Chapter Ninety-Two: The Devil Comes to the Door
After Captain Fu left, Qian Yu looked like his original form, Erlang's legs were stilted on the desk, the pen turned between his fingers, and his chin was facing Lu Le, looking high. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Tell me, what were you doing at the time of the crime?"
"Hey! Comrade policeman, you put your long legs in front of me, how can I have the heart to answer questions......"
Qian Yu smiled contemptuously: "I can see a lot of little rascals like you, I advise you not to play any tricks with me, and explain the problem honestly, otherwise I will have a hundred ways to kill you!" ”
Hey? It's still a little pepper! We just like this kind of challenging beauty.
"Oops, my legs are a little numb, can you help me rub it, I'll definitely answer the question when it's over."
"I see," Qian Yu stood up and looked around Lu Le, cutting off his hands while he was not paying attention, and immediately handcuffed the back of the chair. "How can I do if my feet are numb and my hands are not numb? It's time to turn around and lose all your limbs. ”
She lowered her head and hooked her fingers to Lu Le's chin, and said coldly, "Can you say it now?" ”
Lu Le stretched out his legs and gave her an autumn wind to sweep the fallen leaves, and she threw herself directly into his arms, and the lips of the two people just stuck together.
At that moment, Lu Le playfully stretched out his tongue, soft and sweet, and the taste was really good!
I wanted to teach the hooligans a lesson, but I let the hooligans take advantage of them, and my boyfriend who had been talking for more than half a year had never enjoyed this kind of treatment, but I didn't expect the first kiss to be sent out so inexplicably.
But why is your face so hot now? Why is my heart beating so hard? It's a shame......
The moment she withdrew her body from Lu Le's arms, her head was blank, and she blushed and didn't know what to say.
"Hey! Loosen me, I'm here to help you, and I'm not a criminal! ”
"I think you're not just a criminal, you're a hooligan!"
"Believe it or not, how did you handcuff me, how will I untie it later?"
"Joke, not only do I want to handcuff you, I also want to lock you up!"
Qian Yu said and called the guards to come and lock him in the confinement room first, Lu Le didn't expect this little pepper to come to the real thing, it was difficult to ride a tiger at that time, and it was too late to be soft, so he had to change his tone and ask her: "What if you wronged a good person?" ”
"Then I'll treat you to dinner and apologize to you."
When she was dragged away by the guards, Lu Le was still turning around and yelling at her: "Don't forget what you said!" I'll wait for you to invite me to dinner! ”
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The confinement room is in the corner of the police station compound, the door is tightly covered by a large jujube tree, there is no sunlight all year round, and in the four-square-meter room, the only ventilation hole in the wall can't even stick out of the head, and there is a musty smell everywhere in the dark and damp.
There wasn't even a chair in the room, so Lu Le had to sit on the cold concrete floor and sigh. Lao Niu and the five senior sisters must have also been dragged to the police station, but why didn't they hear their movements at all?
At this time, the locked iron door of the confinement room suddenly "squeaked", and Lu Le thought he was here to let himself out, but he saw a big foot stepping in!
The door was locked, and there was no gap in the door, and Lu Le rubbed his eyes vigorously to make sure that he was not dazzled.
The big foot was wearing those very old mille-feuille shoes, and now he had nowhere to buy them, but when he stepped in, he was on the ground with his heels pointing upwards. If it's a ghost, it should be on tiptoe, right?
Lu Le couldn't figure out what it was for a while, so he tilted his head to the side, pretending not to see anything, but the corners of his eyes were staring at the big foot.
At this moment, a face appeared on the door, and it was clear that there was nothing on it, but it was staggering around to look at the situation in the room.
When it saw Lu Le sitting on the ground, it jumped in from the iron gate sideways.
Which kind person is this, afraid that I will be bored here alone, so he specially found a ghost to play tricks on me?
He sat motionless on the ground, thinking I want to see what you're going to do!
The demon came straight to him, sat side by side with him, and hung his head in a daze.
After a brief silence, the ghost spoke first: "Dude, are you tired of pretending to be like this?" I know you can see me. ”
I'll it! Lu Le was so shocked that his jaw almost drooped to his chest: "Is my brother so well-known in the ghost circle now?" ”
The ghost didn't even have a breathhole on his face, and he didn't know where the voice came from, and his voice was sharp and thin, like Liu Dagang, the village party secretary who was neither male nor female:
"It's not, it's just that when you passed under that big jujube tree, your handsomeness caught my attention."
No wonder people often say that good arms and legs are not as good as a good mouth. In these years, even ghosts are so good at slapping sycophants, how can it be embarrassing.
"Don't talk about that useless, say, who are you, what's the matter with me?"
"I'm just a little ghost, don't say it, the little one really has something to ask you for." As he spoke, he took out a box of three fives from the pocket of his robe, and instead of smoking it, he gave one to Lu Le, and respectfully ordered it for him.
Lu Le was feeling aggrieved in his heart, this cigarette was undoubtedly a charcoal in the snow, he took a deep breath and his throat was cool, which was both refreshing and refreshing.
"The grade is not low! Where did you get these three five dozens? ”
"Where else can I fight, someone else burned it for me."
I'll go! Lu Le almost choked to death with a puff of cigarette, so he quickly extinguished it, and said while coughing:
"If you have something to say, let it go, don't give me sugar-coated shells."
"Dude, do you want to take a trip to the underworld? That is, as the saying goes? ”
"Fuck your uncle, why do I have to go to the underworld when I'm working hard? What if you can't come back? ”
"No, no, it's just a dozing off."
Let me go down to the underworld, isn't this? This ghost must have other purposes, so it's inconvenient to say it directly.
"If you go around the bend again, believe it or not, I'll blast you out?"
"Captain Fu in this police station, tomorrow night, will die at the end of his life, and it is clearly written in the book of life and death, and this errand of collecting souls and taking people will naturally fall on Xiao's body. But Captain Nafu is extremely murderous, and we and other yin ghosts can't get close at all, so the little one is thinking about asking your buddy to help with this. ”
Lu Le has long heard the legend of Yang people doing bad things, and the most famous one is "Wei Zhengmeng's Killing Jinghe Longjun", but although Captain Fu has a fierce face, it can be seen that he is a serious and responsible policeman, and he has no grudges in the past and no enmity in the near future, why should I go to this troubled water?
"Forget it, you'd better find someone else, I'm afraid of messing up."
"It's too much trouble for me to find someone else, so how can I smash it? If you see him tomorrow night, he will surely die, unless you ......"
Lu Le was interested at that time: "Unless what? ”
"Unless he is with his wife, hehehe, the yang person's soul is out of the body and he can't see the slightest fishy smell, and when he misses the child, he will add another twelve years of yang life."