surface of the river and sink to the bottom of the water, she exhaled angrily: "Don't drink it if it's not delicious, waste the concubine's wine." ”
Tang Seng was speechless and smiled.
Dissatisfied with Tang Seng's silence, Zhu Lengyou raised his hand and hammered it on his arm a few times: "Why don't you speak, aren't you a stinky monk who can usually speak?" Say it! Say it! ”
Tang Seng said: "You are drunk. ”
"Nonsense! It's only less than half a pot of wine, how can the concubine be drunk? You stinky monk, don't, don't look down on people! Zhu Lengyou, who was happily drunk and swore that he was not drunk, shook his body and almost fell into the river.
Reached out and grabbed Zhu Lengyou's hand, and then hugged her into his arms. Stroking her hair, Tang Seng said softly: "Don't be afraid of anything, besides, you are very beautiful." ”
“……”
I don't know what this sentence touched, Zhu Lengyou's struggling body softened. After a moment of silence, she said weakly, "Thank you." ”
"Don't say sorry to the teacher, the same, thank you and don't."
Zhu Leng was speechless, buried in Tang Seng's arms, she breathed evenly, as if she had fallen asleep from alcohol.
Tang Seng hugged Zhu Lengyou and raised his head to look at the bright moon in the middle of the night. I don't know who it was, he suddenly said softly: "I forgot to say it, welcome back." ”
The dream seemed to let out a soft hum from his nose, and Zhu Leng moved his body and slept more soundly.
The bright moon is silent, and the moonlight is soft. It was late at night.
…… (To be continued.) )