What the? Foot?

Qian Chuanzi's hands trembled, and he felt that the door to a new world was opening in front of him. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Boss, worthy of being the boss, you are right, we must continue to challenge ourselves."

Standing up excitedly, Qian Chuanzi was about to take off his shoes.

Everyone's faces are black, and Yu Jingtian's face is even darker, so Lao Tzu said casually, dare to take stinky feet out, and see if Lao Tzu doesn't chop it.

"You sit down for me."

The money string was pressed, and Wu Zi was excited: "Oh, if I can practice the foot shaking dice, I will be able to surpass my ancestors." Oh, my life, it's going to heaven. ”

Ge Gen just covered his nose, don't look at people who don't pay attention to their appearance, but people pay attention to hygiene, and their big hands pinched the neck of the money string, and tightened the posture: "How dare you shake your stinky feet, see if I don't kill you." ”

Qian Chuanzi had a cold face: "What, are you still stopping me from going up?" ”

Ge Gen smirked, this is a fart motivated, disgusting people, isn't it?

Wei Jingtian spoke: "Since Qian Skewers want to practice, let's practice." ”

Qian Chuanzi was overjoyed, proudly looking at everyone, and people who were so happy and angry as Gegen were bitter.

Wei Jingtian said again: "Let's eat the brothers' shoes first." ”

Everyone was stunned, laughed, and made a bitter face for the money skewers.

Wei Jingtian comforted him: "You can create other new ways to play and new rules, just this one." If everybody used their feet in the future, they wouldn't be smoked to death. ”

Qian Chuanzi looked at the sky, thinking about it, a group of big stinky feet were surging around on the table, and they really couldn't stand it.

"I have something for you to do, and you can do it for me."

The lost Qian Chuanzi immediately puffed up his chest: "The boss just speaks." ”

Wei Jingtian explained in a low voice, and Qian Chuanzi's eyes became brighter and brighter: "I'll go." ”

Wei Jingtian hesitated: "You find someone to go, now you are the owner of the gambling house, they may not know you." ”

"Don't be afraid, I'm disguised."

Seeing that Wei Jingtian was still hesitating, Qian Chuanzi hurriedly said: "Boss, brothers, who can be more like a gambler than me?" Just me. ”

"That's... Well, it has to be done, and it can't be leaked. ”

"Don't worry."

Dong Qicheng, who finally took off the thick circle of white gauze on his head, entered the palace.

When the emperor saw him, he said leisurely: "Can you see people?" ”

Dong Qicheng was ashamed, and hated Jing Tian to death in his heart, if it weren't for Cangya Mountain's ghosts, he would have been able to settle the little widow smoothly, how could he hurt himself with his wife and concubine.

Dong Qicheng kowtowed: "The minister has the trust of the emperor." ”

"Hmph." The emperor folded: "Say it." ”

Dong Qicheng spit out the words that he had thought about for a long time: "The ambition of the wolf son of Cangya Mountain must not be kept. ”

The emperor narrowed his eyes and said coldly: "Really? ”

Dong Qicheng lowered his head deeply: "The Son of Heaven went out on patrol, but he almost... Death in the water. Although they are rude, there is no trace of respect in their speech and demeanor. ”

The emperor smiled coldly, he really couldn't raise it.

I don't want to think about how he raised it. Wei Jingtian also helped him raise a side of the people.

"Tell me in detail about where you went."

Dong Qicheng didn't dare to be careless, and drove the stars and the moon he said all the way to Ganzhou, and as soon as he arrived at Cangya Mountain, he was left behind, how the water bandits prevaricated, how perfunctory, how disdainful, how they looked down on the court, and how they worked hard to do everything possible for the holy life, until they almost died, they had to return to the capital to resume their lives.

If the bandits are there, they have to applaud him and throw rotten eggs. This shameless thing, why don't you tell a story?

Ma Dan, what are you doing but sleeping with a little widow?

The emperor had his own thoughts and asked, "Have you figured out the old nest of the Emperor?" The surrounding terrain is also figured out? ”

Dong Qicheng's heart suddenly, how dare he say that he still can't tell which tooth is which tooth, and the emperor doesn't care what the broken place in Ganzhou is, he just wants to know if he has got what he wants.

Gritted his teeth: "It's all figured out." ”

It's just that when I got to the county seat, I walked a little more, and when I got to the first waterway, I walked all the way, and then I turned left three times and right twice, and I arrived.

