I didn't look at the yellow calendar when I went out, which led to a super strange woman on the road, and I didn't even want to move...... Well, in fact, even if there is no appearance of that woman, he will definitely return to Wuzhuang Temple in the end. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

There's no way, the master can't run the apprentice, Sun Wukong and they are still in Wuzhuangguan!

Hurry up all the way...... Hurry up and not at all! It took a long time for Wuzhuang Guan to finally see it. And when he saw Wuzhuang Temple, Tang Seng's already slow pace suddenly stopped.

Raising the head pressed on Tang Seng's shoulder, his long and beautiful eyelashes flicked, and the fragrant breath exhaled by the woman swept Tang Seng's cheeks like a breeze: "Stop?" ”

"This ......" Tang Seng himself didn't know why he stopped, but when he thought that he would see the crazy woman (Zhen Yuanzi) when he returned to Wuzhuang Temple, he couldn't help but feel a little frightened, which caused his footsteps to stop.

After hesitating for a moment, Tang Seng coughed dryly and began to discuss with the woman on his back: "Cough, how about a discussion?" Wuzhuang Guan is already so close, can you walk the rest of the way by yourself? ”

"Don't~" The woman's answer was as always: "Walking, it's so troublesome~"

Sincerely, sincerely, I really don't want to go back to Wuzhuang Guan like this and then see Zhen Yuanzi who called his husband, Tang Seng said bitterly: "I'm also good for you, think about it, you are a woman, it's not suitable for me as a man to meet people on my back, right?" ”

"Troublesome, more annoying~"

Tang Seng: "......"

Speechless for a while, Tang Seng raised his head at a forty-five degree angle to look at the sky, watching the clouds in the sky slowly drift by, he suddenly had an urge to burst into tears. Hell, how can there be such a lazy woman in the world!

Secretly sad, Tang Seng still didn't want to enter Wuzhuang Temple, and said without giving up: "Really can't do it? ”

Without speaking, her chin fell on Tang Seng's shoulder again, her hands were tightened, and the woman showed her attitude with her actions.

Well, it doesn't seem like that.

Sighing in his heart, Tang Seng raised his feet and walked towards Wuzhuang Temple...... That's weird! It's right to raise your feet and walk in the opposite direction of Wuzhuang Temple!

Damn, that crazy woman is inside, and the uncle is stupid to go in! Even if you want to go in, it's not now! scolded indignantly in his heart, Tang Seng was decisively about to flash, as for the woman on his back asked him to take her to Wuzhuang Temple, hum, when will the mood be better. That's it!

Tang Seng wanted to slip away, but unfortunately, someone didn't want him to slip. Just as Tang Seng turned around and took a step, a terrible voice suddenly came from in front of him.

- "Husband, since you are back, why don't you enter the house, but leave in a hurry?" ”

Husband! Husband!?

His face changed greatly, Tang Seng jumped back suddenly, and then pointed at Zhen Yuanzi, who appeared in front of him at some point, and shouted: "You, you, you...... How are you here!! ”

"For my wife, of course, I am here to welcome my husband." With a clever smile, three thousand green silks were scattered from the sideburns, and Zhen Yuanzi bowed slightly: "Lunch is ready, please go with your wife to use it." ”

With that, Zhen Yuanzi walked towards Tang Seng.

"Don't, don't...... Stay back!!! Seeing Zhen Yuanzi walking towards him, Tang Seng was so frightened that he almost threw the woman on his back as an obstacle to stop her. As Zhen Yuanzi's footsteps retreated step by step, Tang Seng's eyes were panicked, and he was in a hurry, and in the panic, Tang Seng suddenly thought of a way.

Suddenly stretched out a hand to make a pause to the approaching Zhen Yuanzi, Tang Seng shouted: "Stop!" ”

"Oh?" Liu Mei's eyebrows moved slightly, Zhen Yuanzi stopped as she said, and looked at Tang Seng sideways, she was a little surprised: "What, does the husband have something to say?" ”

It's all said, don't call me husband a bastard! This sentence almost blurted out, but thinking of what he was going to do next, Tang Seng still swallowed the words back into his stomach in a dangerous way.

Pretending to be serious, Tang Seng said solemnly: "I'm sorry woman, I really can't be your husband, because I already have someone I like." ”

"If you don't see it, if you don't see it, it's me carrying this person." Regardless of Zhen Yuanzi's reaction, Tang Seng moved his shoulders to highlight the woman who was still lazily lying on it to watch the excitement, so he opened his eyes and began to talk nonsense: "Her name is ......"

Uh, what's this lazy chick called?

Just when he was about to agitate his three-inch tongue to show his ability to say that the living are dead, and the dead are alive, and that is so strong that he is crazy about his flickering ability, Tang Seng suddenly found that he had been walking with the woman on his back for most of the day, and he didn't know her name.

