A few hours later, Pengcheng arrived, Yang Mucheng transferred to the subway again, and after getting out of the subway station, he went straight to school. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 infoHe is a junior at Pengcheng University who has just returned from the summer vacation.

Four years of college is a long time, but it is also very fast. Before I knew it, three years had passed. In the past three years, Yang Mucheng has been almost as wooden as his name, whether it is in the class or in the dormitory, he will be regarded as an almost transparent existence.

His dormitory was at 409, and as soon as he opened the door, all three roommates were inside. Seeing him come back, the other people in the dormitory all nodded familiarly, which was considered to have said hello.

Entering the lower bunk was a man with glasses who was so thin that he looked like a monkey, with a very obscene face and eyes, who was holding a notebook at this time. Looking at his glasses that are thicker than the bottom of the bottle, and his obviously malnourished, lack of exercise physique, you can conclude that this is a hardcore otaku.

His name is Ma Chaoyang, he has a nickname of Big Stick Mallet, and he is a super computer-type otaku talent who can't speak. In just three sentences, Bao Zhun will say something jaw-dropping.

According to Ma Chaoyang's own words, his grandfather and father had this nickname in their hometown in the countryside, and they were notoriously unable to speak.

Ma Chaoyang inherited this nickname honorably when he was in elementary school, and since he was in school, he would fight with his classmates every semester because of his talking.

Of course, just by looking at his physique, which was so thin that he could clearly see each rib, one could guess that what he called a fight with someone was really just for the sake of sounding good. Most of the time, I should have been chased and beaten by someone who didn't speak the door.

On the top bunk of the otaku is a white-looking, neat clothes and beds, and a clean man with a serious tendency to cleanliness. Moreover, the appearance of this clean man is on the high side, coupled with his obviously non-masculine momentum, which makes people feel very suspicious of being a pseudo-mother. At this time, this clean man is meditating cross-legged on the bed and practicing yoga.

His name is Li Baifei, and he is a meticulous and very delicate man in life. Yes, an absolute man. Although he doesn't have a specific girlfriend, his suitors in school can be described as grabbing a lot, I don't know how many beautiful and rich girls are willing to bow down under his jeans, but he is lukewarm, and he is in a state of being lukewarm.

However, the fact that he always spends the night outside the school a few days a week made the three people in the room sure that he was an absolute man, not a little boy.

On the lower bunk of the other bed, a big boy with a lazy atmosphere was lying at this time, playing with his mobile phone, just looking at his clothes that were obviously wearing first-line luxury brands, it was certain that this was definitely a rich second generation.

His name is Zhang Xiaoqi, and he has been in the same house for more than three years, and everyone knows that his family must be very rich, and he is generous and righteous. However, it is not known what kind of business his family does and how much money he has. In the three years of college, Zhang Xiaoqi has changed two girlfriends, not too much, not too little. Plain and bland.

"Wood, did you bring any special products back to your hometown this time?"

Li Baifei was doing yoga and greeted Yang Mucheng.

"It's best to bring back the wild camellia you brought back last time, it's really not covered, the taste is bitter and refreshing, it's really a good thing."

Zhang Xiaoqi was playing with his mobile phone while talking to Yang Mucheng.

"Wood, ignore the two of them who only know how to be greedy for other people's possessions. I came back two days early, and I have carefully prepared all kinds of cavalry and infantry films for you, Cang-sensei plus Ozawa, Muto girl vs. Kato-sama. In addition, I also specially downloaded your favorite Shaw Brothers classic Fengyue film for you, actual combat plus plot, and it is also in Chinese, which is simply a century-old classic. Wood, as long as you hand over your souvenirs, you can share these precious pieces with me immediately. As for the two of them, there is only one way out if they want, and that is to hurry up and kneel and lick! ”

Ma Chaoyang hugged his laptop and spoke, without raising his head. From the moment Yang Mucheng entered the door, he looked outside, and his eyes almost never left the computer screen.

His previous words sounded quite benevolent, and he was a good brother. However, when he got to the back, he couldn't help but change his words, and he damaged Li Baifei and Zhang Xiaoqi.

"Die, you bastard! Kneel * lick your face, curse you not to lift your wedding night! ”

Zhang Xiaoqi and Li Baifei scolded at the same time.

However, Ma Chaoyang unexpectedly damaged the two of them first, seized the lead, and didn't care, just continued to play with the computer crackling, completely immune to the words of the two people scolding.

Yang Mucheng had long been accustomed to the three people's tricks, smiled slightly, and put the luggage on his bunk.

"Brothers, the new semester is about to begin, and we are all here, do you want to consider handing over the special fund for this semester?"

The puppet mother Li Baifei proposed at this time.

"No problem, dormitory master, I've already prepared it for you."

Zhang Xiaoqi lay on the bed and said without moving: "I'm going to accept WeChat red envelopes, I'll send them to you now." ”

After a few dings, Zhang Xiaoqi had already sent the dormitory fund to Li Baifei's mobile phone.

