"Haha, why are you so handsome?" Zhang Fan laughed loudly when he saw the words on the public screen and a group of roses brushed out of the flowers that season blooming, and then said passionately:

"Brothers, I used to be at the top of Mount Everest in the Himalayas. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info I enjoyed the tranquility, the real tranquility, the blue sky was so close to me, God was simply within reach.

I was quiet, but I was also extremely bored, and I stood at the top and shouted: I'm not handsome!

Suddenly, a requiem voice came from the sky: No, you lied.

God, you can't lie to me? I'm angry, extremely angry! Ask God: Why do you make me so handsome!

God's requiem voice came again: What did you say?

I went limp, sobbing: Why am I so handsome?

God was silent...... After a while, God spoke: You are humble.

At that moment, I wanted to jump from the top, and suddenly a group of people rushed up the mountain?

I'm crazy!

I stood on a rock, facing a cliff, hysterical: you dare to come up! I'll just jump! The crowd stood still, and there was an astonishing silence.

The crowd began to stir, and many people jumped off the edge of the cliff as if they were enchanted, more and more! In the end, only a few fainted people remained on the mountain, and the rest all jumped off the cliff. When I looked down, they had formed a cushion for me with my body, afraid that I would stumble and fall.

I was alone.

I was protected by the women's faction, and women were proud to see me. Since the last Everest event, scientists have discovered that human potential is so strong that 10 percent of people in that Everest event were terminally ill, 10 percent disabled, and 10 percent mentally handicapped...... Many cancer patients (female) have been struggling to meet me for more than ten years, and have become anti-cancer stars, and some disabled (female) have thrown off the crutches and wheelchairs that have been with me for decades since they saw me, and some have even broken the world 100-meter record several times in a row.

In desperation, World War III broke out. Men used the atomic bomb to preserve their dignity.

After the explosion, I was the only one in the world who survived, because I was protected in the nuclear zone. When I came out, the land was barren, full of desolation and ruins after the war.

Suddenly, I noticed that there were creatures on the ground! That's a cockroach! The vitality of cockroaches is so strong that everyone expected. I picked up this cockroach, and the old tears were all over the body, and the cockroach trembled all over. I looked at it, and it was a cockroach at my feet! It's all mother's! And on the other coastline, all the male cockroaches are eyeing each other!

No one would have expected that the fourth world war on Earth would occur among cockroaches.

Postscript: Thousands of years after my death, future generations of human beings were born, and they found my bones to restore my appearance and bury me in the North Pole. Above my tombstone, there is a cloud floating all year round, changing and changing, and there is only one word: handsome. ”

Zhang Fan looked up to the sky: "Brothers, why?" The King's sister is so devoted to me, what should I do? How can I live! ”

"it!"

"I'll go!"

"This kind of narcissism simply transcends the boundaries of human beings, Nima, how can a person's cheekiness be so kind?"

"I worshipped, and I finally knew that there is a saying that if a person is shameless, the world is invincible."

"When I encountered the word narcissism when I learned Chinese today, I asked the teacher, and the teacher said that I would understand it if I watched the live broadcast of mortals!"

At this time, gift bombs can be said to be flying all over the sky, deeply expressing the contempt of tourists for him.

However, all the tourists think that his words are really 6, funny!

"Haha, brothers, the time is almost up, take advantage of the moment to click on my attention, don't get lost if you have attention, come to my live broadcast room, let me take you to pretend. Forced to fly with you. Zhang Fan looked at the time and hurriedly said to everyone.

As he said two more words, the time came, and Zhang Fan immediately returned to his live broadcast room.

The new anchor show is over, and there is a benefit for the last most popular anchor, which is dumping, and the official will send the live broadcast room ID of the last winner of the new anchor show in the channel, and all visitors can click on the ID to directly enter his live broadcast room.

When Zhang Fan returned to his room and turned on the video, he saw the crazy influx of people, and a smile appeared on his face.

"Welcome all visitors to my live broadcast room, brothers of the mortal legion, serve tea, serve water, have some peanuts and melon seeds, and entertain the guests well, maybe they will be a family in the future!"

"Welcome to that season, please listen to my sister, welcome the new Duke and mortal heart treasure that opened today, and welcome the big brother and sister in the VIP seat."

