Glancing at the cracks on the ground, he felt that it should be fine to trouble that guy with Sun Wukong's ability...... It's okay if there's something, her treasure!

In the case of her own treasures in danger, the hostess threw away her discipline without hesitation, stretched out her hand to the south, and said sonorously: "Twenty miles south of the Black Wind Mountain, the Black Wind Cave Black Bear Spirit!" ”

Monkey King: "......"

Seeing that the hostess who had just survived to the end was bluffed by Tang Seng like this, the festival actually fell clean, and the golden hoop stick in Sun Wukong's hand almost became angry: "My old grandson forced you to say that you don't say it, and the master let you tell the truth in two sentences, how rich are you stinky monks!" ”

"Amitabha. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info" folded her hands, and the hostess said seriously: "The female bodhisattva thinks too much, the old body is a monk, and those things outside the body have never been valued. The reason why I told the truth was because ......"

Before the hostess finished speaking, Tang Seng said coldly: "Oh, since you don't care, Wukong, you still go and bring all those things and burn them in front of the hostess, which can be regarded as a punishment for her loss of her robe." ”

Hostess: "......"

The hostess who had just made a serious quibble knelt down for Tang Seng in an instant, hugged Tang Seng's thigh, and she cried bitterly with snot and tears: "Don't be a holy monk, those treasures are the lifeblood of the old body, it took a lifetime to save so much belongings, please let the holy monk's subordinates stay~!" ”

"Something outside the body~" sighed slightly, watching the image fly away with the festival, and kneeling down with a dead face begging the female host of his subordinates to show mercy, Tang Seng couldn't help but be happy. Sure enough, this woman is definitely out of her eyes, greedy for money and greedy like this, she is hopeless!

Sun Wukong was also speechless, squatted down and poked the hostess's face with his arm, she wondered: "Hey, your monk is obviously not pure, how did you become the host in the first place?" ”

"Holy monk, be merciful, be merciful~!" The hostess ignored Sun Wukong, but continued to cry and shout for Tang Seng's subordinates to show mercy, don't do anything to her baby bumps, otherwise she will really be worse than dead.

Monkey King: "......"

The corners of her mouth twitched, and she roared: "Bastard! My grandson asks you! Dare to ignore my grandson, believe it or not, my grandson will give you a stick, let you go to the west to see you! ”

How can this kind of goods be seen, Tang Seng complained in his heart, and then said seriously: "Hostess, Wukong's question is also very curious, I don't know if you can be satisfied?" Ah, by the way, when I passed the hall yesterday, I found that the Buddha statues in the hall were all real gold, I don't know if the knot is strong, Wukong, you go quickly......"

- "Wait a minute!! ”

The burning butt seemed to jump up, and then jumped forward to hug one of Sun Wukong's legs, and the hostess shouted loudly: "There is something to say, everything is good to say." Don't do anything to those Buddha statues, they are ten times more precious than the life of the old body! ”

"Oh~" I am no longer in the mood to worry about anything with the hostess, Sun Wukong is really disgusted with her wealth fans, she kicks and kicks and wants to kick the hostess away, but the result seems to be afraid that if she lets go of the Buddha statues in the hall, she will be poisoned, and the hostess is like growing on it, and she refuses to let go of death.

Jia Leng looked at the hostess's embarrassed appearance coldly, shook her head, and didn't know what it meant.

Holding Sun Wukong's legs, the hostess shouted loudly: "The old man is actually not willing to be a monk, because he was an orphan and was adopted by the old host, and finally became a monk...... The old man has already said, holy monk, don't let your apprentice do anything to the Buddha statue. ”

Tang Seng laughed, his expression was very innocent: "The poor monk is a peace-loving person, when did he say that he wanted Wukong to do something to the Buddha statue?" Hostess, you really like to laugh. ”

Hostess: "......"

Oh my God, I just took this matter seriously to scare people, but now I dare to say no, I didn't expect there to be such a brazen person in the world, it's really amazing, it's amazing.

I was amazed in my heart, knowing that the Buddha statue in the temple was saved, the hostess got up from the ground as soon as she slipped through the smoke, anyway, the disguised image had been lost just now, so she was no longer as friendly and polite as yesterday, kind and humble. The hostess said indignantly: "When I was a child, I planned to rely on my own appearance, and when I grew up, I went to find a rich rich man to marry, so that the old lady could lie on the treasure and sleep every day without doing anything, but the bald donkey old man who adopted the old lady was stunned before he died, and forced the old lady to inherit his broken temple, but the time was more than two hundred years, and the old lady is still a monk in the temple, and she has not even seen the shadow of the rich man, and the bald donkey old man is really harmful!" ”

Wow, the resentment is so big~ Tang Seng couldn't help but laugh and said: "Hostess, the pure place of Buddhism, is it really good for you to be an old lady in one mouthful?" ”

"What's so bad? A monk who has pretended to be kind for more than 200 years, the old lady has long had enough! Anyway, you saw it just now, and you don't want this demeanor lady! Hmph, it doesn't matter, after two days, the old lady will clean up, and then pretend to be dead and run away to find a rich man to marry...... Damn it! The old lady has had enough of the hard days of coarse tea and light rice in the temple! There was no monk lady demeanor at all, the woman made a decision angrily, and then pointed to the south and continued to scold: "Black bear spirit, you are also a wayward bastard, saying that you came to play with the old lady, but when you see that the robe is good-looking, you actually start to rob, don't let the old lady see you again, otherwise you will definitely give you a good look!" ”

Sun Wukong was amazed: "There are actually women who are more domineering than my old grandson, today is a long experience." ”

Yiren, who had already heard the sound and walked out of the house, couldn't help but say: "It's okay to want to be vulgar, is it too much to tie the husband and son with gold and silver?" Gold and silver are things outside the body, enough is enough for the body, shouldn't a woman pay more attention to the husband himself when choosing a mate? ”

I didn't want to say much, but seeing that the hostess never left money, and even the marriage that was related to lifelong events was linked to the copper smell, Yiren really couldn't continue to be silent.

