Chapter 390: Self-deprecation
"Hey, after this busy time, let's find a time to rest......"
Shikamaru exuded a decadent aura all over his body, and his whole body was like a little old man. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
He has experienced the test of life and death in the illusion of Iruka every night for three or four consecutive years, and his mental age is far more mature than that of his peers!
If Iruka's impassioned speech that creates the future can fool other little guys, even the first Hokage, Nagato, Konan, Itachi and others.
That set of calm analysis weighing the pros and cons can make Tsunade, Orochimaru, Nidaime Hokage and others sit down and think about the possibility of things developing, and draw a conclusion that is favorable to the team itself
For Shikamaru, he might be the only one who doesn't care at all!
This has a little to do with mental age, but more because the amount and breadth of information received by Shikamaru greatly surpasses that of this ninja world where information does not circulate, and is even comparable to netizens in the era of the information explosion!
Not to mention that the reason why the ruling class is engaged in a policy of fooling the people and vigorously promoting anti-intellectualism is because the stupid masses are more likely to be fooled, and it is not difficult for us to find out from the deceptions set up by the swindlers that we can come into contact with in our daily lives.
In addition to those who are really clever enough to attack the human psyche, the vast majority of scammers now choose to target the elderly who are about fifty or sixty years old.
It stands to reason that the elderly have eaten more salt than the young people, and have walked more bridges than the young people, so why should the old people with rich life experience be more easily deceived than the young people?
In addition to the inherent weakness of human nature, the real reason is probably because the elderly are not good at using the latest information technology!
They have never learned elsewhere that those old traps that have long been published by idle and boring netizens, and have even become part of some jokes, for them, the methods used by these scammers are really difficult for them to deal with!
And Shikamaru's current state is the same, when Iruka motivates everyone's face, he doesn't have the slightest excitement at all, but has some embarrassment......
This is probably like listening to the boss tell a story that was outdated ten years ago, but everyone except you has never heard of this joke, all of them are a pair of "I rub it, this joke is so funny!" "Look!
Shikamaru said that he was embarrassed that cancer was about to happen! And the only reason for him to join is probably that Iruka is his teacher, and Ding Ci and other friends have joined the plan......
And Shikamaru knows even more that if he doesn't join, Naruto, Ya, Xiao Li, these persistent fools will muttered in his ear over and over again until he joins the crowd, compared to this big trouble, it is not a troublesome thing to complete the task assigned by Iruka with a little harder!
But even so, Shikamaru also looks like he is powerless, and the whole person looks like he has been hollowed out, if he doesn't know that Shikamaru is twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week, it's all like this!
As a teacher, Iruka is probably going to have to discuss with his parents about some sports that are extremely detrimental to the physical development and physical and mental health of minors!
"By the way, if we can really complete my vision and establish a united ninja country, the village needs to set up a resident diplomat in the other four ninja villages......"
But Iruka, who is experienced and much older than Shikamaru fritters, how could there be no way to deal with him, I saw Iruka cough lightly and said to Shikamaru and Hinata:
"Over there in Sand Ninja Village, I'm going to let Naruto stay in the past, you know, Naruto has a good relationship with the five generations of Kazekage and Airo, if you let Naruto ......"
"Ahh
Before Iruka could finish speaking, Hinata on the side let out a weak exclamation, and then she realized her abnormality, and her whole little face suddenly turned red.
But even though he was extremely shy, Hinata didn't find a crack to hide, but looked at Iruka with an expression that was about to cry.
"Iruka-sensei, how can you let Naruto go to the Sand Ninja Village for a permanent stay!"
Shikamaru on the side suddenly came to his senses, and said to Iruka with a serious and serious expression:
"It's only been a few days since the fourth generation Hokage-sama came back, you must not be able to bear to let their father and son separate, right?"
"Yes! Oh, yes! ”
Hinata on the side was like a chick pecking rice, quickly nodding her little head, then looking at Shikamaru with a pair of moving eyes, and finally looking at Iruka with two big watery white eyes and an expectant expression.
"Moreover, although Naruto has a good relationship with the fifth generation of the wind shadow, but you know, Naruto's mouth is easy to offend people if he is not careful, so it is better not to give it to him for diplomacy!"
"Yes! Oh, yes! ”
The cute little Hinata still kept nodding her little head, and then she suddenly realized something, and said to Shikamaru beside her in a whispered voice that only mosquitoes can hear.
"Deer...... Shikamaru, Naruto-kun ...... It's not so ...... Can't speak! ”
Shikamaru coughed a little embarrassedly, as if he hadn't heard Hinata's words at all, and continued:
"So I think it's better to leave the matter of stationing diplomatic ninjas in Sand Ninja Village to me, I'll do it, Hokage-sama, you must rest assured!"
Iruka pretended to be thinking, in fact, Shikamaru naturally knew that this was just Iruka's agitation method, but! What should be fought for, still has to be fought for!
Countless dream lives tell Shikamaru that counting on her sister to take the initiative to pounce on this kind of thing is the same as counting on winning the lottery jackpot every day...... You'd better go out and buy a bet first, and then pray to win the jackpot!
Every day when you stay at home alone and laugh at yourself on the Internet that you are a single dog, you go out to participate in social activities! Sitting at home in front of a computer and wanting to fall in love, you think you play werewolf killing, Cupid will take the initiative to help you connect the red line!
"Don't be in a hurry, there's such a thing as setting up diplomatic envoys, and after the establishment of the United Ninja Village, the first step has not been completed, this is all a later story!"
Iruka shook his head, looking like he would talk about it later, Shikamaru patted his chest hard, looking like he was full of blood:
"Leave it to me! Iruka-sensei, promise to complete the mission! ”