"The appearance is not bad, but ......" Yiren frowned, she was more careful, so she always felt that Sun Wukong had become Gao Cuilan and there was something wrong with the original person. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"What's the use of looking like? Temperament has exposed you. ”

There was no other people's amazement at all, Tang Seng looked at Sun Wukong with disdain: "Don't think that if you become an emerald green girl, no one will really recognize you, your jumping expression has exposed you cleanly." ”

Although he does not have Sun Wukong's fiery eyes, Tang Seng's eyes are even more powerful than fiery eyes. At the beginning, Tai Bai Xing turned into an old man to send a saddle, and Sun Wukong didn't see the problem yet, but Tang Seng had already seen the problem before he entered the door.

Now that Sun Wukong has become Gao Cuilan, ordinary people may not be able to see the difference, and careful Yiren can only feel weird, but Tang Seng still sees the problem at a glance.

"I know how to talk big, why don't you watch it now!"

Sun Wukong was very unconvinced, and immediately grabbed Gao Cuilan to move and shift, and then let Tang Seng identify it.

Tang Seng glanced at it casually, then pursed his lips, and was not afraid to admit his mistake, and knocked on the head of Gao Cuilan on the left with a tin stick: "Don't make trouble, change back, let's think of another way." ”

Holding his sore head, Sun Wukong, who was knocked on the head, changed back to his original form, and she said indignantly: "My old grandson is seventy-two changes, even the Bodhisattva can deceive, how do you recognize it, master?" ”

Last time, too, she had obviously turned into a mosquito, and the black bear spirit didn't notice it, but she was still seen by Tang Seng at a glance!

"It's not blind to be a teacher." There was no explanation at all, Tang Seng casually fooled around and asked again: "Although the goblin may not be able to recognize it, but in order to have an accident, let's change the method, Yiren, is there any way?" ”

"This ......"

The Iren hesitated, then shook his head. She is docile and virtuous, although she is not stupid, but she is really not good at this kind of roundabout and pit people, and she can't even do it to Sun Wukong, who has a lot of twisted temperament and a bunch of crooked ideas, and she really can't think of an idea for a while.

Yiren didn't give a way, and Tang Seng then looked at Mo Xing. Moving the cute bear ears, Mo Xing said confidently: "Let's fight directly, I'm the best at fighting or something!" ”

Tang Seng: "......"

Forget it, counting on this stupid bear with a tendon is really in the water of his own brain!

With black lines on his head, he looked away from Mo Xing, who had already taken out his mace and waved it to show that he was really capable of fighting, Tang Seng had to think of a way to do it himself.

For Tang Seng, meaningless battles are the thing he hates the most. Because in his opinion, it was too much trouble to fight or something. Even if it's huge...... No, it should be said that all battles can be easily solved for him as long as he wants to, and he also hates fighting very much.

No matter what happens, even if it is to subdue demons and eliminate demons, or even if someone directly comes to the door to find trouble, as long as it does not touch the bottom line, it is that if he can not fight, try not to fight. What's the matter, everyone can sit down and have a glass of wine and talk about it? If you dance with knives and guns all day long, aren't you afraid of frightening others and destroying the environment?

"There it is!" After thinking for a while, he suddenly thought of something, Tang Seng snapped his fingers crisply, and then the ghost idea came.

……

In the dead of night, the birds are silent.

Gao Laozhuang, with a burst of flying sand and rocks and the black wind that will cover the bright moonlight tonight, Gao Cuilan's husband, the monster who made waves in Gao Laozhuang came.

Went straight to the backyard where Gao Cuilan was kept, and the monster went to the house to take a look first, and after confirming that Gao Cuilan was resting inside, he turned around and went to the house where the old man usually sent someone to prepare food for him.

Pushing open the door, as in the past, there was no one in the room except for a table full of food.

"Oh, as always." Looking at the empty and cold room, the corners of the mouth that were not hidden under the monster's mask outlined a slight arc, as if he was mocking something.

"It's been three years, and I don't know how long I'll have to wait."

Scratching his head and muttering, the elf strode into the room and began to eat and drink at the food on the table.

But suddenly, he felt a strange dizziness...... As the vertigo appeared, the world in the eyes became blurred, and then began to shake, and the eyelids became heavy at the same time, uncontrollably as if they were about to close in the next moment.

“…… Hey~ Why did you think it was a good way, but you were actually drugged, master, you are really insidious. ”

"What's the matter, for the sake of the division, this is called a soldier who surrenders without a fight."

"Beloved, did you do this hand break?"

"Tang Seng is so smart!"

Shaking his head vigorously and trying to keep his eyes open, the goblin looked in the direction of the sudden sound. The vision has been blurred and cannot be seen clearly, and can only vaguely identify four people, two tall and two short.

"But, hateful ......"

There was nothing left to say, and before he could leave the word hateful, the goblin's mind fell into darkness. He completely fainted!

……

"Master, can't you really take off your mask?"

"I can't."

"He's faint, he won't know."

"If I say no, I can't do it, that's the principle."

The chaos around me began to fade away, and the sounds of unclear conversations crept into my ears. Struggling to keep his eyes open, he wanted to wake up from his coma.

"What kind of principle, master, you obviously don't have any principles at all, right?"