"Men are afraid of entering the wrong industry, and women are afraid of marrying the wrong man, this sentence is an old saying in the world."

The hostess was stunned for a moment, and then pouted: "Come on, my mother has lived for more than two hundred years, what kind of person has not seen it?" Those men are all the same, and when they see the old lady beautiful, they are almost like a soul. How do you think the old lady turned a broken temple that could only shelter from the wind and rain, and even the only Buddha statue was a shoddy bargain? It's not up to those lustful men...... Hmph, it's all the same, I want to take advantage of my mother, it's disgusting! ”

In the end, she couldn't help but glance at Tang Seng with disdain, and seemed to treat him as the kind of lustful man who wanted to take advantage of her.

Inexplicably, he was labeled as a man by a woman, Tang Seng was immediately dissatisfied, rolled up his sleeves, and slashed the hostess's head with a neat knife: "What do you see, uncle, I'm not one of those perverted men in your mouth, and I don't go to Chang'an City to inquire, uncle, what kind of person was I in Chang'an City?" Not to mention the flowers and grass, even those Qinglou uncles have never gone in a step! ”

In fact, I went there once, but it was not Tang Seng who took the initiative to go, but was pulled by a fox friend who knew him but had an average relationship. said that the eldest husband was the third wife and four concubines, and he was too pure-hearted and had few desires, so he ignored his objections, saying that he was going to take him to a good place, and then dragged him to a restaurant.

Later, I learned that it was the Qinglou, and the reason why the man pulled him was not because he was not accustomed to his pure heart, but that the Oiran in the Qinglou had heard of his reputation and wanted to use his reputation to raise some prestige, so he lured the man to pull him there. Originally, I saw that he really lived up to his reputation, and I wanted to have a spring festival with him for a while, but I didn't think that Tang Seng was not interested at all, so he decisively refused, drank two glasses and left.

By the way, the consequence of that incident was that the next day, after learning the truth, Li Bai and some friends who knew Tang Seng led people to smash the Qinglou, and then on the third day, the Qinglou was sealed by Li Shimin's order. By the way, if Tang Seng hadn't seen him as just **** and soft-hearted, he would have been ordered to be executed by Li Shimin. In fact, in the end, the end was not much better, and he was cleaned up by a bunch of people, and then he was dragged into the government and beaten dozens of boards, before he got out of Chang'an City with his parents and servants.

Up to now, the Qinglou in Chang'an City is still talking about the Tang monk's color change!

Covering her head with a sigh, the hostess glared at Tang Seng angrily: "Who are you fooling?" took two beautiful female apprentices on the road, and was embarrassed to say that he was not a perverted man, and he was still as good as a three-year-old child when he lived for nothing for two hundred years? ”

"Believe it or not." Too lazy to talk to the hostess on this matter, Tang Seng pouted and gave her a knife and threw his sleeves back to the house.

"Don't go! I actually dare to beat the old lady again, I have the ability to come out, and the old lady promises to fight with you!! ”

"Goku! Go and see if the Buddha statue in the temple is strong! ”

“…… I was wrong, don't! ”

Coming out of the house with his luggage, looking at the hostess who was kneeling on the ground, looking at me wrong, and looking at his hostess with tears in his eyes, Tang Seng was amused, but he couldn't help but shake his head helplessly: "I knew you would become like this." ”

Put down the luggage, and then handed a letter in his hand to the hostess, Tang Seng smiled: "Take it, if you really don't want to be a monk and want to return to the world, if you don't have a place to go, take this to the Tang Dynasty." Find a girl named Jiang Liu'er in Chang'an and give her this, and she will naturally help you settle down. As for the rich man...... Haha, that's up to you to do it yourself. By the way, don't tell me that you can't go, you've lived for more than 200 years and you're still so young, and you dared to take a group of ordinary monks to trouble Yinyue yesterday, I don't believe you really can't do anything except pretend to be pitiful. ”

Although he doesn't like trouble very much, Tang Seng will not spare time when he writes a letter and can help easily. Ignoring the stunned hostess, he forced the letter into her hand, and Tang Seng turned around and left.

His voice came from afar: "Wukong." Thanks to you, we have to go to Blackwind Mountain, luggage on your back! ”

Sun Wukong screamed: "Don't, master, my old grandson is the Monkey King!! ”

"Yiren, you don't have to be a white horse on the way back."

Monkey King: "......"

"Senior sister, come on." Looking at Sun Wukong, who was beside him with his tail hanging down and his face straddling, like a mournful concubine, Yiren pursed his lips and smiled, and slowly chased Tang Seng with Yinyue.

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