"I also send WeChat transfers."

Ma Chaoyang agreed, and then picked up his mobile phone to transfer money, and muttered: "What the, it's a good thing to hire a nanny every semester." It's a pity that although this nanny is long enough for a girl, she is not a real girl. I can't use it, it's a pity, it's a pity! ”

"Use your uncle, it's a pity for your face!"

Li Baifei was on Ma Chaoyang's upper bunk, where could he not hear the cool words in his mouth, grabbed the book on the bedside, and didn't care that the bed was messed up, and smashed it directly towards the lower bunk.

Ma Chaoyang had long expected that Li Baifei would go berserk, holding the computer and mobile phone and flashing flexibly, hehehe laughed a few times.

Li Baifei was completely speechless to this guy who spoke completely without scruples, and took several deep breaths on the bed one after another, warning himself not to be angry.

Yang Mucheng put the cash on the head of Li Baifei's bed, and said with a smile: "If you are angry with Ma Chaoyang, you will lose." ”

Li Baifei nodded, sighed, and stopped pursuing.

As early as when he first entered the freshman year, Li Baifei first proposed to come out and elect the dormitory director. Ma Chaoyang was the first to make an inappropriate statement, and Zhang Xiaoqi would not do such a trivial and deadly job, so he also refused. Yang Mucheng naturally would not compete with Li Baifei, and recommended Li Baifei to be the head of the dormitory.

Li Baifei happily accepted the position of dormitory director, and formulated rules and regulations on the same day. The first of these is the establishment of a special fund for 409 dormitories. In this way, when doing the rotating duty, whoever does not do it will be deducted from the corresponding fund and received by the person who does the work on his behalf.

Of course, in the three years since entering the school, Yang Mucheng and the three of them have almost never touched a broom and rag. Li Baifei also became the honorary dormitory master and the actual nanny.

However, I have to admit that Li Baifei's work is quite in place. The entire dormitory was cleaned up by him in an orderly manner, and almost every week he would get the red flag of sanitation and mobility.

In addition to cleaning, you can get the fund fee, whoever introduces the school's water spirit girl, downloads a classic action movie, and even secretly takes a photo of the school's female teacher's graceful demeanor, can get the corresponding fund.

However, in addition to Ma Chaoyang shouting and downloading a large number of plots, ****, subtitles, HD, or ****, bundles, island countries, European and American literary and artistic action human blockbusters, and need to be given bonuses, Yang Mucheng and Zhang Xiaoqi have not received funds once. Of course, Ma Chaoyang only shouted the most, and didn't really receive it.

In general, several people in the dormitory are tolerant of each other, although they have their own shortcomings. I'm going to graduate from college in another year, and we're still getting along relatively happily.

Although a few people in the 409 dormitory are not as excited as the people in the other dormitories, they seem to have created fate in their previous lives, and they have prostituted together in this life like overlord chickens. However, this kind of ordinary relationship is far longer and more stable than the first time you meet.

"It's getting dark, and the wood is back. Let's have dinner together. This summer, Ma Chaoyang helped me do a lot of homework, and Li Baifei helped me clean up my bed. Wood helped me bring a piece of porcelain during the holidays and also helped me a lot. Tonight, I'm here to do the East. ”

Zhang Xiaoqi looked at the watch on his wrist that cost at least 30,000 or more, and stood up to speak.

"I'm not going, you can just help me bring some back. Roast duck is preferred, though. It would be even better if there were two more beers, I like to drink Tsingtao Chunsheng. ”

Ma Chaoyang stared at the notebook and spoke.

Li Baifei and Zhang Xiaoqi, who were coming down from the top bunk, glanced at Yang Mucheng together, and a thought surged in their hearts at the same time. Is Ma Chaoyang reunited today because of a long absence, he is so happy, a little too excited, he has to find a beating to calm down.

"Ma Chaoyang, when I went back to school today, I found that there were many freshmen coming to report. Among them, many of them are fresh and immature little sisters. It's been three years since college, and you're still a simple single plus a virgin * man, and you have to be self-reliant for physical problems, it's a shame to think about it. Don't you want to go to school first to find out about the enemy? Perhaps, there will be a good harvest. In the last year, the beauty who hugged the door was exciting. ”

Yang Mucheng thought for a moment and leaned next to Ma Chaoyang to speak.

Ma Chaoyang felt Yang Mucheng coming over, and instinctively dodged to the side. However, as soon as he heard what he said, he immediately nodded, "Okay." Since Mr. Zhang is so sincere in inviting him to dinner, I will reluctantly go out. Only this once, not for example. ”

Yang Mucheng listened to Ma Chaoyang's words and shook his head speechlessly. Zhang Xiaoqi was also generous, shrugged his shoulders and smiled, and took the lead out of the dormitory door.

Walking through the campus along the way, Yang Mucheng and Zhang Xiaoqi talked and chatted with each other.