Complaining loudly that Tang Seng, who had become stubborn for some reason, did not let himself satisfy his curiosity, and Sun Wukong found that the goblin who had been in a coma had moved.

"Hey, he seems to be awake."

“…… Well, it's been a day, and it's almost the same time...... Blackie, stop, put her down. ”

Pinching his fingers, Tang Seng, who felt that the effect of the medicine was indeed about to expire, was not surprised by the goblin's move to open his eyes, and quickly asked Mo Xing, who was carrying a monster like luggage, to stop.

"Okay~" responded happily, and Mo Xing neatly put the goblin hanging on the end of the pick on the ground.

"Whew!" (Why haven't you woken up yet?) ）

Yin Yue curiously walked around the goblin, sniffing her nose from time to time, very curious about why he hadn't woken up yet.

"Wait, it's coming." Answering casually, Tang Seng instructed Mo Xing to find some dry firewood nearby, and then lit a fire in broad daylight.

Hula~ A flame came out from the pile of dry firewood, and after blowing a few breaths to make the fire more lush, Tang Seng rolled up his sleeves and tied the monster with rattan to his tin staff under the speechless gaze of Sun Wukong and Yiren, and then set up the fire.

Looking at Tang Seng who was turning the tin staff with Lehehe, as if he was going to roast the goblin for lunch, Sun Wukong and Yiren were full of black lines: "Master (Liangren), what are you doing?" ”

"Prepare lunch!"

I didn't feel like I was barbecuing at all...... No, what's wrong with the barbecue live demon, Tang Seng said confidently: "I finally caught her, and I took her away for a day." Is there anything wrong with roasting her for lunch when the teacher is hungry? ”

"It's really shameless~" Glancing at Tang Seng obliquely, Sun Wukong said disdainfully: "It's obviously an insidious drug, and it was Mo Xing who took him on the road, you actually said that you dare to say that it was hard and hard, and you are really a shameless master." ”

"Thanks for the compliment." didn't put Sun Wukong's contempt into his heart at all, Tang Seng became triumphant.

Sun Wukong was furious, and jumped up: "Bastard, isn't my old grandson praising you!! It's like this every time, how thick is your fake monk's skin! ”

"Hmm...... It's only about a third of an inch thinner than the ground beneath your feet. ”

Tian shamelessly gave the answer that made Sun Wu angry, Tang Seng didn't care about her, and continued to happily prepare his own lunch - roast monsters!

Sun Wu had nothing to say, but Yiren was angry and funny. What's funny is that Tang Seng quarreled with Sun Wukong again and won, and the good thing is that he actually roasted a monster.

"Love, didn't we promise Miss Cuilan not to hurt her husband? What the hell are you setting him on fire? ”

"Don't worry about the details, anyway...... Hey, what are you doing, little black? ”

Waving his hand aggressively, Tang Seng was about to make a few fools, but was suddenly shocked by Mo Xing's behavior of running back with a pile of dry firewood in the middle of his chat.

Mo Xing's eyes widened cutely: "Roast monsters." Tang Seng, didn't you say you were hungry? I'm helping you with firewood. ”

Tang Seng: "......"

Hearing Mo Xing's stupid words, Tang Seng immediately covered his face. This stupid bear! He's roasting goblins, but he's not really hungry and wants to roast goblins and eat them. Not to mention that there is some dry food given by the old man when he left Gao Laozhuang yesterday in his luggage, even if he doesn't, he won't be so cruel as to eat monsters!

"Don't waste your energy, you don't need to add fire just yet." waved his hand weakly, and let Mo Xing, who wanted to help, stay cool, and Tang Seng began to toss the monster.

He didn't do much, just lowered the goblin a little bit to bring her ass closer to the fire.

- "!!!Uhh It's hot, it's hot, it's hot!! My ass is so hot!! ”

It's like burning your ass...... No, it's just the fire that burns the buttocks, and the unconscious goblin finally wakes up. Writhing her body on the tin staff, before she could figure out what was going on with her, she was already screaming from the flames.

Just raised the goblin slightly away from the flames, Tang Seng was indifferent to her screams, and continued to circle around the fire with her.

After a while, I finally came back to my senses from the dazed state that had just woken up, and observed for a while in the whirling world, and then the goblin realized that he was actually tied up and roasted! No longer caring about screaming, she glared at Tang Seng angrily: "Who are you guys, what do you want to do to me!?" ”

"Nothing, just preparing lunch." Responding casually, Tang Seng continued to turn the monster, and then said with a smile: "I finally caught you, and I took you away for so long, I was hungry, and I had no dry food." I have no choice but to wronged you and let you serve as food. Oh roar, you're so heavy, it's a lot when it's cooked. ”

"You're heavy! You're heavy! You sinister monk is heavy!! The goblin was furious, if she hadn't been tied up and couldn't break free, she would have pounced on Tang Seng with her eyes breathing fire.

"Tsk, it's really arrogant."

Smacking his lips, Tang Seng didn't argue with the goblin more, but insidiously lowered her lower, so that she could enjoy the pleasure of burning her ass when she woke up before.

"Hot Hot !!" There was another cry of pain, and the goblin didn't dare to continue to be arrogant, but begged for mercy: "Stop, stop, if it goes on like this, I'm really going to get acquainted." ”