133 The Art of Touching Porcelain
Hu Wan's stupid apprentice is not so easy to teach, and he has to teach for a while, so that Hu Wan's stupid apprentice's body can remember some more dance moves. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
But Hu Wan refused to do the action of touching his crotch, and this Kong Qingwu can also understand it, after all, this is too shameful.
Let a good baby like Hu Wan do such a rebellious action, it's like touching himself, and anyone will be embarrassed.
Even Kong Qingwu felt very, very ashamed when he just danced, and he was going to be hypnotized at this time.
Kong Qingwujiao shouted: "Hu Wan, do you think this action is very shameful? ”
He timidly lowered his head, secretly glanced at Kong Qingwu, and lowered his head timidly when his eyes met.
After repeating this several times, it is as thin as a mosquito flyway; "Yes...... Yes, it's a shame. ”
Kong Qingwu said sternly; "It's because you don't respect dance, you don't love dance enough, huh...... You're no longer qualified to be my apprentice! ”
Suddenly...... Hu Wan was sweating profusely, crying and begging Kong to dance lightly; "Division...... Master, how can you be like this? ”
Kong danced lightly with a straight face; "Dance is beautiful, even if this movement is very obscene in the eyes of others, but the person who dances can't think so, this movement is sacrosanct!"
If you really love dancing, then when you dance this movement, you should be confident and arrogant, and others should be big cucumbers and big bananas in your eyes.
Under Kong Qingwu's step-by-step temptation, Hu Wan was ruthless, and finally touched the crotch of his pants!
Kong whispered in a devilish voice; "Bend your fingers and hook your crotch like a claw, and then the expression is very, very enjoyable!"
Hu Wan trembled; "Yes...... But that's not how Master jumps! ”
Kong Qingwu said with an embarrassed expression; "Okay...... All right...... Just now that was the right way to soothe myself, when I didn't say it. ”
Hu Wan's shame is infinite, and the back hole dances lightly; "Alright...... That's all for today. ”
Kong Qingwu also knew that he couldn't do it, Hu Wan's Tai Chi, this kind of shameful action had to be done slowly, if it was too forceful, Hu Wan's mentality exploded and it would be bad if he was played.
Hu Wan breathed a sigh of relief and gasped; "Total ...... It's finally over. ”
At five o'clock in the afternoon, in order to celebrate Kong Qinyin's pregnancy, Kong Qingwu and Dawei and others were called to plan to go to the restaurant for a meal.
Of course, Kong Qingwu would not tell the apprentices about Kong Qinyin's pregnancy, Dawei and the others didn't even know what to celebrate, and they were called in a daze.
Anyway, Dawei thinks Kong Qingwu is very happy, it should be a very important holiday for Kong Qingwu.
So Dawei Sao Bao drove an ultra-long bus that only often appears in movies and anime, and I'm afraid it's not a problem for more than a dozen people to sit in it.
Of course, this kind of car is not for the sake of many people, if you pursue more passengers, then why not drive a traffic car.
Dawei's car is mainly for enjoyment, there is a TV, high-end red wine, etc., as well as comfortable seats, and you can even sleep comfortably on it.
But there are always people who don't have long eyes, and Kong Qingwu can see clearly when he sits in the front row.
An uncle pounced on him in make-up, "Mystery; The art of touching porcelain! ”
Of course, it is impossible for the uncle to shout like this, this is just Kong Qingwu's dubbing, and Kong Qingwu also thinks it is quite funny.
I'm afraid that this uncle came to touch porcelain when he saw this kind of top-level luxury car.
Maybe in the uncle's opinion, the local tyrant who drives this kind of car is racing against time, and every minute is money.
Since he was relied upon, it is impossible to wait for the police to arrive like ordinary people, and maybe he can throw hundreds casually.
So the uncle screamed in front of the car; "Hey...... Let's take a look...... Hit someone! ”
Dawei handed over an iron rod to Hongwei, and helped Hongwei put on sunglasses and snorted his mouth; "You know!"
Kong Qingwu's eyes instantly turned into dead fish eyes, why did he plan to use a stick at every turn?
Dawei gave a reassuring look when he saw Kong Qingwu's eyes, and Hongwei took another sip of wine and quickly got out of the car.
The uncle saw a vicious muscular man walking towards him, and he was half dead.
The other pedestrians were the same, panicking back, thinking that the uncle was unlucky to meet the underworld.
Originally, the uncle had closed his eyes and was ready to punch and kick, anyway, whether it hurt or not, the worse the scream, the better.
Who wants to do more grandiosely, ran less than two steps, and stuffed the iron rod into the uncle's hand; "Hey...... Yo...... Hey ......" is like a Peking Opera-like tone, and it fell to the ground with a bang.
Turning his head to "poof......", the red liquid sprayed on the side of the road.
At this time, Dawei walked down in a panic, extremely aggrieved; "You...... You...... How do you hit someone? ”
The uncle's eyes widened, as if there were thousands of dogs in the day, no! It should be dogs. It's been a million times.
Looking at the muscles on Dawei's arm, the uncle was afraid.
At this time, the other three muscular men also walked down, wailing; "In broad daylight, why do you beat people? No, it's not over, you have to give your brothers an explanation! Otherwise, don't want to leave. ”
The uncle's sweat was dripping like beans, and his vest was already soaked with cold sweat.
Kong Qingwu, Kong Qinyin, and Hu Wan were already out of breath laughing in the car.
The tone of the Peking Opera version of Hongwei has just been given, and Dawei's aggrieved questioning is given full marks!
The uncle's heart has collapsed at this moment, as if he has been played badly.
The expression on his face was as if he would cry at any moment, and he trembled and said...... That...... You...... What do you say?
David slapped his thigh; "We want 10,000 yuan for mental damage!"
It is conceivable that the uncle who does such a thing as touching porcelain is a poor bastard, and he has no money at all, let alone 10,000, even if he has 5,000, he can't take it out.
wailed; "I ...... I...... I don't have that much money! ”
Dawei's face, which was still very aggrieved just now, instantly became fierce and vicious, and even the grandeur who fell to the ground wrinkled.
One by one, they clenched their fists and made the movements of Mr. Bodybuilder; "Fool us brothers, don't you? We're bullies, aren't we? Look down on us, don't you? ”
Every time David spoke, the uncle's face became even paler.
The five of them approached step by step, and the uncle retreated in a panic, and when he retreated to the front of the car and had no way out, the uncle yelled in a panic; "I ...... I have a daughter, but ...... Can be sent ...... For you. ”
Dawei five, you look at me, I look at you, sneered; "It's almost the same as having a son give it to us! But if you want a daughter, it's okay to send it to serve my master, and be a maid for her old man or something! ”
Dawei sneered, ran back to the car and printed out the maid's deed of sale, and handed it to the uncle viciously; "Sign it for me!" (To be continued.) )