Chapter Seventy-Nine: Demon Kong Yiji

When the shopkeeper saw Duan Zhen coming in, his face was not as pale as that of ordinary humans, and his face was ruddy, and he looked completely energetic. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

The shopkeeper seemed to understand something, and said with a smile: "Yo, it turned out to be a human 'pretty brother', I don't know what I want to eat?" ”

Duan was also stunned for a moment when he heard the store say this, he knew what the "pretty guy" in the store's mouth was doing.

This is generally to describe those handsome men, these men by virtue of their appearance, attached to some powerful demons, to be the retainers of these demons, these demons are mostly female, but there are also some individual males.

Of course, this is also relative, there are men who sell their hue, and there are not a few women who sell their hue, and there are also some women who are forbidden by the big devil, which is very normal.

However, although Duan Ji knew what this meant, he didn't care, just looked at the store and smiled slightly, and said, "I thank you for your recognition of my appearance, but it's a pity that I'm not what you think." ”

When the shopkeeper heard Duan constantly say this, he was obviously stunned for a moment, but he didn't care, and greeted: "I don't know what Your Excellency is going to order, we have all kinds of special dishes from hell here, and you have eaten it once, and you don't want to eat food from other demon shops in the future." ”

Duan kept hearing the shopkeeper shouting here, and enjoyed a familiar feeling again: "Oh! I'll just sit here! ”

Duan kept pointing to the place where the demon Kong Yiji was, thinking about the shopkeeper and signaling, "There, there shouldn't be any problems!" ”

The shopkeeper looked at Duan as he kept pointing his fingers, and saw a person sitting there, and a trace of disdain flashed on the shopkeeper's face, but he still said, "Since Your Excellency wants to sit there, as long as there is nothing wrong with the guy opposite, then it's fine." ”

"Good!"

Duan kept smiling and walked up to Demon Kong Yiji: "Your Excellency doesn't mind if I sit here!" ”

Demon Kong Yiji was originally just sitting here alone, with a plate of fennel beans on the table, eating alone, and he didn't pay attention to it when Duan kept coming in, but he didn't expect this human to find him.

"Huh?"

Mo Kong Yiji looked rather downcast, and looked indifferent: "You are really interesting, everyone else avoids me like a fly, but you have to sit here." ”

"Haha!"

Duan kept letting out a hearty laugh, he didn't know how long it had been since he had laughed like this, but now he was very happy: "You demon is also very interesting, at least it's the first time I've seen a demon like you." ”

"What do I look like?"

Demon Kong Yiji was stunned for a moment, then reacted, and said helplessly: "You mean the way I look now, I didn't expect that my Demon Kong Yiji is a seven-foot demon who is actually despised by a human today." However, it doesn't matter, the demons of hell are like this now, they don't know what real learning is, they just blindly want to innovate, but which one really works? ”

"First of all, the first change, the theory of those demon lords, said that a new type of hell should be built, and that all living beings should get along with each other equally. But what about the result? ”

"One by one, they swore all kinds of decrees and put forward all kinds of theories, but they only got one result, that is, they should not hunt and kill human beings wantonly, but the great masters who issued the decrees. Is there little blood and wine in their house? Is there less delicious human flesh in their house? Do they have few human skins and clothes in their homes? ”

Duan kept listening to Demon Kong Yiji say these rebellious remarks, he couldn't and didn't understand them, but he also probably understood some of the situation when he first entered hell.

There are all kinds of classes in this hell, there are naturally privileged classes and there are lower classes, and those restrictive decrees may be effective for ordinary demons, but for these privileged classes, they are nothing more than a piece of paper, and they have no effect at all.

However, what can be done, at least in this hell, the basic survival rights and interests of the demons can be guaranteed, but who can guarantee the right to survival of human beings?

In the final analysis, it is still the law of the jungle, natural selection, survival of the fittest, Duan has always been well aware of this truth when he is on the earth, he never thinks that there is anything to take care of the welfare of the weak.

In this universe, the strong have the right to speak, and the weak can only become the tools of the strong in the end, everything they do, most of the benefits are for the service of the strong, but in the end, a little reward is also for the reward of gratitude.

Therefore, Duan did not express his opinion on what Demon Kong Yiji said, but just changed the topic and said: "I am sitting here entirely because you are a demon who is pleasing to my eyes, and you don't want to sit in a place that makes me unhappy to eat, which is not conducive to the increase of my appetite. If I can't increase my appetite, I won't want to eat, if I don't want to eat, then I won't have the strength to work, if I don't work......, and so on, and eventually the universe will be destroyed. ”

Demon Kong Yiji's originally cloudy eyes were instantly stunned after hearing Duan Xin's divine theory, he didn't expect that there would be such a shameless person in the world. can say some nonsense, say such a burst of words, and can exaggerate his role to the point of the destruction of the universe.

"You are really a special human being, usually other human beings want to retreat when they see our demons, but you seem to be worried that others will ignore you."

Duan kept showing a look of wonder and no, "It's not surprising that you think like this, most humans do, but you don't have to treat me as an ordinary human, because I'm an outlier among ordinary people." ”

Just when Duan kept talking to Demon Kong Yiji, it seemed that he had forgotten something, and the shopkeeper looked at the person and demon in front of him a little speechlessly, and he really didn't expect that these two guys who seemed to be completely incompatible could talk to each other so happily, but you were happy to talk to each other, but at least talk about what you want to eat!

The shopkeeper couldn't stand it anymore, so he could only interrupt their conversation and asked with a smile: "I wonder if this Excellency needs to order something to eat when he comes to our store?" Our specialties here are human barbecue, human meatballs, human meat wine, human meat ....... ”

"Wait!"

Duan listened for a while, and had to say, "In addition to these things, I mean, apart from these things with human flesh as a prefix, is there anything else?" For example, what vegetarian dishes, pasta, and so on. ”

"Huh!"

At this time, Demon Kong Yiji said: "Don't listen to this guy boasting here, where is there any human flesh or anything like that, under the order of the FΓΌhrer, what human flesh is there in a small restaurant like this." ”

"That's it!"

Demon Kong Yiji pointed to a plate of fennel beans in front of him: "Take this thing as an example, guess what this thing is called." After that, he looked at Duan Zheng with a sneer.

"Huh? I want to hear about it! Duan kept nodding, he probably knew what the reason was, this was nothing more than a gimmick made by the store for himself.

Demon Kong Yiji sneered: "Just this thing, this black-hearted shopkeeper actually told me, what is this thing called 'human flesh fragrant beans', and what does this thing have to do with human flesh?" ”

Duan kept shaking his head: "In this way, don't tell me these gimmicks, you just say what these things were originally made of, otherwise I really don't have an appetite." ”

At first, the shop was full of joy, but when he heard that the demon Kong Yiji had uncovered his secrets, his whole face turned green, and he wanted to drive this mouthy demon out. I can only mix a little fennel beans to eat all day, and what is not satisfied, it is really nothing.

"Haha! Don't listen to this guy's nonsense, this gentleman, although the things we have here are not made of human flesh, but they are also some other high-quality meats, which are really good and cheap. ”

Duan kept waving his hand and said casually: "You can casually watch you make some stir-fried vegetables and stir-fried meat, and then have a plate of good rice wine, let's leave it at that for the time being!" That's right! ”

Just as the store was about to leave, Duan continued to say, "Also, make two copies of these things." ”