With an embarrassed expression, Tang Seng coughed dryly quietly: "Cough, the name is all details, you just need to know that she is the person I like." ”

His eyes flashed slightly, and he glanced at the woman who Tang Seng said he liked for a while, but he never reacted, and then Zhen Yuanzi looked at Tang Seng with a smile: "So what?" ”

"So what!? That means I can't marry you! Tang Seng's voice was raised, and the mission shook a hand, so excited that he couldn't help himself: "The person you like hasn't married yet, how can the uncle marry you!" Refuse! Refuse! ”

"But the wife is already the wife of the husband." The corners of his lips curled slightly, looking at the woman with the word lazy written on her face, a smile appeared in Zhen Yuanzi's eyes: "And, husband." You say you like her, but do you know who she is? ”

"This, this ......" was speechless for a while, and just when Tang Seng was about to make up a name to fool Zhen Yuanzi, the woman suddenly spoke: "Li Er." ”

“？” Tang Seng was stunned for a moment, and the woman said again: "Name." ”

"I see!" Tang Seng suddenly realized, although he felt that this name was a little familiar, but he couldn't care so much for a while, and said loudly: "Her name is Li Er!" ”

"You, old man?" Looking at the woman who called herself Li Er, Zhen Yuanzi's eyes were full of surprise. Raising his eyes to meet her gaze, Li Er said slowly: "Long time gone." ”

“…… Long. After thinking about it, Zhen Yuanzi also said the same.

Hearing the conversation between the two, Tang Seng remembered something. As a result, I was so angry that I almost couldn't hold back a slap in the face.

I'll it, uncle, stupid! That chick was originally going to come to Wuzhuang Temple, how could she not know Zhen Yuanzi! actually used her as an excuse to fool Zhen Yuanzi! Stupid! It's so stupid that there's no cure!

Angrily denouncing his stupidity in his heart, Tang Seng suddenly looked up to the sky and laughed: "Haha, misunderstanding, misunderstanding." Just now, I saw that the atmosphere was not very good, and I said a joke, so don't take it to heart. ”

"Ah, you like poor roads, you'll remember."

Tang Seng: "......"

As if someone choked his neck, Tang Seng's fake laughter froze, and he almost choked to death without giving Li Er's answer. He looked back and glared: "It's all said, it's a joke!" ”

Li Er blinked and said slowly, "I will remember." ”

Tang Seng: "......"

Women, they're all unreasonable guys!

Having come to this conclusion in his heart, Tang Seng simply pretended to be deaf and acted as if he hadn't heard Li Er's words.

Turning his face and not recognizing people, this sentence is used to describe the current Tang Seng is simply too right!

As soon as he saw that Li Er had no use value, Tang Seng immediately threw her off his back, looking at Li Er, who did not land, but floated in mid-air, Tang Seng said in a vicious voice: "The place has arrived, and the crazy woman has also seen it, you lazy woman who can't understand people's words will let her carry you next, and the uncle will take the first step if he has something!" ”

As he spoke, he turned around decisively and wanted to slip away.

But he failed, looking at Zhen Yuanzi who was laughing and chanting and stopped in front of him, Tang Seng retreated straight back with a weak heart: "You, what do you want to do?" ”

"Please invite your husband to dine and cook for your wife." The cold temperament dissipated, and Zhen Yuanzi's smile was like a spring breeze.

"It's all said, don't call Uncle Husband!" scolded angrily, Tang Seng gritted his teeth: "Don't think that the uncle will admit defeat in this way, tell you, the uncle just said that there is someone he likes is not bluffing, is it really understandable?" ”

"It's okay for his wife." The footsteps continued to approach Tang Seng, and Zhen Yuanzi smiled: "As the saying goes: the eldest husband has three wives and four concubines. And as a wife, she is a cultivator, affectionate, but not greedy. As long as the husband has a wife in his heart, he will not care how many people the husband likes. If not, how could a husband become a wife so easily? ”

Tang Seng: "......"

The bluffing expression froze, and Tang Seng almost knelt down to Zhen Yuanzi, who told him that his eldest husband had three wives and four concubines.

Sure that Zhen Yuanzi would not compromise if he was messing around, Tang Seng wanted to cry without tears: "Chivalry, fairy, can you tell me what do you like about me?" I change it, can't I change it? ”

"Unless the husband beheads his wife and lets his wife enter reincarnation, this matter will never be possible." Expressing his determination sonorously and powerfully, Zhen Yuanzi did not forget to remind kindly: "Husband, you should be called a wife and a wife." ”

Looking at Zhen Yuanzi's smiling appearance, Tang Seng pulled his hair painfully. The husband comes, the lady goes...... Damn it! Why is this woman so difficult!