As soon as Li Baifei left the dormitory door, he immediately changed as if he was a different person, holding his head high, as if he was walking on the catwalk. His appearance is already good, and at this time, his almost professional steps across the campus have decisively attracted many beauties to turn back.

Ma Chaoyang followed Li Baifei and walked together, setting off each other more perfectly. With Li Baifei's coldness in front, Ma Chaoyang, who looked more and more slightly hunchbacked, was obscene.

Li Baifei met a beautiful woman who looked directly or turned around, but he couldn't see it, while Ma Chaoyang looked straight at the past with his eyes, wishing that his eyes could turn into a wolf, and directly pounced on the beauty on the opposite side.

With such a pair of living treasures by his side, coupled with the ordinary, mediocre and inconspicuous Yang Mucheng and a famous brand, Zhang Xiaoqi, who obviously has a little disdain for those beauties, has also formed a unique landscape.

When eating, Zhang Xiaoqi chose a relatively mid-range restaurant, which was neither publicized nor cheap. Moreover, it is also a special hotel in Pengcheng. The most important thing is that at the peak of the meal, Zhang Xiaoqi insisted on a private room.

Originally, the private rooms at this time were either occupied or booked. However, after Zhang Xiaoqi quietly whispered a few words in the ear of the lobby manager, the matter was done.

Yang Mucheng's ear power is amazing, or he doesn't have to deliberately listen to it to know that he used money to settle it. For such things, Yang Mucheng and the others have become accustomed to it. Zhang Xiaoqi's studies have always been normal, but he grew up in a business family since he was a child, and he knows how to be sophisticated and social. In the three years of college, Zhang Xiaoqi was almost the foreign minister and spokesman of the 409 dormitory.

When ordering, Li Baifei flipped through the menu as usual, ordered a vegetarian dish, and Zhang Xiaoqi ordered the rest. Whenever Zhang Xiaoqi ordered a special, Li Baifei's eyebrows would be slightly lowered. However, when Zhang Xiaoqi ordered the store's special and expensive dishes, his eyebrows immediately rose again.

Yang Mucheng knew that this was also an old habit of Li Baifei. Every time he goes into a restaurant, he always looks at the menus, one for the design and the other for the price.

Although he has the appearance of a pseudo-mother, he is not really a big-chested person. Of course, his chest is not big. He can write down all the prices of the dishes in this menu after flipping through the menu, and I have to say that he is a guy with a very perverted memory.

Only Ma Chaoyang was drinking tea while ordering food, and at the same time he used his characteristic lewd wolf eyes to strafe back and forth on the waiter with big breasts and big ass. Moreover, every time I see the waiter's big breasts, I will deliberately swallow a mouthful of water, which seems to be hungry and thirsty, and seems to be fascinated.

In the end, the waiter's hand holding the menu was shaking, but Ma Chaoyang was furious when he saw it, and he couldn't wait to resign.

After eating a meal, the water is not rippling, and it is bland. However, after three or two beers, each other's chatterboxes were opened. It's just about current topics and what you've seen and heard during the summer vacation.

After dinner, I returned to the dormitory safe and sound.

Ma Chaoyang continued to hold on to his notebook, while Li Baifei was doing yoga after cooking in bed. Zhang Xiaoqi was still playing with his mobile phone, and Yang Mucheng noticed when he went up that he was not playing a game, but looking at the stock market!

Ding dong! ――

As soon as Yang Mucheng lay down on the bed, his mobile phone rang. When I opened it, it was a WeChat message from Chu Xiaoxiao.

"Wood, when you go back to school, have you stared at the beautiful cuties who have just reported to school? Convergence point, don't show a rogue appearance at the beginning! ”

Ding dong! ――

Without waiting for Yang Mucheng to reply, another WeChat message came over. This time, it was sent by Tian Yuxuan.

"I can't go back to see you guys this summer, I'm sorry you've returned to school today. Take care of yourself more. ”

"Wood, if there are suitable girls in your school, remember to help me introduce them, and my Tiger King can kill the girls in Pengcheng at any time."

Wang Hu, who is almost a professional hooligan, also sent a WeChat message.

"Wood, I'm about to be a senior, and I can't avoid going out for an internship. If you need to engage in relationship and gift-giving, just speak, I will give you a genuine amphora of my grandfather, and the principal of your school must respect you as a guest and recognize you as a father-in-law! ”

Chen Duyang, who has now become the third generation of Dingci, sent a WeChat message.

They called Yang Mucheng Wood not because he was wooden, but because there was a wooden character in his name, and it was the head of their group, so they called it wood. Looking at the WeChat messages sent by several people, Yang Mucheng only felt warm in his heart.

replied to the WeChat of these brothers one by one, and the time was almost midnight. Li Baifei had already laid down to sleep quietly, while Ma Chaoyang and Zhang Xiaoqi were busy holding their computers and mobile phones. Yang Mucheng lay flat on the bed, took a deep breath, and began to do the daily routine of horizontal luck kung fu.