"Okay."

The emperor's eyes were blazing: "If you lead the troops..."

Dong Qicheng's heart was cold, and he instinctively felt that it was not good, and immediately said: "Your Majesty, the Ganzhou bandits have been around for a long time, although they are not as good as the regular army of the imperial court, they can glide on the water like loaches." We can't fight with them without water, but our officers and soldiers are... Good at land warfare. ”

The emperor's face sank: "Then according to you, what should I do?" You Dong Qicheng went on a trip, just to tell me that there is no way to take that nest of water bandits? ”

At the end of the day, harsh and cold.

Dong Qicheng was miserable, he thought he was just going to inspect it, he thought that the water bandits were not in the climate, he thought that ... The emperor actually wanted him to suppress the bandits?

This... How?

Thinking of the gloomy bones soaked in the water, Dong Qicheng felt that his blood was going to freeze, and gritted his teeth and said: "If the water bandits go ashore... Unable to escape. ”

The emperor was high above and looked coldly at Dong Qicheng, who was kneeling on the ground with his head bowed. scolded the fool in his heart, Ganzhou is either a mountain or a water, the mountain hugs the water, the water bubbles the mountain, if the water bandits can be separated from the water, the Ganzhou water bandits have already disappeared.

"How do you see how do you get them ashore?"

Dong Qicheng was speechless, and said for a while: "If you recruit them into Beijing..."

The emperor's voice was even colder: "Didn't you know the original agreement?" Wei Jingtian is not a fool, her sailors, only she has the right to deploy, and she will never leave Ganzhou. ”

Saying that, he gritted his teeth, and at the beginning, Wei Jingtian said that she could only be in charge of the water bandits, and the court agreed as long as they kept to themselves, anyway, it would not consume the imperial court's military supplies and maintain the stability of one side. And never leave Ganzhou, it was he, the emperor, who proposed it, so that the water bandits could not go out of the state to make trouble.

Now it seems that this has protected them.

No jokes.

The emperor rubbed his forehead, at the beginning, it was time to transfer all the bandits to the north or west.

Dong Qicheng also thought of the inside story, of course, he couldn't say that the emperor and the court made mistakes, and after thinking about it for a long time, he really couldn't think of a way to let the water bandits go ashore.

muttered: "Those water bandits are fierce, and it is always a big trouble to keep them, if they are..."

The emperor's ears moved, and he shouted, "What? Say it out loud. ”

Dong Qicheng was excited, and subconsciously said: "If the Xiyan people enter Ganzhou, then Wei Jingtian must go to resist the enemy, and the two sides will face each other, killing the enemy and suppressing the bandits..."

The emperor was furious: "Is Xiyan a fool? They will only ride horses, leave the flat Yanzhou and not walk, go over the mountains, and wade through the water? Idiot! ”

I can't help but complain to God, there is black water in the north, the sea in the east, and dangerous mountains in the west, why doesn't God open his eyes and let the mountains in the west grow further south, completely isolating Yanzhou from Xiyan.

Why is that piece missing?

Dong Qicheng's body pressed even lower: "The minister is guilty, and the matter of suppressing bandits needs to be considered in the long run, and the emperor will be angry." ”

Thousands of years of water banditry nests cannot be wiped out overnight. Dong Qicheng shouted in his heart, turned a blind eye and passed, aren't they now at peace.

Don't let him lead his troops into battle.

The Emperor frowned suddenly, his chest heaving.

While entering the puppet-like big eunuch, he hurriedly stepped forward and fed a cup of tea with the smell of medicine to the emperor's mouth.

The emperor took a few sips and regained his composure.

looked at Dong Qicheng: "In your opinion, is it possible to rebel?" ”

Let them die of infighting.

Dong Qicheng didn't dare to move, and hesitated: "Wild is untamable, I'm afraid..."

People don't recognize the court, how can they rebel?

He didn't dare to say that those people were too loyal to Wei Jingtian, thinking that the water bandit who took the initiative to curry favor with him at the beginning, now that he thinks about it, it is just a trick they made.

The emperor heard his unfulfilled intentions and was furious: "Get out, useless thing." Get lost! ”

Dong Qicheng hurriedly "rolled" out, walked out of the hall, and kept wiping the cold sweat on his forehead, fortunately, there was no punishment. (To be continued.) )