Chapter 102: Jiang Ye with the lower limit of IQ (Second Update!!) )
(Friendly reminder, after getting drunk, Jiang Ye's IQ is at the level of a primary school student.) Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info)
The intense feeling of dizziness, like a big hand beyond the timeline, used the two-way foil impact fiercely, flattening my mind, but I didn't really want to vomit, because I directly chose a direction and fell down without warning.
The last bit of lucid consciousness told me that it was Su Rong's leg.
"Jiang Ye?" "Sayoko?" "Brother Night??"
"Brother Night, are you okay??" Qin Wan's voice was a little hazy.
It's okay, my whole face, probably as red as a monkey's ass, is hot, and I don't want to open my eyes.
I thought I was drinking a little better, but now it seems that I am still so weak in drinking, these seemingly mild cocktails are actually depth charges, my whole body began to dizzy, I have no strength to speak, hot, uncomfortable, uneasy.
"It's the strength of the wine that has come up, the amount of alcohol this guy Sayoko, after drinking so many cocktails, it's okay, let him rest."
"Wu Heng, you just make it bad, and you, Qin Wan, don't know how to manage Brother Ye, I know that he doesn't drink well." Su Rong said angrily, then touched my humming face, leaned over and whispered, "It's okay, Brother Night, you lie down well, if you want to vomit, remember to call me." ”
I tried hard to shake my head, but in the end it was just a small range of movements, and I was uncomfortable and had nothing to say, and I didn't want to move, so I nested on Su Rong's thighs.
"Sayoko is really going to take advantage." Lao Wu said with a smile, and then everyone started a new round of games, but the voices in my ears, the noise on the wine table, were gradually fading, and I was like a fish sinking to the bottom of the sea.
Their laughter, their later enjoyment, I don't seem to be aware of it.
When I was a little conscious and gradually recovered, I vaguely heard Lao Wu talking with Brother Jin at the wine table, heard the words of Qin Wan and Su Rong, heard Qin Wan and Yan Yuer's wine fight, and then there was a series of noises that I couldn't explain clearly, and then it was over.
People who are easily drunk can't realize the speed of nightlife, and I don't know who is at the wine table, indeed, when I am drunk and unconscious, I can't participate in the joy that was originally prepared for me, and I returned the excitement to the people at the wine table in less than 1 hour of the bar party.
I don't know how I got into the car, I don't know how I got home, I can feel the cool breeze of the night, blowing into my shirt, blowing into my body, and then, it is Qin Wan's whispering in my ear, the sound of watching the car door, Lao Wu seems to be there, I thought, I fell asleep like this, and slept until tomorrow morning, my mind suddenly seemed to be lit up, and when I got home, I was helped to go to bed, I said clearly, "I want to take a bath." ”
I paused, then said firmly, "I'm going to take a shower." ”
The smell of alcohol, the next day the bed sheets are troublesome to wash, at least the body is cleaner, under the guidance of this general direction, I have some strength, "I, not feeling well, want to take a bath, brush your teeth." ”
His eyes were still a little blurry, stumbling, and he wanted to widen his eyes, but he obviously couldn't do it, so he could only walk around the wall, "Okay, okay, be nice, I'll help you." I heard Su Rong's voice and sighed softly, "Okay, Su Rong, okay, I want, um, take a bath." After some incoherent expressions of what I meant, I began to take off my pants.
"What are you doing!" Su Rong's exclamation seemed to appear in my ears.
"I'm going to take a shower, it's uncomfortable, my clothes need to be changed." In this state of consciousness, I can't understand Su Rong's words, and I should take off my clothes when I take a shower.
"Sleep first, change tomorrow, can't you? It's okay not to make trouble, Brother Night. ”
My obsession was rising, "No, don't wash it, the sheets are dirty, Su Rong will wash it tomorrow, it's very troublesome." "Although I know that the girl next to me is Su Rong, I still can't connect the Su Rong in front of me with the usual Su Rong.
After I got drunk, it was obviously Su Rong next to me, but I was separated by a strange sense of alienation.
It's like two feet stepping into two different rivers, or stepping into another world, and you can't tell the difference.
"Okay, fool, got it, I'll help you, okay."
"Help me, help me something."
"I'll take a shower for you."
"No, no, I'm going to wash it myself." I waved my hand and walked straight into the bathroom. If I were sober, if I knew that at this moment I decisively rejected Su Rong's offer to help me take a bath, I guess I would regret it.
I staggered into the bathroom, ready to brush my teeth first, only to wipe it on my arm three times in a row.
My mental reactions and my actions are quite out of harmony, extremely slow.
"Fool, stupid Jiang Ye, I'll help you, what else do you see you can do?"
"Next time you don't drink, don't be reckless..." Su Rong helped me wipe the toothpaste, put the water, and stuffed it to my mouth, I finally found the direction, began to brush my teeth, and wiped my face after brushing my teeth, the temperature on my face was still so high, as if it had been ignited.
"I don't know, I don't know, at first, this wine, sweet, I don't feel anything, it tastes good."
I continued to wipe my face and walked towards the shower.
However, I couldn't find where the sprinkler was, and I couldn't find it at all when I felt around the glass mountain.
"I can't find the sprinkler, I can't find it." I stupidly stayed where I was, "Okay, okay, okay, you wait for me for a while!" ”
I heard a slight squeeze of rustling.
"Hurry up, me, I'm going to take a shower." Standing naked in the shower, indescribably strange, all kinds of cold.
"Okay, I'm here, don't look at it, Brother Night."
"Look, I'm going to take a shower quickly, it's a little cold."
"Silly melon, okay, I'll help you wipe the shower gel."
"I'm going to wash my hair."
"Okay, then give you a touch of shampoo." Su Rong's slender hand ran through my short hair, pressing it slightly hard, "Bow your head, Brother Night." I lowered my head, Su Rong began to help me flush, and then I could feel the temperature of my skin approaching, I don't know which part of Su Rong's body it was, it was warm, but for my current temperature, it was cool, and my stove transmitted my body temperature.
But I didn't pay attention to this, I was holding my breath, I was afraid that the water would choke me, but fortunately I didn't, I successfully held my breath, and happily asked Su Rong to wipe it for me, "Don't move, I'll help you touch the shower gel." ”
"Okay, okay." At this time, I seemed to have an IQ of only a primary school student, and I really stood there motionless, letting Su Rong touch my body.
However, the lower limit of IQ does not mean that my physiological impulse will go offline, the hot furnace, like an electric shock, rubbing again and again, makes my body a little strange, but I can't say what kind of abnormality it is, I only know that I want to hug the woman in front of me.
Maybe this is an instinct, or do I still have an indescribable affection for this Su Rong, who seems a little strange after I got drunk? (To be continued.) )