At this moment, the number of people in the live broadcast room has reached 200,000, and Zhang Fan happily welcomes various local tyrants and tourists.

However, at this time, two dukes with the prefix of Star Entertainment entered the live broadcast room, and immediately after, Zhang Fan found that anchors with the prefix of Star Entertainment also followed.

"Dingding!" The friend's message rang, Zhang Fan clicked on it, and found that it was a message sent by Mr. Yun: "Mortals, report all of us to the microphone, and report the anchors of our Star Entertainment to the last management, so that tourists can pay attention to it, and by the way, advertise for our union to recruit anchors, by the way, the prefix of your name should also add the word starry sky!" ”

Seeing this paragraph, Zhang Fan's face changed, but he didn't say anything, added the word starry sky in front of his name, and reported the anchor who came from the starry sky to Maixu.

However, when he searched, he was slightly stunned when he saw the words Starry Sky Shen Yun, ignored him, and gave other anchors the permission to manage.

Immediately, Zhang Fan began to brag and sing with the tourists in the live broadcast room, and this time, in addition to the teasing device, he has a new goal, which is to flirt with the flowers in that season, please listen to the king and the mortal legion, the heart treasure of the mortals, two female tyrants.

With the baptism of the earth's classic language in his mind and his witty reaction, he made the tourists below laugh, and his live broadcast popularity has been maintained by more than 180,000.

And because of the number of people in his live broadcast room, at the moment on the QY popularity list, a live broadcast room as long as a trouser belt appeared on it, and it remained firmly in the third position, pressing many big anchors who had been live broadcasting for three or four years.

Of course, his current popularity is mainly from the new anchor show, and it can't be regarded as his real popularity, and it will be very good if the next live broadcast can reach fifty or sixty thousand.

In the Starry Sky Entertainment Building in Nanfeng City, Mr. Yu and Lin Shao sat in front of the computer and looked at Zhang Fan who was broadcasting live with embarrassed faces.

"Mr. Yun, send another message to Zhang Fan, and ask him to connect with the anchors of the company, starting with several popular Shen Yun Yaya in the company."

Mr. Yun was slightly stunned when he heard Lin Shao's words: "Lin Shao, Shen Yun is a little contradictory with him, do you want him to connect?" ”

"It's okay, just tell him, notify them in the anchor group, and let them get ready!" Lin Shao said indifferently.

"Okay." Mr. Yun hesitated for a moment and nodded, and immediately sent a message to Zhang Fan among his friends, and used his authority to report the starry sky charm to Maixu!

Zhang Fan, who was bragging, saw the news of Mr. Yun coming again, hesitated for a moment and immediately clicked: "Lianmai? Start with Shen Yun Yaya them? ”

Zhang Fan frowned a little unhappily, but the conditions on the contract were there, and if he didn't do it, they had the right to deduct his salary.

His mother's monthly hospitalization fee is close to 10,000 yuan, so money is very important to him at present, so he reluctantly replied and agreed.

"Brothers, sing you a rap or song, you order one, and after singing, I will give you a beautiful anchor."

"Six hundred seconds of madness."

"Six hundred seconds of madness."

"Six hundred seconds of madness."

"Be my bride."

"Sing the Dream of the Wanderer!"

As soon as Zhang Fan finished speaking, the public screen below quickly swiped up, among which 70% of the tourists wanted to listen to the crazy 600 seconds, followed by being my bride.

"Okay, it seems that there are more people who choose to be my bride, so let's sing this song to you!" Zhang Fan directly ignored those tourists who asked for six hundred seconds of madness, Nima, he couldn't stand singing for ten minutes.

"Nima, mortal blindness has been identified!"

"It's really a dog, why didn't I find out that I heard more people about being my bride?"

"Mortal this guy hob, he doesn't want to sing crazy six hundred seconds, after all, it's too long."

"Ahem, you also know that six hundred seconds is long, I'm really ****, this song is forbidden in the future, you have to be considerate of the baby! I'll record this song in a different way, and if you want to hear it, you can listen to the recording directly. Zhang Fan said a little cutely.

But as soon as he finished speaking, he ushered in a vomiting expression.

But the tourist is still very considerate of him, and he brushed up on the public screen to be my bride!

Zhang Fan smiled and began to sing!