Chapter 6: The Bearded

After Ma Gongzi's two reminders, Ah Jiu finally read the pronunciation correctly, and the dragon rope flew to the bearded man to quickly tie up the target, the bearded man just wanted to struggle, Ma Gongzi's sword was already on the bearded man's neck, and the bearded man explained again helplessly: "I'm really not Liu Yidao." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"Hmph, tomorrow you will go to the county government to receive the reward, what do you have to say to the county master."

"Ma Gongzi, since Liu Yidao has been caught, let's discuss the matter of dividing the money first, I suggest **** open, I am four, you are six, be fair, there are few people who are willing to suffer like me, make a friend, what is it to divide the money less."

"No, I've never liked to take advantage of others, and you can be considered merit in attracting Liu Yidao, and you will be divided into ten percent."

"The money is all for me, what about you?"

"I'll take nine hundred and ninety percent."

"Ah, the thousand-point system, send mercy, is it okay to give twenty percent?"

"Okay, I'm a very reasonable person."

Ma Gongzi snatched the bearded fan and sat on the futon to study it carefully, and Ah Jiu escorted the bearded man to the second floor to take care of it.

"Let me go, I'm really not Liu Yidao." The bearded man looked at Ah Jiu innocently.

"Shut up the work, yours, talk a lot of nonsense, talk nonsense, spicy and spicy."

"You're a wolf?"

"I'm dropping, no, I've just watched too many anti-Japanese war movies, but I know a lot of torture."

"I'm really not Liu Yidao."

"No need to explain, I won't judge you." Ah Jiu untied his backpack and filled the rifle magazine.

"Hey, do you think it's so unfair to divide the money just now?" The bearded man said suddenly.

"Unfair?" Ah Jiu frowned.

"That's right, even I can't see it, it's obviously your credit is great, and I was also caught by you, but he only gave you a little money, I don't think it's better to be like this, you secretly escorted me to the government alone, won't the bounty be all yours at that time?" The bearded man has a look that I am so beautiful for you.

Ah Jiu hurriedly shook his head: "No, if he catches up, he will cut off my head, and then my life will be gone." ”

"I look at this secret weapon very powerful, you go down and kill him, and the money will still be yours at that time." The bearded man gave Ah Jiu advice again.

Ah Jiu hurriedly shook his head: "I don't dare." ”

The bearded man looks very ironclad and steely: "Support the bold to death, starve to death the cowardly, honest deserve to suffer, ruthless to make a fortune, haven't you heard of murder and arson, gold belts to repair roads and bridges without corpses?" ”

"I haven't heard of it, I only know that good is rewarded with good and evil is rewarded with evil, Liu Yidao, your evil retribution has arrived, no matter how much you say."

"Do you really believe that good is rewarded with good, and evil is rewarded with evil?"

"Exactly, this is the cycle of heavenly principles."

"Tianli, do you know that the wicked enjoy all the glory and wealth in their lives, and they have great scenery after death, and there are still people who write books and praise them."

"But in the next life, they will definitely be thrown into the animal way, as pigs and dogs, and get bad retribution."

"No, you are wrong, the underworld is darker than the world, as long as there is money, the wicked can also have good rewards, even if they do all the bad things in this life, as long as they have money, they will still be reincarnated in the rich and noble family in the next life, and those who have no money will not only suffer a lot in this life, but also be a cow and a horse in the next life, and plow the fields for those rich people."

"I'm from the underworld, so I know."

"You're from the underworld?" Ah Jiu asked in surprise.

"Do you know who I am?"

"You're Liu Yidao."

"Wrong, I'm Zhong Kui."

"What Kui?"

"Zhong Kui."

"Zhong Kui who hunts ghosts?"

"Exactly."

"Liu Yidao, you can really make it up, why don't you say that you are Yan Chixia, maybe I can still believe you." Ah Jiu shook his head helplessly.

"Our family is really Zhong Kui." The bearded man explained very sincerely.

"I admit that your acting is very good, and your expressions can be in place, which is enough to be fake, but there are countless flaws in your lie."

"What's the flaw?"

"Okay, I'll point it out, so that you may die without complaint."

"First, I believe that Zhong Kui is an upright person and will not teach me to kill people and do bad things."

"I'm trying to test your character."

"Second, how good is Zhong Kui's martial arts, if you really Zhong Kui can be caught by the two of us mortals?"

"I was caught by my own treasure."

"Third, I heard that Zhong Kui is very ugly, but you are long, by the way, I also heard that Zhong Kui is very knowledgeable."

"Thank you."

"Thanks for what?"

"Thank you for the compliment."

"I remember that Zhong Kui is the champion, can I test you?"

"Take the test casually, my study has never stopped, and I can also write Bagu Wen."

"Archaeological poems, bright moonlight in front of the bed, the next sentence is ......"

"Suspected frost on the ground."

"Wrong, Liu Yidao, you can really make it up, it's only two pairs of shoes on the ground."

"Ah, why are there two pairs of shoes on the ground?"

"I don't know, I also listened to cross talk, I didn't listen to it all, okay, I'll give you another chance, take another test, hoe the day of the afternoon, the next sentence is ......?"

"Okay, I won't answer either, you just treat me as Liu Yidao." The bearded man let out a long sigh.

Ah Jiu looked at the red gourd on his waist, and the bearded man immediately came to his senses and said, "I have wine in this gourd." ”

"I don't drink, get up." Ah Jiu went down to the hall of Lanruo Temple with a big beard.

At this moment, Ma Gongzi was still studying the fan, and Ah Jiu said: "I'm afraid that the night will be long and the dream will be too much, so let's leave immediately to send him to the county office, right?" ”

Yamen of Guobei County.

"Ascension."

"Someone reported the crime, and the money was collected." The official muttered quietly.

"Did you receive any money?" The prefectural order swayed out.

"It's not confiscated yet, my lord, sit tight, my lord." The master nodded and served beside him.

"Adults rinse their mouths, adults wash their faces." The left and right officials waited.

"If you want me to be promoted to the third watch, I don't have a single point for the official fee, so I will play 30 boards first."

"Double, sixty boards." Master repeated it out loud.

"Got any money?" The prefectural order asked again.

"How can there be money if you don't fight?"

"Don't hurry up and fight with me." The prefectural order took out a bamboo stick and threw it on the ground.

"My lord, we just caught the murderer Liu Yidao." Ah Jiu hurriedly explained his intentions.

"Who is he?" The county magistrate looked at the master and asked.

"My lord, this Liu Yidao is a felony with a bounty of a thousand gold, but we caught him three hours ago."

The county commander's eyes immediately widened, and he slapped the shocked wood fiercely: "Bold, I'm already greedy enough to talk, why are you greedy to come to me to talk, do you want to tear down my signboard and cheat me out of my bounty, I hit you dizzy and dazzling, and your ass blooms." ”

"Hit." The master shouted.

"My lord, we really caught Liu Yidao, we have already brought him, please take a look, my lord." (To be continued.) )