Chapter 14 "The Birth of a Family" Baimili Village - Partner Liu Zaishi
"You two staff members are not doing things well, there to see what I do! Is it a reporter who sneaked in and took pictures secretly? ”
Liu Zaishi suddenly shouted in the direction of Fang Moan and Zheng Qiu, obviously noticing the two of them. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
"Don't Liu Zaishi know me?"
Fang Mo'an was puzzled for a while, and realized that he was too self-indulgent, although many materials said that Liu Zaishi would know in advance which guests would be when he participated in the show, but a small role like him should be an overlooked exception, and it would not be too late for all the guests to get to know him politely one by one.
"Still standing there and not talking? It seems that there is a real problem, so you should go and search for any small camera equipment hidden on them. ”
Liu Zaishi ordered the people on the side to come, and then, a guy who looked very strong walked over to Fang Mo'an.
"I'm not ......" Fang Mo'an waved his hand, and was just about to explain his identity, when he heard Zheng Qiu on the side introduce him: "Liu Zaishi's senior, this is ......"
"I know, I know, he is S.M's Fang Mo'an, I have already read his information, you two were scared by me just now!"
After Liu Zaishi finished speaking, he laughed triumphantly, laughing, hysterical, as if he had done something incredible and very interesting, like a clown who entertained himself.
If from Fang Mo'an's point of view, Liu Zaishi is just making himself laugh, and his acting skills are still very exaggerated.
So, is this the real level of a variety show ace that dominates laughter? Isn't it funny at all?
Fang Mo'an felt that the perfect mirror reflecting Liu Zaishi in his heart was cracked, this was not the Liu Zaishi he knew at all, nor was it a variety show he was familiar with, and he couldn't even meet the requirements of semi-finished products.
Liu Zaishi finished laughing alone, completed his performance alone, and looked at Fang Mo'an and said:
"Why don't you cooperate with me and choose to be at a loss?"
"Can you just say it, senior?"
"Say, I'd like to hear the reason for your non-cooperation."
Fang Mo'an hesitated for a moment, but still said bluntly: "Because I don't think it's funny, I can't cooperate." ”
"The only one who has the right not to force himself to cooperate with us is the audience."
Liu Zaishi pointed at himself, and then at Fang Moan, emphasizing: "But you and I are not audiences, but variety shows who strive to bring laughter to the audience in "The Birth of a Family"! ”
"Variety artist."
Fang Mo'an repeated this word, knowing that Liu Zaishi was mentioning him, but he still felt that his idea was right:
"So a variety show, do you have to pick up one bad stalk after another that is not funny to deal with the audience? I'm a newcomer, but I don't think it's right. ”
"Fang Mo'an, what are you talking about, that's Liu Zaishi's senior!"
Zheng Qiu almost jumped up, thinking that there was a reason why this kid was ignored by the agent, he was destined to be so troublesome, which agent had a brain pump, so he was willing to be a cow and a horse to help Fang Mo'an.
However, Liu Zaishi generously said that it didn't matter, and helped to play the round:
"Every newcomer to variety shows grows up step by step with questions, when I asked a similar question to a senior, I yelled louder than him, but in the end, I was taught by the senior's reasoning that I had no temper, and I also understood what a real variety show is."
"What kind of reasoning is that?"
"The senior said that when I was expecting to participate in variety shows, my mind was full of good stalks, and the joke baggage that others threw at you was also good stalks, it was completely whimsical, newcomers' views, most of the time, variety shows are all useless stalks, and everyone can only cooperate tacitly, and save these bad stalks by sacrificing their image or even entertaining themselves, so that the audience can't help laughing under the familiar feeling."
Liu Zaishi recalled the conversation back then and continued:
"If you don't praise it because you receive a bad stalk, and I don't show it because I think of a bad stalk, then everyone is staring at each other, waiting for inspiration to come? A variety show is not a spectacle to ask the gods for a miracle. If you had cooperated with me just now, the scene would not have been so embarrassing, and maybe we would have improvised and made everyone laugh. ”
"But I think that's very difficult, because I can't laugh myself, and how can I cooperate with others."
