It was nearly noon, Jiang Da beckoned two Taoist priests, one big and one small, to have dinner at home, and the three of them came to the grove next to the village with the tools of catching ghosts. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"Brother Jiang, there are a lot of ghosts in this wood, I don't know which one you like?"

"Twelve-year-old, dressed in blue, covered in blood, with little hair hanging down."

"Brother Jiang's taste is getting heavier and heavier, and he doesn't even let go of the little girl's ghost!"

"Man! I just want to find a woman with a firm and tender body to be my wife! Jiang Da said with a shy smile.

"But if the female ghost is reincarnated, and there is no corpse of her own, she can only find someone else's corpse, can it feel the same at that time?"

"Whatever, let's arrest Xiaoyi for me first!"

"Okay! Poor Dao took your money, and naturally it will be done for you. ”

After that, the Taoist priest led his disciples to lay a circular talisman with a diameter of two meters on the edge, facing the woods, like a trap waiting for sheep to enter the circle.

"I've already set up the formation, Brother Jiang, you quickly go to the woods and lead the female ghost named Xiaoyi into the formation." The Taoist priest commanded lightly.

"I'm going?" Jiang Da looked at the dark and deep woods, and a cold wind blew in his face, blowing his hands and feet cold, and his hair was all over.

Most of the unjust souls hidden in this forest were killed by him, and if he entered, wouldn't he be outnumbered?

"Brother Jiang, if you don't go, no one can lure out that female ghost, so ......"

"I see!" Jiang Da took a deep breath, clenched his hands into fists, and strode towards the woods.

He is ginger, and he is not afraid of the living, afraid of these dead ghosts?

One step, two steps, three steps...... I don't know how many steps I walked, but the wind in the forest became stronger and stronger, and the rustling of the branches swayed, far and near, like the miserable wail of unjust souls.

Jiang Da swallowed, his eyes bulging and looking forward fiercely.

The souls of the dead who were hiding in the dark shadows behind the trees retreated in horror when they saw the ginger bully burst into the woods. It's as if the other party is the real evil ghost.

"Xiaoyi, Jiang Da is here! Come on! A good-natured hanged ghost persuaded Xiao Yi.

Xiao Yi held the mushroom in his hand and looked at the tall figure that was getting closer and closer: "No, I can't go, I still have to go to see Brother Jing." ”

"Don't worry about so many people! Xiao Yi, let's go! Jiang Da is not easy to mess with, and there are Taoist priests outside the forest, I am afraid that he wants to wipe us out, and he doesn't even have to do ghosts. "Anyway, the hanged man floats first.

Xiao Yi looked at the ghosts who fled one after another, and gritted his teeth: "Damn! There is no peace in life, and there is no peace in death! Jiang Da, I'll fight with you. ”

Then she whizzed away at the tall figure.

Jiang Da saw the familiar colors drifting towards him like a wind, and immediately teased: "Great! I didn't expect you to be more anxious than me, Xiaoyi. With that, he turned and ran towards the rune array outside the forest.

Xiao Yi braked sharply at the edge of the forest and exclaimed, "I won't enter your trap!" ”

"It's too late!" The yellow-robed Taoist priest's hand suddenly pushed hard behind Xiao Yi.

Xiao Yi accurately fell into the rune array, and the left and right floats were blocked back by the scorching runes.

Jiang Da drilled out of the talisman array, stood aside, clasped his hands on his chest, and said with a smug smile: "Xiaoyi, you will be able to return to the sun soon!" After returning to Yang and getting married, we will give birth to a big fat boy and live a good life! ”

"Phew! Even if I die, I won't take it from you. Xiao Yi roared.

"You've already died once, do you want to die again? Hahaha! Jiang Da was arrogant and laughed.

The Taoist priest watched coldly, and after they finished chattering with their enemies, he casually took out an empty small white medicine bottle and handed it to Jiang Da.