"Actually, it's not difficult, as long as the husband can make up his mind to cut him as a wife. Don't worry, as long as the husband wants to, he will never backhand his wife. ”

"Fart!" As soon as Zhen Yuanzi said this, he almost didn't jump up angrily: "I have no grievances with you, why should I kill you?" If I love to kill, do you think you can live until now, and I will still be unable to do anything about you? Cunning madwoman, who married me without my consent, did that kind of thing last night knowing that I woke up. In order to tie me up, you are willing to give up your innocence, you crazy woman! ”

In the end, Tang Seng was full of gloom. If it weren't for what Zhen Yuanzi did last night, it was just a fait accompli of getting married, how could he have no way to take Zhen Yuanzi? But in order to tie him up, Zhen Yuanzi even gave up his innocence, although he didn't do anything to cross the line, but he slept naked all night, how could this incident be that it didn't happen?

Zhen Yuanzi is a great immortal! How much reserve and determination do you have to give up to do that kind of thing!

Stunned, Zhen Yuanzi smiled: "Ah, if you can make your husband have a wife in her heart, she is innocent, and she won't care about being a wife." ”

"That's why you say you're a crazy woman." Pulling his hair decadently and muttering, Tang Seng suddenly sighed: "Forget it, since the matter has come to this, let's do this for the time being." Worry or something, it's so unsuitable for the uncle. ”

Zhen Yuanzi saw that Tang Seng seemed to have compromised, and his eyes suddenly showed joy: "Husband." ”

"Don't call me husband, bastard!" glared at Zhen Yuanzi fiercely, and Tang Seng snorted and left. Of course, the direction is Wuzhuang Guan.

Don't mind that Tang Seng still refused to accept the facts, Zhen Yuanzi smiled and followed behind him.

"It's so troublesome~" muttered quietly, and Li Er also followed the two into Wuzhuang Temple.

……

Walking into Wuzhuang Temple, Tang Seng didn't have time to ask Zhenyuan Sun Wukong where they were, when he saw a female Taoist priest in the temple running towards him in a panic: "Master, master, it's not good, Sha Manhua, Sha Manhua is about to die." ”

"What did you say!?" was stunned for a moment, and the reacted Tang Seng's pupils contracted suddenly, the smile on his face turned cold, and where he looked at it, it seemed that perpetual frost had fallen, and even the sun was frozen at this moment: "What's wrong with Manhua?" ”

Being watched by Tang Seng Senran's eyes, the female Taoist priest suddenly felt cold hands and feet, as if she had directly entered the middle of winter from the middle of summer. Not only her, but even Zhen Yuanzi and Li Er on the side felt a little cold.

"Husband!" Seeing that his apprentice's face was pale by Tang Seng's gaze, and even his eyes began to be a little sluggish, Zhen Yuanzi couldn't help but snort.

Suddenly coming back to his senses, Tang Seng Senran's temperament disappeared suddenly, the cold smile on his face thawed, and he realized his excesses and the horror of the female Taoist, he said apologetically: "I'm sorry, I'm anxious for a while." ”

"Don't dare to bear, dare not bear." Subconsciously took two steps back, and the female Taoist priest smiled and said, "The master loves the disciples, and the nephew knows it." ”

"Nonsense Hugh Ti!" Sensing the anxiety in Tang Seng's eyes that could not be concealed, Zhen Yuanzi shouted: "Tell me quickly, what happened to Sha Manhua?" ”

"She's dying." The slightly frightened expression was replaced by a heavy one, and the female Taoist priest said: "Sober up once beforehand, I was in good spirits at that time, and I could still talk to others." But just now, the situation suddenly deteriorated, coughed up a lot of black blood, and passed out again. Not daring to hesitate, the female Taoist priest quickly added: "The demonic qi is out of control and has filled the entire chamber." ”

"The qi is out of control...... his eyes shrank, and Tang Seng's brows furrowed deeply. He didn't ask anyone what happened to Shamanhua to make the still peaceful qi in his body get out of control, he asked in a hurried tone, "Where is the pharmacy?" ”

"Huh?" The female Taoist priest was stunned for a moment, and her finger subconsciously pointed to the north.

Nodding to indicate that he knew, and without asking the specific location, Tang Seng disappeared here in an instant.

Zhen Yuanzi raised his eyebrows, a little surprised at the way Tang Seng disappeared. However, at this time, when he didn't care about those things, he turned to Li Er, who was still dangling behind him: "Laojun, I'm sorry for you in this matter." ”

Li Er tilted his head and glanced at the direction in which Tang Seng had disappeared, before he said lightly: "Lead the way." ”

"Whoa." In response, the female Taoist priest hurriedly led the way in front.

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