"How to cooperate, the explanation is not explained, do you want to try with me again, this time there is no script, we improvise another person?"
Liu Zaishi suggested that in fact, he is very happy to use similar entertainment exercises to help newcomers better understand variety shows, so it is also an experience for himself.
"Okay." Fang Mo'an agreed, and waited silently with Liu Zaishi for the arrival of the next target.
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Soon after, Yoon Jong-shin, one of the main creative members of "The Birth of a Family", came to the filming site, this person is the oldest among the members, and his face is slightly older, and he often looks sick in the show, and is regarded as a "patient", but he is not really in poor health.
Yin Zhongxin is a four-eyed uncle, so he found Liu Zaishi from a long distance, he walked over to say hello very casually, but found that Liu Zaishi didn't pay attention to him at all, but was looking at the house not far away with a young man who was born with his eyes.
"Zaishi, what are you staring at the locked room, is there anyone inside?"
Yin Zhongxin leaned over and was immediately covered by Liu Zaishi's mouth.
"Brother Whisper, it will be a failure to be discovered by Xiaoli!"
"Huh? Hyo-ri came so early today? What the hell is going on? Yin Zhongxin asked curiously.
Liu Zaishi saw that the fish had been hooked, smiled mysteriously, and pointed at Fang Mo'an:
"Just now, this staff member said that he found that Xiaoli brought a bag of food, and secretly hid it in the room over there, and closed the door, didn't I observe here, and was going to quietly push the door in while Xiaoli was not nearby, and steal the food inside!"
"Really?"
Yin Zhongxin glared at Fang Mo'an and confirmed.
Fang Mo'an forcibly calmed himself down and said patiently:
"Although I didn't look carefully, she hid food eighty percent, what is more precious than food in "The Birth of a Family" and has to be hidden like that, you must know that you are not allowed to bring any food in the show, you can only be self-sufficient, go to the field to dig vegetables, catch fish in the river, pick fruits from the trees, ......"
"And what are you waiting for here? You can't be fooling me, right? ”
Yin Zhongxin was suspicious, this is not a kind thing to share with others.
Fang Mo'an had an idea, and said with a crackle:
"There has to be someone here to keep an eye on the wind, and stop Sister Xiaoli when the time comes, but the two of us, no one wants to do such a thing, I am a kind report, but there is no reason to risk it for you, besides, she is still my idol......"
"Stop, stop, you are so fake and serious at a young age, and you like to tell the truth so much?"
Yin Zhongxin didn't want to listen to Fang Mo'an talk about Li Xiaoli's fame history, he looked at Liu Zaishi and discussed:
"Zaishi, why don't you stay here and I'll go over and get food?"
"Brother, you're letting me die!" Liu Zaishi shook his head reluctantly: "In this case, I won't do it for one person and half of it." ”
Yin Zhongxin gritted his teeth, thinking that a bowl of instant noodles in "The Birth of a Family" is the happiest life, and compromised: "No matter what, I'll give you two-thirds of the total!" ”
"Deal!"
Liu Zaishi agreed, and then he and Fang Mo'an watched as Yin Zhongxin walked towards the house with the door closed, but there was no food hidden at all.
As for what's there, broken chairs? Litter? Big spiders? Anyway, when I pushed the door open and went in, I could only be covered in dirt, my body was gray and abrupt, and my heart was even more abrupt.
However, the hearts of those who succeed in their plots will become extraordinarily bright.
"It works well, it works very well!"
Liu Zaishi and Fang Mo'an high-fived, rejoicing, and just as Fang Mo'an was about to reply, he heard the director shouting not far away:
“cut!”
So......
This is not a drill, but an actual shooting?
Fang Mo'an was really blindsided.