"Brother Jiang, I'll recite the soul sucking trick later, and you will aim the bottle at the female ghost in the array, understand?"

"Okay!"

The Taoist priest coughed his throat and began to recite the formula.

Jiang Da immediately aimed the mouth of the small medicine bottle at the talisman array and looked at Xiao Yi with squinting eyes.

After the Taoist priest finished reciting a spell slowly, he found that the female ghost in the talisman array did not move, and immediately glanced at the small medicine bottle in Jiang Da's hand, revealing a look of disgust: "Brother Jiang, you haven't opened the bottle cap!" ”

"Hey, hey! I'm not good at catching monsters and collecting ghosts! Again! Jiang pulled the cork from the bottle.

The Taoist priest recited the mantra again, and Xiao Yi instantly turned into a puff of blue smoke and drifted into the small white medicine bottle.

Plugging the bottle cap, Jiang Da played with the small medicine bottle and sighed curiously: "It's so embarrassing that such a thumb-sized thing can hold a twelve-year-old female ghost." ”

"Illusory things, they can't be measured by their surface volume, in fact, a ghost is only the size of a small pill when condensed." The Taoist priest said lightly, and then instructed the little Taoist priest beside him: "Go and clean up the talisman array." ”

By the time the three of them reached the main road of the small village, it was already getting dark.

The Taoist priest glanced at the colorful sunset stretched in the sky, and said with a smile: "Brother Jiang, please keep the small bottle, and I will come to look for you after I finish shopping in the town tomorrow!" ”

"Huh? Can't you let her return to yang today? ”

"Not today, the time is not right, and besides, you haven't even found the corpse you need to return yang, how can you return yang?" The Taoist priest said.

"It's really a trouble for my grandmother, and I have to find the corpse! Tonight, I'm going to the next village to kidnap a beautiful girl! "Jiang Dadao.

"It's your business to get any woman, anyway, there will be no corpse the morning after tomorrow, even if everything is in place, I can't help it!"

"Alright! The morning after tomorrow! If you're procrastinating, be careful that I don't pay the full amount! Jiang Dayi grabbed the placket of the Taoist priest's shirt and warned.

The Taoist priest begged: "Don't worry, as long as Brother Jiang prepares the corpse, even if the younger brother spares his life, he will help you return the female ghost to the yang!" ”

Jiang Da was satisfied, pushed the other party, and walked towards his house. Then he held his chin and looked at the empty door, and muttered, "Although the villagers are afraid of me, it's not good to keep it open all the time." ”

With that, he took an axe from the house and walked towards the old lady's house next door.

"Bang, bang, bang!" With a few sharp loud bangs, the wooden door of the eldest lady's house was removed by Jiang Da.

He pressed the forcibly seized door to his house, and said happily: "Coincidentally, this door is just the right size!" ”

The old lady next door shrank behind the wall with a sad face, and cried aggrievedly: "My wife is really unlucky, she lives next door to the bully's house, and she has been forcibly occupied by two wooden doors in three years!" Woowoo woo ......"

"Cry what cry! Shut up! Isn't it just a door! When Lao Tzu moves to the next big town, I will give this dilapidated thatched house to your old man's family as a cemetery! ”

"Whoever wants your family to be a graveyard, my grave has already been prepared in my own field!" The old lady cried angrily, and two lines of old tears hung on her face, telling the misery of fate.

Half an hour later, Jiang Da pressed the door, and it was already dark. He glanced at the old lady standing on the wall crying, walked towards the other hut next door, knocked on the door vigorously, and asked for it without hesitation: "Do you have candles in your house?" ”

Soon after, a crack opened in the door, and a faint light shot out of the door, and an arm with dark blue sleeves trembled and held a candle and a fire fold.

Jiang Da took it unceremoniously, returned to his home and lit it, took out the small white medicine bottle in his arms, and hooked the corners of his lips suspiciously. (To be continued.) )